The team from Xijiang University settled in a certain hotel in Linchuan. Although the hotel was a little dilapidated due to the earthquake, it was still good overall. At least it was much better than the short bungalows that other civil organizations lived in. .
"What is this... a soft bed? It doesn't make sense. The bed is a place to rest. How can we put so many fancy things on it?"
"What is this... a sofa? Being a human being means walking upright and sitting up straight. A soft sofa is clearly something for people to indulge in and enjoy. No wonder you humans are so lazy."
"Is this... a mirror? Made of glass? Hum, I admit that you humans have some brains, but my fantasy underworld is rich in amethyst. I don't know how beautiful your glass is."
"Is this... a chandelier? Hey, it's really beautiful, but it's too flashy..."
“The overall style of this hotel is quite weird, without any classical beauty. It looks like it was made by barbarians, and it is difficult to get into the hotel. I feel wronged for living here...”
"What is this? A toilet? Hmph... You humans are so disgusting that even Izuku wants to save energy... "
"This is... a condom? What is a condom? That thing that wraps a man? Hmph... You humans are so full of lust that you tinker with obscene and dirty things all day long... "
"What is this? It seems to be made of the same material as condoms... **? Humph, what is the magic use of this **? It can be used as a life preserver? What, it can also be used to replace women to vent their sexual desires for men? What is this for you humans? How shameless”
"This thing is a shriveled cucumber, right? It's just that it has no plant smell, and there is a line connected to the top. No, this is clearly a cucumber-shaped work of art... Uh, this is a way for women to fill their loneliness and to make up for the couple's bed. A strange object? Specifically... How can it be that you humans are... hopeless, simply hopeless?"
"This is... leather? Made of cowhide and crocodile skin? I don't understand why you humans are so fond of the furs of foreign races. Have you never treated foreign races as friends? It really is a beast with a human face and a heart... "
"The artistic level of this kind of calligraphy and painting is so perfect that it perfectly reproduces the scene... What? Is this a photo? What is a photo... Wait, I don't understand your professional terminology... "
"What is this? So soft, as white as snow... What? A tissue? Used to wipe your mouth and stains... Something to wipe your butt? You humans are really wasting your resources."
"What is this? It feels soft and smooth to the touch, and smells of a delicate fragrance. Could it be my daughter's handkerchief? What? This is a Shubao, something my daughter needs for menstruation. It is placed close to the groin. Time? Ridiculous, really ridiculous."
Li Jiayu and others had found a room early. Of course, Queen Chanyou was also hanging out with Li Jiayu, but she was born in the world of immortals and had never seen all kinds of daily necessities in the human world, so she was surprised when she saw so many strange things. She was obviously very shocked by human imagination and creativity, but in order to maintain the dignity of the demon clan, she insisted on belittling humans and making these daily necessities worthless...
Yan Zisu, who patiently explained to Chan You, couldn't stand it anymore. She looked at Li Jiayu for help, hoping that Li Jiayu would let Chan You calm down for a while and stop pointing fingers all the time. After all, Chan You said " "Human idiot", the right sentence "hopeless" is really a slap in everyone's face.
"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute. Anyway, you don't like to hang out with us dirty humans. So, Kikyo has tidied up a living room for you. You can go in and meditate and have a good rest. Tonight I will I will use the light spell on you to get rid of your illness."
Li Jiayu glanced at Chanyou and said coldly, anyway, the initiative is in his hands, and the superior Demon Fox Queen is his subordinate.
"Humph, it's still early. I've been in a coma for three or four days. Naturally, I want to move around more and see you humans' inferior 'customs'..." Chanyou sat quietly on the soft sofa and closed her eyes lazily. Upper eyes.
"Tsk, then you can go out and walk around by yourself. Stop sitting here in the living room and disgusting all of us. The streets outside are also exciting. Although insect waves, earthquakes and the like have made the city completely different, it is enough for you to appreciate. The city scenery is beautiful." Li Jiayu also sat next to Chanyou and said impatiently. If it weren't for Chanyou's strong fighting power, he really wanted to get rid of this super annoying woman to save her from saying it in front of everyone. sarcastic remarks.
Just one Liu Yinsha was enough to give Li Jiayu a headache, and coupled with this Chanyou, who was a thousand times more difficult to deal with than Liu Yinsha, Li Jiayu was really annoyed.
He couldn't understand why Xiao Wanqing and Yan Zisu, the same promiscuous women, were so gentle and charming, but those two made people frown and hide as far away as possible.
Li Jiayu has always had a great affection for prostitutes, but now... Hey, it doesn't matter if you don't say it or not.
"Hmph, do you think I want to be with you? There are ghosts and bad feng shui outside, and there is nothing good about Li Jiayu. You are dissatisfied with my attitude, and I am even more dissatisfied with your attitude. Do you think... Li Jiayu , are you listening?”
Seeing Li Jiayu's "too lazy to care about you" look, Chanyou couldn't help but frown, looking angry and reproachful, but she had no choice but to take action against Li Jiayu, so in the end she had to sulk to herself and hummed:
"I haven't had a meal for a long time... Li Jiayu, you should know how to cook, right? Bring out all the good meals you have..."
"You stupid woman, are you out of your mind? Didn't you see that we are all running away? Can I give you something good to eat? Do you think you are still the all-powerful legendary queen? Look at how miserable you are now Look, I can blow you up with one hand. In return for the meal, it would be nice to give you grass roots and tree bark." Li Jiayu glanced at Chan You coldly, with his signature disdainful smile on his lips, and said softly.
"Okay, okay... don't make any noise."
Xiao Wanqing has a kind heart and a bright mind. Naturally, she does not want to see conflicts between Li Jiayu and his summoned characters, so she smooths things over and smiles lightly at Chan You:
"Welcome to become a member of Xijiang University. My name is Xiao Wanqing. Nice to meet you... You must be hungry. There are a lot of chocolate candies and other foods in your luggage bag. Hongxia, go and get some for Chanyou. "
"Aunt Xiao, those are..."
"Go quickly."
"oh… "
Chanyou glanced at Xiao Wanqing with slight disdain. Of all the people here, Xiao Wanqing was the most pleasing to her, so she chatted with Xiao Wanqing at random, and waited for Ran Hongxia to put the chocolates and biscuits together. When Xiao Wanqing told her with a smile, Chanyou even made a joke. She looked at the packaging of the candy with a strange face, wondering whether the packaging was edible... After Xiao Wanqing told her with a smile, Chanyou peeled off one with a cold face. Drunken chocolate has a sweet fragrance that is very tempting.
"This smell is really strange... I have tasted all kinds of delicacies in the fantasy underworld, but I have never smelled this unique sweet fragrance..."
Chanyou's eyes flashed, and her graceful and elegant face moved slightly. She opened her lips lightly, took a small bite, chewed slowly, the expression on her face slowly unfolded, and finally she looked at Xiao Wanqing with a complicated expression. .
Obviously, she was a little surprised by the food in the human world. The taste was completely different from the delicious wine in the Xianxia world. First there was a faint bitter taste, then the pure taste of wine, and then the strong sweetness. The flavors are mixed together, giving people a strange taste enjoyment...
To be honest, Chanyou suffered a serious injury eighteen years ago and lost her newborn daughter. As a result, she spent the years recovering from her injuries in the hospital. Her life was very difficult and she worked hard all day long. Worried about the trivial matters in the fantasy underworld and the sword immortals attacking her again, she almost forgot about the joy of life and fell into the abyss of hesitation.
Such a small piece of chocolate was naturally unable to sway the determined Chanyou. However, for a moment, Chanyou had a strange feeling of being touched, and all her worries, troubles, misery, and burdens disappeared... Of course, this has a lot to do with Li Jiayu, because Li Jiayu's "Light Technique" can make her life shine again. As long as she follows him shamelessly and endures the humiliation for three to five years, she can recover and regain her health. Reach the pinnacle of legend.
Noticing that Chanyou's face looked a little strange, Xiao Wanqing couldn't help but asked tentatively:
"How about it? Is this to your liking..."
"It's very ordinary food... Qiong Jam from the Phantom World is even better than this, but this thing called chocolate is the most delicious food I've eaten in eighteen years..."
"Then you should eat more, don't starve yourself." Xiao Wanqing said softly.
"Chanyou, don't eat so much high-energy chocolate. It's not prepared for you. Just go and eat compressed biscuits." Li Jiayu didn't like Xiao Wanqing being so kind to Chanyou, or he was slightly jealous. taste.
"Jiayu, please be nice to Chanyou. She is your right-hand assistant. She has traveled thousands of miles to help you. You can't be so cruel to others." Xiao Wanqing said softly to Li Jiayu, signaling him to be more generous. , Little did they know that if Li Jiayu had been open-minded, he would have been hacked to death by Chan You hundreds of times.
Suddenly, Chu Xiang ran in, nodded to Ran Hongxia and Li Jiayu, and reported the situation:
"After being busy for a long time, Ling Shaoping and Lu Feiyang led the team to collect food. The harvest was not small. It added up to two tons, which was enough for our Xijiang University to consume food for a whole day... However, I'm sorry, I ran to Lin I went to catch fish in the Pingjiang River, but I found that there were no fish, shrimps, crabs, or even water bugs in the water. What was even more strange was that there was always a gloomy ghostly atmosphere in the river, which made me feel scared, and there seemed to be a ghost in the water. A rancid smell…”
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