Geng's soft eyes were full of coldness. During the Warring States Period where she lived, there were many terrifying legends of tentacle monsters. It was said that this evil monster was extremely cruel, unscrupulous, and brought disaster to the people. As a witch of light, she shouldered the responsibility of The sacred mission of killing the tentacle monster.
"Monster, slay him with the exorcism talisman"
Platycodon grandiflorum opened its palms, and as blue light bloomed, a talisman condensed in the void quietly appeared and was printed on the forehead of the dark octopus at an extremely fast speed.
The exorcism talisman has excellent lethality against monsters. Once a monster encounters it, it will be immediately burned by the power of light. Some low-level monsters will be directly purified into fly ash.
only…
The dark octopus was not affected at all. It widened its eyes stupidly and looked at Kikyo with a dull expression. There was some kind of lust rolling in its eye sockets, and it screamed strangely:
"Beautiful sister... octopus is not a tentacle monster... octopus is a flower protector... "
Being scolded by Kikyo like a monster on the left and a monster on the right, the Dark Octopus was obviously very hurt, and his young heart was in pain like a knife.
This idiot octopus never cried even when it was shot through the head by a female vine and kicked off the thirteenth floor by Li Jiayu. But now it was only scolded by a beautiful woman a few times and it became so sad. Li Jiayu touched his forehead with his hand and said this The octopus with a negative IQ is completely speechless...
"It's okay? Humph, you are no ordinary monster."
Seeing that the exorcism talisman returned without success, Kikyo couldn't help but frown her delicate brows, pursed her cherry red lips, suddenly filled her right leg with anger, and kicked the dark octopus on the head. The wind on her leg was fierce.
"oops"
The dark octopus could have resisted, but this stupid idiot really took the beating obediently. He was decisively swept on the head by Kikyo's showy legs, and his huge body like a polar bear was kicked to the ground.
Platycodon was surprised that the attack was successful. She didn't expect the tentacle monster to be so vulnerable, but she didn't hesitate, took a step forward smoothly, and kicked the dark octopus in the eyes like lightning. If kicked, the Dark Octopus' eyes will most likely be destroyed.
"It's enough that it's my summoned beast. Even if you beat a dog, it depends on the owner."
Li Jiayu gave a low shout, stretched out his left hand, and grabbed Platycodon's ankle with a "snap" at a faster speed. His momentum was overwhelming. His four times the strength was so powerful that it caused pain to hold Platycodon's tender ankle.
"Let go." Kikyo frowned, with an expression of extreme pain on her face, and spoke coldly.
"Fuck it, it's my summoned beast."
"You are indeed an evil heretic and you signed a contract with that dirty tentacle monster."
"Although the image of the Nonsense Octopus has been tarnished a bit, it has saved countless innocent girls."
Li Jiayu was unhappy. Although the dark octopus had tentacle blood, it had a fart relationship just a few generations ago. What's more, the dark octopus, apart from liking girls' personal belongings, seemed to have no bad habits, and it was not related to the traditional tentacle monster. Very different... In the eyes of the girls at Sogang University who were rescued by the dark octopus, the dark octopus is a very cute mascot and a pet that many girls compete to feed.
But now, Li Jiayu couldn't stand the fact that the "friends of women" who were willing to sacrifice their lives to protect girls were brutally beaten for no reason. Li Jiayu decided to kill Platycodon a little more arrogantly so that she could see the dark octopus as her colleague.
"It hurts...let me go"
Platycodon scolded, her right leg was held by Li Jiayu, and she stood with her left foot independently. This posture was very inelegant and unladylike. When she got anxious, she kicked up her left leg as well, wanting to kick Li Jiayu. , but Li Jiayu's fighting consciousness is so amazing. Before Kikyo could kick him, he pulled his left hand, completely making Kikyo lose his balance and he was about to fall to the ground.
"oops… "
Platycodon grandiflorum eclipsed her beauty. Her strengths lay in enchantment and demon elimination. She was not good at fighting with fists and kicks, but her reaction speed was three times that of ordinary people. She gritted her teeth, stretched out her hands, and grabbed Li Jiayu's collar tightly. The unbalanced left leg kicked crookedly and hit Li Jiayu's thigh. The force was not strong, but it also made Li Jiayu lose his balance. In the end, they both fell to the ground at the same time.
The one who fell at the bottom was naturally Platycodon grandiflorum. Li Jiayu's whole body was pressed against her soft and delicate body. At this time, an extremely bloody scene appeared.
finally appeared
Yan Zisu next to her covered her mouth, but her eyes were full of smiles.
The dark octopus grunted, getting high as if it had eaten a meatball, and waved its tentacles in celebration.
What happened
It's not a chest attack, it's not a mouth-to-mouth confrontation, and it's not a cliché plot of ripping clothes off...
But it was enough to leave Li Jiayu and Platycodon in a daze.
All because during the panicked fall, the side of Li Jiayu's face did not press against Kikyo's lips, but only touched them lightly.
This was not a kiss at all, nor a kiss on the face, but Li Jiayu felt an electric current coming from Platycodon's lips. His whole body was shaken, and his mind went blank for a moment.
"Down...down..."
Kikyo was also stunned. Her not-so-full breasts rose and fell slightly, making the miko's robe bulge. The heart of the ascetic miko was no longer calm, as if a pebble was thrown into the lake of her heart, and the waves rippled. Circles of ripples, endless.
"Why are you kissing..."
Li Jiayu was pushed aside by Platycodon, but he still covered the side of his face that had been kissed, and looked at Platycodon a little blankly. To be honest, he had no admiration for Platycodon, and he had never thought about kissing Fangze. He is a person with slow emotions, and his love nerves are closed subconsciously, because he is not in the time to fall in love yet, and he owed too much in his previous life. He is still afraid that the destiny of Tiansha Lone Star will make him... The female companion was also affected.
But for some reason... Ever since he fused with the crystal core of the female Luo Teng, Li Jiayu's body has become easily agitated. He always feels weird, especially the moment when Platycodon kissed his face, he really felt it. The electric current rushed straight to the top of my head, indescribably strange and...numbing.
This is possible because Li Jiayu is a notoriously abstinent creature, and he is indifferent to other people's temptations. But now that he was just touched by Platycodon grandiflorum's lips, he reacted like this. It was really unbelievable.
Under the illumination of the insect light, Li Jiayu stared at Platycodon grandiflorum's delicate lips, and actually said blankly, "Why are you kissing me?" This really put a damper on the scenery, causing Platycodon grandiflorum, who was already excited, to suddenly turn his head, Her snow-white cheeks were flushed for the first time, but her starry eyes flashed with fierce anger.
"Okay, okay... let's stop arguing, okay? You didn't mean it, it's all a misunderstanding... Jiayu, apologize to Platycodon quickly, at least you have taken advantage of me." Yan Zisu smiled half-heartedly, but soon She couldn't help but laugh out loud. She had watched many idol soap operas, so she naturally knew the plot of the hero and heroine falling together and then kissing each other, but she didn't expect it to actually happen under her nose. The difference was, The hero and heroine of the idol drama kissed each other on the lips, but Li Jiayu's lips touched her face, but after all, it was considered a kiss.
Could it be said that... Li Jiayu and Platycodon grandiflorum are a destined couple just like in idol dramas? Yan Zisu guessed maliciously.
After a lot of effort, Li Jiayu and Platycodon finally regained their composure. However, platycodon had a pretty face and looked like a stoic iceberg again. And under Li Jiayu's explanation, she initially accepted that the dark octopus was a protector. Flower Messenger's statement, but she still has a bad face towards the dark octopus. No matter the dark octopus acts cute or pretends to be stupid, Platycodon never pretends to be nice to the dark octopus.
This made the dark octopus very shocked. After all, it was loved by thousands of people in school. Now it has seen in vain the beauties on the same level as Ran Hongxia and Xiao Wanqing. It naturally wants to get close to them, but unfortunately it has been eaten repeatedly. The closed door made him feel a lot depressed.
Fortunately, there is Yan Zisu. Yan Zisu is Aiwujiwu and Li Jiayu's pet. She naturally takes great care of her and quickly becomes familiar with Dark Octopus. When she hears about Dark Octopus's glorious achievements and various achievements in rescuing girls, He treats the dark octopus with special attention, and specially takes out the only big watermelon left in the fruit basket to reward the dark octopus.
"Octopus... Octopus likes Yan the most... Yan will be the mistress of Octopus..."
The dark octopus squinted its big, obscene eyes as it ate the watermelon, nibbling the red melon juice everywhere. Occasionally, it would bulge its mouth and spit out a lot of watermelon larvae.
Li Jiayu was lying on the sofa and almost rolled his eyes when he heard the octopus's words. However, he thought that the dark octopus's IQ was only equivalent to that of a two-year-old child, so he simply didn't have the same knowledge as it.
"Idiot, I am Jiayu's cousin, maybe I can be your mistress? If you mention this again, I will be angry." Yan Zisu smiled sweetly and said with some embarrassment, but without too much blame. After all, she also has a flaw in the intelligence of the Dark Octopus.
"Why not?"
"Because I am already cousin Jiayu's wife..."
"But... Xiao Wanqing... is also someone else's wife... the master still likes her very much... is tired of being by her side every day..." Dark Octopus said naively.
"Uh, who is Xiao Wanqing? Jiayu... are you interested in married women?" Yan Zisu looked at Li Jiayu in surprise.
"Who the hell said I was controlling? Octopus, you bastard, if you continue to believe it or not, I will evaporate you."
Li Jiayu angrily told Yan Zisu on the sofa, and at the same time did not forget to issue a threatening declaration to the dark octopus.
"Sure enough...my master is not a good person. Marriage is sacred and inviolable. To meddle with other people's wives is such an evil act. Only those great names and generals would do this." Kikyo looked at Li Jiayu with a strange look, feeling something different in her heart. Such a feeling made me touch my lips involuntarily.
"I am your master, and I don't need you to comment on my style... What's more, I am not afraid of shadows. I am not interested in other people's wives at all. Don't think of me as so dirty."
Li Jiayu said angrily, staring at Platycodon grandiflorum as if he were an enemy, but Platycodon grandiflorum also stared at him stubbornly. The two stared for half a minute before stopping. Li Jiayu shook his head and said loudly:
"I'm bored, I'm going to wash my face."
Platycodon also picked up a glass of water and said expressionlessly:
"Drink water, wash your lips..."
"You two... it's such a joy to be together..." Yan Zisu and Dark Octopus couldn't stop laughing.
Happiness is always short-lived, and the next step is long training. Yan Zisu is an ordinary person and cannot stay up late. Even though she is still worried about Li Jiamin's safety, she soon gets tired and runs to the bedroom to rest. .
Li Jiayu summoned Sephiroth, the fallen angel's body, and struggled to control the body to perform various movements, trying his best to increase the synchronization rate. Now Li Jiayu can control the fallen angel's body to walk, although it is shaky. But finally there has been great progress.
As for Kikyo, she is not to be outdone. She is a witch and knows a lot of secret arts. Even though the spiritual energy in this world is scarce, making it impossible for her to perform most of her witchcraft, she can still manage to set up a small spirit-gathering barrier. Condensing the natural aura and newborn soul to slightly increase her power.
Cough... It seems that there is a dark octopus, but unfortunately it does nothing but eat, sleep, play, and make girls laugh. It just stood beside Li Jiayu, chirping and not talking nonsense. .
A night without words passed by very quickly. In the blink of an eye, it was already six or seven in the morning. The sky was dim and bright. Li Jiayu felt refreshed after lying on the sofa for half an hour. Then she jumped up, put on her clothes and ran to the bathroom. Washing up, but when he saw his face clearly in the mirror, he grinned again and his back felt numb.
Needless to say, his hair must have grown longer again, almost covering his ears, and his face has become more delicate. He looks like a perfect beauty, much more beautiful than Kikyo.
Li Jiayu has the urge to vomit blood again, and he can't wait to see it. If he doesn't find out the reason for her effeminate transformation and allows it to continue like this, I'm afraid that in the near future... the consequences will be disastrous.
He untied his pants tremblingly and checked carefully. This time he saw it accurately. The penis had not become shorter, which at least made him relieved...
But he finally couldn't help it, dragged the dark octopus into the bathroom, and said to it face to face:
"Don't pretend to be stupid with me. With your personality, you can definitely tell that something happened to me."
"Master... Octopus no... you are saying something incomprehensible..." The dark octopus' eyes flashed, with a pitiful look on his face, pretending to be an innocent person.
"Stop pretending, you pervert with tentacle monster blood. You must be able to see the changes in me. If you don't answer, I will tear you apart." Li Jiayu said viciously, his tone was extremely cold. He was really worried and had no master. In a hurry, he can do anything.
Although it was not a fatal danger... However, the step-by-step changes in his body frightened Li Jiayu. He was worried that if he continued like this, the consequences he was worried about would occur. If that happened, it would be a very heavy blow to his spirit.
"Master, you can also...guess...it's because of the female vine..."
"Nonsense, of course I'm asking you for a solution now"
"But... master, wouldn't it be great if you turned into a beautiful woman... The octopus will like the master more..." The eyes of the dark octopus were like high-power light bulbs powered on.
"Do you want to try my Hyōrinmaru on your head?"
"The octopus doesn't want to..."
"Then tell me quickly"
"Master... your changes... a large part comes from the transformation of the female rhododendron crystal core... it will suppress your male hormones and affect your metabolism... "
"Speak to the important points"
"There are only two ways to solve it... One is to treat the symptoms but not the root cause, and the other is to treat the root cause but not the symptoms... The former is to constantly stimulate your male hormone production, and the latter is to find a girl who is 100% matched to your destiny... "
"mean?"
"The former... means to ask you to keep in contact with beautiful sisters, which will affect your psychological fluctuations, such as holding hands, kissing on the lips... and even taking them as mistresses... In this way, the master's male hormones can be continuously released and maintained. The current appearance will not continue to be transformed by the female vine... But if there is no stimulation for a day, it will continue to change in that direction... "
When Li Jiayu heard this, he was stunned. He had an urge to cry. He had always been stoic and didn't like to have too much contact with girls. Now the Dark Octopus asked him to hold hands with girls every day. He really felt extremely It was weird, but for some reason, he suddenly remembered the tingling electricity when Kikyo kissed him, and his heart moved slightly.
"Forget it... I'm still suffering from the after-effects of Hyōrinwan. Within a month, my little girl couldn't react at all. Besides, I'm not very interested in it. I always feel that when I sleep... there's a woman next to me. Very strange."
"Master, you are so weird... all the other boys want to have endless sex... but you push back... you really have no idea."
"I want you to tell me that the second method is the girl who is 100% matched with me? Does it mean me?"
"No... 100% matching means perfect fit... The universe has infinite space... and there are endless kinds of creatures... On the other side of the vast void... maybe there will be someone who is a perfect match for the owner... In this time and space, It doesn't exist."
Li Jiayu's scalp was numb when he heard it. He, what the Dark Octopus said was true, but he was not a super master who broke through the legend. He could not move in the void. Even if he could, he would never be able to travel through the endless planes to find the perfect match. Object, that is definitely an impossible task.
"You said it, but you didn't say it... This is just a bunch of nonsense. Well, wait, I am a summoner. Maybe there is a way to summon a woman who is compatible with me... At that time, as long as I reluctantly sleep with her for one night, I will Completely relieved." Li Jiayu's eyes lit up.
"Yes... the master is so smart..."
"Praise after award...your master is a genius..."
"But... what if the girl that the master matches is a legendary queen... Are you sure that the master can conquer her..."
"this… "
Li Jiayu was silent. As Dark Octopus said, the difficulty is definitely not that high, not to mention summoning a perfect legendary figure into this world. Not to mention the sacrifices that need to be consumed, Li Jiayu's own strength alone must at least reach Level 5
Level 5... That's too far away. Don't even think about it at this stage.
"So... Master, you'd better... choose... the method of treating the symptoms rather than the root cause..."
"If you ask me to take the initiative to have close contact with them, I really..."
"Master is such a coward."
"Okay... I'll try to relax my mind... It should be enough to touch my hands, right? There are a lot of words on Wuxiao.com"
"Master, show your courage and don't stop at touching your hands. There are so many beautiful ladies waiting for you to conquer."
"Forget it... Ahem, let's wait until tonight... Let's go find my cousin first..." Li Jiayu said, and walked out of the bathroom in a daze. He opened his mouth dejectedly and exhaled a breath of turbid air. It's about to collapse
Even if the insect plague is rampant and human civilization is destroyed, Weilian's single life will also collapse. Is it so difficult for me, Li Jiayu, to be single
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