I really can’t sleep!
Hahaha~
The four of them laughed inwardly.
Seeing everyone wandering around and searching, they also started looking everywhere to avoid letting others get the bargain.
One had already been caught, so they only caught five. It didn't matter whether they caught the remaining one or not. It would be even better if they didn't find it, as it would be more perfect if they could keep it for the lottery.
However, as they were searching, the people who had originally come in to watch the fun suddenly changed their minds and started searching around in several rooms. When the people outside heard that six fish had been caught, they were no longer so scared and came back into the house as well.
The noisy crowd made the whole house feel chaotic.
It was a mess, and the Wang family couldn't stand the chaos in their house. They thought that after so long, all the snakes in the house should have been caught, so they impatiently drove all the villagers out.
Seeing that the Wang family was trying to drive people away after crossing the river and destroying the bridge, Ye Yaodong also walked out.
Originally, he saw that there were suddenly more people in the room, and some of them were rummaging around in a very unruly manner. He knew at a glance that they were trying to take advantage of the situation, so he didn't want to stay any longer, and he just let it go since he couldn't find the last one.
I’m not afraid that the snake will be caught by someone else, it’s better to keep it!
The villagers were somewhat dissatisfied and began to grumble quietly, "They were polite when they needed help, but they chased them away when they were done..."
"This is called calling your mother when you pick up the rice bowl, and cursing your mother when you put the bowl down."
"That's so rude..."
"It's not the first day I know what their family is like."
"It's what they deserve. If we had known, we shouldn't have gone in to help them catch the snake."
"Guang and his friends are pretty good. They caught five of them. Now we have something to eat..."
When Ah Guang heard the villagers mention him, he smiled and said, "Indeed, there is some food to eat. Now we don't have to go to the beach to pick up shells. We can just kill and stew them. It will be good to eat. After eating, we can go to sleep."
"Young people are very nimble and have so much energy even at night..."
Just as they were talking at the door and were about to leave in groups of three or four, Lao Wang's family suddenly rushed out, "Don't go, don't go..."
"Who the hell stole 200 bucks from me? You're not allowed to leave."
"There is a thief, there is a thief among you, he stole 200 yuan from me, no one is allowed to leave..."
"No one is allowed to leave..."
The villagers who had not yet returned home were immediately in an uproar, "There's a thief?"
"No way?"
Everyone started whispering.
Ye Yaodong raised his eyebrows, looking clear-headed. With so many people rummaging around the house looking for the snake, if the money wasn't put away properly, it would have surely been easily taken away by someone.
Ah Guang was also surprised and asked, "200 yuan? Is that the 200 yuan that Ah Sheng gave them this afternoon? Is that compensation to the Wang family? Shouldn't it be compensation to Wang Lizhen?"
“Who knows how they did it?”
"Damn it, be struck by lightning, 200 yuan, a lot of money, why don't you just die? Hey, this is my money, eat it and die..."
"We are all from the same village. You entered someone's house with such dirty hands and feet. Where is your dignity? You don't even have any dignity. I curse his whole family to death..."
The scene suddenly became chaotic. 200 yuan was not a small amount of money, and now it was gone, the Wang family members started crying and cursing at the door.
They couldn't search all the villagers one by one, so they could only curse the thief in front of everyone.
The four of them were not in a hurry this time. They crossed their arms across their chests and watched their performance. Moreover, they were standing there to prove their innocence. If they missed at this critical moment, people might think that they had taken it.
The Wang family members were cursing and asking who had just entered their house.
"There are so many people going in here. The one who just came in has basically gone through every room. Otherwise, how could they find the snake?" Ye Yaodong spoke up immediately.
If they don't say anything, the blame will be directed at them directly, after all, they are the first to enter.
"You should look at the people who just entered the room to see if anyone is not here now. Those who are not here are the most suspicious. If they stole the money, shouldn't they run home quickly?"
"Yes, the thief must have run away after he succeeded. Who would stay here?"
"Hey, who has gone home? People like this should go to the 18th level of hell. They deliberately go to other people's homes to steal things. They are like dogs. Their whole family deserves to die..."
"They are all neighbors and fellow villagers, yet he still steals money. Aren't you afraid that God will not be pleased and will strike him to death with a thunderbolt..."
"Whoever stole it should return it immediately, otherwise I will curse his ancestors for 18 generations every day, cursing him to drown in the sea, be eaten by fish, and never be found, and become a wandering ghost..."
The Wang family members were all there, singing and cursing, the most nasty thing they could do.
The villagers were also discussing among themselves, who had left? They were no longer here.
Some people were also dissatisfied with them for crossing the river and then ruthlessly saying, "They must have left. They were so close, they just went home. It's useless for you to scold them here. You should blame yourselves. You didn't keep the money properly, and it was stolen so easily."
"What kind of nonsense are you talking about? It's not like your money was stolen, it's easy for you to talk without any pain~"
"That's true..."
"Is this the money Ah Sheng paid for breaking off the engagement today? It's exactly 200 yuan..."
"Ah? Shouldn't that be compensated to Zhen?"
"Maybe they intercepted it without any consideration. They are just next-door neighbors. I heard that they had already paid compensation this afternoon..."
"Oh~ Then you can't give me nothing, right? Will my son-in-law's family agree to that?"
"I guess there will be trouble again tomorrow. Now that the money is gone, there will be trouble again..."
The villagers turned around and started pointing fingers at the Wang family, which made the two old men so angry that they started cursing again.
"What does our family's affairs have to do with you? Is it your turn to speak?"
"Go, go, go, a bunch of people worrying about nothing..."
"Salinmu bastard, everyone heard your family screaming and kindly came out to see if there was anything they could do to help? Is this your attitude?"
"After the job was done, they chased me away and started scolding me. If I had known, I wouldn't have let them catch the snake..."
Ye Yaodong also took the bamboo basket and handed it to the Wang family, "I have five old snakes here, how about I pour them back for you?"
This action frightened them so much that they immediately stepped back and dared not curse anymore.
But Aunt Wang suddenly had an idea. "Did you throw the snake in? Otherwise, why are you here?"
Lao Wang also reacted, "Did you steal the money too? You were running so hard just now!"
"Lin Mu is a jerk. Your kindness is taken for granted. No, Dongzi, give the basket of snakes back to them. We can't do good things if we have to sleep with them at night." Ah Zheng snatched the basket of snakes angrily and was about to go to their doorstep.
Lao Wang's face turned pale with fear. He vaguely remembered the cool and smooth feeling on his neck. He waved his hands repeatedly, "Ah, no, no, no..."
“Fall, fall, fall... Go back, and don’t let anyone help them catch them~” Ah Guang also said fiercely.
"Don't help people like this, just dump the snakes out and let their whole family sleep with the snakes."
"No, you can't do such a wicked thing..."
"We will just fall down and not eat snakes at night. What can you do about it? Fall down fall down..."
"We were wrong, we were wrong. It was not you who stole it. It was not you who stole it..."
Lao Wang begged for mercy quickly, and his wife didn't dare to say a word.
She offended everyone and then dumped the snake back into their house, but no one helped them catch it. However, she still felt unwilling to accept the result.
"Swear to Mazu that you didn't steal the money!"
Um
Ye Yaodong raised his eyebrows and said, "I swear to Mazu, I didn't steal the money!" But I was the one who released the snake!
People living by the sea who actually go out to sea still take the belief in Mazu very seriously and do not take it lightly.
It’s useless to swear to the Bodhisattva. Mazu is from the seaside, her jurisdiction is wider, and it’s more effective for everyone!
The villagers nearby also swore an oath to the Mazu Temple.
The Wang family members had no results and could only walk away angrily, slapping their thighs and beginning to curse the thief who stole their money, and blame each other.
"I told you to put it away, but you insisted on putting it under the sheets. Now it's been stolen. Do you feel relieved now?"
"How dare you blame me? You said it yourself. The Lin family will definitely come to our house to divide the money tomorrow after they find out. I thought it would be troublesome to take it away. Anyway, I'm in my room and I haven't left yet."
"Didn't go out? You didn't go out, but they came to your door. If you had put it away earlier, would it be gone? It's all your fault. I won't let you keep the money in my hands anymore..."
"If I don't let you gamble with me, you'll lose everything in a few moves..."
"You're such a bad mouth, you're the one cursing me behind my back everyday... I'll beat you to death, you old woman, you just keep talking nonsense all day long..."
“Pah~”
There was applause!
"You son of a bitch, you old man, you don't even know how to lie down before you die, I'm going to fight you..."
The two men started fighting each other instantly, and the villagers who had not left nearby were stunned.
The changes of these two old guys are quite fast. They were just cursing each other with a common hatred for the enemy, but now they are fighting among themselves
After Ye Yaodong swore the oath, he threw the bamboo basket onto his shoulder and planned to leave. However, the plot took a turn, which made them stare in amazement.
Good fight!
When dogs bite each other, both get a mouth full of fur!
After what they had done, no one in the village was willing to step forward to help break up the fight, for fear of doing something thankless and getting into trouble for nothing. Only their son went up to help, and everyone just stood there to watch the fun.
The two of them fought and cursed at each other, but women were naturally physically weaker than men, and she was soon overwhelmed and beaten.
Ye Yaodong shook his head and didn't want to watch it anymore. "Let's go! It's just dog-eat-dog. There's nothing to watch."
The others also looked at the Wang family with contempt and walked away together.
The villagers still gathered there to watch the fun, and only after they were pulled apart did they look at them with disdain and go back home.
After a while, the open space in front of the Wang family's door was empty, and only the old couple were left there, with their index fingers raised and spitting out saliva, while their son and daughter-in-law were trying to persuade them with helpless looks on their faces.
The lights in the surrounding neighbors' houses slowly went out, and darkness returned, except for Old Wang's house, which was still brightly lit.
The old couple cursed at each other at the door until they were tired and their mouths were dry, then they reluctantly went into the house one after another.
But they had just entered the house, and Lao Wang was sitting in front of the stove in a depressed mood, intending to smoke a hookah, when he suddenly found something moving behind his butt...
His scalp suddenly went numb, his hookah fell to the ground, and he stood up.
I saw that half of the snake's body was exposed where he was sitting, and the other half was still in the firewood pile behind him, moving around constantly...
"Ah~snake~there are still snakes~"
"And snakes..."
Aunt Wang was holding a kettle roughly and drinking water from the mouth of the kettle. When she heard this, the whole kettle fell to the ground and hit her foot.
"Ahh~ Lin Mu~ Hey~"
"Hurry, there's a snake..."
people
They had already been chased away, so why would anyone come here again
Isn't this just being humiliating and asking for trouble
The Wang family was in chaos again.
After Ye Yaodong and his friends left on their bicycles, they went straight to the fat man's house.
When Fatty heard them describe the excitement at Wang's house, he slapped his thigh and regretted it, "If I had known earlier, I would have gone with them, and I missed a big show."
"Hahaha, I didn't expect that they would actually fight each other later."
"So there's still one snake left to be caught?"
"Yeah! Just leave it at their house and give them a surprise. You have to keep one of the money and the things, otherwise they will end up with nothing." Ye Yaodong shrugged his shoulders and said sarcastically.
"Hahaha, then they would probably rather get nothing!"
"Who stole the money?"
"Who knows! With so many people coming in and out, it's normal for them to turn over the bed when looking for a snake. It deserved to be touched away if it was left there."
"Hey, Dongzi, if they ask you to swear to Mazu that you released the snake, will you do it?"
"Yes! If I were asked to swear to Mazu that I released the snake, I would definitely admit that I did it. So what? What's wrong with admitting it? What can they do to me? Can they still climb on my roof?"
He just admitted to Mazu in his heart that he was the one who released the snake. Mazu would not blame him for being such an honest man!
"I wouldn't climb onto your roof, but what if I poisoned your dog and wiped out the entire nest? Luckily, I didn't ask you to swear to kill the snake."
"A few snakes are nothing compared to 200 yuan. It's all in vain. I'm sure you'll be heartbroken to lose 200 yuan in a flash."
“You deserve it!”
"It was like killing two birds with one stone tonight! I gave them a surprise and made them lose 200 yuan."
"Let's get started. Forget about the unlucky people. Kill the snakes first and skin them."
Anyway, he didn't lose anything. It was Brother Asheng who borrowed the money, and Brother Asheng also solved the problem. But the Wang family got nothing in the end.
Tomorrow, when his son-in-law and his family come to their house to ask for the 200 yuan back or to share the money, they will probably make a fuss and be very worried.
But it has nothing to do with him.
"Have you dealt with the ocelots and chickens? Why do I seem to smell something?"
"I've already prepared it and blanched it. I also went to the mountain to pick some herbs and boiled them to make soup. I was afraid that it would be too mushy if I stewed it too early, so I kept it on low heat and stewed it slowly, waiting for you old snakes to bring it back and put it in the pot. I was also afraid that if I didn't stew it sooner, I wouldn't be able to eat it today."
"I also use a big pot on a clay stove. The leopard cat weighs more than 10 kilograms, and after killing it, it weighs 10 kilograms. There is also a local chicken, which weighs more than 5 kilograms. Add the old snake, and these 10 to 20 kilograms of meat must be cooked in a big pot."
Ye Yaodong gave him a thumbs up and said, "Eat more and drink more soup later."
"I was thinking of just chopping a little meat a day and stewing it, but now that I have this pot, it feels like a luxury."
Ah Zheng put his head to the pot, sniffed it, and couldn't wait to eat it. Although he would take the opportunity to eat a full meal when he got home in the evening, who could resist the temptation of tonic
"How many chickens should we eat? Your mother will scold you to death. This is too much trouble for your sister. Just stew them all in one pot. Make more soup and pack some for your family to replenish their body after eating. This dragon, tiger and phoenix soup is very rare and you may not get to drink it for several years."
If he only cooked a little, it would only be enough for the few of them. He wanted to pack some up and take it back for his wife to try, but he felt embarrassed. It would be better to make the whole pot and let each family member have a taste as well.
"Yes, that's right. It's better to stew it in a big pot and make a big nourishment. Otherwise, it might not be fresh after two or three days."
"Okay, let's kill the snake quickly, prepare it, put it in and stew it together for half an hour. It will be almost done."
Man is like iron and rice is like steel. If he doesn't eat for a meal, he will feel hungry. What's more, a young and strong man like him only eats a small ball of rice crust at night, and he is already starving.
"Can we scoop out the soup from the pot first so everyone can have a bowl? Tiger and Phoenix Soup is not bad, I haven't tried it yet, can I try it in advance? I heard there is a big dish in Guangdong called Dragon and Tiger Fight, which is also very nutritious."
Ye Yaodong smelled the increasingly strong aroma and smacked his lips. His stomach growled loudly and he wanted to lift the lid of the pot, but the fat man slapped it away.
"It hasn't been simmering in the pot long enough. It's not cooked yet."
Ah Guang also said: "Save some food for now, eat more later. Dragon, tiger and phoenix are much better than dragon and tiger fight, and dragon and phoenix soup are much better. I guarantee you will be full of vigor after eating it..."
"Tsk, let's tell those three sonless people to drink more. I guarantee they'll have two next year."
"You'll pay the fine?"
"Forget it, you guys drink less and I'll drink more! I'm not afraid."
"It's such a waste to give it to you..."
Five people were there processing the snake and mumbling something. It was late at night and they were busy trying to get a bite of food.
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