062. Pretend to sleep
"Sleep, sleep on the sofa!" Zhang Siyi blurted out without hesitation. Search: \(¨¨¨¨¨) to watch fine literature for free
"Okay." Gu Xiao nodded and went straight to prepare.
Zhang Siyi felt that he had made the right choice—yes, who would sleep in the same bed as the host on the first day they visited someone's house? He is not that familiar with Gu Xiao, how embarrassed!
It wasn't until Gu Xiao appeared with a quilt that Zhang Siyi didn't think was thick enough to cover in autumn, Zhang Siyi said in horror, "Just this quilt?"
Gu Xiao: "One is not enough?"
Zhang Siyi: "Not enough, is there too much?"... Damn, in such a cold day, Gu Xiao wanted to freeze him to death!
Gu Xiao raised his eyebrows and said, "I live alone, how can I get so many quilts."
Zhang Siyi said anxiously, "Then you asked me to stay at your house at night!"
Gu Xiao was also not weak: "Didn't I think you wouldn't mind sleeping with me? How could you know that you have such a thin skin." He said, "Ha" overflowed from his throat, full of sarcasm.
Zhang Siyi was about to explode with rage, and just as he was about to go mad, a sudden flash in his mind—Wait, he and Gu Xiao are both straight men, why can't they sleep in the same bed? In the past, he often slept in the same bed with Fu Xinhui when he was traveling, so why couldn't he be with Gu Xiao? Yup! Zhang Siyi, you have a hole in your brain!
"I'm going to sleep with you!" Zhang Siyi clenched his fists. Once he figured it out, he got a little bit more excited, puffed up his face and made a look of "who is afraid of who".
That is to say, after finally coming to Gu Xiao's house, aren't you curious about what's in his bedroom? Hey, you can still brag to those female colleagues, "I slept with your men", you must be jealous of them!
Gu Xiao didn't put down the quilt. Seeing Zhang Siyi's change of mind, he raised his eyebrows before turning around and said, "Come with me."
Zhang Siyi picked up his schoolbag and followed, Gu Xiao asked in front, "Are you going to take a shower at night?"
Zhang Siyi hurriedly said, "No, I washed it at home."
Gu Xiao chuckled, although he didn't say anything, the laughter made Zhang Siyi nervous again... He quickly shook his head, shaking off his strange emotions, and asked, "But I'm going to wash my face and brush my teeth later, upstairs. Is there a restroom?"
Gu Xiao: "Yes."
Zhang Siyi went upstairs, and the first thing that jumped into view was a treadmill, at the end of the corridor, facing a small wooden lattice window.
He looked left and right, and found that half of the space behind was open, similar to the layout downstairs, but the floor of that piece was raised by several tens of centimeters by wooden shelves, making it into the style of tatami, with a small outside attached to it. outdoor garden.
There is an antique long wooden table on the tatami, and there seems to be a chessboard on the table... Zhang Siyi couldn't take a closer look, but just a glance, he can already think of how elegant Gu Xiao's life is.
There were indeed only two rooms upstairs. The door of the guest room was closed, next to the washroom, and the door of the other room was half-closed. Gu Xiao walked in with the quilt in his arms. It was his bedroom.
Zhang Siyi followed slowly, his eyes twitching, like a snail with tentacles outstretched to determine the direction of travel, quickly collecting all kinds of information.
Gu Xiao's bedroom is quite large, at least 30 to 40 square meters, with a double bed about 1.8 meters wide in the middle. On the side of the wall is a large white desk. The table is covered with felt and neatly placed on a brush stand. , pen wash tank and other tools for practicing calligraphy.
Just when Zhang Siyi was about to look away, he suddenly saw a familiar object above him, which stood out in a plain and elegant tone, or was abrupt—yes, it was a jack-o-lantern, and it was one with a runaway. Crazy-faced jack-o-lantern!
Gu Xiao put down the quilt, turned around and noticed Zhang Siyi's gaze, smiled, and said, "You did it."
Of course Zhang Siyi knew that he did it, but it has been more than three months, and even the best pumpkins are rotten! Looking at the brightly colored jack-o-lantern, Zhang Siyi was as shocked as seeing a corpse buried in the ground for three months and still maintaining its freshness!
"Damn it, why isn't it rotten!" He dropped his schoolbag and looked closer, only to find that the jack-o-lantern was not in the air, it was enclosed in a transparent acrylic sealed box.
… But even so, with air in the box, it’s impossible for the pumpkin not to rot!
Gu Xiao explained: "I applied anti-corrosion paint on the surface of the pumpkin, and then asked a friend who studied chemistry to do nitrogen gas sealing in the laboratory."
Zhang Siyi was surprised: "Is it nitrogen in this box?"
Gu Xiao: "Yeah."
Zhang Siyi couldn't describe his mood at the moment: "Is this necessary? It's just a jack-o-lantern!"
Gu Xiao asked back, "If you like it, you should cherish it, why is it unnecessary?"
Zhang Siyi: "..." Although Gu Xiao's "like" is only for jack-o-lanterns, but Zhang Siyi has the illusion that he is "cherished and cherished", and bursts of sweetness and panic surged in his beating heart.
Gu Xiao glanced at Zhang Siyi and said with a smile, "You gave it to me, it's my thing, I can do whatever I want, right?"
Zhang Siyi: "..." What is "do what you want to do"! Make it clear to me! (= dish=)
"Okay, don't look at it, come and wash your face." Gu Xiao said and went out.
Zhang Siyi didn't have time to think about it for a few more seconds, so he hurriedly pulled out his toiletries from his schoolbag and followed.
Gu Xiao taught him how to boil hot water. Seeing that he was holding several bottles in his hand, he asked strangely, "What is this?"
Zhang Siyi was stunned for a while, and said, "Facial cleanser, toner, facial cream..."
Gu Xiao frowned and said, "You make it so complicated to wash your face?"
Zhang Siyi is very strange: "Don't you need it?"
When he was in college, most of the boys with a little financial ability around him used skin care products. Unless he was a rough guy who didn't pay attention to his personal image, it was as common for boys to use facial cleansers as shaving. He learned about many brands from Fu Xinhui. Yes.
Gu Xiao pointed to the only jar of "Dabao" on the shelf, and said, "My sister bought it for me, but I don't use it much."
Zhang Siyi said in shock, "Why don't you have such a good skin!"
This is not scientific! Don't look at the good skin of male stars on TV now, they are all maintenance, and they are more diligent in applying facial masks than women! Even if Zhang Siyi has a good foundation, he has never dared to rely on young talents since he went to college, especially because they often stay up all night in their majors. clean? That's when he was introduced to these things by Kopp.
Looking at Gu Xiao's beautiful skin with barely a single pore, Zhang Siyi looked suspicious, he definitely didn't believe that Gu Xiao didn't need anything!
Gu Xiao's thin lips parted slightly and gave him four words: "Natural beauty."
Zhang Siyi: "..." Get out!
Gu Xiao took a jar of face cream from his hand and looked around, then glanced at Zhang Siyi, and sneered: "Washing your face is so complicated, no wonder she looks like a little white face."
Zhang Siyi fried his hair on the spot, grabbed his own things and pushed Gu Xiao out: "I'm going to wash! You go out!"
Gu Xiao smiled and walked away.
Zhang Siyi rubbed his cheeks depressedly, complaining in his heart, you are the little white face! Ahh! (= dish=)
When Zhang Siyi washed back to the room, Gu Xiao had already laid out the quilt.
He turned on the air conditioner and said to Zhang Siyi, "You go to bed first, I have to go downstairs to clean up and take a shower, it will probably take a while."
Zhang Siyi lowered his head and said "um", waited for Gu Xiao to go out, and then touched the bed. The top is covered with a thick blanket, which looks like a whole, but the two quilts at the bottom are separated... ah! Great! (wu v wu)
Zhang Siyi took off his sweater and trousers and put them on the bedside table next to him. He picked a quilt and crawled into it, trying not to damage the structures on both sides.
After lying down smoothly, he obediently did not dare to move.
When Gu Xiao was not around, Zhang Siyi opened his eyes and looked around curiously for a while. He found that the cactus lamp he gave to Gu Xiao was placed on the other side of the bedside table, and there was also a black sketch of moleskine that Gu Xiao used frequently.
Zhang Siyi suppressed his curiosity to take a peek, shrank back under the quilt, and persuaded himself, "Okay, let's go to bed, it's half past nine, and there are only five and a half hours left to sleep..."
sleep, sleep... ah! Can't sleep at all! oo
Thinking that this is Gu Xiao's room, Gu Xiao's bed, and Gu Xiao's quilt, Zhang Siyi's whole body is overwhelmed with excitement!
Why is this! ? Could it be because he subconsciously worshipped Gu Xiao too much
Yes, that's right! It sure is! Gu Xiao was their idol in high school! That's why he was so excited!
... Calm down, Zhang Siyi, the era of personality worship is over, Gu Xiao is just a slightly better ordinary person, just treat him like a big brother next door...
Department! "Brother" how excited are you! Get me down! q dish q
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About half an hour later, Gu Xiao took a shower and returned to the room, only to see half a fluffy head slightly exposed on the side of the bed, and it seemed that Zhang Siyi was already asleep.
He walked gently to the bedside, glanced at the sketch on the bedside table, paused for two seconds, and sighed inaudibly.
Sitting on the bed, Gu Xiao was about to lift the quilt when he suddenly found that the head on the side seemed to shrink into the quilt.
Gu Xiao: "..."
He lay down and asked in a low voice, "Are you still awake?"
Zhang Siyi, who was pretending to be asleep in the quilt next door: "..." Wo Ciao! Why is he still so excited after counting sheep for a long time!
Gu Xiao asked again: "...Are you asleep?"
Zhang Siyi: "..." What to do! Pretend not to hear? Continue to pretend to be asleep
After a few seconds, a soft, regular snoring sound came from the side.
Gu Xiao: "... "(￣_￣|||)
Gu Xiao lay down, and for a long time, the room was so quiet that only Zhang Siyi pretended to be "snoring".
Zhang Siyi pretended for a long time, and found that there was no movement next door, and he was a little tired, so he stopped, slowly, slowly sticking his head out of the quilt, and took two deep breaths of fresh air... Damn, he's going to suffocate him to death !
At this moment, Gu Xiao's smiling voice suddenly whispered in his ear: "I knew you were pretending to be asleep."
Zhang Siyi: "..." q mouth q
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Department Ma Da: Japanese transliteration, meaning "egg". gd1806102