Zi once said: You must lock the door before doing things between men and women, otherwise you will be tragic
Although Zi may not specifically talk about men and women, let alone the concept of locking the door, this sentence still makes sense. Xu Xiang regrets not listening to Zi. If he remembers to lock the door, at least not He will be bumped into by Xia Yao, and it is still a very standard way to catch women in bed
What's more important is that it doesn't matter if it's really a woman. In fact, Xu Xiang didn't even eat much tofu from Shangguan Duwu.
"Xia Yao, can I be wrong?" In the living room, the three of them were sitting on the sofa. Xu Xiang was stared at by Xia Yao's resentful eyes a few seconds after he sat down, and he said helplessly, anyway , it's true that he has that kind of thought about Shangguan Duwu, and an apology is nothing
"I don't care if you do that kind of thing with Xiao Wu, you don't need to apologize to me." With enough jealousy to fill the entire living room, Xia Yao said with a puckered mouth
Seeing Xia Yao's appearance of being very concerned, Xu Xiang was even more helpless. After all, anyone with a discerning eye could tell that he was going to do something like that with Shangguan Duwu. It was not a misunderstanding at all, and it was impossible for him to fabricate a lie to deceive This gentle and gentle girl can only look at the other party with a look of help.
It's a pity that Xu Xiang will soon find out that the person he entrusted is not someone, or he has forgotten who he entrusted
"Xiaoyao, I actually wanted to give you a surprise, so I hid in Xu Xiang's room." With a faint smile, Shangguan Duwu sat next to Xia Yao and said, but his tone suddenly changed. Aggrieved, he even covered his face with his hands, as if he was ashamed to see others, "But I never thought, I never thought that Xu Xiang would take this opportunity to do that kind of thing to me. I'm sorry that I'm too weak to compare to him..."
"I was wrong, I was really wrong" Hearing Shangguan Duwu's vivid description with infinite imagination, Xu Xiang covered his head and said to himself with a headache
Xu Xiang was indeed wrong, he actually thought that Shangguan Duwu would tell the truth, and now he couldn't make a sound to interrupt, not to mention a few words can't stop Miss Duwu's black belly, just Xia Yao would misunderstand him Trying to cover up the truth, it's only going to get worse
The end result is that Shangguan Duwu described herself as the victim of the incident, while Xu Xiang was the perpetrator who wanted to forcibly push her down. If Xia Yao didn't appear in time, the hurtful act would have succeeded
"Xu Xiang..." After listening to the testimony of the "victim" Shangguan Duwu, Xia Yao squinted at Xu Xiang with sharp eyes, and said in a meaningful tone, and immediately finalized the punishment, "You eat instant noodles tonight, your dinner is for Xiao Wu"
"Can I have an egg?"
"What do you say?"
"That's good." Shrugging his head, Xu Xiang said dejectedly, and then glared at Shangguan Duwu, the instigator, from an angle that Xia Yao couldn't see, but got a triumphant look and a "V"-shaped victory gesture , it really is better to offend a villain than to offend a woman
Especially a woman like Shangguan Duwu who has a black belly as high as a super god
"Where are you going?" Seeing Xu Xiang leaving his seat and walking towards the porch, Shangguan Duwu hurriedly asked, she just had a black-bellied attribute, and she didn't really want to make the relationship between Xia Yao and Xu Xiang worse, if necessary, She wouldn't mind telling the truth, even saying she took the initiative
"Go pick up Xiaoyu." Xu Xiang waved his hands and said without looking back.
"You are not allowed to steal food on the road. If I find out, I will let you eat instant noodles for a week without seasoning." Xia Yao must have expected that Xu Xiang was going to pick up Xiaoyu, and added that the top housekeeper is a powerful person. The power of deterrence is fully reflected at this time.
"Understood." As the words fell, there was the sound of the door opening and closing
"Xiaoyao, don't you really think that Xu Xiang forced me?" Xia Yao's last sentence made Shangguan Duwu feel a little sorry for Xu Xiang, and asked carefully, she still knew that there was no seasoning for instant noodles for a week The consequence is that the whole person directly becomes instant noodles
"No." The corner of Xia Yao's mouth showed a trace of dancing alone with Shangguan, and Wang Xue said with a smile, "Just punish him a little, who told him to provoke so many girls?"
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Xu Xiang, who was walking on the road to Quanzhou University, had no idea that the biggest culprit that caused him to eat instant noodles without eggs at night was not Shangguan Duwu, but Xia Yao, who was the least likely to be black-bellied in conventional thinking, but even if he Knowing that, at most, I can only sigh with emotion - "Xia Yao was really taken to the wrong."
The road from the community to Quanzhou University is full of lively shopping streets, with a relatively large flow of people. Now it is the peak time of school and work, and the streets are even more crowded. This time period is also the prime time for pickpockets. , it is convenient for many people to escape, and even if you are caught, just throw the stolen goods aside, without evidence, it is difficult for the other party to tell why
Don’t worry about the crowds. The definition of passers-by is to just watch and not speak. No one will call the police immediately even if someone kills someone in the downtown area, let alone a petty theft. This is really ironic.
However, when Xu Xiang was thinking about how to make the instant noodles unique and looking for an opportunity to punish Shangguan Duwu, some chattering voices came from not far in front. It was a crowd of passers-by watching
"You still said you didn't steal it, what is this thing that came out of you, huh?"
"I really didn't steal it, and I don't know how your wallet came to me. Believe it or not, it's your fault."
"Stop, stealing and making excuses and wanting to run away, is there any law? I have to send you to the Public Security Bureau today!"
When Xu Xiang took a few steps closer, the voice of someone arguing came from the center of the crowd, and the voice became louder and louder, attracting more and more passers-by to watch. It's the general trend to run out and join in the fun
"what happened?"
"Someone stole something and was caught on the spot and still refused to admit it. No, he should be sent to the police station."
"Even thieves are so rampant now, the police really don't know what to eat"
"that is"
Hearing the innocuous "high talk" of two passers-by on the periphery, a mocking smile appeared on the corner of Xu Xiang's mouth. Most people can only behave so noble when they have nothing to do with them. Once they are put in the position of thieves above, it is estimated that it will be even more