Gu Mengmeng was already a little drunk, but Wa Dan was still very energetic. Gu Mengmeng rubbed her temples and shook her head, saying: "No, I can't drink anymore."
Wa Dan grabbed Gu Mengmeng's neck and said, "We agreed to get drunk with me and then we'll be done with it... Is it okay if your words don't count?"
Gu Mengmeng stood up unsteadily, walked to the wine barrel with eight immortal steps like cotton under her feet, opened the lid of a wine barrel with a pop, then leaned on the edge of the barrel and curled her fingers towards the tiles. , said: "Xiao Shi, I'm not a stingy person, you know... I said you'll get off after you get drunk, you'll get off after you get drunk, come here... look at this, you see... it's all alcohol, I'm a rich man, do you know?" "
Wa Di leaned to the edge of the barrel and smelled it deeply. His face was filled with greed, and he looked at Gu Mengmeng and asked, "This... give it to me?"
Gu Mengmeng made a "please" gesture and said: "I've finished drinking this, and there's... do you see it next to it? There are so many... I don't care if you have enough, drink whatever you want!"
Wadan held Gu Mengmeng's shoulders with both hands, bumped Gu Mengmeng's forehead hard, and said: "Gu Mengmeng, you are so righteous! From now on, my little shit is your friend! Your business is My business, go up to the mountains of swords and go down to the sea of fire, if my little shit blinks, I will be born by you..."
"Well..." Gu Mengmeng changed the tone eight times, shook her head and corrected: "My partners are a wolf and a fox. They can't give birth to a long worm as big as you..."
Watong also shook his head, pulled Gu Mengmeng's shoulders and turned her around, pointing at the back of her neck and said: "No, you have a mate from the snake tribe. Look, the mark is here... This mark... Look at the thief. Looks familiar, I seem to have seen it somewhere..."
Gu Mengmeng covered the back of her neck and said with a look of realization: "Yes, yes, yes, I have the mark of the snake clan on my neck... Okay, then you will be my child from now on!"
Leia and Ervis looked at each other, looking at Gu Mengmeng and Wadun talking nonsense seriously and seriously, a little bit dumbfounded.
Watong thought for a while and said: "So... you and Sneib gave birth to me... Then I got married to Sneib's mother and became Sneib's little dad... So who is Sneib and I?" Who is the father?"
Gu Mengmeng seemed to be involved too. She couldn't figure out how to compare her hands. Finally, she patted her forehead and said, "You are my father!"
Wadi nodded and said, "Okay, I'm your father!"
Gu Mengmeng patted the wine barrel and said, "Come on, dad respects you!"
Wadan nodded heavily and said, "Okay, dad, I'll do it first out of respect!"
After saying that, he plunged into the barrel and started drinking.
Elvis poked Leia with his elbow and asked, "So, who's whose father now?"
Leia held her forehead and said, "I haven't passed CET-4 or CET-6, so I don't understand much."
After saying that, he walked forward with a smile, hugged Gu Mengmeng in his arms, and said, "He won't be able to finish the drink in a while, so you should go and take a nap first."
Gu Mengmeng looked at Leia and was stunned for two seconds. Then she raised her arm and slapped Leia, saying, "You monster, give me back my master!"
Leia was beaten until she was stunned. She looked at Ervis with an innocent face and asked, "Who is her master..."
Elvis thought for a while, then grabbed Aulidin from the side who was beaten by Leia with a bruised nose and face, and said: "That's it, let's make do with it."
Leia nodded, grabbed one of Olitin's legs and carried him to Gu Mengmeng, saying, "Come, give it back to your master."
Gu Mengmeng didn't answer. Instead, she squatted down and looked at Aoliding dully for a long time. Then she said, "I heard that eating him will make you immortal... In this case, I can stay with you forever." She’s attracted to my man... How about the three of us eat him up?"
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Who said last time that Elvis and Lea were not good at drinking wine
Look at these two things...
I once had a friend who drank too much. When he came out of the bar, he insisted on saying that he was a Pleasant Goat. He lay down on the green belt and ate grass. He couldn't pull the stool away and ate a mouthful of mud.
The next day, he still blamed us for not stopping him. We showed him the video and said that we had already stopped him, but we couldn't stop him.
He said: "Then you won't shout "The Big Gray Wolf is coming!"? "
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To sum up, don’t reason with drunk people, it’s useless…