First of all, thank you. If not, I would always forget Eleven Niang’s birthday. wWw、QuAnBen-XIaoShuo、Com There is nothing I can do about it, I will also forget my own birthday. If no one reminds me, it will always be an ordinary day that passes by in a hurry.
When Lao D writes a book, he does not discuss personal matters, because life is very heavy and there are always various hardships in raising a family. I wrote the book to bring happiness to everyone, and I’m really sorry for saying that.
Today I take advantage of my birthday to share a little happiness with you.
Old D's baby is more than one year old and can't speak yet. He is nicknamed the mythical beast. The mythical beast likes to mutter to itself. You can't understand what is said, but you can distinguish the joy, anger, sorrow and joy.
The mythical beast is timid and does not dare to touch unknown things. For example, if there is a goldfish in the basin, it will hold your hand and ask you to touch it first to make sure there is no danger before going to play.
The mythical beast has a big plush toy dog that he likes to drag along the floor. When he gets tired, he puts the dog down and then lies down to rest on his own, feeling very satisfied.
No matter what, mythical beasts can be used as toys, they are not picky at all. When you see something you want, if you can't get it, you will scream for two minutes at most and then give up. You won't roll around on the floor. Old D was very pleased that he could afford to take it and put it down.
Speaking of being timid, one time, the mythical beast was playing with a beer can, which he had never drunk before. No one paid attention to him, he was having fun, and suddenly he burst into tears. He quickly went to see it, and it turned out that the mythical beast bit the beer can with its teeth, biting the ring open a crack, and the foam of the beer spurted out, frightening him. Old D is still very happy. With this lesson, he will not drink alcohol for a long time.
When Old D is writing, the mythical beast will cause trouble. He will slowly rub up against my legs and pretend to be intimate with me. Once he relaxes his guard, he will squeeze in front of the keyboard and start typing. Old D is computer illiterate. I don’t know why the mythical beast can shut down the computer every time. All of them are shortcut operations.
There is no way, the genetics of the mythical beast determine that he likes computers. Old D opened the notebook to him, wasn't he just typing on the keyboard? The laptop was opened, and the mythical beast sat down on the keyboard. He quickly took it down. If it peed, the computer would be destroyed.
I always hear people say that it is very hard to make money for milk powder, and it seems that they are bitter and resentful. Well, old D is very happy. For the mythical beast, any work he does is worth it.
Eleven Niang takes care of the mythical beast, doesn't let Old D do housework, and gives him a lot of pocket money. What else does Lao D have to complain about? It is precisely because of this that Lao D can write with peace of mind. The current update speed is the credit of Eleven Niang.
Brothers and sisters who like "Badge", today is Eleven Niang's birthday. Let's thank Eleven Niang for her efforts together with Old D. Subscription, reward, reminder, monthly pass, recommendation, click, collection...
In a thousand words, I can’t write much, just a few snippets of life.
I wish Eleven Niang a happy birthday, and all the brothers and sisters who like "Badge" also wish you a happy birthday. V! ~!
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