"Isn't it a bit unethical to do it this way?"
Ye Chen muttered all the way, always feeling sorry for the Kunlun old man. The materials he had worked hard to save for most of his life were taken away by him. If the old man couldn't think about it and couldn't keep it all, he would really find a rope to hang himself.
"I will make it up to you in the future." After calming down, Ye Chen climbed into the sky and left.
What a man! If you do too many shameless things, you will always feel guilty, but in order to achieve a good marriage, you don’t have to lose face.
On the way home, his legs and feet were very numb. The journey should have taken half an hour, but it took him a quarter of an hour.
Returning to Huashan Mountain again, a ray of light fell on the peak of the Huashan Goddess. He came out of the mountain to get a robbery. He came in a hurry all the way, but was he just rushing to see the fragrant and erotic scenes
Unfortunately, he was destined not to see a Huashan goddess and a Kunlun godson gathering under the old tree, one modeling and the other painting.
"Is this... the end?" Ye Chen raised his eyebrows with regret on his face.
It was only half an hour, which was too fast. If it were him, he would have been able to do it for three days and three nights. Thinking about it this way, this godly son of the Kunlun family is not good at martial arts!
Kunlun God Son glanced at Ye Chen with a strange expression. It was strange that Ye Chen's words were so knowledgeable and profound.
Ye Chen wiped off his sweat and walked over leisurely. He glanced at the Huashan Goddess before taking a small bag and secretly giving it to the Kunlun God Son. It was really a special product of Da Chu, the exclusive secret recipe of Dan Sheng.
The emperor is so considerate! If your staying power is not good, then you have to change it. Once or twice won’t matter, but as time goes by, your wife will complain!
"What is this?" Kunlun Godson asked curiously.
"Baby." Ye Chen said, took out the wine bottle, and did not forget to hand one to Kunlun God Son, "We will be a family in the future, I will protect you."
"Do you just have to cover me?" Kunlun Godson took a sip of wine and smiled.
I still remember that when I first met Ye Chen, Ye Chen was just a little saint. After not seeing him for a long time, he was already in the second level of the emperor. Even if he activated the god-level skills, he was not so fast!
It doesn't matter. The most important thing is the combat power. I went to the upper world and made people riot, and the raging blood mist spread to the Sanxian world.
If we talk about the heroes and monsters of this era, it must be Ye Chen. Even Shura Tianzun back then was beyond his reach.
"It's easy to talk." Ye Chen licked his hair, and his character was getting better.
"Paint, hurry up and paint." The Huashan Goddess opposite was a little impatient. Seeing these two guys muttering and chirping, something must be up to them.
"Continue." Ye Chen said, turned and walked away.
Kunlun Godson put down the wine jug, rolled up his sleeves, and drew a few strokes. Feeling a little thirsty, he picked up the wine jug again and drank heavily.
I don't know why, but the more he drank, the thirstier he became. The more he drank, the hotter he became. It was so hot that he even took off his coat and simply bared his arms. His bronze skin looked slightly red at first glance.
The Goddess of Huashan raised her eyebrows, just draw a picture! Can you still be so tired
Under her gaze, Kunlun God Son became even more agitated. He took off his shirt and wanted to take off his pants too. It was so hot that his head was dizzy from the heat.
At this moment, the way he looked at his wife was a little strange, full of some kind of extremely strong desire, which became stronger the more he looked at her.
"uncomfortable?"
Seeing the strange look on the Kunlun Son of God's face, the Huashan Goddess stood up and walked over.
It's okay that she doesn't speak. At this juncture, her clear words have a magical power that the Kunlun God Son can't resist.
After all, Kunlun Goddess put down his painting brush and stepped forward suddenly. Without waiting for Huashan Goddess to react, he picked her up and left, heading straight to the boudoir.
"ah..."
Soon, another woman moaned.
But everyone who heard this, whether they were enlightened, drinking, playing chess, flirting with girls, all looked sideways, with strange expressions on their faces. What the hell happened just now, why is it happening again
This is all thanks to Young Master Ye.
The wine he gave to the Kunlun Son of God was very particular, with some seasonings added, well... it was a specialty of his hometown, colorless and tasteless, and the most important thing was that the medicine was so powerful that even the would-be emperor could not contain it.
Not to mention, after drinking his wine and using some Dachu specialties, the Kunlun God Son became more powerful.
Looking from a distance, the small attic was flickering.
"Ye Chen, you bitch, ah..."
Not long after, I heard scolding coming from the attic, with a touch of panting. The scolder was the goddess of Huashan Mountain, and she was the one who was panting.
At this moment, no matter how hard his brain worked, he could still see the clues. It must be the bottle of wine. It was because of the wine that Kunlun God had drank that he became so animalistic, unscrupulous, and venting some kind of desire.
As night fell, the attic was quiet.
Then, the goddess of Huashan Mountain came out with a mallet, her beautiful eyes were on fire, her beautiful cheeks were full of black lines, and she wanted to settle accounts with Ye Chen.
Kunlun Son of God also wanted to come together, but the Dachu specialty medicine was too strong. He kept taking it for a day, and his legs and feet became weak and he could no longer stand firmly. However, he still felt good, and his face was engraved with big words "Happy".
As for Ye Chen, he had already disappeared without a trace.
The Goddess of Huashan was so angry that she searched all over Huashan but could not find the bitch named Ye Chen. She stamped her feet angrily.
The sky was completely dark.
Ye Chen finally showed up and secretly returned to Red Flame Peak, smiling quite happily.
There is a scene on Chiyang Peak that is quite romantic.
When he arrived, Yue Xin was sitting under the old tree, with a graceful posture and a slight smile hanging on the corner of her mouth. She was as motionless as an ice sculpture. At first glance, she looked like a model, but upon closer inspection, she was really a model.
As for the person who transformed her, he was Shura Tianzun. He set up a flower stand and held a paintbrush. Each stroke was full of spiritual potential.
He is also a master of extremely high painting skills, and he interprets Yue Xin's divine posture so lifelike in his paintings.
"Would you like to drink?" Ye Chen came over and consciously took out the wine bottle.
"Your wine is too strong." Shura Tianzun replied while painting.
He clearly saw Ye Chen's operations during the day. He was not the Son of God of Kunlun, and he would not be so easy to follow.
Moreover, he still had a decision in mind.
From now on, whatever Ye Chen gave him, whether it was fine wine or fairy fruit, he couldn't eat casually. It would be better if he had a wife, but if he didn't, it would be a big sin.
"On this point, there is a big difference between you and Zhao Yun." Ye Chen said meaningfully, "With such courage, you deserve to be beaten as a bachelor."
"I have such a bad temper." Shura Tianzun gave up and grabbed the wine bottle with one hand.
When Ye Chen saw this, hey? The method of stimulating generals is useful.
Under his eyes, Shura Tianzun took a sip, but did not swallow it, but gargled his mouth.
Then, this sip of old wine was sprayed all over Young Master Ye's face.
Yue Xin covered her mouth and smiled, that scene was so funny.
Ye Chen coughed dryly and wiped his face as if nothing had happened. He didn't know if the provoking method was effective. He only knew that Shura Tianzun did it on purpose.
Compared to Zhao Yun, Tianzun seems to be more naughty, why is he a bachelor!
"This wine is not very good." Asura Tianzun said, he threw the wine bottle casually, and the sip of wine he just sprayed was so domineering. You, you still want to trick me, there is no way.
"I can see it." Ye Chen glanced at it, feeling bored, turned around and wandered away, secretly thinking, no matter what, he had to trick this guy once.
Shura Tianzun disagreed and continued to paint. The eyes he looked at Yue Xin were full of warmth. The woman's face seemed to be carrying some kind of magic power. Every time she looked at it, her mind would be in a trance.
Yue Xin's eyes dropped a little, and there was a hint of blush on her face. She still doesn't know why this Heavenly Lord from the Shura Realm is so kind to her.
Here, Ye Chen has already reached the top of the mountain. Bullshit is bullshit, but there is still business to do.
Of course, there are people on the top of the mountain, Taiyi, Taibai and Siming, squatting on the ground with their hands clasped behind their heads. They don't know what they are looking at. All they know is that their eyes are shining brightly, and even their smiles are lewd.
Maybe they were so fascinated that even the three of them didn't know Ye Chen came over.
When I got closer, I realized what the three of them were looking at. There was an ancient scroll on the ground. To be precise, it was a collector's edition. The pictures inside were not ordinary. There was a man and a woman having sex. Doing something very meaningful.
When Ye Chen looked at it, his eyes lit up.
The two people in the collector's edition are both acquaintances, they are the third prince Yin Yang and Fairy Bixia. They don't know what these three are, they are too capable.
"Eh? When did you come?"
The three of them raised their eyes and looked at Ye Chen in astonishment. They were looking at Ye Chen passionately, and there was another person standing beside them, catching them all off guard.
"It's better to arrive early than to arrive in time." Ye Chen said, picking up one by one with one hand and throwing it down from the top of the mountain. Such an interesting collector's edition must be watched secretly by one person.
"You are so sick!"
At the bottom of the mountain, three people were heard yelling, just watch! Isn’t it too much to take a look at it and throw it down for the three of us
Ye Chen ignored it and squatted on the ground, holding the collector's edition and reading it with gusto. He really underestimated those three people. They could actually get such a collector's edition.
As a result, he who was about to realize the truth seemed to have forgotten all the business matters and only studied the collector's edition conscientiously, which made his nose bleed from reading it.
The old faces of Taiyi and the other three turned completely black in an instant. They had reached the critical moment and reached the wonderful place, but they threw themselves down the mountain and were filled with anger.
"Fortunately, I have a copy." Taibai stroked his beard and winked, and the three of them walked away arm in arm again, not going to Red Flame Peak anymore.
"White, really white."
On the Red Flame Peak, Ye Chen wiped away another nosebleed.
Suddenly, a fairy light bloomed on his body, which was fused with mysterious power. It was the fairy light borrowed from Dharma. Needless to say, it was the Human King who borrowed Dharma again and missed him again.
Unfortunately, he was so absorbed in watching it that he didn't notice it.
Accompanied by a wisp of breeze, he suddenly disappeared.
In the Tianxuanmen Underground Palace, he appeared again, still maintaining his previous actions, squatting on the ground, holding the collector's edition, and burying the melon seeds in his head, as if he was already a good student who worked hard and made progress.
The quiet underground palace was suddenly filled with strange sounds. The collector's version was not muted, and the woman's moans coming from inside were quite pleasant.
Upon hearing this, all the quasi-emperors twitched their lips, especially the female quasi-emperors, whose beautiful eyes were already ignited with delicate flames. The tenth emperor of Da Chu lived a very romantic life in the heaven! You've gone home and you don't even know, why are you still watching
"Come on, I'll do it."
"Stand far away, lest you get splashed with blood."
"You little bastard, you don't learn well."
The underground palace is bustling, Tianlao has opened up Donghuang Taixin, Earthly Lao has opened up Dixuan, the Human King has opened up the Fairy Mother, Fuya has opened up the Moon Emperor, the God of Creation has opened up the evil demon, and the Holy Lord has opened up Di Ji...
These male quasi-emperors, all old guys, were all very polite and pulled the female quasi-emperors aside, but they swarmed up. They who were standing behind were stunned and pulled the female quasi-emperors aside. The quasi-emperor squeezed to the outermost edge.
When I went to look again, Young Master Ye, who was reading, had been surrounded by three circles inside and three outside, and no one could see Ye Chen.
"These two people look so familiar!" The Human King touched his chin and looked at the collector's edition in Ye Chen's hand. His eyes were not as sharp as usual. He had also faced the catastrophe in the heaven and had memories before the tribulation. He recognized the third prince Yin Yang and Fairy Bixia.
"What, you know him?"
"This bitch even beat me up and almost killed me."
"This posture, tsk tsk tsk!"
A group of old and dishonest male quasi-emperors chatted happily, but they surrounded Ye Chen, but they didn't make a move. They all put their hands in their hands and looked at the collector's edition, their eyes widened. slip.
The emperor rubbed his eyebrows, and the Sword God also rubbed his eyebrows. The female quasi-emperors, with their beautiful eyes blazing, and their violent tempers like Donghuang Taixin, have picked out the guy and pulled us aside, but you just looked at it and said Where's the good guy to take care of Ye Chen? shameless.
ah.!
Soon, the screams filled the entire Tianxuan Sect, and with the aura of a bastard, only the Tenth Emperor of Chu could scream so domineeringly.
He was so fascinated by it that he didn't even realize it when he returned to his hometown. When he regained consciousness, the people who were attacking him were the soles of his feet, and he was almost kicked to pieces.
The more serious quasi-emperor, such as Emperor Chu, looked at Ye Chen with deep meaning.
In the past few times, Ye Chen had never come back without injuries.
This time I borrowed the law, it was really an exception. There were no scars on my body, but I was holding a collector's edition, which shocked all my friends. It didn't matter if I had no injuries on my body, just a few kicks would do it.
"Your son-in-law is really a talent." The King of War smiled.
These words were spoken to Emperor Xuan.
Looking at Emperor Xuan again, he was just patting his forehead, looking extremely embarrassed. He didn't know why his precious daughter had fallen in love with such a shameless product.
To be honest, for a man like Ye Chen, seeing him as the father-in-law makes him want to help him out.
The screams were extinguished at some point, and all the quasi-emperors returned to their seats. The male quasi-emperors all picked up wine bottles, while the female quasi-emperors were more leisurely. Each of them held a small mirror and could style their hair in front of it.
As for Ye Chen, is he still lying on the ground? There was a big Chinese character on the board, and all you could see were footprints all over his body. From time to time, his body could be seen squirming, and blood was spitting out of his mouth.
Besides, the collector's edition has disappeared. The scene was once chaotic, and I don't know who took advantage of the chaos to take the collector's edition away.
However, no matter who they are, Yin Yang and Bixia are destined to become popular, from the fire in the heaven to all the heavens and all the realms. With the pissing ability of these old guys, before tonight is over, everyone will have one of them.