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On TV stations and on the Internet, all the citizens who saw Li Jiayu through the live broadcast were dumbfounded. Some who were eating moon cakes and drinking tea even spat out the food in their mouths and looked at each other with their families. Dumbly, my heart was ebbing and flowing. -&l;&g;-./-&l;&g;-./-&l;&g;-Remember!
"How many years has it been since Fairy Chang'e had eaten..."
"She seems quite satisfied with our earthly cuisine..."
"It turns out that the fairy eats in such a bold and domineering way. It seems that I have to change my mind in the future. I can no longer eat in small bites..."
"If we have the opportunity, we will also invite Fairy Chang'e to Chengdu and let her taste Sichuan cuisine..."
"Tsk, Cantonese cuisine is delicious, Fairy Chang'e should be allowed to try our Hunan cuisine..."
"No, no, no, she should be allowed to try the Manchu-Han banquet, which is the crystallization of the wisdom of the motherland's thousands of years of cooking technology..."
"Mom, that rabbit is so cute. It can use its ears to use chopsticks, and it can speak English and Japanese. Our rabbit is so stupid. No matter what, I want to buy one... and I can feed it chicken legs every day. And the pig head..."
"Doctor! That is indeed not a rabbit from Earth. There must be folding space in its belly! I have been watching it just now. It is as big as a palm. It must eat nearly ten times more than its size. This is completely contrary to the law. According to the existing scientific evidence, only the theory of folded space can explain all of this!"
"Professor! That rabbit has at least the IQ of a twelve-year-old child! We need to fly to Hong Kong quickly and interview that rabbit."
"Have you seen it? Fairy Chang'e has such a good appetite. Don't lose weight, learn to eat. Eat as much as you can. Maybe if you eat more, you can be as beautiful as one of Fairy Chang'e's fingers... "
"Damn it! It's Fairy Chang'e. She just gave birth to a child a few days ago and you are completely focused on her..."
Not only people across the country, but also many Internet radio stations in Japan, South Korea, Singapore, Europe, and the United States are broadcasting videos about Li Jiayu!
Although they are foreigners and their aesthetics are slightly different from those of China, this does not prevent them from being deeply shocked by Li Jiayu, astonished to heaven and earth, and obediently bow to the charm of Fairy Chang'e!
"Oh, yes. She is the fairy that the Chinese often call her? She is so beautiful, even more beautiful than the legendary Venus and Athena... "
"Yooner, look! That's the Chinese fairy..."
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"Yooner, she is so perfect, isn't she? All the female stars in our country seem to be instantly killed by her..."
"Oh, it's impossible, Sister Aoi, the ones in China shouldn't be so beautiful..."
"Matsushima-chan, she is not an ordinary person... she is a fairy..."
"Immortal? What kind of environment would give birth to such a perfect immortal? If she also comes to our country to make movies, then our salary will definitely be reduced by half..."
"Oh, God, are you kidding? A Satanic black dragon just descended, and immediately sent a beautiful angel to the world. Do you want her to destroy the evil black dragon? Don't skip the word.
There was an explosion at the Vatican. The Pope, a lot of bishops, and even a large group of devout believers living on the island all stood in front of the large screen, staring blankly at Li Jiayu with his mouth wide open on the screen, devouring his food. , all the believers were deeply fascinated, and even shed hot tears. -&l;&g;-Remember!
The old Vatican Pope knelt down directly on the ground, opened his hands, and praising God loudly and piously:
"God is finally coming to our world. Our piety has moved God, and this world will usher in a new era of gods! Hallelujah!"
"Hallelujah!"
The devout pope and a group of believers had only seen God and angels in their dreams, but now. They actually saw an angel with gorgeous wings and an alluring appearance. That kind of excitement can be imagined. It is not in vain that they have dedicated all their lives to God. Look, the angel has finally arrived. This means that God exists and the Bible is not fabricated!
“Praise God!”
"Your Holiness, should we rush to Hong Kong, China, to meet the holy angels..."
"No need, Lord Angel has her mission, which is not something we can figure out. She will probably return to heaven after she takes care of the black dragon..."
"Well, but Lord Pope, she is not going to deal with the black dragon now, but is feasting in Hong Kong, China..."
"You know? The beautiful holy angels are shining the glory of God to the east, so that the people in the east can also fall into the arms of the Lord. The Lord will become their faith... "
"Uh, but Your Holiness, shouldn't the Holy Angel speak classical English? Because she can speak fluent Mandarin..."
"... Shut up! Don't question the omnipotent holy angel. She is omniscient and omnipotent. Don't speak Mandarin, she can even speak Martian!"
The Pope, who had a solemn face at first, was so irritated by the question from one of his followers that he couldn't help shouting loudly!
"Uh... Mr. Pope, don't angels not need to eat? Why does she like to eat Chinese dishes so much?"
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"Lord Pope, is the rabbit next to her also a war pet in heaven?"
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"The Pope, because the outline of the facial features of the holy angel is so Chinese, it has no characteristics of us Caucasians at all. The only similarities are white hair and blue eyes..."
"Well..." The old pope pondered for a moment, frowned, and finally sighed, waving his hands to prepare for the plane, and sent someone to go to Hong Kong, China in person... "
Logically speaking, this group of Vatican believers have seen the world and experienced many storms and waves. They should not be thrown into chaos because of a little Li Jiayu.
But, there is no way, Li Jiayu is the goddess of light!
The sensation caused by the Goddess of Light to the Vatican. It was like a strong earthquake with a magnitude of 12. It made them feel a little dizzy. Based on their past life experiences and experience, they didn't know how to deal with this problem.
Even the Pope, who had some special powers, was short-circuited at this moment. With his heart churning, he knelt down in the hall and paid homage to Li Jiayu on the screen...
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"Huh... I'm so full..."
Li Jiayu dropped his chopsticks, sat comfortably on the chair, and casually took out a large wad of paper towels and wiped his hands. She patted her fat-free belly again, with a satisfied smile on her face. She was very satisfied with the sumptuous dinner, in her original world. Although there is delicious insect meat, due to the lack of various seasonings, it is delicious, but it is always less. Anyway, it is not as good as the dishes made by famous chefs.
In fact, this was Li Jiayu's feeling. It was because she had exhausted too much physical strength and energy that she was hungry and could eat anything she wanted.
"Fairy Chang'e... Haha. Do you have any comments about the Cantonese food tonight? Don't skip the words. The hotel owner hurriedly came forward and personally carried a plate. On the plate was some potion made from traditional Chinese medicine, specially used to get rid of the greasy hands. of.
Li Jiayu licked the corner of his mouth without saying anything, then reached into the plate to clean it, then smiled slightly and said:
"No, this is the most satisfying and comfortable dinner I have had in the past few years..."
"Thank you Fairy Chang'e for your compliment!"
The hotel owner shook the fat on his face and was extremely happy. With Li Jiayu's praise, the reputation of Cantonese cuisine will become even more famous. And his restaurant has also done a lot of heavy advertising. There will definitely be a large group of people vying to come to this restaurant to dine in the future...
As the saying goes, eating people is short-tongued and soft-handed. Even Li Jiayu, who was as cold as ice and moody, couldn't help but restrain her indifference a little. She looked at the messy dining table. She smiled a little shyly, she wasn't that good at eating either.
one person. One rabbit wiped out half the dishes on the table. It was really an exaggeration. Li Jiayu even wondered how many stomachs he had in his stomach...
"Moon Rabbit" wasn't full yet, so he rolled the spoon with his ears, spooned the tender and delicious lotus seed soup into his mouth, and chewed the peanuts and lotus seeds with a crunching sound, just like a mouse eating soybeans. Same!
Li Jiayu grabbed the "Moon Rabbit" body, lifted it up, and said angrily with a straight face:
"That's enough! You foodie, pay attention to your image, others haven't eaten yet!"
"Moon Rabbit" turned his head, looked at Li Jiayu through his sunglasses with his golden eyes, and said with a squirming rabbit mouth:
"Master, you're talking about image...your image as a lady has been ruined long ago!"
"Stop talking nonsense! If I tell you not to eat, just don't eat!"
Seeing Li Jiayu and Dark Octopus stop using their chopsticks, the group of dignitaries with dull eyes reacted. The third-ranking official in Hong Kong coughed, straightened his suit tie, and put it on without leaving a trace. He laughed and said:
"Fairy Chang'e, doesn't the Moon Rabbit eat radishes and rice cakes..."
Li Jiayu and Dark Octopus turned their heads at the same time, glanced at the senior official impatiently, and said in unison:
"Who stipulates that Moon Rabbit must eat radish rice cake? Don't you also eat other vegetables besides rice? It's so rare!"
The senior official was choked by Li Jiayu's answer, but smiled slightly and said:
"Haha, Fairy Chang'e is really funny and humorous. Even your Moon Rabbit is exactly the same as you..."
The dignitaries and ladies around also laughed out loud. They originally thought that Fairy Chang'e was unattainable, but now looking at her behavior, she is quite approachable. Although she is a bit cunning, she also adds a bit of human emotions and desires, which makes people laugh. I feel that she is flesh and blood and will not become an immortal at any time.
"Fairy Chang'e, you are in the Guanghan Palace in Heaven... are you really miserable and lonely?" A famous lady came forward.
Li Jiayu thought of the loneliness in his previous life and remained silent. Instead, the dark octopus rushed to help Li Jiayu and said:
"The master is very empty and lonely on the moon, and there is no one to accompany her to relieve her boredom..."
"Wow"
Everyone got excited a little, each and every one of them savored the words "very empty and lonely". Xiaoyou, that clearly meant the young widow who was guarding the empty house alone. Could it be that Fairy Chang'e left her descendants and went there? After Guanghan Palace, is it really that empty and lonely
"Isn't there still Wu Gang in Guanghan Palace..."
The dark octopus rushed to say again:
"Wu Gang resigned nearly a hundred years ago to retire!"
"Well… "
1. Everyone is a little ashamed. Damn it, the Immortal also needs to be taken care of in his old age? Aren’t all immortals immortal
If few people want the Dark Octopus, they are not fools.
The only explanation... It should be that Fairy Chang'e didn't want to reveal too many secrets of the Heavenly Palace, so she asked "Moon Rabbit" to make a half-joke, right? Wu Novel Network has many words
"Then, the legendary peach banquet in heaven... Didn't the Queen Mother invite you, the fairy, to taste it?" Another famous lady came forward.
Li Jiayu was silent, and Dark Octopus suddenly felt that he could no longer make up random things, otherwise it would be too leaky and subvert the thinking of this group of people, and it would be difficult to ensure that they would misunderstand Li Jiayu as Fairy Chang'e again.
The Dark Octopus particularly enjoyed the feeling of Li Jiayu being misunderstood as Chang'e by others, so it hoped that this misunderstanding would last forever.
"Well, well...you guessed it." Dark Octopus imitated Xie Wenyuan's tone, and put on an expression of "the secret must not be leaked" on his face, but he looked quite pretentious, even more pretentious than a magic stick.
"Hello, Fairy Chang'e, I am a special correspondent of the wireless station. I would like to take the liberty of interrupting you. What is the main reason why you came down from Guanghan Palace this time? Is it to benefit all people, to revitalize the motherland, or to represent the heavenly realm? Will, many gods, come to establish friendly contact with us humans? Or... you were really beaten down by Marshal Tianpeng as they said..." A sexy reporter wearing office attire approached Li Jiayu In front of him, a microphone was held out and he asked expectantly.
Li Jiayu was stunned and said slowly:
"I'm here for a trip..."
"But you are covered with injuries and are still unconscious... Can you satisfy our curiosity a little bit? If we can help, the SWAT team will provide you with all-round assistance..." the female reporter said half-jokingly , In fact, everyone present said that the SWAT team was okay at catching criminals, but it was basically impossible to help the immortals.
"Well... when I was descending to the earth, I met a black dragon on the way. After fighting with it for hundreds of rounds, both of us were injured. In the end, I landed here..." Li Jiayu hesitated and said half-truthfully. .
"?Fairy Chang'e, are you talking about the black dragon?"
All the dignitaries in the room focused their attention and focus on Li Jiayu. On the contrary, it was the well-informed reporter who was the first to know that a naval base in North America was bombed half an hour ago, and the culprit was a powerful and domineering man. Black dragon!
Oh my God!
It turns out that Fairy Chang'e is related to the black dragon! (This site. Your support is my greatest motivation.)
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