Chicken and duck talk
No, they are talking to birds. According to the eight steps of the common biological classification, its degree of difficulty directly crosses the fifth step.
No matter what he said, such as patiently explaining the importance of explaining his needs. As a result, the bird just stared at him shrewdly, letting his mouth dry out and his throat hoarse when he spoke, the other party just tilted his head too much.
Thirsty, and there is a real urgent need to solve people's physical hygiene problems, he stood up and directly expressed to the other party what he was going to do with actions, such as lifting the leather jacket.
Then, halfway through urinating against the nest wall, he was knocked down by the wing of a stupid bird, and fell on the puddle he made wet. And know...
Yan Mo got up silently, stood up straight, took off the heavy leather jacket, and threw it aside. At the same time, tell yourself to be patient, the process of taming animals is a process of comparing patience with the other party.
Immediately, he stuck out his tongue in front of the stupid bird, slapped it, and then raised his head as if wanting to drink water. It is useless to talk now, and it is not enough to express it directly with actions. He can only do actions, hoping that the other party will understand in case.
He didn't know if the stupid bird really understood, maybe it was thirsty itself. At that time, he had made no less than 300 actions similar to wanting to drink water, and he even heard the stupid bird make a sound like It was a happy "grunt" sound, and that expression looked like watching a clown perform a circus.
The stupid bird flew out, he swallowed, and quickly began to search for all useful things in the nest.
Feathers, dry grass, twigs, these are all useless for now.
Buried under the hay and feathers, there are many translucent stones. They are as big as a human palm, oval, and regular. They look like pebbles. They are beautiful but useless.
He expected to find many hides and bones, but hardly any.
Strange, don't stupid birds eat in their nests
He doesn't know the habits of birds, not to mention that different species of birds have different living habits. Judging from the cleanliness and orderliness of the bird's nest, this bird is very clean and good at making nests bird.
He inspected the structure of the nest walls and dug down to the lowest levels of the nest.
The whole bird's nest was built with a mixture of twigs, gravel, dry grass, mud, and other glues that he couldn't see.
The smell of the bird's nest is a bit salty, and many materials such as mud are probably taken from the saline-alkali wetland of Suaeda salsa.
This bird even knows to place a lot of pebbles in the lower layer of the nest to press the nest and prevent it from being blown away by the strong wind.
But how is this bird's nest fixed on the top of the stone pillar? The top of the mountain is very windy. Although the overall size of the bird's nest is large, this should not be the real reason why it is not blown away.
Yan Mo couldn't understand, after he couldn't find anything that could help him, his gaze finally fell on the animal skin coat he took off.
Is it possible to bite them into strips with your teeth, and then form animal skin ropes to hang down
Or make kites and hang gliders
Hehe, the imagination is very full, the reality is very skinny, but it is inevitable to give it a try...
Big Bird is back, and this time he even brought him two honeydew melons! There is one stuck in one of the paws.
The stupid bird stretched out its paws and shook at him, "slap", one melon fell, and the other one did the same.
Yan Mo was not too polite, but how could the bunch of mare's milk grapes make him full? After tasting the taste, it made him even hungrier. Now that he had something that could really satisfy his hunger, he sat down and walked along the paws on the melon rind. The hole broke the melon apart.
He kept the melon rind, and he had a hunch that if he ate it like this, he would probably do something more indecent later.
Seeing that Yan Mo had finished eating, the big bird called "Jie" to him.
What do you mean? Yan Mo wiped his face, sat on the ground and looked up at it.
The big bird arched Yan Mo's face with his beak, and Yan Mo was overturned by the opponent's strength.
"Oh!" His nose hurts so sore! Yan Mo held his nose and tears flowed out.
The big bird called to him again, Yan Mo didn't understand what it meant, and didn't want to lie down, so he got up again holding his nose.
As a result... the stupid bird arched him again with its hard beak, and this time it arched his back.
Yan Mo fell down again.
"Gulu, Gulu." The stupid bird took two steps in the nest, as if extremely happy.
Seeing Yan Mo lying on the ground and refusing to get up, it even grabbed his hair with its beak and pulled him.
Yan Mo's hair was picked off by the stupid bird without seriousness, his scalp may have been torn, and he touched blood.
Helpless, he had to stand up again.
He understood, this stupid bird was teasing him! Including what he said and did to it just now, it thought it was entertaining it!
So in order to praise and encourage him, the stupid bird brought him two honeydew melons, so that he could play with them after eating. People are no longer satisfied with watching, but want to interact and participate together.
Yan Mo... was about to be beaten to death.
When he lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead, and refused to get up again to play the game of you poking me and I throwing you with the stupid bird, the stupid bird ripped off most of his hair.
That stupid bird even picked up his hair and piled it against his face.
Yan Mo turned over, grabbed his hair and threw a stupid face, sneered, "You want to play, don't you? Come here, uncle will give you an injection."
In the end, Yan Mo only used the golden needle to prick the stupid bird's paws a few times to discourage him, because before he was sure that he could immobilize or stab the stupid bird to death, any behavior that made the other party feel hostile was not advisable.
However, the outer cuticle of the stupid bird's claw was hard and thick enough, and his golden needle didn't even penetrate it.
Seeing that the stupid bird just looked down at him and didn't react, he knew that he was not in pain at all.
Soon, Yan Mo's stomach began to react as he expected, he calmly pulled the melon rind, and then solved the problem.
He doesn't know if this bird has a sense of smell. It is said that some birds have a very sensitive sense of smell, while others don't. But looking at the two small holes on the top of the other's hard beak, he thinks the other party should be able to smell, right
He himself stinks!
The stupid bird was still tilting its head to see what he wanted to do, but soon, it seemed to freeze.
"Jie!" Unable to bear it, the stupid bird grabbed the little Twoleg monster emitting a terrible smell, and flew him out.
Bad luck again for his shoulder.
But no matter what, he has been taken out of that prison, and the opportunity to escape is at hand!
The stupid bird threw him into a stream near the Suaeda sea.
"Plop!" The water splashed, and Yan Mo's lips touched the cold, odorless water.
He didn't open his mouth to drink, but sat up slowly, allowing the stream to push him out!
Looking back at the stone pillar, I realized that the upper end of the stone pillar was actually sunken, and the bird's nest built by the stupid bird happened to be stuck in that hollow as a whole. The bowl-shaped depression at the top of the stone pillar seems to have some gaps, which are not completely closed, allowing the water accumulated in the bird's nest to flow out. The black water marks flowing from the bird's nest can be clearly seen on the stone pillar.
Looking back at the surrounding environment, the creek is very shallow and the water is extremely clear. There are many translucent pebbles in the creek, and small fish can be seen swimming by.
The blood from the injured shoulder flowed into the creek, and the blood melted little by little.
Yan Mo stood up with difficulty and walked to the shore.
Then he saw a large number of scattered animal bones, and among some low bushes, there were many remaining furs of animals that had not decayed.
It turns out that this is the canteen of the human-faced bird!
"Plop!" There was another sound of falling into the water.
A certain person turned his head and saw half of the melon rind stuck upside down and being washed in front of him by the current.
The corner of Yan Mo's mouth twitched, this is really a clean bird.
The human-faced bird seemed very angry, but at the same time seemed very helpless. It threw away the terrible thing that stinks its nest, although when it stuck its claws in it, a lot of the terrible thing inside still flowed out. But it doesn't matter, there will be a lot of water flowing from the sky tomorrow, and after tomorrow, its nest will no longer have that terrible smell.
The human-faced bird walked like pacing in the stream. It didn't like to take a bath, but it could wash its paws.
Shall I take Little Twoleg to its other lair tonight
But before that, it has to teach this little Twoleg monster, who doesn't like to be clean, not to pee in his den!
Like it, it has always been pulling while flying, and it will never get into its own nest at all.
But the little Twolegs can't fly, how can we make him fly
Wouldn't it be nice if the little Twolegs could walk out of the den by itself and come back after pulling it
Yan Mo thought that the stupid bird was angry and took him to the cafeteria to eat him, grabbed two pebbles and ran away!
He used the fastest speed, and at the moment when the stupid bird was not staring at him, Sa Yazi ran to the bushes not far away, trying to run into the woods far away, so that the stupid bird couldn't get in, and he was temporarily safe.
"Jie!" The human-faced bird uttered a sharp cry that was different from the past, and rushed over with a flap of its wings.
Yan Mo ran into the bushes, and the moment he rushed in, he roared: "Ah!"
He just looked at this bush as if it was safe, but why does this seemingly thornless bush secrete a kind of mucus
Especially when he rushed in and broke a few branches, the green slime touched his body, and immediately made him feel the burning pain, as if being scalded by a red-hot iron bar.
Poor Yan Mo just ran in, then quickly turned around and rushed out, rushing towards the stream not far away.
The human-faced bird saw the little Twolegs turn around, retracted its wings, and slowly slid to the edge of the stream.
"Jie! Gulu, Gulu." You are the stupidest Twoleg monster I've ever seen, and you actually ran towards Thor's spit.
"Pfft!" Yan Mo rushed into the stream, desperately scrubbing the mucus off his body.
The cold water would make him feel better, but it couldn't completely solve his pain, and looking at the skin that was stained with mucus, it was already red and swollen visible to the naked eye.
that's it! Just like this, he still wants to escape from the bird's mouth alone and live in this neighborhood? !
Hahaha! You are dreaming!
Take a look, if you are given a chance to escape, you can only run back!
Yan Mo's tears kept flowing down, not from sadness, but from uncontrollable physiological tears, those red, swollen and scalded skin were too painful.
If he didn't think that the animal fur coat was stained with urine and became confused for a moment, and wanted to wait until it was dry before putting it on, he wouldn't have been so naked and burned so many places.
The human-faced bird paced behind his buttocks, "Jie!"
Don't run around, idiot, it's dangerous around here.
And why did you peel off your fur? are not you cold? It has already smelled the breath of winter. At this time, those who run on the ground and fly in the sky, who doesn't rush to change into thicker fur or feathers? Picking my fur at this time, Jie Jie, how stupid!
The human-faced bird tilted its head, flapped its wings, and flew back to its nest again.
"Pfft!" It was his animal skin coat that fell off this time.
Yan Mo looked at the animal fur coat that quickly sank to the bottom, expressing deep regret once again.
The water in the stream did not bring much relief to the burns on his body, and he needed to find medical treatment.
When Yan Mo was in a hurry to check if there were any suitable herbs nearby, the human-faced bird lowered its head and picked up a translucent pebble from the water and handed it to him.
What does it mean
Yan Mo didn't take it immediately.
Human-faced bird was a little anxious, and rubbed the most swollen wound on his waist with a stone in its mouth.
But its beak touched his skin first, and at that moment, Yan Mo screamed as if someone had cut the wound again.
The human-faced bird tilted its head, this time it sent the pebble to the young man's hand, take it, take it!
Yan Mo understood, he took the pebble, and tentatively pressed and rolled it on the red and swollen place where he was stained with mucus.
A bone-chilling sensation immediately spread from the wound.
After a while, as he kept rolling the pebbles on his wound, the unbearable burning feeling became less and less.
As soon as Yan Mo found out that it was effective, he immediately bent down and grabbed a pebble again, using both hands, pressed it on the two most severe wounds.
After this incident, Yan Mo temporarily lost the thought of running away. He could feel that the scary-looking human-faced bird really didn't intend to treat him as food, but more like raising a bird. … pets.
On the same day, he was brought back to the nest by the big bird again, but this time he didn't wait for the big bird to grab his shoulder, and he took the initiative to grab its ankle.
Big Bird was not used to being grabbed by his ankle at first, and even shook his body naturally to try to throw him down.
Yan Mo remained still, and let the big bird lead him to circle in the sky until it flew over the nest. He felt that the altitude was safe, so he let go and jumped off.
The human-faced bird seemed to be quite surprised. It grabbed the edge of the nest with both feet and stared at him for a long time, making a "grunt" sound in its throat.
Yan Mo can now easily tell that whenever the big bird makes a similar grunt from its throat, it mostly means that it is in a good mood. If the sound of "Jie" is soft, it's okay, if the sound is sharp and high-pitched, it mostly means warning and anger.
The big bird just stared at him for a while, although the stench in the bird's nest was no longer heavy, the big bird didn't want to stay in his nest for a long time, and he didn't come back all night without him.
The next day, the rain poured down.
He had nowhere to hide from the rain, so he could only huddle in a corner of the bird's nest against the still-dried animal skin, surrounded by hay and feathers he had gathered, but even so, he was still shivering from the cold.
Obviously, yesterday was quite warm during the day, but today it rained heavily, like freezing rain, chilling the heart and lungs.
The big bird didn't know where it went, maybe it was looking for a place to shelter from the rain? This nest is not suitable for rainy days and winter.
A beast is a beast, so if you throw him in the den and leave him alone, if you see that he can take a bath, you think he is not afraid of the rain, right? As for food for pets, there is still one of yesterday's honeydew melons in the nest, water... so much rain, are you afraid that there will be no water to drink
Will he freeze to death? Yan Mo thought of this before he hugged his shoulders and curled up into a ball before passing out.
Yan Mo was sick, his whole body was burning hot and he was unconscious.
The human-faced bird flew back after the rain stopped the next day. When it found that the little two-legged monster it had captured could not wake up no matter what it did and would not eat or drink water, it became anxious and flew up and down to transport the two-legged monster. Translucent pebbles.
It thought that there was Thor's saliva on the little Twolegs, otherwise it wouldn't be able to breathe, and it would be steaming, and its whole face would be red.
Soon, the cobblestones were piled up to cover Yan Mo, who was burning and talking nonsense. At first glance, it seemed that there was a human-shaped stone grave in the bird's nest.
"Dudu..., don't come here, dad is wrong, dad shouldn't let you suffer in this world..."
"Dudu, Dad is here to find you... we..."
"Yuan Zhan, you bastard! I'm going to kill you... I'm going to..."
"Salt... a lot of salt..."
"Yuan Zhan, save me... I'll pay you back a hundred catties... no... ten catties of salt... we're both in debt, I don't owe you anymore... the next time I see you, I'll... kill you..."
What is Little Twoleg saying
Is he dying
It doesn't want Twolegs to die.
Is Little Twoleg homesick
It had seen that the Twolegs were all living together.
Together... yes, it's going to catch another Twoleg!
"Jie!" The human-faced bird suddenly raised its height, its huge wings flapped violently, its body turned into a stream of black light, and rushed to the distance at the fastest speed.