People have three urgent needs.
The urgency to pee, poop and fart is just like luck coming, you can't stop it.
Ye Yaodong's face turned red the moment he was discovered. After he recovered, he pretended like he didn't hear anything. The first thing he did when he got ashore was to take off his wet clothes and pants, and check if there was any dirt on his body.
As a result, he saw from the corner of his eye that a group of small fish swam over, competing for his Ollie Gei...
"Damn, Dongzi, you've fertilized the sea."
"Tsk tsk tsk ~ and it was snatched ~"
"Ugh~ I can't eat fish tonight."
"Don't worry, today's trawling failed and there are no fish."
Ye Yaodong rolled his eyes, "Aren't the vegetables we eat watered with that stuff? If you scoop up a net now, you can still catch them while they're still hot."
"Damn, you should keep it for yourself!" The expression on Xiaoxiao's face was indescribable.
"Seeing you guys keep chattering with excitement, I thought you were regretful that you didn't get to eat it."
"Go to hell, why don't you check and see if your butt is clean?"
"So you usually use picks?"
Xiao Xiao rolled her eyes, "No need to scratch it, do you just lick it?"
"Lick one first to demonstrate."
"Are you two disgusting? You're digging and licking, and you're still studying this. Dongzi, your butt is quite white, even whiter than your face before. Your body is a little tanned, but how come your butt hasn't changed?"
"Yes, it's whiter than steamed buns and can even reflect light in the sun."
"Are your butts darker than your faces? My butt isn't exposed to the sun."
As he spoke, he put on the clothes he had taken off earlier and dressed himself so that they wouldn't have to stare at his naked body.
Is there anything wrong with having fair skin
How can you be a gigolo if you are not white? How can you marry a wife and live off her
Because he is white, his daughter was able to inherit his good genes and be fair and tender.
As for the other two sons, it doesn’t matter if they inherited his good genes or not, or if they look like him or A-Qing. As long as they don’t look like others, it’s fine. If they look like others, that’s a big deal…
His two older brothers are more like their father. You have never seen them white. Their faces are dark and sun-bleached at a young age.
And he has been tanned since he was a child. As long as he keeps himself warm during an autumn and winter, he will be a fair and clean young man again next year.
Although it is a bit sunburned now, it is better than worst and can still be salvaged. It should not be in time.
"You're whiter than a woman's butt."
"More than that, it's whiter than breasts!"
"Get lost and stop making dirty jokes with me."
"Why do you have to go into the water to pull it? Can't you just stick your butt out of the boat?" Xiaoxiao asked curiously.
Ah Zheng winked and said, "I guess there was a wave, the boat shook a bit, and he was thrown into the water."
"Have you ever fallen into the sea like this, so you can see it at a glance?"
Father Ye saw that Ye Yaodong had already put on his clothes, but the others were still talking nonsense, so he quickly reminded them, "Let's go, stop talking, and talk about it when we get back, it's noisy..."
"Did you hear that? My dad said you guys are noisy and your mouths are always busy..."
Ye Yaodong walked towards the diesel engine and said, "Let's go back. The sun has already set. Why are you still dragging me here to talk nonsense?"
"Who pulled you aside to talk? Who was it that was wandering around naked and distracting our attention? You still have the nerve to say that. Let's go, let's go back."
"Why did you come so late today? There is not much stock left. I thought you would come early to ask us to go back."
As soon as Ye Yaodong finished speaking, Ah Zheng patted his little shoulder heavily, "Oh, damn, your shit has clouded my brain, I forgot to tell you..."
"Are you too good at riding a horse?"
Xiaoxiao slapped him, and one of his shoulders sank. He turned around angrily and punched him on the shoulder, but Zheng dodged it quickly.
"Oh~ Isn't it convenient for you to just stand next to me?" he said with a grin.
The two were still chattering and playing, but Ye Yaodong ignored them and simply increased the horsepower of the boat and went ahead. It was just a casual question and he didn't expect to get an answer.
Anyway, he has left, so they will definitely follow him when they see him. Otherwise, if they just wait there and listen to them nagging, who knows how long it will last
"Hey, hey, hey~ Are you leaving? Hurry up and catch up, stop talking so much... You are the noisiest one..."
"You're the one who talks too much..."
Standing next to the diesel engine, the sound of the machine was everywhere in his ears. He had to shout to speak, and because of the boat between them, he could not hear the sound of the boat next to him at all. However, Ye Yaodong knew at a glance that the two were still arguing.
Going out to sea with friends is indeed much more interesting and will never be boring.
Not long after the boat left the buoy, the two people behind it quickly caught up in their boats, and the two boats drove side by side.
There was not much cargo today. As soon as the sun set, many ships returned one after another. Ye Yaodong also saw several more ships around on the way.
Looking at the marks on the hulls around him, he didn't recognize any of them, so he didn't take them seriously.
Who knew that at this moment, a boat not far away actually came towards them at an angle, and then another boat next to that boat also approached them at the same time. Such abnormal behavior attracted the attention of other fishing boats around.
Ye Yaodong also looked over. At a glance, he recognized the logo on the ship, as well as the three men, a father and his son, who were gritting their teeth as they approached from afar.
It's really a ghost that won't go away. I didn't expect to meet it on the way back. It's a rare opportunity.
Ye Yaodong's originally nonchalant attitude suddenly became serious. He looked at another boat that was quickly approaching them at the same time. There seemed to be three people on that boat as well
6 to 4, need the pawn!
"Dad, go and yell, tell little Ah Zheng to run quickly."
After saying that, he increased the speed of the boat and rushed out, in case the enemy had other boats and surrounded them first. That would be disastrous. The things on his boat were not cheap, and there were still a lot of goods, so he would run as many as he could.
Xiaoxiao and Azheng reacted quickly too. After figuring out who the two boats coming towards them belonged to, they stepped on their gas and chased after them, cursing and saying it was bad luck.
Ye Yaodong was also there, driving the boat and cursing, "Fuck, this is what happened? No need to worry about it now, I'll just run away tomorrow."
Father Ye was nervously watching from the side of the boat, "Hurry up, Dongzi, the horsepower of those two boats seems to be as good as ours."
He turned around and looked around. Not only was the boat not inferior to theirs, one of the boats might even be a little faster than theirs.
"Fortunately, it's the return trip. Let's see if there are any fishing boats from our village. Damn..."