The youngest son also opened his mouth to agree, "Old witch... Old witch..."
"Also, grandma even yelled at them, asking if they had eaten shit. They came here early in the morning with shit in their mouths, and asked if they had money. If they didn't have enough shit to eat, we could give them some..."
Ye Yaodong looked at him, with a mouthful of rice in his mouth, chattering and gesticulating excitedly, with rice grains popping out from time to time, it was hard to describe.
Lin Xiuqing had rice in her mouth and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. She stretched her neck and managed to swallow it.
"Just eat, why are you talking so much? Children should stay out of the adult business."
"Didn't Dad ask me if I was scared? I'm not scared! I think it's quite lively, but Dad's expression just now was scary."
I was concerned in vain. It turned out that she was not scared, but was just afraid of him because of his gloomy face.
Ye Yaodong patted his head and said, "Shut up and eat."
He whispered, "You were the one who asked me first..."
Ye Yaodong glanced at him, and he immediately started eating his food obediently.
As soon as he finished his meal, Ye Yaodong was about to leave, but Lin Xiuqing stopped him worriedly, "Don't go to Xu Laisan's house."
"knew."
Lin Xiuqing looked at his departing back with a headache, wondering if he had listened.
Ye Yaodong just came out of his house and went to Xiaoxiao's house. Xiaoxiao had just finished her meal and was playing with her daughter.
"Why are you here again?"
"The two women from Xu Laisan's family came to my house and made a fuss this morning. They must have heard from Xu Laifu that we caught him."
"Ah? They went to your house to make trouble," Xiaoxiao said in surprise, "I heard that the two elderly people in his family were very unreasonable."
"Well, he was kicked out by my mother, so he didn't come to your house, right?"
"No, maybe he went to Fatty's place? To see him and help digest his food."
The two of them walked slowly, chatting as they walked.
"I guess the beating yesterday was too light. This family is too shameless."
"That's right, why don't you take some time to go squat at night?"
Ye Yaodong put his hands in his pockets and said in agreement: "I have this idea. Anyway, I have nothing to do at night."
As soon as they reached the turning, they saw people gathered at the door of the fat man's house in the distance and heard cursing. Before they got closer, they saw a fat woman rushing out of the house with a knife. A woman and an old lady turned pale in an instant and fled, supporting each other, fearing that they would die if they ran too slowly.
The two looked at each other and quickened their pace. When they got closer, they heard the neighbors saying that they deserved it and that the whole family had evil intentions...
The fat woman holding the knife was still glaring angrily, "What old thing, how dare you come here to make trouble? Can't you scare them to death?"
The fat man was also cursing there, saying that he already had one foot in the coffin, and he was still not at peace? He had to come out to get scolded.
"Fatty."
Ye Yaodong and Xiaoxiao squeezed into the crowd.
"Why are you here?"
"I came over to have a look when I had nothing to do, and I happened to see a play."
The fat man cursed, "That old guy is old, but he still won't stop. Do you think his life is too good? Isn't it happy to stay at home and enjoy his old age?"
"Who knows?"
"Have I been to your house?"
"I went to Dongzi's house this morning, not my house."
The fat man snorted coldly and laughed angrily, "Are you in a hurry? You went to Secretary Chen's house early in the morning, then went to Dongzi's house, and now you come to my house at noon. Will you go to Xiaoxiao's house later?"
Xiao Xiao was stunned. "No way? She's really in a hurry? Damn... this old lady is really troublesome."
Ye Yaodong was also amused, "Do you want to go home and take a look? Maybe they will rush to your house and cast a wide net. If someone can't stand it and doesn't bother with him, they will just give him some money and leave the matter alone. Then they will make money."
"That's impossible. My wife isn't that stupid. Everything else is fine, but asking for money is like asking for her life."
The fat man’s wife patted his chest with a knife and said, “Go back to your room and eat first. You’re only halfway through your meal and you’re coming over here. You’re going to kill me.”
The fat man panicked instantly, and quickly stood up straight, straightened his chest and pulled in his stomach, "Ah Fang, please put the knife away, don't hit me randomly, how can you hit my chest? If your hand slips, the knife will cut off my stomach."
She rolled her eyes and said, "That's perfect. Cut off half of it and you'll lose weight!"
"Come in and sit for a while," she walked back into the house with the knife in hand, muttering a few more words, "The food is cold. It's so irritating. It's really disgusting."
"Shall I go and warm it up?"
"No, there's only a few mouthfuls of rice left. Just eat them up and save yourself some trouble. Why heat it up? If there's nothing left, you'll have to burn firewood. Anyway, the two kids have finished eating and left the table."
The fat man had no choice but to sit down and eat.
Ye Yaodong and Xiaoxiao were surprised. They rarely came to Fatty's house and never knew he was like this at home? He hit her wherever she pointed
So funny!
The fat man also noticed the two people's winking expressions and glared at them, "What are you doing, Xiaoxiao, why don't you go home and take a look? Maybe they really rushed to your house."
"It's okay, it shouldn't be that serious. They're both a bit old now, so they need to take a break and go home to catch their breath, right? Besides, my mom lives in the house next to ours, and my brothers and sisters also live nearby. I guess they thought of this and didn't dare to be the first to come to my house."
"Just don't worry. Guang is not at home. He is out to sea. I don't know if he will come to their house."
"Do you really think you're in a hurry? It shouldn't be that serious. The person is not at home. It's useless to scold or blame him. It's like showing off to a blind man."
"A family of ghosts!" The fat man's wife couldn't help but mutter.
Ye Yaodong gave her a thumbs up, "Very insightful, isn't it true that all the family members are ghosts?"
The fat man said with disdain: "You are so disgusting. Next time I see you, I will drag you into the bushes and beat you up."
"Why wait for the next time? It's better to go today than to wait for another day. Let's go tonight."
"Or else, let my sister-in-law carry a pig to their doorstep to show off her knife skills!" Xiaoxiao suggested with a giggle.
The fat man rolled his eyes and said, "Stop giving bad advice and stop bossing my wife around."
"Look at night, you have to go to the toilet anyway. If you don't dare to go out during the day, you have to go out at night."
The fat lady couldn't help but remind them, "Take it easy, don't get yourself hurt."
"Don't worry, we are familiar with this business."
After sitting and chatting at the fat man's house for a while, when we were about to go back, the fat man's father-in-law came over with a bunch of leftover pig offal and bones.
The fat lady generously let each of them take some home, as it was leftovers anyway.
Pig offal has a strong smell. It is still hot during the day and it is only cool in the morning and evening. A pig slaughtered in the early morning will not be fresh tomorrow. Anyway, the whole family eats a lot of it.
Ye Yaodong and Xiaoxiao didn't hesitate. He directly took a pig's stomach and liver, and Xiaoxiao took a large intestine and pig's heart. They tied them up with straw, and the two of them walked out happily carrying them.
"Do you think we should come visit Fatty more often?"
"I think so!"
"They are too fat, which is bad for their health. They should lose weight. As brothers, we should visit them from time to time to help them share this worry."
Ye Yaodong laughed and scolded: "You are the one who has no shame!"
"Only health can lead to longevity. I'm doing this for his own good, hahaha~"
"Why didn't you talk in the house just now?"
"I'll tell you next time I come to your house!"