"Oh my!" The imagined scene of Ye Chen getting angry did not appear. Instead, he looked at the two of them in surprise, "Two senior brothers, we haven't seen each other for a day. You are really handsome again."
Okay! After being praised by Ye Chen like this, the folding fans in their hands shook so rhythmically! Suddenly, I felt a sense of elation, maybe I would go to heaven soon.
"Now, whoever is handsome today will pay." Ye Chen spoke again, and as he spoke, this guy even scratched his hair randomly, making it as messy as a chicken coop, "I'm not handsome anyway. "
"Then if you say that, I'm not handsome either." Wei Wenzhuo didn't move slowly, making his hair look like a chicken coop.
Stab!
Li Zhang was the most straightforward. He went up and tore off a piece of his own collar, then picked his nose and said, "I'm not handsome either."
"Although I think I'm very handsome, compared with the two of them, I'm really a bit shy." Chen Rongyun, who has always been narcissistic, became shameless and flipped his hair into three-quarter lengths. Eight points.
At this time, Ye Chen and the others' eyes were fixed on Ji Ningshuang, Li Yuanyang and Yuan Zhi, and there were only three of them left.
"Let me tell you! Senior brothers Li Yuanyang and Yuanzhi are still handsome." The three of them glanced at Ji Ningshuang, and then looked at Li Yuanyang and Yuanzhi in unison.
Ye Chen knows these two guys best, and he pays special attention to his own image. Because Luo Xi is here, they have to maintain the image of Yushu Linfeng at all times. How can they do things like those teases like them and tear them apart? Of clothes.
Here, Xu Nuoyan, the Chinese Valentine's Day Saint, couldn't hold back her laughter, and Wei Wenzhuo and the others were also very cooperative. Knowing that Ye Chen had praised Li and Yuan for being handsome before, they naturally wanted to get along with them. Now they succeeded.
"It's just the price of a drink." Li Yuanyang gently shook his folding fan. Although he knew that Ye Chen was teasing them, he still pretended to be chatting and laughing.
"It is my honor to invite all fellow Taoists to drink." Since he knew that he could not escape, Yuan Zhi also shook his folding fan. This money cannot be wasted in vain. This is also a good opportunity to show your courtesy.
"Boss." As soon as the two of them finished speaking, Ye Chen howled at a wolf, "Bring us a cart of fine wine."
Ahem! As soon as he said these words, Ji Ningshuang almost choked.
"Here comes a pot of aphrodisiac tiger whip." Here, Li Zhang shouted louder than Ye Chen.
"Good wine and good food will be served." On the opposite side, Wei Wenzhuo also howled with all his breath.
"Bring up all your most expensive things, we have money." Chen Rongyun screamed loudly.
The restaurant was busy, very lively. Ye Chen and the other four were howling louder than the other. Not only the restaurant, but also the pedestrians on the street outside couldn't help but look up.
"Okay, right away." The restaurant owner was very happy.
"I've been hungry all day, and I'm just waiting for this meal." Ye Chen had already rolled up his sleeves.
"Finally we can have a full meal." Opposite him, Wei Wenzhuo stretched his body.
"I need to eat more today." Li Zhang loosened his belt.
"I haven't seen anyone treat me to dinner in eight lifetimes, and I finally caught one." Chen Rongyun took off his outer robe.
"There is something delicious." Luo Xi smiled and looked eager to try it.
"It's better to come early than to come by chance!" Shangguan Yu'er chuckled and had enough energy to have a big meal.
This time, even Biyou, who had always been indifferent, was amused and laughed.
Phew! Looking at these four living treasures, Xu Noyan on the side finally couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter.
On the other hand, Ji Ningshuang, who had been drinking quietly aside, frowned at Ye Chen and the others more than once. She was arrogant and indifferent. She came here to find out Ye Chen's identity. Who would have thought that drinking could lead to so many weird things.
Looking at Li Yuanyang and Yuan Zhi again, their faces were no longer faces, they were changing back and forth as if they were changing color.
Just before, they had calculated that this meal would cost them tens of thousands, and each person would cost tens of thousands. This was not a treat! This is naked bloodletting!
"Don't be so sad! Come on, I'll tell you a joke." Seeing Li Yuanyang and Yuan Zhi's ugly faces, Wei Wenzhuo said something, not forgetting to roll up his sleeves as he said, "Say, there once was an old man... ..."
"Go away, can you change it?" As soon as Wei Wenzhuo opened his mouth, Chen Rongyun, Li Zhang and Xu Nuoyan cursed. Judging from their posture, they had heard the joke Wei Wenzhuo was about to tell more than once.
"Come on, come on, let me have one." Chen Rongyun shook his head and licked his hair, "Hey, when something goes in, it is red and hard, but when it is pulled out, it becomes soft and wet."
After the guy finished speaking, he glanced at Ye Chen, Wei Wenzhuo, Li Zhang, Li Yuanyang, Yuan Zhi and Ji Ningshuang, "Guys, don't tell me you don't know. All men know this."
"Understood in a second." Wei Wenzhuo and Li Zhang raised their OK gestures one after another.
"I understand in seconds." Ye Chen was the same.
Ahem! Only Li Yuanyang and Yuan Zhi coughed dryly. Although they knew about it, in order to maintain their image, they pretended to be innocent little peppers.
Looking at Ji Ningshuang, she was still drinking quietly and did not make any reaction to this question. Wei Wenzhuo and Chen Rongyun looked at her one after another.
"It's weird that she knows." Ye Chen directly rubbed his eyebrows. He had never experienced that before, so it was really hard to know the answer. I have to say that Chen Rongyun's question was really high! It’s really high!
"It's hard when you put it in, but it's soft when you pull it out. What is this!" Here, Luo Xi was still scratching her little head. How could she, so innocently, have thought of what Chen Rongyun was talking about.
Not only him, but also Shangguan Yu'er, Bi You, and Xu Nuoyan didn't know why.
"What the hell is it?" After thinking for a while, Luo Xi looked at Chen Rongyun curiously.
"When it comes to this thing, it..."
"Boss, where's our tiger whip?" Wei Wenzhuo's words were really amazing. After howling, the guy coughed and glanced at Xu Nuoyan and Luo Xi. He coughed, "Tiger Whip." Not bad, aphrodisiac.”
As soon as these words came out, Xu Nuoyan, who was closest to Chen Rongyun, slapped her and called him over. She seemed to have guessed the answer from Wei Wenzhuo's words, "You bitch, dirty, rogue, scoundrel."
Not only her, but also Shangguan Yu'er, Bi You and Ji Ningshuang on Ye Chen's side all had extremely strange expressions on their faces.
Especially Shangguan Yu'er, but thinking of that red and hard thing, her whole cheek turned red. She glared at Ye Chen fiercely, and it was vaguely visible that there were still sparks burning in her beautiful, clear and watery eyes. rise.
"Again...it's not me who said that." Ye Chen twitched the corner of his mouth.
"What on earth is that!" A group of people who understood instantly had different expressions. Only Luo Xi blinked her innocent eyes and looked at this and that.
"Here comes the tiger whip." This voice came at the perfect time, causing Ye Chen and the others to cast a deep look at the restaurant owner who came to deliver the food in person.
"Come on, let's eat." Wei Wenzhuo rolled up his sleeves and started directly. He picked up a big one and handed it to Xu Noyan, "This is a good thing, for beauty and anti-aging."
"roll."
"Don't let us eat." Wei Wenzhuo curled his lips.
"This is really a good thing." Chen Rongyun, Li Zhang and Ye Chen also started to move one after another. The four guys were so shameless that they didn't even use chopsticks and just started. Xu Nuoyan, Shangguan Yu'er, Bi You and Ji Ningshuang retched and almost vomited out all the milk they had eaten when they were children.
"Eh? Why don't you two eat it?" Ye Chen looked at Li Yuanyang and Yuan Zhi while chewing. They really didn't move in order to protect their image.
"Don't be embarrassed!" Ye Chen said, turning to look at Ji Ningshuang beside him, "Brother Ji, why don't you eat?"
"No appetite." Ji Ningshuang held the wine glass and looked directly out of the window.
What kind of scene is this? Four beauties are watching four teases eating tiger whip. After the passersby saw it, their expressions became more exciting than the last.
Fortunately, other dishes soon arrived, and the awkward and weird scene eased somewhat.
However, after that, Ye Chen and the others simply became shameless at best and shameless at worst.
The four of them didn't know whether they hadn't eaten in eight lifetimes, or whether they had been fed by starving ghosts in their previous lives. It was simply not the way humans should eat. The most important thing was that they didn't have to spend any money and they could eat with confidence.
"I heard that there's a great guy in Nanchu recently. I wonder if you know it." Wei Wenzhuo, who was chewing pig's trotters, said intentionally or unintentionally, "Well, he's the one from the Heng Yue Sect. What's his name? ?”
"Ye Chen." Li Zhang on the side added, with a meatball stuffed in his mouth.
"Yeah, that's that kid." Chen Rongyun nodded, not forgetting to glance at Biyou and Shangguan Yu'er, "You should have heard of it!"