Ye Yaodong was surprised. Can it still move
It turned out to be a male fish...
Fortunately, fortunately, Hong Wenle squatted relatively high, and King You’s semen only sprayed onto his collar.
These sperm pods are white and vermicelli-like. Generally, after the sperm pods are discharged and encounter the female body, they will automatically hook the female.
When people eat fish sashimi, if they eat the sperm pod raw, it will hook their mouth and you will get a mouthful of blood when you pull it out. So if you want to eat the sperm pod, cook it before eating.
Hmm… great tonic… essence… cough cough… like cures like…
Fortunately, it didn't spray on Hong Wenle's skin, otherwise it would be terrible. It would have hooked the flesh directly and turned a good thing into a bad thing.
Others were also surprised and asked, "Ah... what is that?"
"Ah? This big fish is still alive?"
"What does it spray?"
"Cousin, are you okay?"
"Young Master, how are you?"
Hong Wenle looked at the clothes on his chest with disdain. Seeing that it was still spraying, he immediately took two steps back and frowned, "Is this its sperm pod?"
Ye Yaodong explained: "Yes, I heard that the fish may spray sperm pods when they are dying. I didn't expect that such a big king fish would do the same."
Congratulations, you won the lottery!
At this moment, King You was still ejaculating, and vermicelli-like sperm pods were spurting out from its stem-like arms, all over the ground.
“Wang Maoquan, come here, come here…” Hong Wenle didn’t want to measure anymore and directly called Wang Maoquan.
His brothers and sisters beside him made fun of him, "Fortunately it was only sprayed on your clothes and not in your mouth, hehe..."
"Haha... There's something in the nozzle, it's a male's sperm pod..."
"Isn't that an explosion?"
Hong Wenle looked at his brothers and sisters who were gloating over his misfortune with disdain, "This thing will hook my flesh, with the nozzle, I need to hang a row of door curtains on my mouth!"
"Ah? Hahaha... the door curtain..."
"Door curtain... Shit..."
Everyone burst into laughter when they thought of that scene.
Ye Yaodong also smiled, revealing his shining teeth, and the word "door curtain" was used quite vividly.
Big Brother Ye and Second Brother Ye were also there grinning foolishly. They were not familiar with these people and did not dare to speak out from beginning to end. Since Dongzi would know them, they could just leave it to Dongzi.
Wang Maoquan carefully measured its white body and said excitedly, "3.2 meters, this fish is 3.2 meters long, but its whiskers are long and short and hard to measure, and it's still in the **pod..."
"It's not easy to measure."
"The grass... is so long, it's really scary. If you encounter it in the sea, it can swallow you in one bite."
"It's amazing that these few people were able to catch such a big fish."
"How did you catch it without capsizing?"
"Why do you care how they catch it? Do you still want to catch it? I'm more concerned about how to eat it? Is it delicious?"
"Eat, eat, eat. All you do is eat every day. You are the fattest among all people..."
The group of young people started talking again...
Hong Wenle also happily walked around Da Wangyou, "It's really big, haven't you brought the camera yet?"
Seeing that they seemed to have forgotten that the fish was his, Ye Yaodong wanted to take pictures before even asking him to buy it, and even discussed how to eat it, so he quickly reminded them with a smile.
"Mr. Hong, we've weighed it and measured its length. I think you guys should want it."
"Yes, yes, yes..." Hong Wenle nodded quickly, "I want it. How are you going to sell it?"
He spread his hands and said, "This is the first time we have caught this thing. It weighed 405 kilograms. It should be the largest fish we have caught. It is quite rare. If we take a photo of it and put it in the newspaper, or make it into a specimen and put it in the hotel as a living sign, it will attract a lot of people. How much do you want to pay?"
"Forget about making specimens. There is a lot of work to be done in China and we don't have the technology. We can buy some to promote it."
Hong Wenle touched his chin and began to think, "It's a pity that I didn't buy the oarfish. At that time, there was also bidding. It was less than 200 catties, and the price was called out for 800 yuan, which is almost 4 yuan per catty. The price of this giant oarfish... for reference... oarfish..."
Ye Yaodong's eyes lit up when he heard this. Refer to the oarfish? Then use the price of the oarfish? 1620 yuan? ! !
Make a fortune!!!
Brother Ye and Brother Ye also widened their eyes when they heard this. They couldn't believe it. More than a thousand? ? So many
"No, this one is too heavy. It can't be compared with the oarfish. If we bid on it, it won't reach more than 1,600. The price is too high." Hong Wenle muttered to himself and gave them a big turn.
"It's hard to say! What if a rich boss wants to buy a rare one..."
He raised his eyebrows playfully, "How about you make another bid in the street?"
“Haha… Aren’t I sending this specially to you as a reward for buying the Angong Niuhuang Pills for me?” He was selling them on the street because he didn’t want to live long.
"Then let's just give it 1,200. It's not like all goods get more expensive the bigger and heavier they are. This thing is meant to be rare. No one has ever seen it, and no one knows if it tastes good. This price is about right. It's high enough. Don't be greedy."
Before Ye Yaodong could say anything, his elder brother and second brother nodded repeatedly.
"Dongzi..."
He glanced at them and thought that Hong Wenle was a good guy. 1,200 was not a small amount. If divided among three brothers, each would get 400 yuan. Originally, the big king You Dajia was just pulled up from a diving boat, so there was no risk and it was just free money.
"Okay, fine. If you say 1,200, then it's 1,200. I believe in Master Hong."
Hong Wenle was also very happy. He won it without any pressure. "Wang Maoquan, go to the account and get the money."
"yes."
The three brothers Ye Yaodong waited patiently on the side, watching them happily take pictures, discuss, and take group photos around Da Wang You, and then asked someone to carry him to the main entrance...
They said they were going to set up a table and do a live autopsy later...
Wang Maoquan came out a short while later, holding a stack of money in his hand. He looked at Ye Yaodong with a complicated expression, "You seem to make money a little too fast. Just this big fish earned me a year's salary."
Ye Yaodong said with a chuckle: "Manager Wang is wrong. Your job is comfortable and respectable. You don't have to be exposed to the wind and sun, and you can eat and drink well."
"How can we be like that? We work hard in the sea in the wind and rain, risking our lives to earn money. During the Chinese New Year, other people are out having fun, but we are still out at sea."
"You saw the big king fish just now. How could an average person catch it? If it didn't die, it would be crippled. The three of us brothers were blessed by Mazu and the shipping was strong, so we were able to return intact."
"Don't envy me. I'm already envious of you. Think about it, half a year ago, when you first saw me, I was as fair and tender as you. Look, it's only been a short time. I've aged ten years in an instant."
Wang Maoquan was a little embarrassed by what he said. He smiled awkwardly and said, "Yes, you have changed a lot. If I hadn't seen you once in a while, I really wouldn't have recognized you."
"Alas, fishermen have a hard time. They have no choice but to make a living on the sea..."
"Ahem... count them, is the number correct?"
"Oh, let me see!" Ye Yaodong immediately shut up and stopped complaining.
There are many people who, if you don't complain to them, will think you make money quickly, and they may become more and more jealous. Next time you meet them, they will not treat you well, and they will not have the same attitude as before, and they will even make things difficult for you.
It's easy to see the King of Hell, but it's hard to deal with the little devil. He will come here often in the future!
Ye Yaodong counted the money twice, then handed it to his elder brother, "Can you count it?"
"No, no, just count it."
He nodded, then smiled and took out two bills and stuffed them into Wang Maoquan's hand, "Buy cigarettes and wine for Manager Wang during the New Year. You've been running around for a long time."
Having just earned a large sum of money, he doesn't mind sharing the spoils, and he still has to give due reward for his hard work.
"Oh, no, no, why are you being so polite..."
Even though I said this, my hands were still tightly clenched...
"Of course, of course. It's Chinese New Year and everyone should enjoy the good times. Who knows, we may need help in the future and need to come to see Manager Wang again."
Wang Maoquan smiled so hard that his mouth couldn't close. "Then I won't be polite to you during the New Year. Wish you good fortune. Catch more good things and send them to me in the future. Our young master is very generous."
"Yeah, congratulations on your prosperity, congratulations on your prosperity..."
At this time, someone came to call him. He said something and then hurried back in, "I still have work to do. Please do as you please."
"well… "
After Ye Yaodong and the others entered, he turned around and smiled, shaking the stack of banknotes in his hand, and said to his eldest and second brothers: "We'll divide the money when we get back!"
Big Brother Ye and Second Brother Ye also smiled so hard that their teeth were showing, "Okay, okay..."
The three brothers happily climbed back onto the tractor.
When driving back, Ye Yaodong saw a Taiwanese goods store that was still open, so he stopped the tractor temporarily and bought two packs of Zhonghua cigarettes, two packs of agarwood, two bottles of Fu Mao Jiu, and two bottles of canned food.
When he came out, he handed the wine and the canned food in the net bag to his elder and second brothers to help carry, and then handed the two bags of agarwood to Uncle Zhou, saying with a smile: "It's New Year's Day, thank you for making this trip today, Uncle Zhou, take this and smoke it, to share in the good luck."
"You, hehe~ You are so polite, and you even mention Chenxiang. Just give me a pack of Friendship cigarettes. I am not someone else, we are from the same village. I am just running errands. You can just deliver it to Secretary Chen..."
"Please keep it to yourself. Don't be polite. I've troubled you several times."
"Thank you very much." Uncle Zhou accepted it happily.
Ye Yaodong finished making everything carefully and with a smile on his face. When he was about to climb up, he saw a group of people running towards him frantically not far away. He was so shocked that his eyes widened instantly.
“Fuck! Run, run…” he shouted as he quickly climbed onto the tractor.
"What's going on?"
"I don't know. Maybe they are the people who tried to rob last time but were tied up by us at the border guard post? Maybe they recognized me. Run, run, hurry up, Uncle Zhou..."
"Don't run... Fuck you... Don't run..."
"Stop..."
The people behind them were about three or four meters away, and the tractor started moving quickly.
so close…