"Since that's the case... then I won't talk about you. After all, so much food in the team depends on you, and you have the absolute say in food distribution... "
Li Jiayu looked at Chu Xiang, who was suppressing his blush, with sharp eyes that made Chu Xiang feel uncomfortable all over and his palms were slightly sweaty. Ran Hongxia beside him said quickly:
"Jiayu, you see Chu Xiang agrees with taking in those hundreds of orphans, and he is about to be upgraded. The aquatic products harvested every day will be enough to feed half of us... In fact, children don't eat much, they Most of them are over ten and under fifteen years old, very sensible... "
Platycodon also nodded repeatedly and helped dye Hongxia:
"Speaking of food issues... I can also help. You and I are the witches of nature. We can communicate closely with nature... As long as I inject spiritual power into the plants, I can quickly ripen the plants and produce a lot of fruits. Edible wild fruits and vegetables... Although the quantity is not large, they can produce dozens of kilograms per day, which can still feed fifty or sixty people... If it is for children, it will be enough for them to be more than 120. People are consumed…”
After saying that, Platycodon grandiflorum and Li Jiayu looked at each other, with a hint of begging in their eyes. This was really rare. She had never asked Li Jiayu for anything since she separated from Li Jiayu.
"After all, you still want to take in those orphans? You are so stupid! You have so much food and energy, why not use it to take care of those around you! Ran Hongxia, I have tolerated you for a long time! Do you know this? Along the way, were our classmates pretty? When they were eating biscuits, crumbs fell on the ground. They didn't mind it at all and stuffed the crumbs with sand into their mouths. The old professors were even more hungry. He only dared to eat a little dry food when he was screaming, because the old professors were afraid of wasting food and dragging down the team! Every night, after Chu Xiang caught fish, shrimps and crabs, the students would not even eat the extremely unpalatable fish scales, shrimp shells, and crab shells. Do you think they don’t feel uncomfortable if they forcefully swallow it in their stomachs? Of course they feel uncomfortable, but they don’t have much food left, so they cherish food even more, so even if it is the nutritional calories in fish scales, shrimp shells, snake skins, and animal bones I don’t want to waste it either!”
Li Jiayu was aggressive, his eyes slowly swept over the faces of Ranhongxia, Jiejie, and Chu Xiang, and sneered:
"Even before people's food and clothing problem has been solved, you just think about eating inside and outside, and you think it's easy! Even if you take a step back... the food collected by Chu Xiang and Platycodon grandiflorum weighs more than a thousand kilograms, so what if it is enough for half the people? What do you think? Don’t you need to waste energy taking care of those orphans? Who will protect them when there is a large-scale insect swarm? Don’t say I didn’t remind you that during the Black Sky Demon Insect War, there were so many small flying insects, such as sulfuric acid insects and tentacled demon eyes. There are tens of thousands of bugs, thunder bugs, white beetles, springtails, sickle beetles, etc., covering a large area of darkness. The three to four thousand ordinary students in our team have nothing to do with themselves, so how can they have the energy to care about the life and death of the little devil?"
"If you don't mind... I will take care of those orphans."
The person who answered the call was the male and female animal trainer Jelly. She was wearing a black robe with a loose hood covering half of her face. She didn't know that she was out of her mind and dressed like this on such a dark night. She was deliberately pretending to be... You don’t have to do this to scare people, right? Wu Novel Network has many words
"Leave it to you to take care of me? Are you smart again? There are many words in Wuxiao.com and you take care of more than a hundred little ghosts by yourself? Do you think you are a special teacher in a kindergarten or the director of an Internet addiction treatment center? And more! You are an unlicensed transsexual expert. What if you don’t turn those orphans into either boys or girls? If their parents knew that their children turned into transvestites, they would die with their eyes open! Uh... You did it in vain. In this way, do you want to cross-dress as an Arabian desert woman without skipping the word
Li Jiayu naturally had a bad temper towards Jelly, so he scolded her again when he caught her.
"No... Tonight, on a full moon night, my transgender aura was greatly affected. It was three or four times stronger than usual. Even the ants in my tent were not changed by me... That's why I used black The cloth is used to cover the body to prevent the transsexual halo from harming others. Don’t mind, as long as you don’t come within one meter of me, nothing will happen..." Jelly said bitterly.
"Then get away from me and don't get so close to me!"
Li Jiayu suddenly changed his color and took several steps back. What he was most afraid of was male-to-female transformation, but Jelly was a top transsexual expert, so he was afraid of Jelly like a snake or a scorpion, for fear of getting involved with her.
"Jiayu, don't be like this! Be polite to Jelly. What if one day you really become a woman and you have to ask Jelly to help you transform back into a man!" Kikyo is very dissatisfied with Li Jiayu's tone. This guy is like this. His mouth was merciless, as if he couldn't feel comfortable without being sarcastic for a day.
"It's okay... Anyway, I've long been used to being a shemale... Oh, by the way, my transsexual aura is irreversible... In other words, if Jiayu is really influenced by the female Luo Teng and becomes a woman one day, then There is nothing I can do, Jiayu can only be a girl for the rest of her life..." As she said that, Jelly looked at Li Jiayu, who was a thousand times more beautiful than her, with sympathy, but there was a hint of gloating anticipation in her twinkling eyes.
Depend on! This damn shemale, how dare she still wait to treat Li Jiayu as one of her kind? How vicious!
"Stop talking about men and women... Chu Xiang, forget everything you just heard! Did you hear that?" Li Jiayu yelled at Chu Xiang. The female vine was the biggest worry in his heart, and he naturally didn't want it. Chu Xiang, the ugly guy, also knew this.
"Uh... I don't understand what you are talking about at all. Wasn't the female Luo Teng the monster she was more than a month ago? Are you mentioning it again? What else do you mean by turning into a man's body? I turned into a dragon. After a human being, his brain becomes muscle, his IQ drops by half, and he becomes a bit brain-dead." Chu Xiang shouted in a muffled voice, looking at Li Jiayu inexplicably, as if he was just a crowd of onlookers who didn't know the truth.
The three people who knew about it, Ran Hongxia, Platycodon, and Jelly, naturally couldn't help laughing, but Li Jiayu was made angry by Chu Xiang, her face turned red, and she said angrily:
"Then you'll be a fool for the rest of your life! The same goes for you, Kikyo! You must be the one who told Ran Hongxia about me, right? There's a lot of words on Wuxiao.com about you, a rebellious guy who eats the noodles instead of the bottom! If my shame spreads out, I will chop you to death!" As he said this, Li Jiayu became so angry that he tried to knock down Platycodon, which made Platycodon's face turn pale with fright.
Ran Hongxia hurriedly stood in front of Platycodon, and said righteously, Jiayu, calm down, platycodon won't betray you... It was your cousin who told Aunt Xiao, and I eavesdropped on it myself... "
"? My cousin-in-law told Sister Wan Qing? Then you have the nerve to eavesdrop!" Li Jiayu was embarrassed. Fortunately, he had sprayed the red clouds so well just now, but he never thought that the dyeing of the red clouds had already been the most difficult for him. I didn't know whether Ran Hongxia was gloating about her misfortune or feeling secretly happy when she opened her mouth. She must be very angry at being so rude to her. She was hoping for bad luck, right? Wu Novel Network has many words
"I didn't eavesdrop on purpose... My Sword Immortal inheritance comes with enhanced hearing, so I overheard it at noon today... Don't be angry, can I apologize to you? There are many words on Wuxiao.com that I hate. I swear that I will never leak the secret... Well, the top priority now is to solve the problem of orphans. Jiayu, let's talk about business first, let's talk about business first... Jelly, continue, you should take care of those children." Ran Hongxia explained in a somewhat embarrassed manner. However, she knew very well how difficult Li Jiayu was to serve. If Li Jiayu was allowed to go crazy again, God knew what would happen, so she quickly urged Jelly, hoping that Jelly would come up with a reasonable solution to divert Li Jiayu's attention.
Jelly nodded. The big hood only exposed the lower part of her face. She gently opened her red lips and spoke in a low but melodious voice:
"I'm already at the second-level intermediate level... My mental power has been greatly improved... If I try my best, I can give up catching two purple beetles and instead capture a dozen second-level, middle- and low-level bugs. Think about it. , a dozen flying dragon lice, golden ancient butterflies, suspended jellyfish, and green beetles should be enough to protect more than a hundred children. If necessary, I can also provide them with food. After all, my flying dragon lice fly very fast. No bird or beast can escape its prey..."
After saying that, Jelly looked at Li Jiayu cautiously, but her waist was straight, her chest was puffed up, her chin was raised, and she had a "I can handle it, you don't need to worry" expression.
Speaking of this, Li Jiayu also felt a little headache. The four idiots Ran Hongxia, Platycodon grandiflorum, Chu Xiang, and Jelly insisted on taking in the orphans. They also worked hard to get more food and even thought thoughtfully for the orphans. If Li Jiayu continues to object to the care method, it will be counterproductive.
"Okay... Since you all insist on taking in these brats, I won't bother to care about you. But before I say anything ugly, Jelly, you'd better do a good job. If our Xijiang University is dragged down by my brats, I will do it first. Drive those brats out! Ran Hongxia, let me warn you one last time! This kind of stupid thing that drags down teammates is only allowed to happen once. If there is a next time, then you just pack your bags and get out of Xijiang University. I can't Watching you harm your teammates! As the saying goes, you are not afraid of god-like opponents, but pig-like teammates. In the eyes of many people, what you do is different from a pig? Don't shout about humanity all day long If you are doctrinal and can't bear it, don't think that just because you are the first person below Level 3, you will be the best at it. If you allow it, you will be a fighting pig among stupid pigs!"
Li Jiayu raised her head and stared at Ran Hongxia coldly. The needle-like sharp gaze made Ran Hongxia close her eyes with a guilty conscience. After a full breath, Li Jiayu said:
"Hypocritical kindness, pale justice... will only harm people in the end. The four of you are the best among men, and you still can't see this truth clearly? In the end of the world, we must follow the laws of the end of the world, and mercy and justice must also be in harmony. , hum, I am the Pope of Light, a more supreme being than Sister Wan Qing, but have you seen me give alms to strangers a few times? Even I, the spokesman of light, have not taken the lead in upholding justice, so you little shrimps can’t Benefiting oneself and benefiting others brings a heavy burden..."
These words made Ran Hongxia and others speechless, and they looked at each other for a long time without being able to refute.
"Forget it... Let's let this matter go. Anyway, just leave those orphans to Chu Xiang and Jelly..."
Li Jiayu shook his head slightly, sighed, and glanced at Ran Hongxia with some complicated eyes.
He didn't want to blame her too much because he had a plan.
Now that Ran Hongxia has her own cuckold magic sword, she is destined to embark on a different path from her previous life. In this case, Li Jiayu doesn't mind planting a dark seed in her heart.
Sooner or later, this seed will take root in her heart, grow vigorously, and then destroy her concept of life, causing her to become self-destructive and never become a righteous superman who specializes in harming herself and others.
Poor Ran Hongxia is still waiting for her. Li Jiayu, who holds a grudge, is planning to teach her an unforgettable lesson. Fortunately, she is so kind to Li Jiayu...
"Ran Hongxia, how much food do we have left?" Li Jiayu asked with twinkling eyes.
"Uh..." Ran Hongxia was startled for a moment, then she quickly said solemnly that the remaining food was only about four thousand kilograms... "
More than two thousand kilograms of food, including compressed biscuits, chocolates, candies, dried insect meat, dry noodles, bread, beef jerky, etc., were all brought from Xijiang City. Originally, six thousand people carried nearly one hundred thousand kilograms of food. , put it in a bag and on a bicycle, but now after only half a month of escape, there are only more than 4,000 kilograms left. On average, one person gets one kilogram. Alas, only Ran Hongxia and Chu Xiang are to blame. A simple-minded "bad guy".
"More than four thousand kilograms? Haha, it's only enough for the team to consume for one day... After eating, all members must look for food in the wild... No, these more than four thousand kilograms of food are not allowed to be moved around now! Wait until someone eats bark grass After eating roots, fish, shrimps, grass worms, vomiting and diarrhea, give them the little food left!"
Li Jiayu clearly remembered how terrible it was to escape for dozens of days in the wild in her previous life. Don't think that grass roots and bark can be used to satisfy your hunger. In fact, this stuff is extremely unpalatable and has low nutritional value. It often makes people vomit and have diarrhea, and Not all grass roots and tree barks are edible, and some are toxic. Once the accumulated toxicity occurs, people will become weak and sick.
Historically, every time there was a famine, large swaths of people starved to death. Don't they just eat grass roots and tree bark? Oh, that’s because the bark of grass roots can only relieve temporary difficulties. If you eat the bark of grass roots all year round, you will still die. What’s more, the escape team has a population of 700,000. It’s strange that the bark of grass roots and bark along the way is enough to eat!
Especially those girls, who were spoiled and lacked training in daily life, and the digestive function of their intestines and stomachs is far inferior to that of men. Let them eat grass roots and tree bark, which will simply kill them. Li Jiayu can clearly remember that several girls in the class were I was so hungry that I secretly ate some insect meat. As a result, my stomach swelled to the size of three watermelons as if it had been inflated. I screamed and wailed for a long time before my intestines were pierced...
"Well, this is the only way..." Ran Hongxia said with some shame. She felt very ashamed of the girls in the school at this time. As the student council president, she didn't consider her classmates. She was really incompetent...
"There are more and more blood-sucking worms, water worms, and bell worms in the rivers, occupying the water areas, resulting in fewer and fewer fish, shrimps and crabs, so even if Chu Xiang is promoted to the second-level intermediate level, it is not very useful, so he can only use it as much as possible. It only captures five to six hundred kilograms of aquatic products every day... The jelly controls the flying dragon lice and captures birds and beasts from the sky. It is estimated that there can be hundreds of kilograms of bird meat every day, but the bird meat is not edible, so the bird feathers, bird feces and internal organs are removed, and the remaining There are only sixty or seventy kilograms of food that can be eaten. There are also platycodon ripening plants, and it is estimated that there are forty or fifty kilograms of melons and fruits... Well, you should have six to seven hundred kilograms of food in total, but it is not enough. You must think of other options. Way!" Li Jiayu said thoughtfully, he didn't want to be hungry in this life.
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