065. Pants
Gu Xiao paused for a while and smiled, "Since you have experience, why don't you teach me?"
"What?" Zhang Siyi complained in his heart, how do you still need to learn how to chase girls with such a good-looking personality and charisma? You and the groups of little girls over there have been one after the other!
"It's my turn to ask a question, isn't it? Then you can tell me how you caught up with your ex-girlfriend. Search: \(,,,,,) Watch fine literature for free"
Zhang Siyi: "Oh, that..." This question is not difficult to answer.
Gu Xiao interjected: "Is it the one who spilled the coffee on me by mistake?"
Zhang Siyi said, "Well, that's her. We met at a class reunion. She is a junior high school classmate of my high school classmate who is studying at a university in Haicheng. When I came back from the summer vacation in the first year of my trip abroad, my friend asked for dinner, and she also Now, I see she is good-looking, and she seems to be interested in me too..."
Gu Xiao interrupted him and said, "How do you see that she is interested in you?"
Zhang Siyi: "She's always staring at me and chatting with me."
Gu Xiao: "Is it interesting to stare at you? Then I often see you staring at me."
Zhang Siyi said with a guilty conscience: "...that must be your illusion!"
Gu Xiao: "Oh..."
Zhang Siyi: "..." Oh, that's fine, why do you still laugh when you're oh? Are you mocking me
Gu Xiao: "You continue."
Zhang Siyi grabbed the edge of the quilt nervously with both hands, took a few deep breaths desperately to calm down his anxiety, and continued: "We left each other contact information, I asked her out to watch a few movies, and asked her She ate a few meals, and then on a beautiful night, I sang a song to her and asked her if she could be my girlfriend, and she said yes."
Gu Xiao raised his eyebrows: "That's it?"
Zhang Siyi: "That's it, what else do you want?"
Gu Xiao: "You didn't play the violin for her?"
Zhang Siyi: "Uh, no." Why does Gu Xiao remember his nonsense at the beginning? (=_=)
Gu Xiao: "Didn't you say that you can play the violin for someone you like?"
Zhang Siyi quibble: "I said that I only play the violin for the people I like, but it doesn't mean that I have to play the violin for the people I like. At that time, if I didn't play the violin, she would have a high degree of favorability towards me. No need to pull."
Gu Xiao: "That's it... I feel like it's easy to catch up."
Zhang Siyi whispered in the tone of someone who had come over: "It's not difficult to chase girls, you can show it a little bit, such as sending a small gift, occasionally having a few meals, and then doing a little romance, as long as the other party is not Fool, if you don't have a heart, you must be caught."
Gu Xiao was silent and did not speak.
Zhang Siyi felt a little sour when he thought that Gu Xiao might use these means to pursue others, but he couldn't help but muttered and continued: "Besides, you are so handsome and you are so good, I don't think anyone dislikes you. Bar?"
"Really?" Gu Xiao smiled softly, "That's a pity, the person I like might be a fool."
Zhang Siyi: "..." Is Gu Xiao just unrequited love
Gu Xiao sighed: "But it's okay, if you are like you, you always get too easy, but you don't know how to cherish it. It's better to make this process a little more difficult, maybe the taste will be better after you get it."
Zhang Siyi was lying on the gun for no reason, holding his shoulders in a heartbreak for a while.
"Should I ask?" Zhang Siyi asked.
Gu Xiao yawned: "Ask? You don't want to sleep anymore?"
Zhang Siyi kicked his legs in the quilt in a hurry: "No, no, you asked me so much just now, and I haven't asked back yet!"
Damn, peel off Lao Tzu's clothes|Do you want to end the game when you're naked? no way! ╰(╰ dish╯)╯
Gu Xiao heard the imbalance in Zhang Siyi's tone, and snorted with a smile: "I really don't want to die until the Yellow River, okay, then tonight brother will play with you until you beg for mercy and say 'no'!"
Zhang Siyi: "…"
Gu Xiao: "Let's ask, let you ask three questions first, otherwise you will blame me for bullying the small."
Zhang Siyi seemed to be divided into three candies at once, and flew happily again - three questions, three! many!
Regarding who Gu Xiao likes, Zhang Siyi is afraid that if he asks again, it will cause the other party's suspicion, so he subconsciously avoids it. This time, instead of asking emotional questions, he started to gossip about Gu Xiao's income: "Can I ask about your salary?"
Gu Xiao: "Unbounded wages?"
Zhang Siyi: "Do you have other wages?"
Gu Xiao: "Is this the second question?"
Zhang Siyi: "...No!"
Gu Xiao: "Hehe, if you are asking about Wujing's salary, the monthly income is 24,000 before tax, not a bonus."
… a lot! The base salary alone is almost two or three hundred thousand a year! And Zhang Siyi knows that for the architects above, the salary is nothing, the bonus is the big one! What to do, he was so curious, he should have asked about the total income just now.
Zhang Siyi: "How much is your total income? That's all your income."
Gu Xiao: "There are ups and downs, do you want to ask this year, last year or the year before?"
Zhang Siyi: "This year..."
Gu Xiao: "More than 800,000."
Zhang Siyi: "!!!" Although he doesn't have as many as Shen Hao, he is a local tyrant with an annual income of 800,000! It's ten times his own~ grass! (╯°Д°)╯
Gu Xiao reminded: "It's the last one, take advantage of the opportunity."
How does it feel to be wasted so quickly? Zhang Siyi thought hard and struggled, and finally he said: "You, what do you think of me as a person?"
As soon as these words were asked, Zhang Siyi wanted to give himself a mouth, what the hell is this question? Especially when he was still lying naked next to Gu Xiao, even though there were two quilts separated, why did he feel like he was implying something when asking such a question
Gu Xiao was silent for a moment, then laughed: "You?"
Zhang Siyi: "... "oo yes...
Gu Xiaoshu shrugged his shoulders for a while in the bed, and said in a low voice, "I'd better choose a big adventure."
Zhang Siyi: "..." (q dish q) Nima! This kind of question you choose big adventure what do you mean to you! Is it difficult to give a review
Gu Xiao naturally took off his pajamas and threw it out of the bed, and continued, "Come on, tell me the floors of low-rise, multi-storey, mid-rise, high-rise, and super-high-rise buildings."
Zhang Siyi didn't react: "What?"
Gu Xiao: "My question."
Zhang Siyi: "Damn it! It's okay to ask this? You have fouled!"
Gu Xiao: "Why did you foul? I didn't ask you any questions you didn't know. I remember these things I asked you to write down last month."
Zhang Siyi was speechless and thought hard about it, and said: "Low-rise residential buildings are 1-3 floors, multi-storey residential buildings are 4-7 floors... Oh no, it seems to be 4-6 floors, mid-rise residential buildings are 7 to..." 11 or 12
Gu Xiao: "Why don't you talk about it?"
Zhang Siyi: "...", he forgot! (Wu dish Wu)
Gu Xiao yawned again and urged, "Speak quickly."
Zhang Siyi covered his jiji with both hands, smashed the jar and said, "I forgot, I chose a big adventure!" Grandma, he has no clothes on his body, what else can Gu Xiao think of to toss him? You can't be so mad enough to let yourself take off the quilt and freeze it all night
Gu Xiao laughed in a low voice: "Isn't it uncomfortable to sleep in someone else's house naked?"
Zhang Siyi suddenly reacted, he was tricked! No wonder he asked Gu Xiao to take off his clothes and the other party acted like a normal person... Because this is his house! But I'm not, I'm a guest, just like Gu Xiao said, a normal person would be a bit ashamed to sleep naked in someone else's house, not to mention that he and Gu Xiao were still lying on the same bed! Gu Xiao just took hold of this mentality to tame him, but he was foolish enough to draw the same way... My day! unacceptable! qaq
Gu Xiao turned his head and asked with a smile, "Would you like to wear some clothes?"
Zhang Siyi: "What?"
Gu Xiao explained: "Didn't you choose a big adventure? Can I put some clothes on for you?"
Zhang Siyi looked alert, Gu Xiao is so kind? "it is good… "
Gu Xiao smiled "hehe", said "wait a minute", and leaned halfway out of the bed from the quilt.
Just when Zhang Siyi thought Gu Xiao was picking up clothes for him, he heard the sound of pulling a drawer. After a few seconds, a small piece of clothing was stuffed into Zhang Siyi's quilt with cold air.
Zhang Siyi took it over and touched it, and found that it was a pair of underwear, but it was not his...
He stammered and asked, "Whose pants are these?"
"Who else could it belong to? Of course it's mine, don't worry, it's been washed and it's clean," Gu Xiao's soft but unrelenting command sounded from the side, "Put it on."
Zhang Siyi: "…"
Let him wear a pair of Gu Xiao's underwear
What the hell! What the hell! ! What the hell! ! !
Why does this feel more shameful than wearing nothing at all? ?
Zhang Siyi felt that his whole body was on fire, he struggled for a while, although his mind was desperately resisting, but this was a game, he couldn't be fooled... So, he could only mechanically and obey in a strong sense of shyness and shame He put on Gu Xiao's pants.
Don't, "brother", don't join in the fun! tt
Hurry, hurry up and think about Aunt Zhang! There is also Amitabha Buddha Tathagata Buddha Shakyamuni Guanyin sister Jade Emperor...
Huh, huh, finally calm down...
"Is it ready?" Gu Xiao also confirmed with a smile, "You just asked whose pants are these, now it's my turn to ask again."
"..." Damn that is also a question? Zhang Siyi flinched. He didn't want to play anymore. For some reason, the current Gu Xiao made him feel terrible.
But Gu Xiao didn't stop, and then asked a question that made Zhang Siyi almost collapse: "As a straight man, what does it feel like to wear another man's underwear?"
Zhang Siyi: "…"
Gu Xiao curiously raised his head sideways, looked at Zhang Siyi's expression, scared Zhang Siyi into shrinking into the quilt, and shouted, "I surrender, I admit defeat! I don't play anymore! I want to sleep!"
He had naively thought that the scope of adventure activities could not be anything to do with this bed, but he was so wrong, he forgot that his opponent was Gu Xiao, the man who was black to the core!
With just one bed, Gu Xiao can make him die! It's horrible, woohoo...
"Don't want to play?" Gu Xiao smiled and looked at Zhang Siyi, who only dared to show his two eyes from the quilt. Although he couldn't see his expression in the dark, his moist eyes made people want to bully again. "What did I just say?"
What do you say? Zhang Siyi thought about it for a while, I went, wouldn't it be the phrase "play with you until you beg for mercy and say no"? If you don't want to play, do you have to ask him? Gu Xiao, what kind of evil is this
Gu Xiao looked at him tenderly and said, "Just beg for mercy. Come on, call me brother, and I'll let you go."
Zhang Siyi: "…"
The author has something to say: I feel so perverted when I write this chapter... (*/＼*)gd1806102