Wow!
In the early morning, Ye Chen rubbed his face and climbed up from the boulder.
First he shook his head, and then Ye Chen looked at the fairy fire in the sea of pills with a dark face, "I said, can you please stop hitting me in the face every time."
Just last night, when Ye Chen was trying out the formation, he was slapped hard by the immortal fire. Not only last night, but after so many formation attempts, his face would basically receive special care.
"I was stunned." Ye Chen took out a small mirror and didn't forget to look around.
Looking at Xian Huo again, he seems to be okay. I don’t know if it’s a mistake or because Ye Chen’s face is inherently in need of a slap in the face. It’s so fast and accurate every time, and the feeling of being slapped in the face is simply not too comfortable. .
Soon, Ye Chen put away the small mirror, jumped off the boulder, and ran all the way to Chu Ling'er's retreat.
Since this month, this is what he has to do every day.
Chu Xuan'er had already said that he could only go down the mountain if Chu Ling'er came out of seclusion.
So! If he wanted to go down the mountain for a walk, he would come over every day to take a look. If Chu Ling'er came out of seclusion, he would be free.
After a while, Ye Chen once again came to the stone door where Chu Ling'er was retreating.
Seeing that the stone door was tightly closed, Ye Chen scratched his head and said, "Daughter-in-law, if I don't take you like this, are you going to stay in there for the rest of your life?"
"Who is your wife?" Soon, Chu Ling'er cursed loudly from the stone gate, "Are you feeling itchy again?"
"My master has said that when you come out of seclusion, I want you to marry me." Ye Chen picked his nose and consciously wiped the boogers on the stone door, "Besides, let's Both of us are in bed, I have to take responsibility, right?"
"Who wants to marry you, who wants you to be responsible." Chu Ling'er cursed angrily, "If something happens, it doesn't matter, get out of here!"
"I have something to do, of course I have something to do." Ye Chen chuckled and took out the colorful phoenix dress, "Come on, take a look, do you think it looks good? This is what I brought back from Dan City. One piece for free." I gave it to the master, one for you, this is unique in the world.”
Not to mention, Chu Linger, who was sitting cross-legged in the cave, opened her eyes and seemed to be able to see the colorful phoenix dress through the stone door.
"This guy's eyesight is not bad." Chu Ling'er smiled lightly.
"Hey, I got two pieces of clothing that are unique in the world. That one is also colorful. It looks like twins with this one. It's perfect for you two to be twin sisters." Ye Chen was still chattering. , "I carefully selected you. I'm not impressed."
"You're so impressed!" Although there was a slight smile on her lips, Chu Ling'er still cursed angrily.
"No! Where did I spend half a million?"
"Five...five hundred thousand?" Chu Ling'er couldn't help but cursed, "You should spend half a million to buy a piece of clothing, you should be free!"
"You don't understand this!" Ye Chen simply found a comfortable place to sit down, "The clothes seller said that they only make one piece of clothes like this, it's unique! It's a limited edition, besides, As long as you like it, money is not a problem. If you don’t have it, you can earn it again! If you can’t earn it, you can borrow it! If you can’t borrow it, you can steal it! If you can’t steal it, you can rob it!”
Chu Ling'er was immediately amused and couldn't help but ask, "What if I can't get it?"
"This question is serious." Ye Chen touched his chin and said earnestly, "If you can't get it, you can only sell my beauty. I heard that this industry is very popular."
Phew!
Chu Ling'er was so amused that she burst into laughter this time, "Can you do it?"
"That must work!" Ye Chen shook his head and licked his hair, "My body is very strong. I'm not bragging to you. If we sleep on the same bed, I can do half of it." The moon will never stop."
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Chu Ling'er glanced outside. Although she was just listening, her cheeks were already red. Whenever she mentioned this matter, she could not help but think of what happened that night. That night she What a **.** it was called!
"I dreamed of you yesterday." Ye Chen started to pick his nose again, while wiping boogers on the stone door. "When I woke up, it was so wet that I didn't even want to change my clothes."
"Get out of here, right now." Chu Ling'er's chest heaved violently in embarrassment.
"When it comes to having sex, a man has to take the initiative." Ye Chen ignored Chu Ling'er's scolding and continued to say shamelessly, "Take that night for example! It was you who was always on top. , I was stood up when I arrived. I had just felt proud, but before I even got in, I was picked up and given a good beating! I feel bad just thinking about it..."
ah..!
Chu Ling'er in the cave was already going crazy, her cheeks were extremely red, "Ye Chen, believe it or not, I will strangle you to death right now."
"Yes, you were like that that night. You were going to strangle me to death when you were done. Fortunately, I was smart." Ye Chen was completely shameless. When he caught what happened that night, spittle flew all over the sky, "Do you know? Why didn't you find me that night? I hid in a place you would never expect, do you want to know?"
Not to mention, Chu Ling'er's ears pricked up, she really wanted to know.
That night, she went out for only a few minutes, but there was no sign of him when he came back. He searched almost the entire monster forest, but couldn't find it. She is still wondering about this
However, she listened with her ears pricked up, and Ye Chen simply stopped talking, which made her almost vomit blood on the spot.
"Hey, the clothes are here for you." Ye Chen picked his ears, and then he didn't forget to put down the phoenix and jade hairpin, "This phoenix and jade hairpin is also unique in the world. If you want to bring it, but You want to be my bride!”
After saying that, Ye Chen patted his butt and left. He felt that it was quite good to come here every day and tell dirty jokes.
Not long after he left, the stone door trembled, and as a gust of wind blew by, the colorful phoenix clothes and phoenix jade hairpins disappeared.
"Bad boy, I'll deal with you when I get out." Chu Ling'er's angry voice sounded in the cave, and it was vaguely visible that there was a slight smile hanging on her beautiful face.
Here, Ye Chen had arrived at the Jade Girl Pavilion, and stood outside and called out, "Master?" However, after a long time, Chu Xuan'er did not come out, and Chu Xuan'er did not respond.
"Master isn't here?" Ye Chen touched his chin, then glanced down the mountain, "Going down the mountain for a walk?"
As he spoke, he ran down the mountain.
Perhaps because she was afraid that Ye Chen could sneak away, Chu Xuan'er used a barrier to cover the entire Jade Girl Peak. However, if it were placed in the past, this barrier could still trap Ye Chen, but now, the barrier is no different from a decoration.
Soon, Ye Chen came to the edge of the barrier and wiped it with his fingers. The barrier was soft and his hand quickly bounced back.
"I'm smart, I can always run out." Ye Chen chuckled, summoned the fairy fire, and then transformed into a small dagger. He lightly scratched the barrier, and the soft barrier was immediately cut through by him. A big hole was made.
"Free." Ye Chen raised his feet and ran out.