In Dongfanghong’s words: “Everyone has learned new skills and must not forget the revolutionary traditions. Everyone must use some of the past as rascal martial arts, and still carry forward it, remember that ninety-nine out of a hundred heroes are dead. Under the conspiracy and tricks, the only one left is crippled! So don’t think about being a hero, if you want to die early. You have to promote the rascal and the shamelessness. You have to remember one sentence. The most logical saying is "The cheapest man is invincible"! Everyone must work hard!
At that time, after Dongfanghong finished speaking, Shan Xiongxin and Xiong Kuohai drove directly, while Sun Kui, the nominal boss of the'Shen Wuwei', was unconscious by foaming at the mouth. But all the young master soldiers of the'Shen Wuwei', just like seeing a confidant, all yelled in excitement, uttering Dongfanghong as a god.
It is because of Dongfanghong's explanation that directly caused the birth of an invincible army of ruffians. The "Shen Wuwei" even took "the cheapest man is invincible" as the motto of the whole army. So much so that later "Shen Wuwei" has become a powerful battlefield, making everyone intimidated, but Shan Xiongxin and Xiong Kuohai dare not say that they are the first "Shen Wuwei" coaches, they really can not afford to lose this face. ! Because everyone is cursing the first batch of coaches of "Shenwuwei", if it weren't for this first batch of coaches, they wouldn't have trained such a despicable army. The two of Xiong Kuohai were really wronged! Who knows that this is a good thing Dongfanghong has done!
All the officers and soldiers of the'Shenwuwei' hadn't thought that this troop that had been instilled with'mental drugs' by Dongfanghong would usher in the first war of their lives, and the same rogue spirit would be displayed to the world at the same time. Soon everyone in the capital will appreciate the birth of a'great army'!
"Your kid is too unkind. You actually dragged my old man here to drink the northwest wind in the middle of the night. You can really respect your teacher!"'Tianji Zhenren' sat on a roof, facing the east next to him. Red said dissatisfiedly.
Dongfanghong said indifferently: "Master! What the disciple is doing now can be said to be for our'Tiantian Sect'! You always think that the disciple likes to run here without sleeping at night to guard the door for others!!"
"Tianji Zhenren" would not believe Dongfanghong's words. He picked up a jug of wine and drank and said, "Go aside, your kid's words are not credible. Tell me honestly what you want to do?"
Dongfanghong scratched his hair helplessly, and said with a grin: "Master, you already know it, the gang of'Yingtian Pavilion' wants to join forces with Li Yuan. Now we can't touch the one sent by'Yingtian Pavilion'. Li Jing, after all, if you kill the small and old one, you will jump out. This is even more troublesome. Besides, Li Jing hides in the palace all day and works as a tortoise. It is not easy to catch him! So the disciple finds them to send in contact. There should be no problem with Li Yuan's errands! Who will let'Yingtian Pavilion' do not see what he is doing now! Haha, when the time comes, I will clean up the people sent by Li Jing, let him suffer a dumb loss, and he will be happy when he thinks about it. "
The old Dao hummed, and Dongfang Hong continued: "Recently, the person sent by the disciple to monitor came back to report that someone has always come to Li Mansion in the middle of the night in the last two days, like having a secret meeting with Li Yuan. But the other party's Wugong too. Gao, the people sent by the disciple couldn’t keep up with him. So the disciple was afraid that the other person might be an expert, which would be very detrimental to our future plans! Then I asked the master to investigate and see who the other person is. It’s a good idea. It’s the best if you can win, or if you don’t, you have to let the other party suffer a little loss!"
"Huh! Don't come to this set, what a mysterious master. Your kid still wants to be a teacher. The other party is obviously the woman who is with Li Jing, she seems to be called Hongfu! Say, what do you want to play with as a little bastard? I am. I don't believe that with your current ability, even this little girl can't help it!" The old Dao put his lips together and ruthlessly exposed Dongfang Hong's old bottom.
Dongfanghong cheered and said, "Haha, I can’t hide anything from the master! This thing! Actually, it’s nothing, mainly because the disciple wants to see what tricks they play, but the disciple is worried that he can’t handle it alone, so I asked the master to help."
"Fart, you guys know how to be a teacher. Humph! What do you want to see what tricks they play? Can they escape the eyes of your little fox? Do you need to stay up late here? As a teacher, I heard that the red brush is not an ordinary Peugeot! Let's talk, is it awkward again!" The old Tao really understands his apprentice.
Dongfanghong said embarrassedly: "Where is it! Even if she is as beautiful as a god, the disciples dare not do anything! After all, she is our enemy. Besides, there are five tigresses in the disciple's house now! You always kill you! Disciple, disciples don’t dare to provoke trouble anymore!"
"Huh! You kid can't change the ****, why dare you! As a teacher, there is nothing in this world that you dare not do! The other party is our deadly enemy, but if you can take the important thing in the other's hands Characters, such as that beautiful red brush turned into ****, is it a very good thing! At least it can make the people of'Yingtian Pavilion' lose their face." Old Daoxie said with a smile .
Dongfanghong looked at the old way, with your despicable look in his eyes. The old Dao didn’t care about it, and continued drinking his wine and said, "You kid don’t look at being a teacher in this way, you little bastard is much more shameless than being a teacher! Hey, did you come here as a teacher? For this! I want to find out what the girl’s hand is stretched out, and how the movement is. Maybe I want to see what the red whisk looks like. I want my teacher to help you as a thug. Do you think you are more despicable and shameless. But. The teacher likes it, as long as it can make'Yingtian Pavilion' embarrassing, the teacher is happy to do it. Hahahaha... The teacher firmly supports you in taking down this red brush."
Dongfanghong was so angry when he listened to what the old way said! 'What kind of master is this! Actually instigated his apprentice to rob sex, my God! Too much to my appetite! But just being a thug seems to be a bit wronged! If you can help me give Hongfu to that, hehe, it would be a good deal.'
Dongfanghong smiled and grabbed the jug in the hands of the old Dao and took a sip and said, "Master! This can be said that you instigated the disciple to do it! If this happens in the future, the young ladies in the disciple's family will ask the disciple to settle the account. , The apprentice can’t help me! I have to give your old man out to fight thunder! Don’t blame the apprentice for being kind!”
When I heard Dongfanghong say this, I was anxious to think about the elders in Dongfanghong's family looking forward to making trouble for themselves. The old Dao made a cold sweat all over, and quickly objected: "What! You bastard doesn't respect the teacher!" This is obviously your own idea, how can you rely on it as a teacher?"
With a helpless expression on Dongfang Hong’s face, he said, "Then I can’t control it. My apprentice never said these things. This is what you always say, the master and apprentice. As the saying goes, the master and apprentice are like father and son, and the master always speaks. Be a disciple. Of course you have to listen to it! I am the best respect for the teacher!"
Dongfanghong's heart was overwhelmed for a long time, and he didn't expect that the old Dao would jump in automatically before he could dig the hole. If Hongfu is really handled in the future, Dongfanghong will have the best excuse for the big beauties in the family, but the master asked it to do it. I just want to mourn for my master!
Staring straight at Dongfang Hong old-fashioned, he grabbed the flask in Dongfang Hong's hand and poured it out. Dongfanghong smiled and looked at the mad old Taoist, and continued jokingly: "Master! Now that things are settled, the disciple feels that it is impossible for you to continue to suffer from here and work hard. Or you are old. Let's go back first! The disciple here can do it alone!"
Old Tao is angry when he hears this! 'Sentiment, this kid dragged himself here today, he was premeditated long ago! I'm afraid I've long thought about how to set myself off! So that after he got Hong Fu, someone could throw thunder for this little bunny. ******, I know that this kid is more slippery than a ghost, so why not be careful? I have nothing to do to dig pits and bury myself, I am really confused! "Tianji Zhenren" really depressed home.
With the idea of not letting this kid get his wish, Lao Dao said to Dongfang Hong: "Since you are here, wait a while! The body of a teacher is not so old that you can't bear this bit of suffering. Besides, you are the most proud of being a teacher. My disciple! How can the teacher watch you walking down an evil path! So you have to be optimistic about you as a teacher! Don't let you do things that are insulting to the teacher."
Now that he is depressed, Dongfanghong is red, so the old saying is obviously a good thing to destroy him! Dongfanghong stared angrily at the old way. Looking at Dongfanghong's current expression, the old way was very happy and drank the small wine and said: "Small, dare to take the master to start the soup, haha, now you know that Jiang is still spicy! Haha! Haha..."
"Count you ruthless, huh! Let's just wait and see. This black pot master, you're sure of it!" Dongfang Hong said fiercely.
The old man looked at Dongfang Hong with a smile, as if he was saying,'Okay! Let's see who laughs last. "Tianji Zhenren" drinking wine, patted Dongfanghong on the shoulder and said, "Boy, don't be born in the blessing and not knowing the blessing! The five beauties in the family are all superb! And according to the observation of the teacher , That Feng Yuan is naturally charming, and Yuyao and the'Tianxiang Princess' are even more powerful bed stunners. Just one of them is not something that ordinary men can handle. By then, your kid will know theirs. That’s amazing! It’s a lucky one for a person to get one in his life! Your kid has drawn five at once, and you still want to play wild food without knowing enough. You can’t stand it even as a teacher. Tell me about you. I’m really sick if I don’t spend time with my wife at home, and come here to drink Xibeifeng."
Dongfanghong listened to the old words, and said depressed: "Do you think the apprentices are willing to come here without problems! I don't know how to make the beauties feel comfortable! I don't know what those big beauties are doing? It's almost a month, they They didn’t even bother me. Several people were muttering, writing, and painting together all day, as if they were doing something, but they didn’t let me know. The disciples would be driven away by them as long as they wanted to come close and have a look. But I haven't been comforted by the beauty for almost a month! That's why I thought of the beauty of'Yingtian Pavilion'!"
The old man glanced at Dongfang Hong disdainfully, saying,'You are simply a standard pervert. You can't stand it without a woman for only a month, and come out for wild food. 'Dongfanghong has a thick skin and doesn't care at all. But Dongfang Hong's mind turned, as if thinking of something, his trademark **** gaze appeared in his eyes again.
"That's right! Just now, the master said that Feng Yuan and the others are... In... In that respect, their fighting power is super strong. Isn't it true?"
"Have you ever lied to you as a teacher?"
"I've seen it. And it's the most painful experience, oooo... I was not careful with my teacher! I was tricked into the Jidao organization by my own master! Uoooooo... Pity me, a good young man, but became an accomplice of the Jidao organization. I It's really wrong! You always talk about it, is it so miserable to deceive the apprentice!" Dongfanghong wiped his eyes pretentiously.
The old Dao was almost mad at Dongfang Hong's words, and he didn't know what to say when he pointed at Dongfang Hong. Dongfanghong reluctantly continued to complain, "Master now, you are even more annoying! If you want the apprentice to die, the master just speaks! But he just wanted to let the disciple die on the belly of a woman. Uuuuu... I'm going to be the first A hapless guy who died on the belly of a beautiful lady! I am so pitiful!
"When did I want you to die? How could you still die... die on... that... that?"
Dongfanghong said aggrievedly: "Did you always say that Feng Yuan and the others are super combative! Normal men can't stand it at all. You clearly noticed it, but didn't tell the disciples, and were still fanning the flames. Isn't this intentional? Isn’t this trying to kill the disciples! Oh... I’m so pitiful!"
"Shut up! Your kid is really mad at me! Is your kid an ordinary person? Not to mention the power of the'Songyang Magic Technique' taught to you by your teacher is infinite, even if your kid doesn't know this skill, it depends on you.' "Heavenly evil blood light" is not something Feng Yuan and the other girls can deal with. Even if there are more beauties with their physique, you little bastard can still do well." The old Dao said angrily, Dongfang Hong actually dare to look down upon it. The kung fu he teaches, isn't it just for fun
Hearing what the old Tao said, Dongfang Hong's eyes showed a sly look, but the old Tao had no idea in his anger. If he saw it, it is estimated that he would not say the following words to death.
Dongfanghong said in a disbelieving tone: "Huh! Master, don't want to lie to your apprentice anymore! My disciple knows what a natural beauty is. Once this kind of beauty is emotional, it can almost suck a cow into beef jerky. . Plus the "battle chicken" of the two "hens", my God! I'm afraid the gods can't hold it! Master! You have completely pushed your apprentice into the fire pit! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... The price is higher, and if it’s a small matter, both can be thrown away."
The old Taoist said disdainfully: "Okay! You guys had better throw them away. I don't know how many pure girls will fall into the clutches! If you want to be a monk, you really know a few high monks as a teacher, for The teacher will introduce to you!"
Dongfanghong is so angry! But he still had plans, so he pretended to be painful and said, "Master! You are so inhuman! I am afraid that the disciple will not be able to complete the task assigned by the master! You always know that the disciple can't pull his leg when he sees a beautiful woman. If you really want to be a monk, you don’t want the life of the disciple! I’m afraid that the disciple will die sooner then, it’s better to die on the belly of a few great beauties! Uuuu... I will have a good time when I am dying."
Lao Dao was almost dizzy by Dongfang Hongqi, so without thinking, he said, "I told you this asshole as a teacher. Your strength is more than enough to handle so few. Even if you have three or four more naturally charming girls. , You can still settle it. If you don’t believe me, you can find a few more to try, then you will...know...for...teacher..."
"Haha, thank you, master, for taking care of the apprentice! The disciple must respect his master's orders and find a few more wives in the future. Master, don't forget what you said today! You still have to carry this thunder!" Dongfang Hongyi An expression of conspiracy on his face. He smiled and looked at the old way.
When the old Taoist talked to the end just now, he had already found himself fooled again! Now Dongfanghong said this again, "Tianji Zhenren" can't wait to give him two mouths.
'I knew that this little fox would not let him go, so he hadn't gotten into the sleeve. If you talk too much, you will lose! Today, I arrived home with the old-fashioned approach, and was completely calculated by my apprentice! Ugh... It should be the old-fashioned me crying! I unexpectedly discovered that since accepting this disciple, it seems that the people who are being yin are all myself! God! I have lived for seventy-five years, but I realized that I really failed to be a human being. I... I... I can't afford to provoke or hide it! You little bastard, drink from here by yourself! I can't leave yet, and seeing nothing is quiet. 'Thinking of this,'Tianji Zhenren' stood up angrily, and flew towards the roof of the distant house.
Dongfanghong watched that the old Dao was about to leave, and continued to attack: "Hey! Master leaving? Do you always supervise the disciples? If you leave the master, if the disciples do anything to insult the master, you can't do anything. Alright!"
'Tianji Zhenren' was already standing on the roof 20 meters away from Dongfanghong. Hearing Dongfanghong's condensed Qi condensing sound in his ears, the old Daoqi almost did not fall from the roof.
Dongfanghong looked at the old Taoist going away and said to himself with a smile: "Oh! I didn't expect the master's martial arts to regress, and almost fell from such a short distance." If the old Tao heard it, it is estimated that Dongfanghong will be angry. He vomited blood and died.
Not long after the'Tianji Zhenren' left, a red figure rushed into the compound of Li Yuan's Official Book Mansion.