It's the Mid-Autumn Festival in Hong Kong now, 8:20 pm.
In previous years, the Mid-Autumn Festival would have been held all night long, with people admiring the moon, shopping and eating moon cakes, or singing, dancing and laughing. Everything was full of the unique taste of the Mid-Autumn Festival and Hong Kong culture.
But this year is different.
Because Fairy Chang'e has descended to earth!
"Wow! Are you kidding again? Fairy Chang'e is a legendary figure. How could she appear in the real world? Hey, hey, hey, even if you want to make a joke, you have to make a normal joke. Really? Do you think I'm a fool? I'm not a three-year-old child..."
A couple was making love to each other in the lovers' square, but just when they were about to kiss each other, the boyfriend's cell phone rang. The caller was his colleague and best friend, but as soon as his best friend opened his mouth, he He roared that Fairy Chang'e was coming to earth, and also boasted about how beautiful Fairy Chang'e was and how she could kill all the female creatures in the world instantly.
"If I mess with you, I will cut off my head and play it as a ball for you!" A voice came from the mobile phone.
"Okay, okay, why don't you fly into the sky like a heifer and make a loud noise? I'm making out with my horse, so stop messing around, stop bothering me, and just hang up like this. , I’m going to book a room with her later. I’m very energetic, and I can let go in my vagina. I shake my small waist hard, and the feeling makes me so happy that I almost get drained dry... "
"Squeeze your mother dry! Don't worry about your horse. Your horse is too ugly. Get rid of it immediately. I suggest you go back to the dormitory quickly and take a look at the set of pictures of Fairy Chang'e that are widely circulated on the Internet. After seeing it, you will not I'm interested in your horse..." The voice came from the phone again.
"The pictures of Fart are all made by Meitu Xiuxiu. The cover is killer. The pictures look beautiful. But the people look like ghosts. Let me tell you, I have seen so many women who throw themselves on the street and take possession of their property." It’s all done by makeup. Women are all the same. No one dares to go out without makeup. No, I’m such a jerk. I have to put on makeup for two hours every morning... "
"If you don't come back, you will regret it! Don't blame me for not notifying you in advance!"
The phone went silent for a moment, and her boyfriend snorted indifferently and stuffed the phone into his pocket.
"Husband, your colleague is so bad that he actually lied to you about Fairy Chang'e... Was he an extra before?" The girlfriend hugged her boyfriend's waist and asked affectionately.
"You damn extra. Recently, online novels from mainland China have flooded into Hong Kong. All kinds of fantasy, fairy tales, and historical novels are emerging in an endless stream. They are even more ridiculous than traditional martial arts novels, so my buddy became obsessed with reading them. , I read novels in the dormitory after work, and my whole body was ruined. Who knows what kind of nerves he had today, and he used Fairy Chang'e to trick me... "
"Gee, that colleague of yours is really interesting. You can spot the fairy Chang'e when reading the book. Sure enough, she has her own beauty like jade in the book. Don't skip the words.
"Hehe, I don't need to read a book to have Yan Ruyu like you, oh my. You little coquettish hooves are so wild, I feel a fire in my heart, stop fucking, let's go to the rental house and have a hard time..."
"Bad guy, it's only eight o'clock and you're going to do it..."
"Who told your Ice and Fire Heaven to be so ****?"
Just when the boyfriend was laughing, the large-screen promotional TV hanging in the lovers' square suddenly changed the screen, and those long and smelly advertisements turned into news breaks!
"Good evening to all the pretty boys and girls in Hong Kong... There is a big news to break tonight. What big news is it? I believe you will be interested. What festival is tonight? Yes, it is the Mid-Autumn Festival. When it comes to the Mid-Autumn Festival, what do you think of? Moon cakes and moon rabbits. Members, hey, did you miss something? Yes, I missed Fairy Chang'e. Legend has it that Fairy Chang'e will come down every Mid-Autumn Festival. Mortal world... Only today do we know that this legend is true!"
A handsome host in a suit appeared on the big screen. As soon as he appeared, he said in a seductive tone:
"Yes, the legend is indeed true... Fairy Chang'e does indeed exist in this world... Maybe some people don't believe it and think this is simply a lie to the ratings, but when you see the news below, you will definitely There will be no more doubts.”
The host waved his hand, and the image immediately changed on the big screen. A picture appeared. This picture was taken by an ultra-high-definition camera. The picture quality was excellent, and the picture showed that it was held tonight in a certain club. Mid-Autumn Festival activities.
But the amazing thing is that the protagonist in this picture is a woman with gorgeous white wings spread out!
"Wow!"
As soon as this photo appeared on the big screen, not only the boyfriend exclaimed, but also the other men in the couple's square opened their mouths and stupidly focused their eyes on the big screen, watching for a moment, as if Even the soul was shaken to the point of trembling!
In the photo…
There's no way it's human!
It is absolutely impossible for a woman in the human world to look so perfect. That peerless grace and heroic appearance can only appear in heaven!
It's really beautiful. The moonlight, white hair, blue eyes, red carpet, green braids, and the picture all seem to have turned into an eternal classic. It's so beautiful that it's breathtaking, so beautiful that your whole mind is drawn into it and you can't extricate yourself.
"so beautiful… "
Not only men, but also many women in the Lovers' Square stared blankly at the "Chang'e Fairy" in the picture, their eyes filled with shock and envy. Only now do they know that women can be so beautiful. , almost making everyone who sees her forget to breathe!
Immediately afterwards, more pictures were switched on the big screen, all of which were taken of Li Jiayu on the red carpet. From the time she arrived until she fell into coma, none of them were missing!
The host’s voice rang again:
"If anyone still doubts that this is a fake picture created by a beauty tool, then please watch the video below...",
As soon as he finished speaking, a video was played on the big screen. This video was also taken by a photographer when Li Jiayu was in the club. In the video, Li Jiayu looked even more beautiful, with vivid and vivid expressions, and her smart and pure eyes were full of surprise. and despair, seeming to have seen something terrible, but it also made the audience excited, and they were all worried about why Fairy Chang'e was troubled, and why she was covered in blood and her armor was damaged...
There were at least a thousand or two thousand couples in the Couple Square of Nuo Da. In just three or four minutes, they all looked up stupidly as if they were under a petrification spell, until they finished watching the news on the big screen. They just came to their senses. The boyfriend and girlfriend looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a moment.
"That's really Fairy Chang'e..."
"Yes...it turns out that the legend is true..."
The lovers were all excited, still immersed in the surprise and amazement just now, especially the boyfriends. They were all gearing up to have sex with their girlfriends tonight during the Mid-Autumn Festival, but now After meeting Li Jiayu, they really couldn't be interested anymore. They only felt that the charm of the girlfriend around them had dropped a lot...
at the same time-
All major media in Hong Kong, whether it is TV programs, radio channels or the Internet, are frantically broadcasting Li Jiayu's videos and pictures, hyping the arrival of Fairy Chang'e!
"Director... Fairy Chang'e is a member of the fairy world, and her status is too special. Is it really okay for us to leak her secrets? If we are held accountable..." the staff member said uneasily.
"It's okay. Fairy Chang'e appeared openly and openly in front of so many people. Even if the media reporters wanted to hide it, they couldn't hide it. Don't forget that the auction at that time was broadcast live, and there were thousands of viewers. Plus those There are probably more than 10,000 viewers waiting on the TV, and there are 10,000 mouths. There is simply no way to stop it... Since there is no way to stop it, it is better to report it as soon as possible. You have also seen it, and other TV stations are also doing the same. Are you scrambling to report on it?”
"Uh... That's true, but Fairy Chang'e has incredible power and magic, which subverts the existing scientific views. If the world knew about her existence, they would definitely go crazy, especially those scientists... "
The bald director took a sip of tea and said with a slight smile: "Are you worried that she will be captured and studied? What a groundless worry. Fairy Chang'e is a deity, how could she be manipulated at will by humans? What's more, she is in the minds of Chinese people all over the world. Zhongdu is a sacred being with an extremely high status. Who dares to face her disadvantages? If they really dare to touch her, more than a billion Chinese people around the world will crush anyone with malicious intentions to death."
The staff member hesitated and said: "Well... but the aliens in the movie will be captured and sliced..."
"Are you stupid watching movies? If aliens really come to visit, the state agencies will not dare to touch aliens even if they are beaten to death. You are too naive. Watch less movies in the future..."
"Director, isn't that the kind of movie you directed when you were young..."
“…”
The sensation caused by TV stations and radio channels is not the strongest. The strongest one should be the Hong Kong Internet!
It was like an explosion. The entire Hong Kong Internet was frantically reposting all the videos and pictures related to Li Jiayu. Major portal websites even posted Li Jiayu's pictures and videos on their homepage headlines immediately. superior!
Everyone who logs onto the website can see the image of Fairy Chang'e, and when they see it, without exception, they will be stunned and fascinated for a long time before they come back to their senses.
Immediately afterwards, many netizens in Hong Kong were too lazy to play online games, trade stocks, watch movies, or play video games. They directly participated in discussions enthusiastically on the website, and even frantically posted their opinions and expectations in major chat rooms!
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