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"Yes, this is the world of octopuses... Only this beautiful world can raise pure silkworms like octopuses..."
The dark octopus opened its mouth and smiled triumphantly, as if desperately promoting the strength of the motherland to foreign friends, bowed, waved its tentacles and said:
"Master, welcome to this world. There are no zombies, bugs, or dragons here. Relatively speaking, it is very safe and very fun. Now that you are with Octopus, Octopus is very happy. , we want to travel together and visit famous places and historic sites across the country, such as the Great Wall, Hangzhou West Lake, Suzhou gardens, Guilin landscapes, Jiuzhaigou, Hainan scenery... Oh, by the way, there are also Hawaii, Maldives, Las Vegas, Venice... Octopus is good I want to see the owner in a swimsuit, ah no, the octopus can’t wait any longer, let’s go to the hot springs in Hong Kong right away…”
"Damn octopus, do you have to make me angry?"
Before the octopus finished speaking, Li Jiayu, who couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the corners of the dark octopus's mouth with both hands, like pulling rubber, pulling the dark octopus from an apple-like body into a cucumber-like body.
"Oh, Master, please be gentle, the octopus is afraid of pain..."
"Can you be more serious! I said... I'm a man!" Li Jiayu gritted her teeth. Suddenly, she remembered a crucial question.
By the way, the octopus is an incredible creature. Although it has a stupid brain, it always seems to have some weird knowledge. I wonder if it knows the changes in me...
"Octopus. I... can I still change? Just change back to a man... "
"No. Master, you must be a goddess in this life, otherwise my little silk octopus will succeed in counterattack..." The dark octopus said seriously.
Li Jiayu felt cold in her heart and asked solemnly:
"Really not possible? Why not?"
"Because the master is the goddess of light..."
"You're so big! Recruit me truthfully!"
"Master, please accept the fact, you really can't change..." Red heart shapes appeared in the eyes of the dark octopus again, and it rubbed the tip of its tentacles on Li Jiayu's palm, its silly voice and airway changed. Okay, Master, you can be your goddess of light with peace of mind and charm all living beings... Octopus also likes the way Master looks now, hahahahaha... "
At the end, Yuyu let out that unique signature obscene laugh again.
"Stop talking nonsense! Do you really think I'm a fool? I've been deceived by you so many times that I have developed resistance..." Li Jiayu caught the tentacles of the dark octopus, lifted it upside down in the air, and then lifted it Pull it in front of you. Pi Xiaorou Bu smiled and said:
"When you lie... your nostrils will twitch, red smoke will spray out, and the obscene expression on your face will become more obvious... When you lied just now, you were as obscene as a thief. If I am deceived by you again, , I am a hundred times stupider than the big-breasted and brainless Ran Hongxia!"
It's not easy. Li Jiayu has finally become a little smarter. He has been tricked by the Dark Octopus so many times before. The most egregious one was when the Dark Octopus kept vigil outside and let Liu Yinsha into Li Jiayu's house on his own initiative. Room. As a result, Li Jiayu was almost raped by Liu Yinsha...
"Ah? Really? Octopuses rarely lie..." The dark octopus put on an innocent expression and blinked its eyes, seeming to be imitating the innocent look of Blood Angel Fang Fang, but this would only make it more vulgar. , even more obscene than that fucking boar!
"Stop talking nonsense! If you don't tell me the truth, I'll crush you!"
Li Jiayu was serious this time. Although she was very happy to meet an old friend in a foreign country, Li Jiayu was extremely insecure now, like a dynamite barrel that was about to explode. What's more, this bastard Octopus knew the truth, but he still dared to trick her and lie to her forever. This was even worse than killing her!
Seeing the substantial murderous intent on Li Jiayu's face, Dark Octopus trembled quickly. It has been with Li Jiayu for so long, so naturally Li Jiayu is such a violent person. Fight when you say it, kill when you say it, there is no ambiguity. Once her bottom line is touched, the consequences will be very bad...
"Uh... Hehe, Master, can you put me down first? It's very uncomfortable to keep the octopus hanging upside down in the air..." The octopus laughed along with it.
"I'll let you go after you finish speaking! I ask, and you answer, do you understand?" Li Jiayu put her face in front of the dark octopus, squinted her eyes slightly, and said in a cold voice word by word, as if there were countless sharp The ice pick flew out with the breath.
"understood!"
"Because I will become the goddess of light..."
"Well, neither does the octopus. The owner of the octopus will definitely become the goddess of light, and she will also be the most beautiful woman in the world..."
"... Anyway, this question is too much of a test of your IQ, and it is impossible for you to understand the conspiracy hatched by the Goddess of Light and the Pope of Light..." Li Jiayu sighed helplessly, and continued to ask me when can I be freed from the state of the Goddess of Light. …”
"Twenty-four years!" Without thinking, the dark octopus showed out twenty-four tentacles. The expression on his face was quite excited, his nose twitched, and his nostrils puffed out smoke.
“…”
Li Jiayu squinted her eyes and stared at the dark octopus closely without saying a word. Judging from the changes in the octopus's nose, she was lying about this guy again. ,
"Uh... ten years!"
"Haha, one year..."
"Master, to be honest... it will take at least a month..."
Under Li Jiayu's gaze, Dark Octopus felt great pressure and kept changing his story. In the end, he had no choice but to confess truthfully:
"Well, actually, Master, you only change on the night of the full moon. After the night of the full moon, Master, you will change immediately..."
Hearing the words of Dark Octopus, Li Jiayu was shocked, and there was an unspeakable joy in his heart. The degree of surprise was much higher than that of picking Yan Zisu's little flower, and no less than being promoted to legend!
really. Fate was just playing a trick on me. You don't want to cripple me...
"That is to say, after tonight, around six or seven o'clock in the morning, I will be able to change, right? There are many words on Wuxiao.com"
"Yes... Master, you can change as long as you want..."
"Huh... That's great. I really have to be like this for the rest of my life. It almost made me collapse..." Li Jiayu doesn't want to have the body of a goddess. She just wants to regain the body of a man. Even if she is a transvestite, it doesn't matter. As long as I'm still young, it's fine☆ At least this way I can be with Yan Zisu, Xiao Wanqing, and Platycodon platycodon openly, and give them sexual happiness. What a pity it would be if I couldn't be combined with the person I love.
Li Jiayu's heart rose and fell. There is a feeling that there is a bright future in the dark. In the past, Nirvana, who had always blamed herself for being a pseudonym, was always misunderstood by others, and she wished she could scratch a few scars on her face to disfigure her face... Now, Li Jiayu has become the goddess of light, and the pseudonym Nirvana she used to be has been It's very commendable. It's always a thousand times ten thousand times better than a real mother, isn't it
But having said that, Li Jiayu still has a small regret in his heart, before the fierce battle between the Dragon Clan. She gave the flower fruit to Platycodon, and Platycodon agreed to sleep with her and eat the forbidden fruit after defeating the dragons. But now, hey, let alone pushing her down, he couldn't even meet her.
Thinking of this, Li Jiayu suppressed his excitement and asked impatiently again:
"Octopus, can I still return to Yongcheng? Return to my world? No skipping words.
"Okay... It's very simple..." Dark Octopus smiled triumphantly.
"Then let me now!"
"No... Master, you are thinking too simply. You must have the right time, right place and right people. If the octopus returns to its prime, the space can be opened through special means... But now you have also seen that the octopus has returned to its juvenile stage v All capacity is lost…”
"Tell me the important point!" Li Jiayu said impatiently.
"The octopus has been crippled, so there is nothing we can do. The only way now is to wait for half a month for the moon to disappear completely, so that we can return to the owner's original world... "
"We have to wait half a month?" Li Jiayu's face turned pale again. Half a month was too long. She couldn't imagine whether Yongcheng would be in greater danger without her in charge. What if Yongcheng would be in more danger within half a month? If the city falls, won't her relatives and lovers die on the battlefield
To say the least, this world is also very dangerous. I wonder if those powerful people with ulterior motives will capture Li Jiayu and imprison her. After all, the longer she stays in this world, the more dangerous she will be!
"Yes, it only takes half a month. Master, please take it easy since you are here. Relax and adjust your mentality. Just treat it as a vacation with Octopus and have a good time for half a month. There are many fun places in this world. Hey…”
"Stop talking nonsense! I am now regarded as Fairy Chang'e by those idiots. They all stare at me like their eyes are spitting fire. They obviously have no good intentions. But you and I have no power. If something happens, we will be very passive. of!"
"Don't be afraid! Master, the octopus will protect you to the death..."
"It's just you? I can crush you with just one kick. If I really have to face the enemy, you can do nothing..." Li Jiayu shook his head, then suddenly remembered, looking at the darkness with a strange look. Octopus said, "Hey, what kind of world is this?" There is obviously no magic, but why would a magical creature like you be born? "
The dark octopus suddenly became energetic, and its golden eyes lit up like small light bulbs:
"Ha, Master, you've got the right idea this time... This world and yours are actually the Earth, but they belong to parallel spaces. Starting from the Tang Dynasty, history has taken a turn. Your world
The Tang Dynasty in the world lasted for thousands of years, but the Tang Dynasty in this world did not even last three hundred years. After its demise, it fell into a period of separatist rule by the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, followed by the Song Dynasty, the Yuan Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty, the Qing Dynasty, and the Republic of China. …”
Li Jiayu frowned and muttered:
"Parallel space?"
"Yes, that is to say... this world and your world are actually similar, that is, the development trajectories are different. For example, Hong Kong is called Xiangjiang in your world, Guangzhou is called Yangcheng in your world, and Shanghai is called Yangcheng in your world. In your world, it is called Magic City, in your world, Britain is called England, in your world, the United States is called the American Alliance, and in your world, Japan is called Japan..."
Li Jiayu was seen deep in thought. The dark octopus narrowed his eyes. The strange one shouted:
"Master, the history and political situation of this world are completely different from those of your world. Japan over there has been a vassal state of the Celestial Empire for more than a thousand years, but Japan in this world almost destroyed the Chinese country, and now it is still In a semi-hostile state, the relationship is very tense... Moreover, the hegemon of this world is the United States. Its military power, technological power, and financial resources are extremely strong, enough to be worth half of the world... "
Li Jiayu was stunned, looking at the dark octopus guy in disbelief. What he said really surprised her. After all, in her world, the Chinese country was the most powerful, occupying half of Asia. The territory is vast, but it seems that it is not a good idea for Chinese countries in this world to leave the country.
"Master, you don't need to care too much. Anyway, with your temperament, you won't interfere too much with the pattern of this world... We just need to treat this place as a resort for leisure and vacation. Gaga, every full moon night in the future , call the other mistresses to this world and let them have a good time too... "
"Can they come too?"
"Okay, when the octopus is promoted to a quasi-legendary, you can bring them with you. After all, this is the hometown of the octopus, but it will take a long time for the octopus to be promoted to a quasi-legendary... Uh, no, if you, master, take your Underwear for the octopus…”
"Snapped"
"You are simply seeking death!"
Before the Dark Octopus finished speaking, a trace of murderous intent flashed across Li Jiayu's face. He threw the Dark Octopus to the ground and stepped on its head, flattening it like a pancake.
This bastard wants to take advantage of his master, and he keeps talking about it. There is a limit to Li Jiayu's patience!
"Master, I understand... I don't dare to be glib anymore..."
"Next time, you don't have to follow me. Get away as far as you want!" Li Jiayu raised his feet angrily and picked up the pancake-shaped dark octopus with his fingers.
"Yes... yes..." The octopus struggled pitifully, and its body swelled for a while, and then returned to its original shape again, without even leaving any injuries.
"Octopus, what kind of creature are you? Why do you have an immortal physique?" Li Jiayu couldn't help but ask.
The dark octopus became excited again, raised his head slightly proudly, put on an exaggerated expression, and said triumphantly:
"Ha, Octopus* Silk! To put it bluntly, he is the collective resentment of many *** Silks in this world. There are many flaws in Octopus* Silk's character. They are all useless, afraid, and dare not do anything; they are vain and vain. They pretend to be aloof; they are shy but affectionate; they have low self-esteem but are self-righteous; they are at the bottom of society and have to work moving bricks and dung to make a living. They are often bullied by the foreman, or they play at home all day every day. Playing games, eating and waiting to die, destined to live a lonely life, and can only humbly masturbate to the goddess's photo, and in the end, he is not even qualified to be a father... "
The dark octopus sputtered a lot, but Li Jiayu didn't even understand it, and finally nodded in understanding:
"So this is just silk? But why are you so proud..."
"Because in the end there is a chance for a counterattack, and every girl will one day become rich, handsome, and this is what I firmly believe..." The eyes of the dark octopus were shining with water, and there seemed to be flying in the corners of the eyes. Sliding down, it looked at Li Jiayu with some excitement and said intoxicatedly:
"Master, look, haven't my counterattacks been successful? Aren't I in the arms of the goddess now? And the octopus is still the most successful silk thread, because the goddess protected by the octopus is the most perfect. Goddess of light, quack quack..."
“…”
Li Jiayu frowned, completely confused and didn't understand what Octopus meant. Is it meaningful to "counterattack" the goddess
There is really no way around it. The values and ideas between Li Jiayu and Dark Octopus are too different, so she will never understand Dark Octopus's mood.
However, one thing Li Jiayu is sure of is that the dark octopus is not a pure natural creature, but a combination of spiritual beliefs. Just like the gods and demons in a fantasy world, it was born out of nothingness due to the respect and belief of the world. Come out, and the octopus is the spiritual crystallization of many women.
No wonder, no wonder the octopus is so weird. Although he has the blood of a tentacle monster, he has never sexually humiliated women. It turns out that it is because women have always been lustful and have no courage, and dare not confess to the person they like. Because of that, yes, virgins are always virgins all their lives...
"No wonder you like eating girls' underwear so much..." Li Jiayu shook her head. How dare the prostitutes dare to look for it with real swords and guns? Under normal circumstances, the prostitutes can only be underwear thieves and steal the underwear in the girls' dormitories. He put his underwear in his hands and did some extremely obscene and disgusting things.
"Master, you can understand how the octopus feels. The octopus is so touched. Woohoo... Why don't you give the octopus some charity and give me a taste..."
"Snapped"
There was another muffled sound, and the dark octopus turned into a pancake again.
Just as Li Jiayu was fooling around with the dark octopus, there was another knock on the door, and at the same time, the voice of the little nurse also came in:
"Fairy Chang'e, Fairy Chang'e... Have you changed your clothes inside... There are many people outside who want to see you, and we can't stand the pressure... "
It is absolutely true that Fairy Chang'e came down to earth and was admitted to a Hong Kong hospital. This news is so big that it has already set off a violent storm in Hong Kong, causing countless celebrities in Hong Kong to want to be the first to see Fairy Chang'e. A touch of fairy spirit will make the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th more complete.
"...Okay, I'll go out right away." (To be continued., (.) Vote for recommendation, monthly vote,,.
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