"The first one, Pan Jinlian!" Bai Lan said, clasping his fingers in a serious manner.
Gu Mengmeng choked on her drink and almost didn't spray it on Bai Lan's face. She said with a puzzled look on her face: "Who are you talking about?"
"Pan Jinlian..." Bai Lan seemed a little drunk, looking at Gu Mengmeng with dull eyes and reiterated: "Well, yes, it's Pan Jinlian."
"Sister, I am a person who went to elementary school after all. Don't lie to me!" Gu Mengmeng couldn't laugh or cry. Even if she was busy working and studying less, she wouldn't even know Pan Jinlian. That's nothing. A positive teaching material.
Bai Lan stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Gu Mengmeng, making a NoNoNo gesture, and said: "Listen to me. Pan Jinlian... tell us... tell us what... burp... ah, I remembered it. . Pan Jinlian told us, if you like this man, keep it, if you don’t like it, poison him and replace him with another one. It’s simple! Right, but look at your giant Buddha, does it look like someone who can drink poison? Ha...it doesn’t look like it! It doesn’t look like it at all!”
Gu Mengmeng is so sweaty...
Subconsciously, he glanced at Sneib and saw Sneib playing with her hair without smiling. He leaned into her ear and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "The poison you gave me, I will definitely get rid of it. But... poison is of no use to me."
Gu Mengmeng thought that Snei was joking and just poked him with her elbow. She smiled and shook her head before turning to Bai Lan. She saw Bai Lan clasping his second finger and saying, "The second case is Who is it... Wu Zetian."
Wu Zetian? Does Wu Zetian have anything to do with love? Is she most famous for not being the emperor
Bai Lan smiled and poked Gu Mengmeng's little head with an expression of "Look, you don't understand anything", and continued: "Wu Zetian told us, men, just keep it if you are obedient. If you don't understand... just do it." Damn it! If you can do it, try not to make any noise."
Gu Mengmeng:…
Is that so? I don’t study well, don’t lie to me!
Bai Lan stretched out a third finger and laughed loudly: "Case 3, Tang Monk."
Gu Mengmeng's eyes almost popped out of her head. She shook Bai Lan's shoulders and said, "Sister, wake up! Tang Seng is a man, and he is also a monk. He has nothing to do with love!"
Bai Lan shook his head and said: "How come you, a little girl who is inexperienced in the world, are so innocent? You tell me, why are you so innocent?!"
Gu Mengmeng looked at Bai Lan confused, and Bai Lan continued: "Tell me, why are there so many goblins vying to marry Tang Seng in "Journey to the West"? Huh? Why!"
Gu Mengmeng thought for a moment and said, "Tang Monk... is he handsome?"
Bai Lan shook his head and said: "Because Tang Monk is delicious and very tonic! So, after getting married, you can live your life as long as you can, but if you can't... you can still eat it."
Gu Mengmeng thinks there is nothing wrong with this logic! He patted his thigh and laughed.
Bai Lan suddenly stopped laughing, snatched Gu Mengmeng from Snei's arms, hugged her, and cried loudly: "But why did you choose such a powerful person? If he bullies you one day in the future, he can bully you to death, and there may not even be a single person in the entire S city who dares to collect our bodies!"
It turned out that it was she who Bai Lan was worried about.
Gu Mengmeng felt warm in her heart, and hugged Bai Lan back to comfort her: "No, you also said that he has power, but I have nothing. If he doesn't really like me, why waste time on me? Where is the time? What do I have to deserve someone trying to bully me? Right?"