Lin Xiuqing was just turning over the dried fish that were drying at the door. Seeing Ye Yaodong returning home with a piece of pig liver and a pig stomach, she asked in surprise, "Where did you buy them?"
"I didn't buy it. I got it from the fat guy. His father-in-law gave me a bunch of pig offal and asked me to bring some back."
"This pig's stomach weighs more than three pounds, right? How can we finish it? How about we take it to mom and stew it for her?"
"Okay, give it to her to prepare. When it's done, we'll serve two bowls. It'll save trouble. We'll keep the liver. You can eat more."
"good."
Pork tripe is stomach-warming. The local way of cooking it is to stuff a young hen into the pig tripe and stew it, which is called pork tripe chicken.
Or you can tie the pig's stomach up from head to tail, put a few local eggs in the middle of the stomach and stew it with tonic. When it is cooked, cut it into a circle with scissors and share it.
There were no hens at the moment, and Ye Yaodong hadn't eaten the eggs that Ye's mother had beaten into pigs for many years, and no one was there to prepare them.
For dinner they had a bowl of steamed fish, a bowl of stir-fried cabbage, and then some pork tripe soup.
Lin Xiuqing cooks the pork liver and spinach soup and puts it aside, covers it and saves it for tomorrow, otherwise the pork liver will go bad if left overnight. Cook it and leave it there without stirring it so it won't go bad.
After a hearty meal, Ye Yaodong helped look after the children for a while. When it got dark, he planned to go out and stretch his muscles.
The three of them went straight to Xu Laifu's house. No matter whether they could find him or not, they were free anyway, so they might as well go out for a walk and digest their food.
A Zheng had just gotten married and was very sweet with his wife, so it was not convenient to disturb him late at night. A Guang had to go out to sea at night, so they didn't call him. It was just the three of them.
Xiaoxiao was foresighted enough to take out two bags of melon seeds from her pocket.
Ye Yaodong chuckled as he took the paper bag from his hand and said, "You are well prepared. You even brought melon seeds."
"I'm afraid I'll get bored, so I just passed by a small shop and bought two bags of melon seeds to save myself from waiting. It's just right to have two bags of melon seeds to eat."
"I don't know when this bastard will come out."
"If he has to pee urgently, he can use the urinal in the room. You have to wait until he has to poop urgently."
"Won't he be beaten to death by then?"
"Does it have to be so brutal?"
"Then wait until he finishes pooping before hitting him?"
"Can you guys stop talking shit? Melon seeds don't smell good anymore."
"You don't want to poop? The pig stomach you took away this afternoon is for pig shit!"
Ye Yaodong looked at the fat man speechlessly, then took two steps to the side and leaned against a big tree.
The fat man raised his eyebrows proudly.
"You fat guy, could you please stop talking so disgustingly? I even had stir-fried pork intestines tonight." Xiao Xiao said as she moved closer to Ye Yaodong.
"Eating is eating, talking is talking, eating, drinking, defecating and urinating are all important things in life! The most vulgar is the most elegant!"
The three of them chatted while eating melon seeds. Fortunately, it was only October and it wasn't too cold.
"After finishing the melon seeds, let's go buy two more bags. If you don't come out after finishing them, we can go back to our own homes. We will go fishing early on the first day of the New Year. The tide will go out at around 6 o'clock on the first day of the New Year..."
"Shh~ It's out, it's out, no need to buy it..."
The three of them looked down the slope and saw a figure limping forward with one leg, looking left and right.
When they first came here, they deliberately chose to stand on the high slope so that they could see the ground below more clearly.
"It was not a wasted wait."
"Eating, drinking, defecating and urinating are all necessary..."
"Shhh~ Stop eating, drinking, pooping, and urinating. Be quiet. We just walked out of the house. Don't make any noise or scare him back~"
Three people followed stealthily behind, one at the bottom and three at the top, until they almost reached the toilet.
Xiao Xiao: "He really came out to solve the major issues in his life."
Ye Yaodong: "Or do you think it's a Pixiu, which only goes in but never out?"
Fatty: "Let's really wait here until he finishes pooping!"
Ye Yaodong: "What else? Do you really want to beat the shit out of him?"
Xiao Xiao: "He's in, why don't we go scare him first? When he comes out with his pants up, we can put a sack on him."
"It stinks..."
"Go ahead. It's not like you haven't used the toilet before."
The toilet at this moment is just a small, low house, even smaller than a pigsty. There is a large pit underneath with small white animals wriggling inside.
There are simply a few wooden boards on top so people can stand on them. The front is blocked by a small straw curtain, with a little bit of the feet visible underneath.
If someone approaches, they will know that there is someone inside, or the person inside will pretend to cough a few times to remind people outside that there is someone inside.
The three of them walked down and whispered, "How to scare?"
Xiao Xiao said with some pride: "Just wait and see me!"
"Okay, it's up to you then."
Then as he walked, he felt that he was the only one there.
When he turned around, he saw that the two guys just stood there motionless after he finished speaking!
Grass!
He desperately signaled with his eyes, asking them to come forward, but they just shook their heads motionlessly? They even nodded at him, urging him to go faster!
Damn it!
They agreed to attack together, but they two hid behind!
He stared until his eyes were almost blinded, but the two of them still didn't move, which made him very angry!
Hearing the sound of someone pulling up pants in the toilet, he had to go himself.
He pulled his throat silently, and then pretended to cry in a shrill voice...
"Wuwuwu~ I died such a miserable death~ Wuwuwu~ Please give me back my life~"
Hearing the sound of the wooden board shaking, he gained confidence and continued to work hard.
"Wuwuwuwu~ After hundreds of years, I finally found you~ Brother Fu~"
"Bang~"
"Winter~"
"Ah~ Help~ Ugh~"
When Xiaoxiao heard the noise coming from the toilet, she jumped up excitedly, saying "oh wow" in her heart and was extremely excited.
Ye Yaodong and the fat man also ran forward with their mouths and noses covered in surprise. Listening to the nauseating sounds coming from the toilet from time to time, they grinned silently and gave Xiaoxiao a thumbs up.
This is just a small pit, not very big or deep. If someone falls in, they can still stand and climb out.
Just then, they saw a hand sticking out of the pit and heard the sound of someone climbing up from inside the pit. They immediately ran up the hill again and squatted there, muttering to themselves.
"You're so amazing! You actually scared him so much that he fell into the toilet?"
"He is really timid and can't stand being scared. He is useless and a weakling."
"So this is called a guilty conscience!"
"Ugh~ So disgusting..."
I saw him crawling out of the toilet with bruises all over his face, and white worms crawling on his body. He was gagging and jumping around, as if he was trying to shake the disgusting things off his body...
The three of them shuddered in disgust, but watched with great interest, without even blinking.
Xu Lai Fu also felt disgusted with himself. Looking at the things hanging on his body, he wanted to die.
He also suspected that someone had deliberately scared him just now, but when he looked around, there was no one around, and he felt so sick that he could only vomit and limp home.
The three men looked at the disgusting pool of unidentified objects on the ground in front of the toilet, the liquid dripping from his body along the way, and the footprints with marks, with expressions of disgust on their faces.
Xiao Xiao: "Stop fighting? It's too disgusting."
Fatty: "Who dares to do this?"
"Fuck, I have goosebumps all over the floor. It's so damn disgusting. I almost vomited."
Ye Yaodong shuddered again as he spoke. Fortunately, there was a toilet at the back door of his new house. He didn't have to go to the outhouse, nor did he have to go to the manure pit to empty it. He could just use it and mix it with water as fertilizer to grow vegetables.
"I think he will never forget this night's experience!"
"I'm never going to the toilet again. With my weight, I'm afraid I'll end up like him!"
Ye Yaodong looked him up and down and decided that he really needed to visit his home more often!
"Take it easy! You're lucky you haven't fallen down while using the toilet for all these years. If you gain more weight, the wooden board won't be able to bear your weight."
"I need to talk to my wife and ask her to buy a big toilet! At worst I can just empty it more frequently."
Xiaoxiao stretched her neck and looked at the tiny figure in the distance, "Do you still want to follow?"
"Go, go, go. Anyway, you have nothing to do, why don't you follow and take a look?"
"Oh my god, this experience tonight really touched my heart!"
"You're such a pervert!"
“Same here!”
The three of them continued to follow Xu Laifu with great interest, keeping a distance from him to avoid the pungent smell of ecstasy...
When they reached the uphill path to his home, they stopped, squatted there and listened.
"What stinks so bad?"
"I smelled it too?"
"Did someone knock over the urine bucket in his room?"
After a while, all the lights in the Xu family were on. Xu's mother cursed and knocked on every room. She found that her youngest son was not in the room, and there were some unknown liquids and stains on the floor of the main room.
She squatted down and smelled it, and immediately her whole face wrinkled up, and she kept cursing while opening and closing her mouth...
The three of them squatted on the hillside and looked in through the window of his house with great interest...
After a while, Xu's mother heard the sound of water at the back door. She opened the door and looked. Immediately, she waved her hands in front of her mouth and nose in disgust, trying to drive away the disgusting smell.
"What are you doing? What stinks?"
"Mom, I was careless!"
How could you be so careless
She looked forward carefully and was immediately more disgusted. There were actually bugs crawling on her body
"Did you fall into the toilet? Are you stupid? Why are you walking home? There are marks everywhere, you idiot..."
Xu's mother scolded him harshly and ordered him to wash himself before entering the house, and then clean the floor...
The three of them didn't pat their butts and stand up satisfied until they had finished watching the entire farce.
“It was a worthwhile evening!”
"It's so funny. Tomorrow, when people go to the toilet, they will see the filth all over the ground around the toilet and they will curse again."
"It's so disgusting, go home and take a shower and go to bed."
Seeing that he came back late again today with a bright smile on his face, Lin Xiuqing couldn't help but lower her voice and asked, "Did you find money? Why are you so happy?"
"What's more exciting than picking up money?"
He told her what happened in the evening with a smile on his face, and Lin Xiuqing was speechless.
"You are so mean! Falling into the toilet is much more painful than being beaten."
"Haha, that's because he's timid. It has nothing to do with us. We didn't even touch him. It made me laugh to death."
"Stop laughing, don't wake the child, go wash your hands and feet and go to bed."
Ye Yaodong did as he was told happily.