After leaving the bathroom, Li Jiayu saw that Platycodon was also awake. She was still wearing a thin red blanket, sitting on the sofa, looking at Li Jiayu expressionlessly, but her face was a little rosy, and she had a pair of slender hair. Her breasts were closed tightly, her delicate body trembled slightly, and she looked at Li Jiayu with wandering eyes.
"Um...good morning..."
"Well, good morning."
Li Jiayu didn't expect that Platycodon would take the initiative to say hello to her, which was really flattering. After all, the incident last night was still fresh in their minds and it was so embarrassing. He originally thought that Platycodon would continue to show off to him. .
"Master, I don't know where the place to change clothes is..." Kikyo's voice was like a gnat, and when she finished speaking, even the roots of her neck were red.
"You didn't bring any clothes to this world. How about a change? If you really want to change, can't you just find a living room?" Li Jiayu said strangely. He felt that there was something wrong with Platycodon this morning. Whether she was or There is no sloppiness in acting, so why are you hesitating this morning
Platycodon sighed, she had hinted so obviously, but Li Jiayu, an idiot, didn't think about it at all. However, Yan Zisu went to bed late last night. Platycodon was embarrassed to wake her up, so she could only ask Li Jiayu for help, but Li Jiayu I'm really not that slow.
"It's...it's...where the place is."
"Convenient place? Never heard of it..."
Li Jiayu shook his head and said he didn't know the truth.
Platycodon is a character from the Warring States Period, so of course she doesn't know how to call a modern toilet. She only calls it a toilet in Japan during the Warring States Period, and Li Jiayu doesn't respond, so the two of them are really talking to each other.
"It's just... it's a convenient place." Kikyo said in a low voice. She had no choice but to mention it clearly.
She ate dinner cooked by Li Jiayu last night, drank a lot of fresh water, and even ate a few apples. She was very happy. However, she felt refreshed while eating and drinking, but she had accumulated more water in her body. After a night of precipitation, she The feeling of guilt is like a flash flood.
No matter how noble and reserved she is, she is still blushing from a small feeling of guilt. She has just arrived. She can't urinate anywhere in the owner's house. It must be embarrassing. No matter what, she has to go to the toilet. solve.
But this big house was really weird. At midnight last night, she looked from room to room, but there was no toilet made of wood. This really made her puzzled. Didn't this family use conveniences? What? Or is it right outside the house
This is really funny. After all, in Kikyo's impression, toilets are all made of wood... She couldn't change her mind for a while.
"Oh, it's a convenient place. Are you going to pee?" Li Jiayu laughed.
"Walter? Sister... want to go pee?"
The dark octopus also joined in. When it heard Platycodon saying that it wanted to urinate, its eyes immediately lit up and it was extremely excited. If it hadn't been for the fact that it had restrained itself a lot recently and Platycodon didn't have a good look on it, maybe this perverted octopus would have made some suggestions. Perverted request.
"Well, I drank too much water last night and felt uncomfortable..."
Kikyo nodded slightly, clenched her pink fists, and her calves were shaking slightly. It was obvious that her patience was reaching its limit.
"Well, come with me."
Li Jiayu smiled slightly, but when he smiled, he was very bright, like the gentlest gentleman, making people feel like a spring breeze. Even Platycodon felt that Li Jiayu's smile was very elegant. She dropped the blanket covering her shoulders and put on her straw sandals. Follow Li Jiayu into the bathroom.
"Look, this is the peeing area. As long as you squat on it, you can pee easily..."
Li Jiayu suppressed a smile and pointed to the washbasin and said - What a bastard, he didn't show Kikyo a good toilet, but he tricked her into using the washbasin to urinate. It's really hateful.
"Squatting... squatting at such a high place? It's so strange..." Kikyo was stunned for a moment, her expression very unnatural, especially when she saw the large mirror erected in front of the washbasin, which had excellent clarity. When she thought that she might have to stand aside Shhhh, while looking in the mirror, my face felt hot.
"It's not surprising. Our time and space are very developed and out of vulgar taste... Therefore, we usually squat higher when it's convenient for us. Okay, do you still have any questions?"
"No... no, master, please go out first, I..."
"Okay, you solve it quickly. The water stored in the pool on the roof ran out last night, but there is still a lot of water in the bucket. After you are done, remember to use a spoon to wash your face... cough, flush the water in the bedpan. .”
"Yeah, yes."
Seeing that Li Jiayu finally left the toilet and closed the door, Kikyo finally breathed a sigh of relief. She seemed to have used all her strength to take a step forward and wanted to climb up to the sink, but she felt ashamed when she saw what she saw in the mirror. Incomparably, I always feel very embarrassed.
When Li Jiayu came out of the toilet, he suppressed his blush and punched his chest several times to stop him from bursting into laughter. He saw the dark octopus staring at him angrily, and Li Jiayu whistled frivolously:
"Look? Haven't you seen any pranks? Are you still complaining about Kikyo? Have you forgotten that Kikyo treated you last night? The master is helping you to vent your bad temper."
"Master... this is too shameful... Sister Jie Gong... this is not the crime..."
"Hey, I was just joking with her. Of course I won't let her actually pee on the washbasin. I'm sure that even if she is so anxious that she wants to cry, she won't be able to accept that kind of difficult peeing within a minute. Action, she must be fighting between heaven and man now, engaging in ideological struggle, right? There are many words on Wuxiao.com. Well, there is another reason. I will definitely not let Platycodon poop on the sink, otherwise, when the cousin gets up, Aren’t you going to suffer when you wash up?”
"The master is mighty, the master is wise and mighty." The dark octopus looked at Li Jiayu in surprise as if it were meeting him for the first time. Since they met him, it really didn't expect that Li Jiayu, a middle school boy, could come up with such sadistic ideas, and even more so. I didn't expect Li Jiayu to think so carefully - in fact, Dark Octopus and Li Jiayu are both idiots with huge flaws in their IQ or EQ.
"Praise, reward... the time has come. I'll go in for a while, and you can just relax here."
Li Jiayu chuckled lightly, turned the doorknob, and pushed in. As expected, she saw that Kikyo hadn't squatted down yet. She had only lifted up her witch's robe slightly, but not even a trace of her hair was revealed.
"You... why did you come in?" Kikyo put down her skirt in a panic. Li Jiayu rushed in so rashly that she almost couldn't help it. At this moment, her spirit was very fragile.
"No, I'm just giving you a reminder. I understand that this is your first time in this time and space, so I recommend you a low-difficulty urination place. Look, the toilet over there is specially designed to lower the hand for ordinary people. Even though you are a high-status witch, it is an insult to your status to use such a low-handed gesture, but you should like it..."
Li Jiayu pointed to the shiny toilet, then opened the lid and personally instructed Platycodon how to use it.
"Just sit on it. It's very simple. You don't need me to demonstrate anymore, right? There are many words on Wuxiao.com."
"No... I should do it, but is it really okay to sit on it? There is water in it, what if it is a well?" Kikyo said shyly.
"Then just wait until you pee your pants." Li Jiayu said in a victor's tone, then waved his sleeves, smiled freely, and walked out of the bathroom gracefully. He felt impeccable at that moment.
"It's almost coming out... I can't control that much anymore."
Even though she still felt insecure in her heart, Kikyo didn't bother to bother anymore. She immediately took off her clothes and sat on the toilet with a red face, solving the physical problem painfully and easily. During the whole process, she closed her eyes and breathed. There was even a hint of crying.
After Yan Zisu got up, brushed her teeth and washed her face, she saw Li Jiayu in the living room looking at Platycodon grandiflorum and smiling strangely from time to time. She thought Li Jiayu had suddenly enlightened and wanted to pursue Platycodon grandiflorum.
"Jiayu, everything is packed. It's almost time to set off, right? There are many words on Wuxiaowang." Yan Zisu put on a clean and neat lady's black and white windbreaker, with a dashing appearance. It looked very fit and eye-catching, and her The black hair on her head was also tightly tied with a hair tie, making it into a loose ponytail, which added a bit of girlish vitality.
She was holding a travel bag in her hand, which was filled with a lot of clothes, medicine, food, and a few souvenirs that could not be discarded. She, Li Jiayu, would soon bring her to the base camp of Xijiang University. She had made up her mind. , following Li Jiayu.
"Well, I'm very worried about my cousin's safety, so I have to set off as soon as dawn. I can summon the lowest level big-nosed devil dog. With it, I should be able to find traces of my cousin within a range of 500 meters. ... Cousin, you don’t need to take her with you yet, it’s not like we won’t come, and after we find our cousin, it won’t be too late to pack up and run away.” Li Jiayu smiled.
"It's up to you." Yan Zisu put down her travel bag, went into the dormitory and rummaged around, and found a silver riding jacket worn by Li Jiamin. It had a little bit of European style, a little plain, but very fashionable. , she, Li Jiayu, will like it.
"This riding jacket... I really like it. I'll look very handsome when I put it on, and others won't misunderstand my gender, right? There are many words on Wuxiao.com"
Li Jiayu's eyes lit up, and he quickly put on his silver horse riding jacket, changed out of his sweatpants, put on khaki jodhpurs, and then put on black long riding boots. He was completely dressed like a master of horse riding. He felt refreshed. He adjusted his collar, but when he took a look at the mirror handed to him by his cousin, he was immediately speechless. This outfit still didn't add much heroic spirit to him, it was still neutral, and it was still slightly biased towards that...
"Forget it, don't worry about this. It's more important to find your cousin. Let's go, let's go quickly."
Li Jiayu took Platycodon grandiflorum, Dark Octopus, and Yan Zisu out of the room. Breathing the fresh air that was still a little cold, looking at the almost ruined landscape outside, Li Jiayu once again had a high fighting spirit. He guessed that this trip should be better than It is expected to be quite difficult, so we must be vigilant at all times. After all, there is a cousin in the team to take care of.
Platycodon once asked him if he had to take Yan Zisu with him when he went out to look for someone. Li Jiayu replied that the whole south of the city was too big to start from. His cousin-in-law and his cousin were bound together, and as long as his cousin-in-law was there, In the team, fate will most likely give her direction. In addition, Li Jiayu is not worried about Yan Zisu staying alone in Anning Community. If the gangster organization from that alliance comes to take revenge, it will be a bit troublesome. Humph, these bastards , wait until I’m done with my business, and then I’ll put you all in the same pot.
At this time, there was still not enough light between the sky and the earth, and it was gray. Most of the neighbors were hiding in their houses, but there were still many people tinkering in the open space of the community. The most obvious one was that a family was looking for someone. There was a bicycle with all the necessities tied to the back of the bicycle. It was obvious that they wanted to escape.
Fortunately, the news that Li Jiayu and Platycodon grandiflorum were super masters did not seem to spread, or those people did not notice Li Jiayu and his party leaving lightly. In short, they were not questioned by their neighbors and quickly left the residential area. When Li Jiayu passed by the villa area, he felt someone was watching him. He suddenly raised his head and saw an old man standing on the balcony of a certain villa, looking at him with deep eyes.
"Huh? The house number of this villa... and the appearance of the old man... It seems that he is Xie Wenyuan, the grandfather of Ran Hongxia, the patron saint of southern Hunan Province, and a quasi-legendary talisman master... But I have no contact with him now, and the top priority is still my cousin's After that, it’s not too late to get together with Master Xie Wenyuan.” Li Jiayu also looked at Xie Wenyuan, with a flash of cold lightning in his eyes, and waved to the old man to show friendship.
After doing all this, Li Jiayu left the villa area with his friends without stopping, and soon disappeared into the land of Anning Community.
"Hey, it's strange...how could there be such a person in this world..."
"Master Xie, is that white-haired girl worthy of your attention? You have been watching the direction in which she disappeared for a long time..." a servant said. Nowadays, everyone is in danger, and very few people are willing to lower themselves to serve others. , but this servant admired Master Xie Wenyuan very much and still stayed in the villa to take care of Xie Wenyuan's daily life and food.
"He is a man, don't get me wrong... I, Xie Wenyuan, am proficient in the art of the Book of Changes, and I also have a lot of experience in judging people's fate and luck, but I cannot see through the fate of that young man... It's like seeing flowers in the mist. , looking at the moon in the water."
Xie Wenyuan shook his head, eyebrows twitching slightly, and pointed in the direction where Li Jiayu disappeared just now.
Xie Wenyuan is nearly seventy years old. His hair, beard, and eyebrows are all white, but his face is rosy, his skin has no wrinkles, and there are no age spots on his face. He does not have the weakness of ordinary old people. Instead, he has a pen-like sharpness, but is extremely restrained. He looks like a kind old man.
"Is this possible? Master Xie, you are a great contemporary writer and have studied Taoist classics quite a lot. You are a master of Feng Shui and Numerology in the southern provinces. You are extremely accurate in reading people. You have never made a mistake. How could you not see that? A young man's luck?" The servant was surprised. In his impression, Xie Wenyuan was extremely unfathomable. He could judge a person's future just by looking at his appearance, temperament, conversation, eyes, and eyebrows. Several high-ranking officials had already made assertions made by Xie Wenyuan.
"Wu Chang, numerology is not as magical as you think... Fortune-telling and fortune-telling are a science, but knowledge has its limits... At least that young man is beyond the scope of my knowledge. Well, I won't do it again in the future. Can I meet him? If so, it’s best to make friends with him and see clearly what kind of person he is from up close.”
Xie Wenyuan's eyes flashed with a profound brilliance, as if there was an artistic conception in his eyes that penetrated the human world.
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