He Tianfan was lying on the big bed next to Xiaolan's house, tucked his head into the pillow miserably, and roared in a muffled voice, "Who the hell notified him!"
An unpopular prince sat on the edge of the bed and asked sullenly with Erlang's legs crossed, "Dr. He, are you swollen? Why are you paralyzed on the bed, Dr. He?"
Long Junhao just woke up when he heard the new hot gossip from the nursing home. After ignoring his part, he was pleasantly surprised to find that the slut he especially hated had provided the public with such an unprecedented entertainment opportunity. When
He grabbed a handful of melon seeds and said with a sad face, "Doctor He, let me see if you move, don't scare me~ ah~"
He Tianfan's face buried under the pillow was full of pain, and his voice trembled, "Enough is enough..."
"No, it's not enough. I don't care about Dr. He to this extent. I can't wait to show you my sincere heart and let you know how much I care about you and care about you," Long Junhao sincerely said. Said, "Speaking of Dr. He, why are you unable to move?"
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"Hahaha..." Li Xuan finally hugged his stomach and slid down the door frame when he heard this, "Your Highness, you are so handsome."
"Ah, award, award," Long Junhao shook hands with the melon seeds in his hands, and then slowly began to nibble, and said sanely, "This king is also concerned about Doctor He, why don't we invite our divine doctor Chu to come and see Look?"
There is only one result of asking Chu Jian to come over: congratulations, madam, happy pulse. If it was in the past, it was nothing, but now a certain beast has just been raped, and his virginity has been greatly lost, so...
He Tianfan's face turned green.
Li Xuan laughed, "It's still as thoughtful as the prince thought, come on, go and ask the divine doctor of Chu."
The little nurse saluted softly and floated away. Gu Chen, who had been silent all this time, looked at someone who was shaking all over on the bed, and slowly added, "According to the injury on Dr. He's body, he has to lie in bed for at least a week before he can get out of bed."
"Really?" Long Junhao turned pale in shock, quickly nibbled the melon seeds in his hand, leaned over and pinched a front paw of a beast, and said sincerely and complaining, "Doctor He, how can you be so swollen? I don't know how to control? Even if the mushrooms are delicious, you can't make fun of your body. It's wrong to overindulge. Let me tell you, or your body is too bad, or I will ask the kitchen to make you something to nourish your kidneys. ?" Then he asked a very pure and innocent question, "In fact, I still don't quite understand Dr. He. You are obviously going to eat people, so how did you become such a field?"
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"Hahaha..." Li Xuan laughed out loud again, and his body that had just stood up straight slid down again.
Long Junhao continued to ask innocently, "Excuse me, Doctor He, are shiitake mushrooms delicious?"
He Tianfan turned over to look at him regardless of his injury, and shouted in grief, "Enough is enough! Who the hell told you!"
Long Junhao comforted, "Doctor He, don't get excited, your heroic deeds of eating shiitake mushrooms have spread throughout the sanatorium, everyone is moved by your fighting spirit, and is preparing to open a new one for you. Commendation conference, really."
He Tianfan rolled his eyes in anger and gasped for breath. It took a long time to regain his consciousness and asked in a trembling voice, "Then... where is that bastard now?"
"Do you mean your mushrooms?" Long Junhao thought for a while, "When I saw him just now, he was still in the place where I first met."
"What are you doing there in the nest? Bind him, I will kill him, no, I will rape first and then kill! Ouch..." He Tianfan shouted angrily, touching the wound and gasping for breath.
"No way," Long Junhao said in embarrassment, "I wanted to ask him to come with me just now, but he said he was a shiitake mushroom, and the root grows there, pull it out and die."
He Tianfan's arrogance disappeared immediately, "...is it Xiao Lan?"
"Oh, so your shiitake mushroom is called Xiaolan," Long Junhao rubbed his chin and turned to look at Gu Chen, "I haven't seen a double personality before, can you figure out his other personality?"
Gu Chen glanced at Li Xuan and replied with a smile, "I don't know, you can try it." He and Li Xuan originally came here to have a showdown with that person, but who would have thought that the person had changed back after a sleep, so Just came here by the way - to see He Tianfan's joke. In other words, this is really not intentional, it is only someone who is intentional.
Someone laughed immediately, took his hand and left, "Okay, you get him out, he made He Tianfan fall into such a big trouble, I have to get to know him no matter what, maybe I will invite him again. Eat and drink."
Gu Chen let him pull, and said helplessly, "Don't you forget that I said that the person was probably sent by Lei Yan?"
"So what," Long Junhao didn't care, "Anyway, he ate He Tianfan, and this king will invite him to dinner."
Gu Chen is even more helpless, "As you..."
"By the way, why is Dean He Tianfan so happy?"
"Because Xiaoyu is also a beauty, that unscrupulous beast will not be spared, so Li Xuan also hates him."
"That bitch really makes enemies everywhere..."
While the two of them were talking, they had reached the next room. Xiaolan brand shiitake mushrooms were nesting in the corner, motionless, blinking a pair of beautiful eyes at the two uninvited guests.
Long Junhao thought for a while, walked over silently and squatted in front of him, and asked earnestly, "Hello, little shiitake, we are the staff of the shiitake mushroom department in Nature China, and we are going to do a comprehensive survey of shiitake mushrooms in China. Excuse me... What was the environment in which you grew up?" He added sincere advice, "If you don't cooperate, then we will regretfully remove you, and you will not be a mushroom from now on."
"No, I'm shiitake! You ask, I'll answer everything!" Xiaolan brand shiitake obviously didn't expect the other party's background to be so big, and was immediately shocked. Gu Chen even felt that he even had the eighteenth generation of his ancestors. can tell.
The relevant investigator coughed and asked, "Answer the question just now."
Little Mushroom replied obediently, "It's in a big house, bigger than this one, very luxurious."
"That's rich," Long Junhao muttered to himself and continued to ask, "Then do you know who the person who usually waters and fertilizes you is?"
Little Shiitake recalled, "There were a lot of people."
"Say the one with the highest status," Long Junhao followed suit. "For example, what is his surname, or what other people call him."
"Oh," Little Shiitake nodded cooperatively, looked at the ceiling in thought, and said weakly, "Some of them call him Boss, some call him Brother Yan..."
Long Junhao touched the top of his shiitake mushroom with satisfaction, and said in praise, "After investigation, your shiitake mushroom is growing very well, we decided to award you the first-class shiitake mushroom medal."
The little mushroom immediately held his hand moved, "Really, thank you so much, mushroom staff."
"..." Long Junhao said, "You're welcome."
Gu Chen's face was full of black lines, "What exactly is the medal?"
"Who knows, it might be able to sell for a good price with it," Long Junhao got up and turned to show his hands to him, "Well, I asked, he is indeed Lei Yan's."
"..." Gu Chen was silent, and the corners of his eyes twitched. No matter how much he guessed, he never thought that the matter was asked like this. Is this... Is this the experience accumulated from getting along with those creatures? !
Long Junhao pushed him over, "It's up to you, get his other personality out, do you have any good ideas?"
Gu Chen walked over, moved his wrists, and replied indifferently, "Cut him unconscious."
"..." Long Junhao said, "This is a good idea, is it feasible?"
"Eighty percent." Gu Chen said as he raised his palm and fell straight down, with incomparable precision. The little shiitake suddenly fell forward, but when it was about to touch the ground, it suddenly turned over, took two steps to the side, stood still and looked up, the light in the eyes was very cold, and the whole person's momentum changed.
Long Junhao rubbed his eyes, rubbed them again, and opened his mouth, "This... this is amazing... "
Gu Chen pulled Long Junhao behind him and looked at him calmly. The man rubbed his neck and mumbled, "It's really heavy..."
Long Junhao was very interested in him, and stuck his head out from behind Gu Chen to look at him, "Hello, I'm Long Junhao, I heard that you ate that bitch, my admiration for you is really like a surging river. Incessantly."
"Ah, it's easy to say, easy to say," the man cupped his hands and laughed evilly, "The name of Brother Long is also like thunder."
Long Junhao bowed politely, "I don't know your honorable name?"
"Under the surname, the name is proud, and the word is Xiaolan."
"It turned out to be Brother Yu, it's a pleasure to meet, fortunate to meet," Long Junhao said with a smile, "This king has a good relationship with his brother, I wonder if I can show my face and drink a glass of wine?"
"That would be disrespectful."
"Very good, very good."
Gu Chen put his hand on his forehead, "Enough of you... hello..."
Yu Ao withdrew his cynical smile, turned his eyes to him, and spread his hands, "Anyway, you have been suspicious since the first day I came here, I have nothing to hide."
"You are very calm," Gu Chen said, "What did Lei Yan ask you to do?"
"He only gave the first task, that is to find a way to sneak in to get familiar with the situation, and then observe the prince secretly," Yu Ao didn't care to tell them the truth, "Now I'm finishing it, and I'm going to wait for the second step of the plan," he said. Saying that, he smiled evilly, "Anyway, given the current situation, the person surnamed He should not go through the discharge procedures for me. I have time to wait."
Long Junhao also laughed, "That means you won't do anything to me now?"
"For the time being."
"That's good," Long Junhao was relieved, and walked over to hook up with him, "Come on, let's go drink, but before that, you have to go see that bitch first, he wants to settle accounts with you."
"Then I'll get mad at him again by the way."
"Alright, I'll be watching."
"..." Gu Chen's mouth twitched as he watched them leave, took a deep breath to calm himself, and followed slowly.
Li Xuan was very surprised that they could come in together calmly, and could not help but take a few secret glances. Long Junhao was also very surprised at the moment, no, it should be said that he was shocked, because there was a person standing in the center of the room. He was wearing a Taoist uniform, carrying a wooden sword on his back, holding a gossip, and holding this banner in the other hand, writing: Subduing the Demon Exorcism.
He opened his mouth wide, "...Chu Jian?"
Li Xuan said silently, "It should be called Chu Tianshi now."
Long Junhao's brain was still in shock, "...What's going on?"
The good young Luo Yi next to Chu Jian explained with a smile, "Because the divine doctor of Chu said yesterday that there are too many ghosts and wolves, I decided to resume the ancestral business and eliminate harm for the people." In fact, the truth is that last time Luo Yi taught Chu Jian artificial respiration. Later, the genius doctor always used this skill to help the people, so someone came up with a way to make the genius doctor of Chu change his career. It happened that there were too many bed calls and incense burners yesterday. rise.
Chu Tianshi turned his head to look at him, pinched his fingers and said, "Severe children and never grandchildren."
Luo Yi smiled and said, "It's enough to follow the Celestial Master in this life. I'm willing to break it down, and I want to break it."
Everyone silently ran down a black line, Chu Tianshi looked at the corpse on the bed again, pinched his fingers and counted, "Cut off the children and never the grandchildren."
He Tianfan roared excitedly, "Why?!"
Regardless of whether Chu Tianshi continues to count, you will also cut off your descendants, and he will cut off your descendants. After telling everyone in the room that they have cut off their descendants, Chu Daxian walked away with a banner (Chu Jian, I have to say that you are the truth to some extent. Hey)
Yu Ao pointed to himself, "...Why even me?"
"..." Long Junhao said, "...how do I know, I'm also included, okay?"
He Tianfan froze when he saw Yu Ao, "You deserve to die! I curse you!"
Only then did Yu Ao turn his eyes to him, and smiled evilly, "With you, of course I can't have children, I don't need you to remind me." You... what are you trying to do?!"
Yu Ao unbuttoned his clothes, "Of course it's to increase the relationship, everyone, there are internal conflicts in the family."
Everyone understood and walked out.
He Tianfan was even more irritated, "Don't go! Help! I'm injured now!"
Chu Daxian hasn't gone far yet. He listened to the voice inside, pinched his fingers, and said leisurely, "As soon as the scumbag meets the scumbag, you will win but there are countless people in the world..."
Everyone took a step back and looked at him in horror.
The prince was silent for a long time and then slowly concluded his speech, "This transformation was a success."
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