They saw the snake's silhouette looming in the opening of the bamboo basket. Fortunately, he was quick-witted and took the bamboo basket back.
He patted his chest with his hand, breathed a sigh of relief, and looked towards the cave entrance. He saw that it was dark inside and heard snoring sounds one after another, as if he was about to die. Hearing it, he really wanted to send them on their way...
Ye Yaodong carefully lifted two more tiles, measured them, and when he felt the opening was big enough, he confidently placed the opening of the bamboo basket against the hole in the roof.
The snakes inside finally found a vent and fell to the bottom with a splash.
He heard the noise...
But fortunately, the person in the room was sleeping soundly, and his snoring never stopped, one voice covering the other.
Just in case, he shook the bamboo basket again, patted the bottom, and only put it away after he felt it was completely empty, then quickly covered it with tiles.
Then he tiptoed back and pricked up his ears, but he didn't hear any sound.
Maybe the people in the room were sleeping very soundly, or maybe the snakes were still crawling on the ground and had not yet climbed onto the bed.
When he tiptoed to the highest point of the triangle, he looked back to see if A Guang had finished, but saw nothing.
However, he heard a slight and short whistle. He turned around and found that A Guang was already lying on the edge of the eaves, preparing to go down.
Ah! Such quick movements
It seems like he's cut out for this job!
He didn't have time to think too much, and while there was no movement in the house, he quickly moved to the eaves.
As A Guang was trembling slightly and moving down carefully, when he was almost at the bottom, he stretched out his feet and stepped on the cart.
But at this moment, his stomach moved at an inopportune time. As everyone knows, this kind of thing may not be so easy to hold back, especially when he was hunched over with his butt sticking out and his intestines going straight to the bottom.
“Poof~”
"Fuck!"
Ah Guang just had one foot on the ground, and before he could step down with the other foot, he farted and fell to the ground...
He stared at Ye Yaodong above him in disbelief, his facial features wrinkled. He opened his mouth to curse, but couldn't help wanting to laugh, and ended up with a sad smile on his face.
"Sai Linmu, Ye Yaodong, you did this on purpose! How wicked..."
Ye Yaodong felt a little embarrassed and turned to look at the three of them. A Zheng and Xiao Xiao on his left and right also covered their noses tightly and glared at him fiercely.
He scratched his head and explained sincerely and quietly, "You all know that sometimes you can't hold back on this kind of thing. It's at the opening now, and you have to let it out... If you don't let out a fart, it will damage your heart. If you don't have a fart, just squeeze it out and it will strengthen your body..."
"Shut up!"
Ah Zheng couldn't bear it any longer, and there happened to be a stick at hand, so he picked it up and poked him twice in the asshole.
"What the hell are you doing!?"
"Push it back for you!"
Xiaoxiao saw the two people quarreling at an inappropriate time, pinched her nose, and quickly interrupted them, urging them: "Hurry up and come down, if you are still talking nonsense, you will be caught in the act and you will be in trouble."
"It was this pervert who poked my asshole first," Ye Yaodong muttered as he continued to climb down, "I'll fuck you to death when I get down..."
"I'll stab you to death first!"
"Shh, there seems to be a scream in the house~" A Guang quickly reminded them.
The three of them pricked up their ears and their eyes sparkled. Sure enough, after a short exclamation, they heard a scream.
"Hurry, hurry, put the cart down, pile the things on the ground on it, and push it to the door."
"Be gentle... Be gentle... Don't make any noise..."
The screams in the room became louder and louder, and the four people were so excited that they died of excitement.
The real show is about to begin!
They quickly put the cart back in place and hid in the shadow of the house.
"Here, here, stand still and don't make any noise..."
At this time, all the lights in the house lit up one after another, and the screams of fear became louder and louder, as if they were going to pierce through the roof.
Especially a few female voices, so sharp that they seemed to pierce people's eardrums, and accompanied by the sound of bang, bang, bang of the bed being stepped on.
“Ah~”
"Ah~ Help~ Help~"
"There's a snake~ There's a snake~ Help~ Ahh~"
"Ahhh~ Help, someone come quickly... Snake..."
The four people who had done the bad thing hid in the corner, their ears perked up, not missing any sound, listening to the excited shouting coming from the house, they were so excited that they wanted to lean on the window to take a look at the famous scene inside!
"Hey, you're screaming louder and louder~"
"Louder~"
"Scream, scream, the more you scream, the more excited I am~"
"I really wanted to lean on the window to take a look. It would be a pity if I didn't see it."
Ye Yaodong also felt quite regretful for not having seen it with his own eyes.
"How about we take a look?"
"No, we will be discovered and exposed." Ah Guang stretched his head, suppressed his eager heart, and said rationally.
Ye Yaodong thought for a moment and said, "We are standing in a dark place. The lights in the house are bright. As long as you don't get too close, it seems that you can't see the figures outside from inside."
"Eh? Right!" Xiao Xiao also came back to his senses, "From the outside it looks bright inside, but from the inside it looks pitch black outside, nothing can be seen."
"Yes, yes, that's right!" A Guang's eyes lit up and he became excited.
Ah Zheng was so excited that he almost jumped up. "Let's go, let's stand in the dark place opposite the back door window. That's their private land, and there's no one living there, so we don't have to worry about being discovered."
While they were checking to see if the doors and windows were closed tightly, they had already walked around the house and became familiar with it.
The four of them excitedly changed to another spot, and the noise and screams in the room were almost reaching their climax.
They stood in a row, relying on their good eyesight, and saw through the window from afar the couple who were in a state of panic.
The elderly Mr. Wang was standing in the corner, trembling slightly and not daring to move. His wife was standing on the bed, jumping back and forth like an ant on a hot pan.
They watched from afar and it seemed like there were two snakes moving on the bed.
There were three snakes in one bamboo basket and four in the other. The snakes raised in the old couple's house were brought in by Ye Yaodong, and he didn't know how many were in the bamboo basket he had.
Anyway, it was scary enough to have two snakes suddenly appear on the bed in the middle of the night.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, so cowardly. I'm almost scared to death just looking at him. How dare such a coward like him threaten others?"
A Guang felt somewhat satisfied when he saw the scene in the distance, and felt that his work at night was not in vain.
"Hehe, this old guy looks pretty good, he's almost shaking when he jumps..."
Ye Yaodong: “…”
"Do you have such a strong taste? This is almost outdated, and you are still staring at it?"
Ye Yaodong looked at A Zheng with disdain. He didn't expect that his taste was so special.
"She showed it to me, why shouldn't I? It doesn't cost money. It's useless if I don't watch it. It won't make me lose any weight if I watch it."
"It's almost hanging down to the ground. What's so good about it?" A Guang also looked at it with disgust.
"I just thought that it was true that during the Anti-Japanese War, old ladies hid cucumbers under their breasts!"
Three people: “…”
There is a sense of picture...
What a fucking association!
Ye Yaodong shuddered and quickly changed the subject, "I don't know what's going on in the other rooms. I was stupid enough to just open the door and run out after hearing the screams..."
"Is it possible that there was a snake at their feet or by the door blocking their way? Or maybe they were so scared that their legs were weak and they couldn't walk? And the door was locked, so people outside couldn't get in?"
"That's good, let them experience it for a while longer~"
The neighbors and nearby residents were so annoyed by their noise that they turned on the lights, got up, opened the windows and cursed.
"You're killing me! Why are you making so much noise in the middle of the night? You're not letting me sleep?"
"Who is so annoying? Is there something wrong with you?"
"Is this a ghost? Why are you yelling like this in the middle of the night~"
"Who is it? Did you eat shit? So excited? So loud?"
Anyone who is woken up from a good sleep will be in a bad mood. It’s not like they are angry. You can see it by opening the window. The first thing people do when they open the window is to start cursing.
However, after I finished cursing, I heard some screams mixed with "snake, snake"...
Some people put on their coats and went out in confusion, intending to check what was going on in their home. They were not sleeping in the middle of the night and kept screaming. It was obvious that something was wrong as soon as they heard it.
At this time, someone from the Wang family opened the door and ran out, shouting, "There's a snake, help! Come quickly~"
"Help! There's a snake~"
"Is there anyone here? Help me!"
The four of them were sticking their heads out of the vegetable garden at the back door, listening to the noise coming from the front door. From the sounds they thought it was the old man's daughter-in-law and grandchildren calling there.
The two old guys in the window in front of him had changed their postures. The woman had turned from an ant on the hot pan into a gecko, sitting on the side board of the bunk bed, while the old guy seemed to have broken through the siege and was standing by the door and opening it.
Then, he ran away suddenly, leaving his wife standing there like a lizard.
"Hey, is it our turn?" Ah Zheng rubbed his fists excitedly and wanted to get closer to watch the fun.
Ah Guang also looked at Ye Yaodong, "We can't let these snakes run away or be caught by others. We worked so hard to catch them. It would be a pity if they were lost. Fatty is waiting for us to complete the task and take them back to cook."
Xiao Xiao agreed, "Of course we have to catch them. Even if we suddenly appear, will they guess that it was us who did it?"
"What a joke. He said we did it, right? A thief takes the stolen goods, and an adulterer takes both. We said they did too many immoral things and they deserved it."
Ye Yaodong said nonchalantly: "Let's go, take a detour and walk up with the bamboo basket in hand!"