"This... this..." Long Junhao stared at someone in front of him, shaking with anger, he started to circle around like a trapped beast.
Someone looked at him quietly and asked innocently, "Mushroom staff, are you here to investigate again?"
Long Junhao continued to circle, finally stopped to look at him, and shouted in irritation, "Why did you change back?!"
Xiaolan brand shiitake squatted in the corner obediently and looked at him blankly, "I changed back? No, you said last time I was growing well, how could I change back?"
Long Junhao took a deep breath and circled again. A certain mushroom was aggrieved, "Do you want me to change back? It's impossible, I always grow up, the bigger I grow, how can I become smaller..."
Long Junhao turned around for a while and finally touched the top of his mushroom, squatted down in front of him, and said earnestly with a long sigh, "But Comrade Mushroom, our mushroom department is now facing an unprecedented crisis, and we urgently need your cooperation. …”
The little shiitake bit his shiitake finger and thought for a while, then nodded, "Okay, I'm very happy to contribute to the development of the shiitake mushroom industry in our country. Tell me, shiitake mushroom staff, what do you need me to do?"
Long Junhao pointed at Gu Chen beside him and smiled slowly, "It's very simple, just let him hit you, can you see..."
"..." Little Mushroom looked at Gu Chen and then at Long Junhao, and said weakly, "Mushroom staff, can I ask why?"
"...No, Comrade Mushroom," Long Junhao said sanctimoniously, "It's not that I don't want to tell you, it's because it's a state secret, and I'm not allowed to tell you. Can you understand our hardships?"
Little Shiitake bit his Shiitake finger again and thought for a while, and suddenly lowered his voice, "Is the matter so serious? It's all classified as a secret."
"..." Long Junhao nodded in appreciation, "Yes, Comrade Mushroom, you are very conscious and savvy. The construction of our mushroom department is inseparable from talents like you. Next time I have a meeting, I will respond to the leaders and try to promote you. Come up."
"Really... Really?" Little Shiitake couldn't believe that an ordinary shiitake mushroom could one day be mixed into the department. He felt that his soul was instantly sublimated, and his voice was shaking with excitement, and he stretched out the shiitake mushroom. He grabbed Long Junhao's wrist and said, "Good mushroom staff, I'm willing to make sacrifices, let alone one hit, I'm willing to hit ten times, come on!"
Long Junhao nodded, "Good comrade!" Then he silently pulled out his hand to look at Gu Chen, "Okay, it's your turn."
"...Even though it came from transmigration," Gu Chen stared at him for a while, "your adaptability is really not that strong..."
"Of course," Long Junhao raised his head proudly, "If this king wasn't smart, he would have been driven mad by those creatures. It's really crazy, really crazy."
"Xing Xing, I understand." Gu Chen Shun Mao, he knew that this person was too obsessed with the word "crazy", so he hurriedly interrupted his words, rubbing his wrists and slowly walked towards the little mushroom.
Seeing him coming, Little Mushroom shrank his Mushroom's neck subconsciously, but still didn't move. Gu Chen couldn't help asking with interest, "I know I'm going to hit you, aren't you afraid?"
Little Shiitake nodded weakly, "I'm afraid..."
"Then why don't you run?"
Little Mushroom looked at him strangely, "This comrade, you are so funny, how can I move if I am a Mushroom?"
"… "
"Hahaha..." Long Junhao covered his stomach and started to roll, and the little mushroom turned to look at him, "Mushroom staff, what's the matter with you?"
"I, I, I'm fine, you go on, go on..."
Gu Chen took a slow breath, thinking to calm down, calm down, I am more serious than a lunatic, he rubbed his wrist, thinking that I will definitely beat you to death!
He walked over slowly, raised his palms straight down, and saw that he was about to split, but at this moment he heard the door open with a "click". The three people in the room looked up and saw the cracks in the opened door. A head slowly penetrated into it - the head of a big beast.
A certain animal sneakily squeezed its head in, looked around for a week and then turned his attention to the little shiitake mushroom. After looking for a while, he asked, "...Xiao Lan?"
The little mushroom nodded obediently.
He Tianfan was obviously relieved, and slowly came in, holding a bundle of ropes in his hand, looking very excited, because the injury on his body was not yet healed, he walked relatively slowly, but the direction came straight towards the little shiitake mushroom.
Long Junhao was silent for a while and said, "Doctor He, you are about to start."
"Nonsense," He Tianfan was very excited, "I finally waited for him to change back, and of course I won't let this opportunity go!"
Long Junhao pointed to the little shiitake mushroom, "Can you handle him like this?"
He Tianfan looked in the direction he was pointing. Little Shiitake squatted in the corner and looked up at him. He looked very quiet and well-behaved. A certain animal opened its mouth and drooled all over the floor.
Long Junhao spread his hands, "Look, I know."
He Tianfan wiped his mouth abruptly, and said indifferently, "You, you, you all go out, go out, hurry up!"
Long Junhao went to see Guchen, Guchen nodded and pulled him away, whispering, "If He Tianfan can succeed, the one who wakes up will definitely be Yu Ao, if he can't, the person who interrupts him will also It's definitely Yu Ao, let's wait."
Long Junhao turned his head to look at a beast who was working, and said after a moment of silence, "I always feel that the slut will get Yu Ao out first and then get on it."
"That's better, let's wait outside for a while," Gu Chen said. "Do you want to hear the little mushroom's cry or Yu Ao's?"
Long Junhao went out with him and closed the door with a backhand, "I want to listen to the slut."
Gu Chen glanced at the closed door, "He will hate you."
"It's okay," Long Junhao spread his hands almost gracefully, "I don't want that beast to like me anyway."
"Wang... wang ye..." When the two of them were talking, they saw a little nurse running from one end of the corridor, crying until the pear blossoms were raining, I felt pity, "Wang ye, please forgive my master... He really loves you. …”
Long Junhao's head silently dropped three black lines, "What happened to your master?"
The little nurse cried, "You want to leave him, he is hanging, we can't stop him, Su Cong is still singing "The Palace of Longevity" next to him, oh... let's just set up a place there The sign says 'Maweipo' ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”
Long Junhao just remembered that he had divorced his bad wife when he was in a bad mood just now, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Gu Chen hugged him from behind and touched his head, and a certain prince said, "Then what, just say I'm joking with him, let's go."
The little nurse waited for his words and said gratefully, "The lord, if my master comes to look for you in a while, please don't say anything to irritate him..."
Long Junhao waved, "Got it."
The little nurse turned her head and ran away, but after a long time she heard a voice from far to near, "Husband~"
The corner of Long Junhao's mouth twitched as he looked at the man who was running in front of him, and reached out to pat him on the shoulder, "Come on, virtuous wife, in fact, I haven't figured out how to be a husband. What exactly do you like to be a husband?"
Comrade Shu Wen looked at him shyly and shyly, and said weakly after a long while, "Lun's family likes it everywhere... Husband will listen to what Lun's family says, and husband will go to Lun's family wherever he goes..."
"..." Long Junhao silently turned his head to look at Gu Chen, "He is better than you."
Gu Chen stretched out his hand to support his forehead, just as he was about to say something, he heard a voice coming from a distance, he was stunned and his face sank.
Long Junhao also accepted his joking demeanor, "What's wrong?"
"The sound of gunshots..." Gu Chen's voice just fell into the distance, and there was another sound one after another. He frowned, "The sound came from the back mountain."
"Hou Shan?!" Long Junhao was startled, "It's true, Tianshi Chu is still there to eliminate demons! My God... I didn't think he died... No, I have to go and see. "He turned around and ran away when he said that. It was almost righteousness, no turning back, and no fear. Gu Chen was also startled in an instant, and hurried to catch up.
The rest of the people turned pale and turned their eyes to the other person. Comrade Shuwen thought for a while, but he didn't disappoint them. He stomped his feet, "Who is Tianshi Chu? Hmph, dare to carry me behind your back. Looking for someone else is absolutely not allowed!" After saying that, he ran away.
Everyone's face is pale and the fate is chasing behind. It was a gunshot just now, is it a real gun? It must be a real gun, right? Everyone silently stretched out their hands to wipe their tears, we are really rushing to reincarnate!
And in the room just one wall away from them, a certain beast tied the poor little mushroom with a rope, and the little mushroom struggled, "You... what are you doing..."
He Tianfan tried to comfort him, "Good boy, you have to believe me that this is definitely not aimed at you, so hurry up and go to bed, let that bastard come out, I must kill him today!"
The little shiitake mushroom was tied with his hands behind his back, pulled up by the roots and threw it on the bed, and then someone was going to tie his double roots again... He was suddenly desperate, and screamed, "I'm going to die... ah... I'm going to die... pity me. I didn't make any contribution at all, woo woo woo..."
He Tianfan was frightened by his cry, and hurriedly stopped to look at him, Little Shiitake blinked his watery eyes, "I hate you," he kept repeating, "I hate you..."
He Tianfan's little heart suddenly twitched. This is his beauty. He hurriedly untied the rope and hugged him to comfort him, "Good boy, I'm joking with you, really..."
The little mushroom didn't look at him, sobbing, "I'm going to die..."
"No, no, I'm just moving you to a better place," He Tianfan patted the big bed, "touch and feel it, is it better than the previous place?"
The little shiitake sniffed, slowly reached out to touch, and nodded, "Very good..."
"That's right, darling, don't hate me, I'm doing this for your own good..." He Tianfan turned the tide.
Little Shiitake threw himself on the big bed, "I'm alive again." He rubbed against the soft pillow, suddenly feeling a little tired.
He Tianfan looked at the marks he was strangled by the rope, and pulled his wrist over and rubbed it distressedly. Little Shiitake lay on his back for a while and looked at him sideways. He Tianfan cast a charming smile, "It's okay, I'll take care of it for you. make you grow better."
"Yeah," Little Mushroom nodded, watching him rub his wrists, and suddenly smiled, "Baby, it turns out that you were still virtuous."
He Tianfan's movements stopped abruptly, and then all the hair on his body exploded, and he kicked his foot regardless of his injury, "It's you bastard!"
A certain bastard turned to one side slightly, pinched his ankles easily, put one knee between his legs, turned over and pressed it, and licked his lips playfully, "So irritable, dissatisfied with your desires?"
He Tianfan was pressed and pulled to the wound by him, and he gasped, "Get out of here for me!"
"Get off?" Yu Ao's knees pushed up dangerously again, and smiled playfully, "No way, I just want to be dissatisfied, why don't I satisfy you?"
He Tianfan scolded, "Don't fucking dream, if I want to fuck you, I will fuck you!"
"Oh?" Yu Ao responded, using force in his hands, holding the wrists of his two hands with one hand, and quickly tying his hands to the head of the bed with the other hand taking the rope on the side.
He Tianfan was even more furious, "What are you doing?!"
"Why, what are you doing?" Yu Aoxie replied with a smile, as he tore off his shirt, just as he was about to continue to move his watch came a beeping sound, he raised it to look, suddenly wrinkled He raised his eyebrows, reached out his hand to cover He Tianfan's mouth, and listened quietly for a while, then suddenly clicked his tongue, and slowly withdrew his hand.
He Tianfan obviously heard the voice outside, he was startled, "What's the matter?"
"I'm just going to see it."
He Tianfan stared at him, "Is it from Lei Yan?"
"No..." Yu Ao shook his fingers at him, then quickly tied his legs with ropes.
"..." He Tianfan went crazy, "Aren't you fucking going out?!"
"I'm going out," Yu Ao leaned over, squeezed his chin and licked his lips, and smiled, "So I'm not going to immobilize you first, and then I'll do you when I get back."
"You better fucking die outside and never come back!"
"Yo, baby, I know you can't bear me, don't do this, I'll be right back, and I won't mess with flowers and friends outside, you can rest assured."
“#￥%…”
At the same time, the assistant dean, who was a bull and a horse, was scratching the door, scratching loudly and sparks flying, "Boss, it's going to kill you, ah, you heard it, you must have heard it, the director's office is not The closest to the back mountain! You should say something!"
The large carved bed in the dean's room is beautiful, the beauty's clothes are all faded, the tenderness is in her arms, the gasping and moaning are intertwined, the intimacy and ambiguousness are constantly impacting the nerves, making people addicted every inch, like intoxicated, like crazy Crazy.
"Li... Li Xuan... You're enough..." Xiaoyu was clasped at the waist and pressed tightly into her arms, trying to fit with someone as much as possible to make it easier for him to invade. There was an unspeakable temptation. As soon as he finished speaking, he obviously found that the murder weapon buried in his body was bigger, and he couldn't help saying, "Outside..."
"It's fine outside..." Li Xuan gasped, leaned in to kiss him, his eyes were very deep, very charming, and after saying that, he hit the deepest point again, the friction brought a burst of overwhelming pleasure, and he couldn't help exhaling contentedly. Breath, breathe harder.
The voice of grief and indignation was still ringing outside the door, "It's not right for the boss to declare prostitution in the daytime, the spring night is so short and the day is high, from now on the king doesn't go to court early, you can't be a foolish king, boss..."
A certain canine creature that can only turn over on the bed obviously doesn't care about these things, he enjoyed eating his wife, and said to the outside in a succinct and rough voice, "Go, plus Gu Chen, the former special police officer of Niu X, Chu. Jian, even if the worst result is achieved, the hostess will still bear it, and they all say it's fine..."
"Then... that's fine..." The assistant was still hesitant, "In case something really happened..."
"There's something wrong... Unless I'm bankrupt, you're not allowed to come to me..." As soon as the voice fell, an uncontrollable moan sounded again, intoxicated.
"..." The assistant wiped away tears silently, silently took out a semi-automatic rifle from the dean's room, silently carried it on his shoulder, and silently turned his head and ran out.
When Long Junhao arrived, those mercenaries were fighting with some unknown team on the edge of the cliff. Master Chu took his peach wood sword and rolled up his sleeves and rushed in. Those mercenaries did not have the patience to accommodate him, so they separated into two. He grabbed his limbs and threw them out, making a "snack-snack-" sound.
One day, the teacher got up, flicked his clothes, and said solemnly, "Evil, really powerful." After that, he continued to rush.
Luo Yi couldn't even pull him, and finally he could only chase after him and yell, "Father, you are my biological father! Come back quickly! You are not killing the demon, you are rushing to reincarnation! "
Long Junhao, "..."