[twenty]
Zuo Yunqi picked up a few slices of tenderloin from the sauce that were sliced as thin as a cicada's wing, almost transparent, and said, "You will enjoy it."
The landlord said slowly: "People live for the rest of their lives just to have a good time. Xiaoxue, come and peel crabs for me."
Xiaoxue said: "Yes."
Zuo Yunqi looked up at Xiaoxue's flower-like face, and said contemptuously: "The wine and meat of Zhumen stinks."
The landlord said: "Hey, you are not afraid of me?"
Zuo Yunqi said: "I dare not. Can I borrow the bronze mirror?"
Zuo Yunqi said to the mirror: "Hey, this guy is really pretty."
"..."
[twenty one]
The landlord said: "You first looked in the mirror after wearing it?"
Zuo Yunqi said: "They have held them all the way since they came here, they didn't give them food, how can there be a mirror... Tsk, these eyelids are not double enough."
The landlord said: "A big man still cares about whether his eyes are double or not."
Zuo Yunqi said sadly: "My eyes were the most beautiful in the past, they are big and energetic."
The landlord sneered and said: "It's all gone, so you can blow it up. Maybe it's a bald old man."
Zuo Yunqi said: "You used to have a pretty face."
The landlord said: "It's so-so, that is, I was stopped by scouts on the road more than 30 times."
Zuo Yunqi said: "Your uncle."
…
The landlord suddenly looked up at him.
The landlord said: "Say it again."
[twenty two]
Zuo Yunqi hesitated for a moment, showing fear, lowered his head and said: "Excuse me for being rude..."
The landlord said: "Say it again."
"..."
Zuo Yunqi said: "You, your uncle."
The landlord sighed, and said, "I have a roommate in college who is very poor. Every time I argue with him, I end with this sentence."
Zuo Yunqi observed his expression without speaking.
The landlord showed a lonely look, and said: "Xiaoyu, pour wine for the master, it's full."
Zuo Yunqi looked at him and toasted, and thoughtfully said: "If you like it, I don't mind greeting your uncle every day."
"..."
[twenty-three]
The landlord said: "I said you are really not afraid of me."
Zuo Yunqi said: "To be honest, I'm a little scared, but not too scared."
The landlord said: "Why?"
Zuo Yunqi said: "If a person really dies once, he will not be so greedy for life."
The landlord seemed a little bit emotional, and sighed: "You are right. Who among us is not born to die."
Zuo Yunqi said: "Look around with a heart that will be a thousand years old. Fame and wealth are all dust, and love, resentment, and hatred are all bones. If it is gone, it will be gone. What's the big deal."
Zuo Yunqi was perfunctory at first, but his mind got caught up in the conversation, and he murmured: "Why do people in the world have to spend so much money on these dusts?"
The landlord poured wine for himself and said: "In my previous life, I had a house, a car and a career, but one day when I crossed the road, I didn't see a red light. When it clicked, it all turned into clouds."
Zuo Yunqi said: "...the traffic rules must be obeyed."
The landlord said: "What about you? How did you get here?"
"..."
Zuo Yunqi looked normal and said, "Kill yourself."
Zuo Yunqi waited with full vigilance for the follow-up questioning.
However, the landlord remained silent for a long time, and just handed over a wine glass: "Drink."
[twenty four]
The host seems to have relaxed his vigilance towards Zuo Yunqi.
In the next few days, he stopped reviewing and cross-examining all the time, and only asked the Venerable Master to chat for a while during meals.
Zuo Yunqi was well-prepared and did not make any mistakes when dealing with it.
Probably out of care for the "villagers", the landlord gave an order that Zuo Yunqi can move freely in this building, eat and drink for free, and get reimbursed if he loses in a dice roll, just like the treatment of a special VIP.
The tea in the building is from the first stubble, the flowers are Yao Huang Wei Zi, the wine is golden syrup and jade wine, and the gambling games are unheard of and new ways to play endlessly.
For the high-ranking officials, nobles, famous officials and talented scholars in Beijing, if they have not experienced it in the building, they would be ashamed to speak in front of others.
[twenty five]
King Gong said: "One piece of 'I will wash my hands after I finish this ticket'."
Zhuang Wangdao: "A piece of 'I'll go back to my hometown to get married after finishing this ticket'."
The landlord said: "Big, I'm sorry."
King Gong said: "A piece of 'This trip must be safe and sound'."
Zhuang Wang said: "One 'I have a secret to tell you tomorrow'. I only have five left."
The landlord said: "Big, I'm sorry."
King Gong said: "The four 'wife and children at home are waiting for me to go back for the New Year', exploded!"
Zhuang Wang said: "Four 'The murderer is'. Do you have any bombs bigger than this?"
Prince Gong hurriedly looked at the landlord.
The landlord said: "Ashamed."
Prince Gong said angrily, "What use are you for?"
Zhuang Wang triumphantly threw out the last card in his hand, and said, "One 'this trip will be safe and sound'. You two, I won."
[Twenty-six]
The landlord smiled kindly and said: "I would like to accept the bet. The pair of gold-encrusted agate cups in the building will be sent to Your Highness's residence."
Prince Gong sighed, stood up and walked out the door.
King Zhuang chased after him relentlessly, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother Wang, will I trouble you to send someone to deliver that altar of green bamboo leaves, or should I come and get it myself?"
Prince Gong said angrily, "I will send you off."
Zhuang Wang Dale said: "Lord, your new 'Death Card' is very interesting. I like to play it. I just don't know what it means."
The host stood up and sent them off, hearing the words: "Returning to Your Highness, the truth is simple, the bigger the card, the more deadly the sentence written on it. The person who said 'This trip will be safe and sound' may still have a chance, but after saying People who say 'the wife and children at home are waiting for me to go back to celebrate the New Year' will definitely not live to celebrate the New Year."
Zhuang Wang said: "What is the reason?"
"..."
The host was lost in thought.
King Gong said: "Don't say you don't understand such mysterious divination techniques, he probably only knows the surface."
"..."
The landlord said: "Ashamed."
[Twenty-seven]
The landlord said: "Actually, there are other gambling methods, such as 'good man's card' and 'leader's light' and so on."
Zhuang Wang said: "Next time I will definitely bring my friends to play again. Brother Wang, are you coming?"
Prince Gong said: "Come! Bet big!"
The host nodded and said, "Thank you, Your Highness, for taking care of the business of the small building. Your Highness, go slowly."
As soon as the distinguished guest left, the host sat down on the imperial concubine's couch, stretched out and said, "Come here, come rub your shoulders, pour wine and cut fruits."
Xiaoxue frowned and said: "Master, do you drink in broad daylight?"
The landlord smiled and said, "I want to drink to relieve my worries."
Xiaoxue said: "What are you worried about?"
Zuo Yunqi said from the side: "He is lonely."
The landlord lazily said: "What do you know. You don't know anything... you don't know anything."
Zuo Yunqi said: "Why don't you understand this, it's not that I haven't watched TV dramas."
"..."
The landlord stared at him suddenly again.
[Twenty-eight]
The landlord said: "A pair of 'I have always regarded you as a brother'."
Zuo Yunqi said: "A pair of 'I hope you find a more suitable person'."
Xiaoxue said: "Four, four 'You don't know what love is'."
The landlord slammed his cards and said, "Hey, I lost again."
Zuo Yunqi smiled and said: "Why don't we change seats and change Fengshui."
Xiaoxue said tremblingly, "What exactly does this mean?"
The landlord said: "This is called a profound divination technique."
"..."
Zuo Yunqi laughed and said, "I'll shuffle the cards."
[Twenty-nine]
This morning, the landlord called Zuo Yunqi into the study.
The host looked at Zuo Yunqi and hesitated for a moment before handing him a letter.
The landlord said: "You read it again."
Zuo Yunqi took it calmly, and saw the seal of the Wulin League at a glance, but it turned out to be written by the leader of the alliance, Lin Kai.
Zuo Yunqi cleared his throat, and read: "I would like to thank you from the landlord: the matter entrusted in the letter has been thoroughly investigated, and the entanglement between the sect and the Qinglong Gang is all true and beyond doubt."
The landlord said: "Yes."
Zuo Yunqi smiled and said, "Is there anything else?"
The landlord stared at him, but hesitated for a while before speaking, as if he was engaged in some fierce battle between heaven and man.
Zuo Yunqi's heart suddenly rang an alarm bell.
The landlord finally said: "Take a pen and copy this letter."
Zuo Yunqi said, "Okay."
The landlord said: "Use simplified characters."
[thirty]
Zuo Yunqi said: "I will recruit them all."
[thirty-one]
The landlord closed his eyes, hiding his disappointment.
The landlord said: "You recruit."
Zuo Yunqi made a decisive decision, plopped down on his knees and said: "At that time, my whole family suffered a terrible accident, my father's life and death were uncertain, I was caught off guard and was arrested by the gangsters. It's a small matter to kill me, but my father is still waiting for someone to rescue him. I am anxious If you want to get out, you really have no choice but to make such a bad move, just to keep your life alive."
Zuo Yun burst into tears and said: "Please don't hand me over. I will be grateful in the future, and you can do whatever you want."
The host said sympathetically, "Go away."
"..."
[Thirty-two]
The landlord can sit so big, it can't be said that he is not smart. He has already seen the deep taboo of the current emperor towards people who travel through time, and he understands the principle of being wise and safe, so he never joins the officialdom or joins the army. His ideal in life is to lie in the building and count money with peace of mind.
Such a person seems to live a romantic and unrestrained life, but in fact he is cautious. Asking him to risk his life to be an accomplice of the pseudo-traveling party is tantamount to nonsense.
However, the owner was puzzled by one thing.
The landlord said: "I have one thing that I don't understand."
"..."
The landlord said: "You know what I want to ask."
Zuo Yunqi said: "I know."
The landlord said: "If you tell the truth, I will give you a chance."
[Thirty-three]
Zuo Yunqi pondered for a long time, and seemed to have made up his mind, saying: "These were all taught to me by the leader of the martial arts, Lin Kai. Leader Lin himself wore it."
The landlord said: "Goodbye."
Zuo Yunqi said anxiously: "Don't believe me. Leader Lin's speech at the Wulin Conference last year was to promote the sustainable development of the world and ensure the transparency of the Wulin League's policies. Isn't that obvious!"
The landlord said: "That's what I taught him."
"..."
The landlord said: "Lin Kai is my best friend, and I know better than you that he can pull out a few modern expressions."
[Thirty-four]
The landlord said: "I will give you one last chance."
Zuo Yunqi said: "...actually he is an elder."
The host asked, "Who?"
Zuo Yunqi said: "My father kindly saved an old man who traveled through time many years ago, and kept him in the door. I often listened to him tell stories when I was young, and I learned a lot from it."
The landlord said: "Hehehe. The old man is still chasing Jay Chou?"
"..."
Zuo Yunqi said: "It's just that he unfortunately passed on to an old man, he was a young girl in his previous life."
The landlord said: "Girl masturbation, masturbation?"
Zuo Yunqi shook his heart, raised his head and said, "Why not?"
The landlord said: "What about others?"
Zuo Yunqi said: "It's buried in the ground."
"..."
The landlord narrowed his eyes and looked at Zuo Yunqi.
Zuo Yunqi also looked at the landlord.