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Chapter 5: Miscellaneous

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'Time, you want it to pass more slowly! It makes you feel so fast. Do you think it will pass quickly! It makes you feel like a nest cow crawling. 'Li Qiang thought with emotion. The reason why he feels this way is because it has been three years since he was reincarnated and reborn in the blink of an eye, but in these three years Li Qiang can be said to have accomplished nothing, and he has been in a daze. And there are three things that depress him the most.

The first depressing thing: three years have passed, and his Li Qiang has now been recognized by everyone as a complete idiot!

Since he was born and the doctor diagnosed that Li Qiang was an idiot, Dongfang Lunde has asked famous doctors from all over the country to see Li Qiang for the past three years. Even the second uncle of Dongfang Lunde, who was the current lieutenant in the capital, had even invited the imperial doctor. As a result, everyone's diagnosis was basically the same. Anyway, Li Qiang was an incurable idiot.

Of course Li Qiang knew that he could not be an idiot like what they were talking about, because he was always able to think and always had his own consciousness! The problem is that he knows that but he can't express it, because he just can't control his body, and the body doesn't listen to his movements at all.

Li Qiang also tried everything in these three years, but they all ended in failure. In the first year, Li Qiang was puzzled and thought,'It is said that after entering this new body, his so strong mental consciousness should completely destroy the little mental power in this body that has not formed at all! I have checked it carefully, and indeed there is no scum left! That shouldn't be the problem here. 'Li Qiang denied a possibility. In the end, he concluded that his consciousness could not adapt to his current body, which is why this situation occurred.

Now that three years have passed, it stands to reason that Li Qiang's body should be combined with consciousness very well, but he still can't control his body. Now his body can only do some instinctive things, such as eating and drinking Lazard. These Li Qiangs are not as good as other idiots. Other idiots know how to cry at least when they are hungry, and know how uncomfortable when they are in a hurry! But Li Qiang didn't even respond to this, his hungry stomach was exhausted, he couldn't even hum, he just waited for someone to feed him. Not to mention Lazar, who has been wearing a diaper when he was three years old! It's not that he doesn't want to cry, it's that he can't even control his voice.

Three years later, Li Qiang was still a little scared. He now fully feels that he and this body are completely a whole, and he feels the same as everyone else in his previous life. In other words, there is no mismatch between hardware and software! But there is still a problem with the inability to direct the body.

Li Qiang can also feel all kinds of reactions and stimuli to the body, that is, all movements inside the body. The body's external senses can also be transmitted to the brain, but whenever Li Qiang gives instructions to these, the brain cannot function. All the mental lines and all the organizational structures are all dead, and even the movement of blinking an eyelid can't be conveyed. Now Li Qiang can only receive all the information, but cannot transmit it.

Now Li Qiang was dumbfounded, and said depressedly, "God thief! Are you kidding me! It's hard for me to live again, but it makes me a fool who understands everything, so you might as well let me die! But now, I just want to stop myself and I don’t have that ability. It’s painful! God, if you really want to take care of me, you can just kill me with a thunder! 'But this seems unlikely, because don't think he is an idiot in everyone's eyes, but the family treats him like a baby, so how can he be struck by lightning outside! Although Li Qiang didn't respond, even the maids still liked to tease him. Who made his childcare body so cute!

After repeated experiments, Li Qiang finally gave up his heart. He summarized to himself that his consciousness and spirit must be imprisoned. I am afraid that he will never be able to break through this imprisonment, so in this life he will be honest. Idiot! '.

The first thing made Li Qiang depressed and wanted to commit suicide, and the second thing made him want to hit the wall in pain.

The second depressing thing: that is that Li Qiang didn't even know when and where he was in three years? He only knew two things, one was that he had returned to the ancient times; the other was that he was entrusted with a family of officials.

This is also known from the clothes and words of the people around him, and Li Qiang feels that he is still a long way back to the era, because from the perspective of clothing, it is definitely before the Song Dynasty. Regarding the fact that he actually went to ancient times, Li Qiang was not so panicked and confused as the protagonists in some of the overhead history books he had read. Because in his opinion, since he was walking through the'time and space tunnel', then he might come to any time period, but this time he ran the wrong door and returned to ancient times.

Although Li Qiang didn't panic about his return to ancient times, his eyes were dark as to which dynasty and place he had returned to in ancient times! Think about it as a three-year-old child, even if it is normal, no one will tell him these things! Besides, Li Qiang is a recognized idiot! So in three years, no one told him about the dynasty and location, and no one took a book in front of him for him to read.

This pain in Li Qiang's heart! 'Oh my god! You let me be an idiot, I admit it, but you have to make me a clear idiot no matter what! Now I am just a foolish idiot. I haven't figured out where I am for three years? Why am I so unlucky! The guys in those novels are all clear when they get there! How come it's my turn to have a demon moth! '.

He also learned from the words of the people around him about his childbirth in the official house. Gu Li Qiang understands that his current father is still not a small official! He hasn't figured out what the official is. Anyway, it is a very big official.

When he first knew this, Li Qiangle didn't sleep well all night. 'Hahaha···Now I, Li Qiang, is also a child of senior cadres! You can also have the wind and the wind or the rain and the rain! You can be a dude comfortably! God is not too thin for me! 'But he didn't feel happy for a day, so he yelled more and more angrily' God thief! Yours is nothing too much, let me run into such a family reincarnation, but let me be an idiot. Didn’t you tell me to hold a golden rice bowl and beg for food? How can I offend you! You fucking treat me like that, I'm in pain! God thief! Hurry up and strike me with lightning, I don't want to be reincarnated anymore! '.

Although Li Qiang was in pain because of this incident, he was not as dizzy as the third thing that made him most dizzy. Because I don’t know that I can watch and listen slowly, there is always a day to figure it out. But the third thing that made him depressed home, but it happened every day or even every moment, and it won't change in the future, this doesn't come now.

"Hong'er is here to eat! Mom personally feeds you, are you happy?" Talking about the beautiful middle-aged woman Xue Bilian, the current mother of Li Qiang came over. Everyone knows the third thing that made Li Qiang depressed home! Not bad is Li Qiang's current name.

The third depressing thing: Dongfang Lund actually gave Li Qiang a "good" name that made Li Qiang dizzy for a few days ~ Dongfanghong!

When Li Qiang heard the current father say to him for the first time: "San Lang! I gave you a very good name for my father, Dong Fang Hong! Do you like it? Madam, does Saburo still seem very happy!"

"Yes! Saburo is very happy! Mom will call Saburo Hong'er from now on!"

'happy? Damn! I am happy. Dongfanghong! The sun is rising! Cheap dad! You seem to be a learned person too! How can you take out such a shit name? 'Li Qiang is depressed! But after hearing his mother's "Hong'er", Li Qiang was completely dizzy!

"Master, look at Hong'er when he heard his concubine calling him so, he seems to be really happy!" Madam Xue said happily. But how did she think that her son had already fainted when the word "Hong'er" was exited!

Since then, Li Qiang's current name has been called up and down at home. His mother always speaks "Hong'er, Hong'er", "Hong'er" is my mother's patent, and others can't call it. Li Qiang finally feels lucky, otherwise everyone would call him "Hong'er" to make him angry. dead.

And Li Qiang now has a sister who is fourteen years older than him and a brother who is nine years older than him. The older sister is really beautiful, and she has inherited all of his mother's genes, and his brother is gentle and anxious. For Dad, they should be called Li Qiang's'third brother', but they just call him'red brother', Li Qiang is depressed after hearing this! Some of those underlings called him "Three Young Masters, Little Young Masters", but the maids who served him called him "Red Young Masters". Li Qiang, who listened to him every day, had a headache.

When Li Qiang asked Dongfang Lunde why he named him such a name many years later, Dongfang Lunde told him that because the house used to be red when he was born, he took the scarlet letter as his name!

Regardless of whether Li Qiang has an opinion or not, he has to accept the name given by his father. So from now on, our protagonist will be renamed ~ Dongfanghong from Li Qiang!

"Bang Dang" Dongfang Hong stretched herself out of the bed on which she was sitting, and once again slammed her head on the footboard in front of the bed. 'What happened today? This was the third time I fell out of bed in a daze. Whoops! My head! You should be a Buddha soon! Isn't it the young master, what's going to happen to me? 'Dongfanghong thought angrily in her painful heart.

"Oh! Why did Young Master Hong fall off the bed again." He said that a long and very delicate girl of sixteen or seventeen picked up Dongfang Hong, put him on the bed again, and put him inside. "Young Master Hong, don't be naughty anymore! You can see three big bags on your head. What can I say when my wife sees Chunlan!" Chunlan was sent by Dongfang Hong's mother to take care of him. Besides her, there are Xia He, Qiu Ju and Dong Mei. Among them, Dongmei is already twenty, and Chunlan is only sixteen. Today is Chunlan taking care of Dongfanghong.

Dongfanghong looked at the girl and said, "I do! God knows what happened today? The head actually got stronger against the ground. 'The girl opposite was carefully wiping his face with her handkerchief, and blowing into the three big bags from time to time and said: "Young Master Hong still hurts? It's all my sister, so don't be angry!"

Dongfanghong couldn't help but enjoy it,'Oh! Why didn't you have such a good girl in your previous life? It's on the stall in this life, but now he's actually a fool and can't do anything. Really depressed to death! I remember in a novel that the most painful thing in the world is: I have a cigarette in my mouth and a lighter in my hand, but I can’t even catch the fire. I fully feel that taste now.'

"San Lang, I brought you a good doctor for my father. He will definitely cure your illness!" Dongfang Lund, Dongfanghong's father, walked in with him.

'Here again, please dad, you are a master! What kind of doctors did you hire! After tossing me to death for a long time, it turned out to be like a bear, so it's better to die! 'Dongfanghong complained in his heart.

At this moment Dongfang Lunde had already arrived at the bedside with the person, and saw Dongfang Lunde politely said to the person: "Brother can do it, you can help me show it! It can be cured, but if it doesn't work, the little brother will never complain. Brother’s. After all, this child basically has a rash."

"Haha···brother! Don’t you see the poor way! You are discouraged! This is not like your Dongfang brother’s style!"

'Old-fashioned! Why this time Dad even invited a Taoist priest, is he going to ward off evil spirits for me? No! Wouldn't that have to fix me to death! It’s not uncommon for things like this in previous lives! 'Dongfanghong looked up at the Taoist priest in fright, she really didn't know it, she had to flee at first sight!

I saw that the Taoist priest was more than sixty years old, and he wore a gray robe, but his washes turned white. I don't know how many years he has worn it? Holding a handful of Fuchen in his hand, but it's almost hairless! Look at the long one, it's really unique! The head is triangular and can be wide at the top and bottom; the two broom eyebrows are already black and white; the small eyes with the size of mung beans are actually yellow; the red garlic nose with a big mouth is a perfect match, on the lips and chin There were sparse white beards hanging down to his chest; the bald, pointed forehead was brighter, and a few strands of white hair were pinned by a tender branch.

Dongfanghong felt that the more he watched it, the more he felt that this old way was almost the same as the demon way he had seen in TV dramas in his previous life. 'How can Dad know such a person! Also known as brother. Dad won't really hand me over to this old miscellaneous hairy, will he? Then I will be miserable! At first glance, this old miscellaneous fur is not a good person! Help! Mom, come and save me! I'm going to be killed by the old man! 'Dongfanghong was crying for help in her heart, but who would care about him! This veteran miscellaneous hairy man has stretched his hands towards Dongfanghong with a smile!

'Wow! Don't laugh at me! Your laughter is uglier than crying, and it makes me feel uncomfortable. No wonder I fell to the ground today! It turned out that God reminded me to hide in bed! He has foreseen that I will be abused! Woo...Why don't I hide! It's dead, this time it's dead! Dad, you can't help but die! 'Dongfanghong looked at Miscellaneous Mao Dadao and became more and more afraid.

"Hahaha. Little dear! Come and let Daoye take a good look at you." Said that the old Dao had pinched Dongfanghong's armpits and picked him up.

Seeing Dongfang Hong's expression on Miscellaneous Old Man, Dongfang Hong could not help but think of'Grandma Wolf'. Dongfanghong realized that his piece of meat was about to fall into the mouth of Grandma Wolf.