General Lone has been in a bad mood recently. First, someone he suddenly started to care about is still the same, and second, he is about to leave for the battlefield.
How can this be good... The solitary general is pacing back and forth in the study, that person is a thousand-dollar body, and with the grace of his body, he must not be able to go with him, but the trouble now is that the person's mind is obviously wrong, I called the doctor to see it, but there was no improvement. Let that person go back to the palace in this state... He was really worried.
So he called the little eunuch a few days ago to knock him around, for example, the favor of the sage and the queen dowager for the prince, and if they were to learn about the prince's current situation, he would be dragged down and beheaded all over the place. When the eunuch heard this, he immediately knelt down, his face pale and trembling with fright, and he couldn't stop calling for help.
The solitary general helped him up and gave a few words.
The little eunuch immediately saluted with gratitude, and returned to the palace to report to Ming Sheng. The prince and the general saw each other like old friends. Now the general is about to go on an expedition.
Today's emperor also knows what his younger brother means to the solitary general, and he has no doubts at all.
So the solitary general and the little eunuch, on the charge of bullying the king, silently stared at the only person who could save their lives - Long Xiaocai.
As long as the person can be healed, their lives will be safe.
Long Xiaotian has been leisurely for two days since he learned that he does not need to die for the time being. Yilai stretched out his hand and rushed to open his mouth, and the lone general was very kind and allowed him to leave the house. The dialogue and the scenarios are weird-
One day during breakfast, Long Xiaocai looked at the lonely general who was sitting in the chair silently, slowly rubbed over, and smiled dryly, "What, the lonely doctor... Cough, the lonely general, can I? Discuss something with you?"
General Lone was very satisfied that this person could take the initiative to talk to him, and nodded, "But it doesn't matter."
"That's it, don't you want me to accompany you to play retro style? I have no problem, I just want to ask if the scope of your game is only this room, or even the outside? Don't get me wrong. , I didn't mean to run away, and I didn't have the guts... Hehe..." Long Xiaotian thought in a shambles, carefully observed his face, and smiled in a pleasing manner, "I just thought, there are no TVs, computers, and mobile phones here. It's a bit too difficult to survive like this for the series of things. You know that my computer is better. If you don't touch it for a while, you will feel uncomfortable, so I thought, if you only play within the scope of this room, you will be fine. ...can you get me a laptop, even if I can't access the Internet, let me play minesweeper... don't you think so?"
"..." General Lone was speechless, but his hand holding the teacup was trembling slightly. First of all, he could be sure that what this person spoke was indeed human language, and secondly, he could also be sure that what this person spoke was indeed their common language, and finally he It was more certain that he could hear every word this man said clearly. But ah... why is it so hard to understand together? ! Why is this? Could it be that he didn't read enough books so he didn't understand? !
Long Xiaotian thought he was thinking, so he walked around the room with nothing to do, and finally said with emotion, "Oh, the candles lit at night have already surprised me, but I didn't expect that there would be more surprises, I said you too Too dedicated, right? The whole house doesn't even have a socket. It looks like it has wood, not bad, this room can be used for costume dramas, um, when you get me the books Pull a wiring board to the window, otherwise it will run out of electricity." He continued to ponder, and finally rubbed over to please, "Okay, how are you thinking?"
What do I need to consider... what? I do not know how? The solitary general shook his hands and put down the teacup, maintaining his facial paralysis. He has fought several battles so far, and they have all returned from victory. He has already seen life and death thoroughly. , full of children and grandchildren, he has always believed that the worst thing is that the Holy Master waved his hand and pointed the prince to him, but until today he found out that he was wrong, a big mistake!
He could be even worse!
Long Xiaocai looked at his expression, "Then what... you mean?"
What do you want General Ben to say? ! The solitary general turned his head to look at him, silent, but the grief and anger in his eyes were very clear. Long Xiaotian is still very good at observing words and expressions. He immediately knew that his books were out of play, his shoulders collapsed instantly, and he said depressedly, "Well, I see."
General Lonely's pupils trembled, what do you know? Why do you look so disappointed? What did General Ben say? You look like this... You have nothing to do with General Ben, right? Right
Long Xiaocai turned around and rubbed it again, "Okay, let's go back to the original topic, how big is your game scope? If it's not just this room, then... Then can I go out for a walk? ? It's good to bask in the sun to kill bacteria... "
General Gu took a deep breath and clenched his fist tightly. Although he didn't understand the last point, he understood the above sentence, and finally understood it! He had been on the battlefield dignifiedly, and had seen the great generals who had lived and died and killed countless people for this important discovery.
Long Xiaocai looked at his bloodshot eyes, immediately hugged his head and shrank into the corner, and stretched out his claws tremblingly to comfort him through the air, "Then what, don't be angry... don't be angry... I just ask casually, in fact, I don't go out. Okay... hehe..."
The solitary general suddenly stood up, strode over, and pulled him up.
Long Xiaotian's face turned white, "Don't... don't kill me..."
The Lone General shook his hands, pulled him to open the door, and went out. Standing in the courtyard, he patted his shoulder as kindly as possible, "Come on, we're out, you can turn around as you want," he added at the end. After saying, "I know you want to turn around." That means I understand, I understand.
Long Xiaocai's small body was almost broken by him, he hurriedly jumped aside, and said gratefully, "Thank you, you are really a good person."
The Lone General coughed and tried his best to control his emotions. He thought this was a good time to cultivate feelings.
Long Xiaocai looked around and opened his mouth, "How much do you like ancient costumes?"
"..." The solitary general couldn't understand again gorgeously.
Long Xiaocai glanced at him, then slowly turned his head and walked forward, "Speaking of which, you are very involved in the drama, obviously you have never been so paralyzed before, why don't you always consider going to Hollywood? Movies, what do you think?"
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Long Xiaocai looked at him and continued to turn silently, followed by General Lonely. Long Xiaocai wandered around, and finally came to the open space in the front hall. Looking up to the sky, he could see no high-rise buildings except a corner of the ancient building not far away. He wondered if this place was a suburb? But what happened to the ancient building in the distance
If only I could go out and take a look...
The solitary general looked at him silently, and when he saw that he was staring at the gate of the general's mansion, he called the housekeeper over and told him to open the door a little.
Long Xiaocai suddenly looked at the door with bright eyes. He hadn't seen a normal person for a long time. He intuitively thought that there would be tourists passing by outside the door, but he was wrong. Dress like this.
"..." He turned his head stiffly to look at General Gu, with a look of disbelief, "Lei Yan built an ancient city for me... ?!"
"..." General Lone also began to focus on Lei Yan.
Long Xiaocai sniffed, "What the hell is he trying to do..." He silently found a place to sit down, looking up at the blue sky in a daze.
The solitary general hesitated for a moment, walked over and sat down beside him, both of them were silent.
Long Xiaocai looked at the sky, sighed faintly after a long time, and pointed to the sky, "There isn't a single plane, so it's not an airline? In a short time, I should even forget what modern life is like, Lei. Yan is trying to get me back to nature and become a savage? Sure enough, it's perverted!"
"… "
Long Xiaocai patted his shoulder, "Forget it, you continue to have facial paralysis, I'll go back to sleep."
General Lone watched him leave silently, and called Jiading to give two orders, one was to look for a person named Lei Yan, and the other was to look for a bird called an airplane. After he gave these two orders, he turned around. Back to the study... I went to read.
But now, the solitary general and the little eunuch, who had already committed the crime of deceiving the king, silently looked at the people circling the courtyard.
"This general is going to put on his armor and go into battle tomorrow."
The little eunuch cried, "The slave will go back to the palace with the prince tomorrow."
After a long time, the two looked at each other, and the little eunuch fell to his knees with a plop, and the solitary general let out a long sigh.
On the second day, the lone general took command of the expedition, and the emperor personally sent them off.
The solitary general replied, "Go back to the emperor, my lord, he went back to the palace and said he didn't want to come to see him off..."
When I just laughed and said nothing today, I secretly thought that my younger brother was afraid of leaving and sad, so he didn't come, right? He nodded understandingly, without doubt again.
The solitary general set off, and after leaving the capital, a carriage stopped on the official road, and inside was Long Xiaotian, who was intoxicated and lethargic. At the same time, when the emperor returned to the palace, he ordered the comatose little eunuch to wake up with water and asked his younger brother where he was going.
The little eunuch burst into tears, saying that the prince had to sneak into the team and go on an expedition with the general, and the servants could not stop him.
When the emperor of Chao, Long Yan was furious, but he also knew the temper of his younger brother.
So, the two sinners who deceived the monarch once again buckled the hat of deceiving the monarch, and passed the test without any risk.
Long Xiaotian was awakened by the shock. He raised the curtain and stuck his head out to look at it. He was suddenly dumbfounded, "I... I wipe it... This is too spectacular..."
"Are you awake?" General Lone asked as he rode to the side of the carriage.
Long Xiaotian nodded blankly, but he still didn't look away from the soldier, "Are you going to fight?"
General Lonely nodded, "Yes."
"I rub it, it's too realistic..." Long Xiaotian was excited, "This is much more fun than playing games."
"..." General Lonely was used to silence.
"Hey, do you have any opponents?" Long Xiaotian continued excitedly, "Are you amazing?"
The lonely general said, "Nomads have always been fierce."
"Cut, what's the use of being fierce," Long Xiaotian murmured, "you sent someone to set fire to their grasslands, and they're doing shit? Living is a problem."
The solitary general suddenly turned to look at him with a look of surprise.
Long Xiaocai touched his nose immediately, "Look at what I'm doing, you find a windy weather, once the fire goes down, everything will be fine. If it really doesn't work, is there any other way? Have you ever played the game? I mean that kind of thing. Strategy game... Huh? Park! Hurry up and park!" He looked at something not far away and immediately called out.
The Lone General didn't know what he meant, but he still made people stop. Long Xiaotian ran over immediately, there was a small pavilion, a relatively famous pavilion in his knowledge, he remembered that he had traveled here, but ah, he remembered that the surrounding environment was obviously not like this. !
He turned his head stiffly to look at the team behind and a certain general who was riding over, and suddenly thought of a possibility, a possibility that could explain all the abnormality in the past few days... He finally had the courage to tug at his outfit—the wig, feeling When it hurts, he sniffs his nose and asks weakly, "You, you, do you think I am the prince?"
General Lonely was startled, "But do you remember?"
Long Xiaotian continued weakly, "Then... can you be more careful?"
The solitary general pondered for a while, turned over and dismounted, returned to the carriage with him, and ordered the team to continue onward, and then he explained the matter.
Long Xiaotian was dumbfounded, "Damn it, it turns out that there really is such a thing as transcendence in this world, so the real body might actually come to me, uh... I remember that I was still in a nursing home... If he said that I am the king..."
He suddenly twitched the corners of his mouth, "This is really going to be regarded as a lunatic... But Lei Yan may send someone to kill him... Oh, he is much worse than me... Hey, no, I'm the prince now, no If people dare to kill me, I can totally mess around in this world..."
Long Xiaocai thought in broken thoughts, while Lonely General was silent, reaching out and rubbing his forehead.
Long Xiaocai turned to look at him, "As you say he... Oh, I mean I liked you before, right?"
The solitary general was shocked and nodded, "Yes, I didn't care about it before, but now... I don't know what happened to me."
Long Xiaotian said, "I know what's wrong with you."
The lone general suddenly looked up at him.
Long Xiaocai patted his shoulder sympathetically, "You're a bitch... a typical bitch, hey..."
The Lone General's expression instantly froze.
Long Xiaocai looked at his expression, and suddenly raised his head, "Why, what are you doing?! I'm the prince now, you dare to touch me, I ask my brother to pull you out to find someone to rape you. Do you believe it a hundred times? Ah? Believe it or not?"
The lone general suddenly hugged his head in pain.
Long Xiaotian was satisfied, "Why is this world so swollen and beautiful? Oh hahaha... Hey, that's not right," he immediately trembled, "You, you, are you going to fight?" Really fighting, rub it, He is afraid of death!
The solitary general looked at his pale face, "I will keep you safe."
"Ghosts believe you!" Long Xiaocai suddenly shouted, "You generals, how stupid and loyal, courageous, and so on, I've watched a lot on TV, and it's uncertain who will save who then? ! What, I want to go back, I will go back to be my prince, delicious food and a few beauties, you let me go back."
Holding a few beauties... General Gu was unmoved at all, and took out a letter from his arms, "My lord, the emperor asked me to keep you safe and let you go to the battlefield to experience it. Do you want to resist the decree?"
"I... I wipe..." Long Xiaotian was angry, "The feudal society and the autocratic monarchy are the most annoying!"
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"Okay, you won't let me go back, will you?" Long Xiaocai continued to be angry, "Then I will kill you and rob you of all your military exploits! Let you go to the underworld and regret it and hit the wall!"
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