Gu Lu felt like a big villain in a sci-fi movie, a scientific research madman, who would do anything to achieve his goals, but he couldn't help but want to study the real Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Every piece of Lin piece on Mungo's body seems to say: Come and study me!
As long as Gu Lu starts to engage in scientific research, it is a ruthless research machine. He took high-definition photos of every part of the Tyrannosaurus Rex in front of him.
The structure, texture and direction of the Tyrannosaurus rex, the touch and sensitivity of various parts of the Tyrannosaurus' body, whether the Tyrannosaurus's body temperature is constant, and the changes in body temperature over time, etc.
Use the "perspective instrument" to observe the tissue structure of the subcutaneous muscles of the Tyrannosaurus rex, the number and structure of bones in each body part, how many Mungo teeth there are, the length, diameter, and crown length of each tooth, etc. well documented.
Because of the need to measure the innermost mouth, the elevator could only stay outside Mongo's mouth. Gu Lu walked in without the slightest hesitation and worked hard in Mongo's huge mouth.
Of course Gu Lu knew that any restraint could not restrain a real Tyrannosaurus rex, let alone a huge Tyrannosaurus rex like Mongo. If Mongo wanted to eat him, he only needed to take a breath to suck him up. in stomach.
But he wasn't afraid at all, he didn't know why, he was very firm, no matter what the circumstances, this Tyrannosaurus Rex would not hurt him.
Mungo's throat was too big, like the entrance to the underworld. It was still dark under the light of the searchlight. It was slippery because of the mucus in his mouth. Gu Lu tied the safety rope around his waist, otherwise it would be easy to slip on his own. into Mungo's belly.
The Tyrannosaurus Rex's breath is very heavy, and it is like a hurricane to humans. Gu Lu was blown by the gas exhaled by Mongo and even a little unsteady.
Because Meng Ge hardly ever used the body of a Tyrannosaurus rex to eat since he came to the human world, the dozen cows he ate that time had already digested it, and the air he exhaled was not smelly. use.
In human research, the mouth of Tyrannosaurus Rex must be very smelly, and the saliva of Tyrannosaurus Rex is poisonous, which is a common problem of large carnivores.
Gu Lu found that Mungo's mouth was not stinky, and the saliva was not poisonous, but the bacterial content was indeed seriously exceeding the standard.
But Mungo's situation is very special. His Tyrannosaurus Rex body did not eat. Gu Lu must record this major premise.
On the premise of not harming Meng Ge's body, Gu Lu used a lot of equipment on Meng Ge's body.
Mungo often wanted to howl because of the contact between these instruments and Gu Lu. Of course, it wasn't because of pain. Gulu's research on him didn't have any pain, but it was more difficult to endure, but he couldn't howl. He was afraid to frighten Gollum.
Gu Lu used the intranet of the World Paleontology Union to inquire about the data of all the Tyrannosaurus rex discovered so far. Even the largest Tyrannosaurus rex fossil is still far away from Mungo, who is twice the size of the largest Tyrannosaurus discovered by humans.
Mungo's body is really too big, and Gulu has only studied the fur for a whole night. They all have to rest after long hours of high-intensity work.
Gu Lu knew that there was still a lot of time to study Mungo in the future, so don't worry.
It is now 5:30 in the morning, and Gu Lu has loosened all the restraints of Mungo. He also got off the elevator, cleaned up the scene, and hid all the measurement data and photos.
Gu Lu was full of Mungo's saliva. He was so excited that he wanted to hug Mongo, but he finally gave up and just said, "Mongo, thank you, take a rest on the cot next to you, I'll clean up here, We'll go back to sleep."
Mungo: "Gulu, I'm not tired, I'm not sleepy, you are busy with yours, don't worry about me."
After Gu Lu packed up everything, it was already six o'clock. He changed into clean clothes, and put the dirty clothes in his pockets and took them back to wash.
Not long after they returned to Gulu's dormitory, the doorbell rang.
At 6:30 every day, the cafeteria will bring them breakfast on time. Originally, the school cafeteria did not have a meal delivery business, but Mungo ate too much. This is their big customer. Of course, it must be well maintained. OK.
Gu Lu mainly didn't want Meng Ge to be "surrounded" by so many classmates and teachers while eating in the cafeteria. Although it wasn't considered a bystander, the quality of the classmates and teachers was very high. I couldn't help but take a look.
Mungo's eating is very civilized now, at least he will no longer get a mouth full of oil, and he no longer looks like a mentally retarded, but eating too much will still attract the attention of other teachers and students.
The cafeteria needs to send two people to deliver meals to Meng Ge and Gu Lu every day. One person carries a bucket of porridge and a bucket of steamed buns, and the other person carries a dozen roasted chickens or a whole roasted suckling pig and roasted whole lamb.
Gu Lu paid the cafeteria a monthly fee, and directly called the cafeteria 100,000 yuan, and everything he ate every day was deducted from it.
After the canteen master put down a large amount of food, he simply said a few words and left.
After the cafeteria master left, Mongo sent a WeChat message to the cafeteria owner: "Boss, there is no need to deliver it at noon and evening today. I have learned to cook. I want to cook for Professor Gu today."
Mungo and smart, but learned Pinyin typing in a few days.
The boss replied: "Okay, I received it. It's a blessing for Professor Gu to meet you. Professor Gu is too tired to do scientific research and class. You should take care of him a little more."
Mungo replied: "Okay, I will."
Gu Lu's popularity is very good, even if he never maintains interpersonal relationships, he is as indifferent to fame and fortune as Grandpa Gu, likes a simple life, and dislikes complicated worldly knowledge, but he is polite and sincere to anyone.
All the teachers and students in the school like him. The cafeteria owner, auntie, and master also like him very much. Even the security guards like him.
It's just that everyone likes him and won't show it very clearly. They just pay attention to him silently and treat him silently, because they all know that Professor Gu doesn't like too warm interpersonal relationships.
The cafeteria owner was originally unwilling to accept Gu Lu's 100,000 meal order fee, and asked Gu Lu to settle the bill at the end of each month. Gu Lu insisted on giving it, and he accepted it. The meals he provided to Gu Lu and Meng Ge alone were only counted. cost price.
Professor Gu never takes advantage of others, and tries his best to avoid owed favors. The cafeteria owner knows that, but he dares not let Professor Gu know that he only calculates the cost price.
Gu Lu and Meng Ge had breakfast first. The canteen prepared a roasted whole lamb for Meng Ge as the main dish today, and Meng Ge also ate it all.
Then the two went to take a shower together and lay down on the bed to sleep.
Because it was only a one-bedroom, one-bedroom house, Meng Ge and Gu Lu both slept on the same bed during this time, but this bed was a large double bed and was not crowded at all.
Single teachers are all assigned single apartments, and only married teachers are family rooms with two bedrooms and one living room or three bedrooms and one living room. The head of the department knows that Gu Lu has Mongo and wants to apply for a two-bedroom, one-bedroom house for Gu Lu. , was rejected by Gu Lu.
Gu Lu doesn't like to be special. On the other hand, although he doesn't want to admit it, he has to admit that he likes to sleep in the same bed with Mungo.
If there is a house with two bedrooms and one living room, there is no fair reason to sleep with Mongo.
Mongo secretly bought ingredients for lunch on his mobile phone and chose to deliver it at 12 o'clock. He wanted to give Gu Lu a surprise.
It's been quite tiring outside these days, and Mungo fell asleep when he touched the bed.
However, Gu Lu couldn't fall asleep. He and Mongo were covered with separate quilts. The air conditioner was turned on to a very comfortable temperature. He looked at Mongo and swallowed saliva unconsciously.
Meng Ge's breathing was very steady, which proved that he had fallen asleep. Gu Lu moved to Meng Ge's face, looked closely, and touched Meng Ge's face from time to time.
Gu Lu: I seem to have become a "beast called". I can't think of this to my assistant... But I can't blame me. Mungo's appearance is too much in line with my aesthetic. Humans are also animals, the most primitive. The instinct, ability, desire and desire are beyond my control.
I don't know how long it took, and after staying up all night, Gu Lu fell asleep while watching.
Mungo didn't set the alarm clock, and there was no alarm clock in the age of dinosaurs. He could wake up whenever he wanted.
He looked at the time, eleven fifty, the time was just right.
Gu Lu had already slept very close to Meng Ge, and his well-proportioned breath was gently sprayed on Meng Ge's neck, which was a little itchy.
Mongo couldn't help but gently dropped a kiss on Gu Lu's forehead. In fact, during this time, Mongo often kissed Gu Lu secretly when he couldn't sleep at night. In his heart, Gu Lu had already been His dragon, he can kiss him whenever he wants.
But he was afraid that Gu Lu would get angry, so he could only kiss him secretly.
After walking out of the room, Mungo gently closed the bedroom door.
The person who delivered the ingredients rang the doorbell on time, and after Mungo took the ingredients, he got into the kitchen and got busy.
Mungo had learned to use all the modern equipment in the house with Gulu before. He did not cook, but he could learn from the video, and he had started researching some time ago.
Around 1:30, Gu Lu's alarm clock rang, his stomach grumbled twice, he was hungry, and he smelled the food outside. can do it.
Meng Ge already knew how to order takeout, but Gu Lu thought it was because Meng Ge was tired of eating the food in the cafeteria and ordered takeout, but no matter how good the takeout was, it seemed that it was difficult to have this fragrance. It was the taste of home.
Gu Lu walked to the kitchen with doubts. Meng Ge was pouring soup in a flower apron, like a good man at home.
Mungo turned back and said, "Gulu, you are awake, and the meal will be ready soon."
Gu Lu's eyes were a little wet for a moment, Mongo is a Tyrannosaurus rex, has Tyrannosaurus learned to cook!
Mungo brought the same food to the table, of course Gu Lu was not idle, helping to serve the rice and soup.
Although they are all home-cooked dishes, they are very rich, such as winter melon ball soup, steamed hairy crab, cola chicken wings, sweet and sour pork ribs, steamed pork, three salt and pepper chicken, ginger duck, salt-baked shrimp, Buddha jumps over the wall, braised lion head, tomato brisket, potatoes Roasted pork, fried pork with cucumber, fried pork with king oyster mushrooms, shredded cabbage, three fresh vegetables, fried vegetables.
Gu Lu looked at the large table of dishes, and the whole person was still a little bit lost.
Mungo was very nervous. He looked at Gulu expectantly and said, "It's the first time I made it, and I don't know if it's delicious. If it's not delicious, don't be angry. I won't waste it. I'll finish it all."
Although he has not been in the human world for a long time, Mungo also knows that human beings advocate the idea of not wasting, and the earth's resources are limited.
Gu Lu immediately started to move his chopsticks and tried all kinds of dishes, all of which were very delicious. He couldn't believe that there were people in this world with such talent for cooking. This person was only a Tyrannosaurus rex!
Mungo asked nervously: "How is it? Can I still eat it?"
Gu Lu said excitedly: "It's so delicious! It's so delicious, Mongo, what kind of fairy Tyrannosaurus rex are you!"
Mungo's eyes suddenly brightened like stars.
Gu Lu ate the food in big mouthfuls. In his heart, Lao Gu's cooking was the best food in the world, and now Mungo and Lao Gu are on a par.
Mungo watched Gulu eat happily, and he also ate happily.
Gu Lu ate three bowls of rice and two bowls of soup with these dishes. He burped and said, "Mongo, I think I might be raised as a pig by you."
Mungo bubbled happily: "I like everything you become."
Gu Lu: ... Meng Ge's earthy love story is here again, and I'm actually a little moved!
There was still class at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and it took Gu Lu almost an hour to eat. These meals were so delicious that Gu Lu hurriedly went to prepare things for class.
Mungo had already prepared everything for Gu Lu for the afternoon class. He packed it all in Gulu's computer bag and handed it to him, saying, "I've prepared it for you."
Gu Lu said as he changed his clothes: "Mongo, the dishes are here. I'll clean up after class. You've already worked hard to cook. Wash the dishes. I'll do it. I like to wash the dishes."
Mungo nodded and said that he had sent Gulu to the door, and arranged the collar of his white shirt for Gu Lu.
Gu Lu was a little dazed. He seemed to think that he and Meng Ge had been married for many years as "old husband and wife", and their love was still the same.
Mungo stood at the door and watched Gulu go downstairs and said, "Come back early, and I'll cook something delicious for you at night."
Gu Lu nodded and ran downstairs.
Mungo went back to continue eating. His appetite was too large, and the ones he ate with Gulu just couldn't feed him at all.
After eating all the food made at noon, Mungo slowly began to clean up the dishes, clean the room, and do the laundry. He likes to do these housework.
When Gu Lu came back in the afternoon, it was already 5:30. As soon as he opened the door, he could smell the aroma of the food. The house was spotlessly cleaned, and the clothes and sheets were washed.
The setting sun shone on the big man in the apron who was busy in the kitchen, Gu Lu suddenly thought, he must be very happy to live with Mungo for the rest of his life like this.
Mongo said while cooking: "Gulu, you're hungry, you'll be fine soon."
Gu Lu wanted to help, but he didn't know where to start. He didn't cook much, and Lao Gu never let him do it.
Mungo: "Don't help, you go and have a rest."
Gu Lu said distressedly: "Mongo, you are not tired. You do so many things in a day, don't you tell me to wait for me to come back to wash the dishes?"
Mungo: "I'm idle anyway, Gulu, our Tyrannosaurus Rex has a lot of energy. If I don't do things to consume my energy, I'll be very uncomfortable."
Gu Lu: What kind of treasure did I find the fairy Tyrannosaurus rex!
Mungo: "Gulu, human life is also very good. You do scientific research in class, and I do housework to take care of you. I like this kind of life very much."
Gu Lu: I like it too.
After a period of time like this, Gu Lu took Mungo home while taking advantage of the Labor Day holiday.
Lao Gu had long heard that Meng Ge took good care of Gu Lu every day, and he gradually liked Meng Ge from the bottom of his heart. When he heard that they were coming back, Lao Gu prepared a sumptuous dinner.
Mongo is very edible, and Lao Gu specially increased the weight of each dish for him, adding a lot of meat dishes.
Gu Lu was stunned when he entered the door. He said, "Old Gu, you've done too much, it's delicious."
Meng Ge followed behind Gu Lu and didn't dare to say anything nonsense. He was afraid of saying the wrong thing, and Lao Gu didn't like him at all.
Lao Gu: "I can't starve Mungo. Mongo is always so kind to you. Grandpa always has to show it."
Mungo said quickly, "Thank you, grandpa."
Lao Gu: "Mongo, what a good guy."
Gu Lu: Who said that Meng Ge was not a good person
In order to better entertain Mungo, Lao Gu took out a bottle of Maotai that he treasured.
Gu Lu: "Old Gu, you are so partial. I usually want to drink it, but you don't give it to me. If Meng Ge comes, you can't bear to drink it!"
Lao Gu: "Oh, good grandson, you don't like drinking, Mungo is very good at drinking!"
After Mungo arrived in the human world, he only drank beer with Gulu, and never really drank liquor.
Gu Lu: "Old Gu, Meng Ge has never drunk liquor, so don't let him drink too much."
Mungo said quickly, "I can drink it, I like it."
Lao Gu likes to drink, and Gu Lu often accompanies him to have a few drinks, but Lao Gu is so happy today that he drank a little too much, and Meng Ge accompanied him the whole time.
Originally, Gu Lu wanted to persuade him to drink, but he was also very happy and drank too much along with him.
After Mungo drank too much, he began to talk nonsense: "Grandpa, let me tell you, Gulu is my dragon, my dragon, we all have cubs in the age of dinosaurs, we are amazing in the age of dinosaurs..."
Gu Lu said vaguely: "Grandpa, Lao Gu, don't listen to his nonsense, he also said that he is a Tyrannosaurus rex, hahahaha, isn't he funny, he said, I am a Triceratops, he is a Tyrannosaurus, Hahahaha, it's so fun…”
Lao Gu's drinking capacity is very good, of course he is not drunk, he said: "You young people, you really know how to play, I can't keep up with your brain circuits."
Mungo: "Grandpa, thank you for raising Gulu..."
Gu Lu was so drunk that he forgot that he had returned home. He thought he was still in the school dormitory, and completely ignored Lao Gu next to him.
Now Gu Lu only has Meng Ge in his eyes, he leaned in front of Meng Ge with a smirk and said: "Mong Ge, I seem to like you, let's do something interesting, no one will know, the dormitory. The soundproofing is very good…”
Grandpa Gu looked bewildered: ... I, am I not human? !
Meng Ge was a little more sober than Gu Lu. He was pleasantly surprised, but he looked at Grandpa Gu and said, "Gulu, we are not in the dormitory now, we are going home, have you forgotten?"
Gu Lu grabbed Meng Ge's collar and dragged it to the bathroom, and kept saying: "Mong Ge, we are all big men, don't be dawdling, be cool, don't you always say that we have children Are you kidding, why are you cowardly now, I must sleep with you today, I can't bear it."
Professor Gu, who was usually not suave but also aloof, has now become like a hungry wolf.
Mungo: … so direct.
Lao Gu: Is it better for me to think that I am the air now
In fact, for so many years, Lao Gu has long discovered that Gu Lu is gay, and he has seen many calcium films hidden in Gu Lu's computer.
Lao Gu's mind is very open, he just waits for Gu Lu to tell him that in order not to cause too much psychological burden to Gu Lu, he always tells Gu Lu that some of his friends are gay and have already obtained their licenses abroad. get married, he loves them and so on.
It is precisely because of Lao Gu's tolerant attitude that Gu Lu can calmly accept the difference between himself and most people.
It's just that Gu Lu hasn't found a suitable opportunity to tell Lao Gu. He wants to wait until he has someone he likes before telling Lao Gu, but he has never had anyone he likes.
Gu Lu was also very strong, and he dragged Mungo into the bathroom very roughly.
Although the soundproofing of the house is very good, in order to let Mungo and Gulu have a good time, Lao Gu turned on the TV to the loudest and put on the loudest variety show.
At this moment, Lao Gu regretted not accepting Lao Qi's gift, and the villa was good. Living in a unit building was a bit inconvenient for Gu Lu who grew up.
Gu Lu rudely pressed Mongo against the bathroom wall, tore open Mongo's white shirt, and the buttons fell off the ground.
Mungo: I love to drink, and wine is such a good thing.