081. Embarrassment
Zhang's mother smiled but didn't say a word. How could this silly boy understand? The reality is not. No matter how much she likes to watch Danmei as a mother, she will not think of her son as a geek. Search:\(¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨‚riffo Play a little scheming to please in advance
Leaving a good impression on other girls now is equivalent to improving the impression score and charm value of your own son. Maybe the two children will meet each other's eyes
Looking back, the Zhang and Gu families became in-laws. Gu Xiao was Gu Yao's elder brother, and that was also Zhang Siyi's elder brother. It was equivalent to entering the gate of her Zhang family together and became part of her Zhang family. This investment of 10,000 profits is definitely worth it!
Zhang Siyi didn't ask why, but he could see what the other party was thinking from his mother's smirking expression. He hurriedly stated: "Don't think about it, I have nothing to do with his sister!"
Zhang's mother gave her son a look and said with a smile: "It's nothing now, you don't want to have something in the future?"
Zhang Siyi: "..." Sure enough! ! ! (= dish=)
Zhang's mother leaned into her son's ear and whispered: "Gu Xiao is so good, his sister will never be too bad, this is not me messing around with mandarin ducks, I see you two match..."
"Mom...!" Zhang Siyi was a little crazy, even if he was looking for He Xueying, he wouldn't look for Gu Yao!
"Okay, okay, I know," Zhang's mother sighed and stroked her son's hair, "I'm not putting pressure on you, are you kidding me like a mother? I understand that feelings are such a thing. You can't force it, you can control it yourself. But I think this little girl is cute, and it's okay to give her a brooch, right? She doesn't know what I said when I was joking with you. "
Zhang Siyi was speechless, Zhang's mother gave him a helpless and bitter look, shook her head, and went out to entertain the guests first.
Zhang Siyi followed him out with his head down, feeling a little guilty. In fact, even if he coaxed his mother and made him happy, it would be fine. Why was his reaction so big
Glancing at Gu Yao sitting on the sofa, his eyebrows are delicate and his temperament is pleasant, and he is definitely the type that everyone loves. If Zhang Siyi had known each other half a year ago, he would have tried to pursue it. But now, when he thinks that she is Gu Xiao's sister, Zhang Siyi has three words in his mind - impossible.
He didn't want to be Gu Xiao's brother-in-law...
Aren't you fucking scumbags? Why is it so normal when you can think wildly
No, no, it's not okay to be cranky! (==)
Because they were in a hurry to return to Haicheng, they had to clean up the house that no one lived in for half a month after returning, and they didn't sit for long. After chatting for about 20 minutes, Gu Xiao suggested to leave.
Zhang's mother helped to carry Zhang Siyi's things into the car, and also told Gu Xiao which things were specially prepared for him, and remember to give some to Gu Yao.
Zhang Siyi was sitting in Gu Xiao's car, and Zhang's mother was still communicating, and Gu Xiao had nothing to say, so he thanked him for accepting it and drove on the road.
This time, Gu Yao had already sat in the passenger seat first, and Zhang Siyi naturally got into the back seat.
He didn't have to face Gu Xiao face to face, and he was relieved. Seeing Gu Xiao now, Zhang Siyi still remembered the expression of "little fox kissing", feeling like he was kissed by Gu Xiao, and his scalp was numb.
Zhang Siyi shrank in the corner of the back seat, holding his mobile phone to browse the circle of friends, while listening to Gu Yao talking to her brother without a word in front of him.
Gu Yao: "Brother, when can we leave now?"
Gu Xiao: "Four or five o'clock."
Gu Yao: "Xiaohei and Xiaohua don't know what's going on, have you prepared enough cat food for them?"
Gu Xiao: "There are two whole bags, and I can't eat them for two months. Unless those two stupid cats bring wild cats within a hundred miles to my house for New Year's Eve dinner, then I can't."
Gu Yao: "Hahaha, the cat still eats New Year's Eve dinner? It's too funny! Hey, I wonder if they have a baby?"
Gu Xiao raised his eyebrows: "They are both males."
Gu Yao: "What? Didn't you say it was a couple last time?"
Gu Xiao asked back, "Can't the males be a couple?"
Gu Yao: "..."
Zhang Siyi: "…"
Gu Yao asked again, "Brother, are you cooking at night?"
Gu Xiao: "Well, I have brought so many dishes at home, and I can eat just a little rice."
Gu Yao: "Yes, brother Siyi's mother is also very kind. She sent us a lot of dishes, enough for us to eat for a week."
Gu Xiao: "Hehe..."
Gu Yao: "Brother Siyi, will you eat with us tonight?"
Zhang Siyi weakly declined: "No, thank you, I have an appointment with a friend tonight."
Gu Yao took out the brooch that Zhang's mother gave her, and said, "Hey, your mother gave me such a beautiful thing when we first met, I'm so embarrassed, but this brooch is really beautiful, I bought it on Taobao years ago. I bought an imitation wool shawl, which is just right to match, thank her for me when you go back!"
Zhang Siyi said politely, "It's alright, don't worry about it."
The car got on the ring road and drove steadily forward. The afternoon sun shone through the car glass window, and it was warm. Gu Yao yawned, and put the brooch in his palm to watch and play: "It's so heavy, brother, do you think this is silver?"
Gu Xiao glanced at her and said coldly, "Why are you talking so much today? Just close your mouth and sleep when you're tired."
Gu Yao: "… "tat
Zhang Siyi: "… "(=_=)
There was no sound in the car for a long time after that. Zhang Siyi was drowsy with his head tilted, and the mobile phone on his body suddenly vibrated. He was stunned and looked out to see that it was Gu Yao who sent him a WeChat message.
Gu Yao: "Do you feel that my brother is angry? [grievance]"
Zhang Siyi: "… Is there any?"
Well, the air pressure in the car is indeed a bit low, but Zhang Siyi thought it was his own personal emotional reasons, and had nothing to do with their siblings.
Gu Yao: "When we arrive at the service area, let's change positions."
Zhang Siyi: "Why!? I don't want it!"
Gu Yao: "→_→"
Zhang Siyi: "It's not good for you to sit next to your brother. I've already sat down last time. It's fair for one person once."
Gu Yao: "Do you want to hear the embarrassing things about my brother when he was a child? [smiling]"
… embarrassing? Gu Xiao is also embarrassed
Zhang Siyi remembered the dark history that his mother revealed to Gu Xiao when he called Gu Xiao before, and he felt depressed. He always felt that Gu Xiao's impression of himself was a complete idiot. Hearing Gu Yao say that her brother also had an embarrassing incident, Zhang Siyi became fine all of a sudden! Hey, maybe after listening to it, the image of Gu Xiao in his heart will not be so beautiful and unattainable, and it is estimated that it can ease the tension he felt every time he faced Gu Xiao.
Zhang Siyi: "Speak quickly! [Smile]"
Gu Yao: "If you want to listen for a while, you have to switch places with me!"
Zhang Siyi: "… OK." The deal should be worth it.
Gu Yao: "Most of my brother's embarrassing things happened before I was born. I also listened to my dad. After all, he is so much older than me. After I understand things, I can only remember his IQ crushing me. Bullied me, you know. [Drip sweat]"
Zhang Siyi: "I understand... [drops of sweat]"
Gu Yao: "Listen to my dad, when my brother went to his grandmother's house when he was six years old, an old uncle in the village gave him a pumpkin."
Zhang Siyi: "…"
Zhang Siyi: "Where is your grandmother's house?"
Gu Yao: "In the countryside of Ningcheng, my grandfather was a carpenter, and my grandmother was a lady in the city. She fled to the village to marry my grandfather for family reasons in the early years. These things take a long time to talk about, and I will tell you later. ."
"Well, let's continue talking about the pumpkin," Zhang Siyi thought to himself, what a coincidence, it's also a pumpkin, Gu Xiao wouldn't have painted that pumpkin with anti-corrosion paint and put it in a nitrogen box? But he thought again, at the age of six, Gu Xiao probably didn't even know what nitrogen was! He asked curiously, "What happened to that pumpkin?"
Gu Yao: "It is said that the pumpkin looks different from ordinary pumpkins. It is a chubby cylindrical shape with a golden body, and it looks like a golden light in the sun."
Zhang Siyi seems to have made up the appearance of the golden light from the pumpkin... Treasure! You can imagine how the six-year-old Gu Xiao's eyes glowed when he got this unusual pumpkin. It was like this when he was a child. He could play with a broken glass bead as a baby for a long time, not to mention such a strange-shaped pumpkin. If it was himself, he would probably associate the pumpkin with the same thing as a gourd doll!
Gu Yao continued: "Also, the old uncle who gave my brother this pumpkin is also a special old uncle, he is a Feng Shui master in the village, he has no wife and no children, and he has gray hair when he is less than fifty. He still has a long white beard, and he looks immortal, not like a mortal person!"
Zhang Siyi was completely brought into the story by Gu Yao’s description. According to this method, this seems to be the beginning of a cultivation of immortals. The male protagonist, Gu Xiao, received a pumpkin from the immortal old uncle. A treasure of cultivation, since then, Gu Xiao started a legendary journey of cultivation with the help of "pumpkin"...
Gu Yao: "My dad said, my brother got that pumpkin, and I don't know what happened. The father is so angry that he insists on treating the pumpkin as his own son. Wipe it again, and don't allow anyone in the family to touch it."
Zhang Siyi: "Pfft haha..." Why is it completely different from what I imagined! (≧▽≦)
Gu Yao: "One day, my aunt came to our house and saw my brother's pumpkin. She didn't know it was my brother's treasure and cooked it."
Zhang Siyi sneered: "Hahahaha... Then what?"
Gu Yao: "After my dad found out, he was afraid that my brother would be sad, so he discussed with my aunt and my mother not to tell my brother. When my brother came back from kindergarten, he looked for his son everywhere, but couldn't find it, he sat on the side, drooping. The head, muttering to himself, 'it should have gone out to play and will be back later'…”
Zhang Siyi: "Hahahahahahahaha..." God, Gu Xiao has such a stupid time!
Gu Yao: "It wasn't until the next day that my brother realized that there were pumpkins in the dishes he ate the night before!"
Zhang Siyi also became nervous: "He has reacted? What to do then!"
Gu Yao: "He asked his father why he ate his son. My father could not laugh or cry, so he could only lie to him and say, 'If you eat it, it is in your stomach now, and you will eat it after a long time. When it is born, it will still call you Daddy'!"
Zhang Siyi: "My second time, hahahaha... Then what did your brother say hahahaha..."
Gu Yao: "My brother really believes it! He has been looking forward to it for a long time. He touches his belly at least three times a day and asks his father when his son will come out!"
"... ~... ~" Zhang Siyi shrugged his shoulders in the back seat, holding back his laughter until tears came out! gd1806102