Soon it was the final round, and Jiang Tang and the others were still in first place.
The task this time is you draw and I guess. One family member will come forward to draw the picture, and the other family member will write the corresponding answer. Each person has only three chances for each question. Failure to answer three times is considered a failure.
Just as Jiang Tang was thinking about who to send to paint, Lin Suizhou volunteered: "I'll do it."
Jiang Tang looked suspicious: "You?"
"Do not believe?"
She looked up and down, Lin Suizhou was no better than Mr. Xia, and he didn't have much artistic talent at first glance. But he has said so, and he can't get his way.
"Okay, you come."
Jiang Tang and the two children sat opposite him.
There are five questions in total. Lin Suizhou glanced at the card, picked up a black carbon pen and began to draw on the whiteboard.
He first drew a circle, then added a few strokes, and soon, a stick figure appeared.
Jiang Tang frowned: "Human?"
Lin Suizhou shook his head, and drew a circle on top of the stickman's head. Jiang Tang barely recognized that it was the sun.
She scratched her head: "The person who basks in the sun?"
He glanced at her, obviously saying that she was stupid, then turned around, and added a clock in another open space, the hour hand pointed to seven o'clock.
At this moment, other teams have come over, and she scratched her head anxiously: "The people who go to work?"
"Answer wrong, mom has no chance."
Lin Suizhou gave Jiang Tang a white look, pointed at Liang Shen: "Come here."
Liang Shen's eyes lit up, and when he was about to open his mouth to answer, his father looked away, "Forget it, let's guess."
Liang Shen:? ? ?
Liang Qian said softly, "Have breakfast."
Lin Suizhou smiled gently, and gave his daughter encouraging eyes: "Qianqian is really smart."
Jiang Tang: "..."
Jiang Tang: "... ??"
Eat... for breakfast
She raised her hand to interrupt Lin Suizhou who was about to start the second question, pointed to the whiteboard and said, "Tell me, where is the breakfast?"
Lin Suizhou pointed at the villain, and said sternly: "This is a primary school student with a red scarf on his chest. This is the sun, which means that he just got up and is going to school. Of course he has to eat breakfast before school."
"… ha?"
She widened her eyes, and it took her a long time to recognize that the black thing on the chest of the stickman was a red scarf
God damn red scarf!
"In order to let you understand, I specially added a clock, but unfortunately you failed to guess what I meant."
"..."
If you can guess, there are ghosts!
There was a sudden pain in the head. Hearing the snickering sounds of the parents around him, Jiang Tang was inexplicably tired. He thought that Xie Er only appeared in TV dramas, but...he met one today.
At the beginning of the second question, Jiang Tang took a deep breath to settle his mind, and looked at the whiteboard seriously.
Lin Suizhou looked down at the card in his hand, and did not move for a long time. After a while, Lin Suizhou looked at the teacher who asked the question: "I give up this question, some children are not suitable."
Not suitable for children
Jiang Tang stepped forward and snatched the card, only to see three bold characters written on it—little tadpole.
tear up.
She tore the card straight away.
Jiang Tang raised her head and smiled angrily: "Tell me, what's wrong with little tadpoles?"
Lin Suizhou's eyelashes trembled slightly, and all the answers were kept in silence.
Soon, the adults around realized the connotation and cast ambiguous glances one after another.
Jiang Tang's face turned blue and red, and finally turned around, holding the card and returning to his seat.
He raised the corner of his lips: "Next question."
After a second of trance, the teacher handed Lin Suizhou a new card.
Time passed by, the people around Jiang Tang left one by one, and they were still here to continue your drawing, I guess.
Lin Suizhou erased the original "work" calmly, drew two wavy patterns on it with a black carbon pen, and then drew a stickman on the pattern, followed by a match... dog
The lines were too abstract for Jiang Tang to recognize.
"alright."
Jiang Tang blinked, and worked hard to identify and think for a few seconds: "Walking the dog?"
Lin Suizhou frowned, and her heart tightened. Could it be... Isn't it walking the dog, that's—
"Walk the cat?"
He sighed and reminded, "It has nothing to do with cats and dogs."
Jiang Tang: "..."
Jiang Tang: "Give me some hints?"
"We use it every day."
I use it every day...
Jiang Tang stared at the painting, and she swore that she never read the college entrance examination papers so seriously before. A minute later, Jiang Tang had an idea, jumped up and snapped her fingers: "I see."
Lin Suizhou raised his eyebrows slightly, his eyes filled with anticipation.
"Avanti riding a donkey!"
The moment the voice fell, the expectation on Lin Suizhou's face faded into hope at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The teacher next to her who knew the answer almost burst out laughing. She took out a small bag of melon seeds from her pocket and licked them while watching the excitement.
At this time, the last one also caught up and moved towards the key point.
Jiang Tang and the others successfully changed from the champion to the tail of the crane.
"Isn't it... isn't it?"
Lin Suizhou looked away: "Liang Shen."
"I… "
"Forget it, come on Qianqian."
Liang Shen: "..."
"Father, I don't know." Qianqian shook her head honestly, "I can't guess."
"I know!" Liang Shen, who finally had a chance to answer the question, raised his hand frantically. Lin Suizhou had no choice but to ask his son with the lowest IQ to answer.
His eyes sparkle: "Haidilao! Dad, let's eat Haidilao tonight!"
"..."
I knew that it would be better to count on a piece of char siu than to count on him.
Lin Suizhou faced the three people with the card, which read - WIFI.
There was silence.
The teacher behind has already bent over with a smile.
Next is the answer time, Lin Suizhou pointed to the wavy line and said: "This is the sea." The carbon pen slid down and pointed to the straight line, "This is the land."
Then, move to the two stick figures: "This is a man pulling a horse, so... the connection means Heidi Lama."
Jiang Tang looked WTF.
The children were also ignorant and didn't understand what their father was going to say.
Lin Suizhou said: "Heidi Rama is the mother of WIFI, so... the answer is obviously WIFI."
Facing Lin Suizhou's expression of [Why can't you even guess this], Jiang Tang was completely angry, stepped forward and grabbed the pen to draw a WIFI icon on it, and glared at Lin Suizhou with fox eyes: "You can't directly Is that so? They are so small, how do you know if you are drawing Heidi Lama or Haidilao!"
He frowned, suddenly realized: "Yes..."
"..."
Hold!
I thought that Lin Suizhou was a king with MAX IQ, but now it seems that he is a stupid bronze. It is certain that Liang Shen is his own son.
For the last question, Jiang Tang no longer had any hope.
Perhaps because it was a critical moment, Lin Suizhou was extremely serious. He first drew a circle carefully, and then randomly stippled on it.
This time, Jiang Tang decided to follow Lin Suizhou's thinking.
First of all... he definitely wasn't drawing pizza.
According to his theory, the big circle may be the earth, and the dots on it represent the hundreds of millions of people on the earth. From this, it can be imagined... Lin Suizhou painted "You and Me". Live in a global village.
Yes, definitely fine.
With the winning ticket in hand, Jiang Tang calmly said, "You and I."
Shaking her calf, Qianqian said slowly, "Pizza."
Lin Suizhou stepped forward to hug Qianqian, and kissed her on the face: "Qianqian is so smart." After speaking, he gave Jiang Tang a contemptuous look, "Mom can't even guess this."
"..."
"..."
Holding the note with the final location, the four of them finally left the room where you draw and I guess.
Looking at Lin Suizhou who was walking in front with Qianqian in his arms, Jiang Tang became more and more unwilling. She followed with small steps and gently tugged at the corner of the man's clothes, "Why pizza?"
His voice was light, with inexplicable pride: "Because you are not as smart as me."
"..."
Jiang Tang, who is not as smart as Lin Suizhou, just wants to find a place to execute him on the spot.
But it doesn't matter, soon... Boss Lin will soon see the cruelty of the world.
They were the last to arrive at the place where the quest items were placed. In the empty room, there was a pink cosmetic bag on the table in the middle. Seeing that cosmetic bag, Jiang Tang smiled so happy and happy.
"this one?"
Looking at the pink packet, Lin Suizhou, who looked casual, hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter.
"Yes, that's it."
She shook her makeup bag, and it jingled instantly.
Back in the class, the classroom has been newly planned. All the tables and chairs have been moved to the two sides and placed neatly. There is an open space in the middle. There is a line of cursive words "Make up for Dad" written on the big blackboard in front of him.
Jiang Tang looked around, and the scene he saw was extremely lively. The mothers deliberately tricked Dad, stuffing all kinds of cosmetics on them as if they didn't need money. They drew kittens crookedly, and some drew little tigers on their foreheads. Some children were smarter. They cut up colored paper-cuts and used lipstick to stick directly on their father's face as decorations.
There was a mix of screams and laughter in the class, creating chaos.
Lin Suizhou took a look, turned around blankly, and was about to leave.
As soon as one foot was stepped out, Jiang Tang's arms were encircled. She raised her head and smiled sweetly: "Zhou Zai, grandma will love you."
Lin Suizhou: "..."
"Don't be afraid, I see that you are suffering from heat stroke after running all day, why don't you come in and rest."
Lin Suizhou: "..."
In the next second, he was pulled in by Jiang Tang.
Jiang Tang was afraid that the man would break away from her and slip away, so she found a random place and forced him to sit down, then opened the cosmetic bag, and looked around inside.
The kindergarten also spent a lot of money for this event, which contained lipstick, blush and eyebrow cream, and even a box of false eyelashes.
Looking at the messy bottles and cans, Lin Suizhou's eyes jumped severely.
"You asked me to come here just to give me makeup?"
"How do you talk?" Jiang Tang shot him a look, "It's obviously to watch you dance."
"..."
He got up immediately, and was pressed back by Jiang Tang in an instant.
Looking at the cosmetics with her chin lightly, she rolled her eyes and looked at Jiang Tang: "Mom, can I wear a Barbie wig for Dad?"
"Okay, but did you take it?"
"Here, it's in my little locker, and there's also the Xiaomoxian cloak, I brought them too."
Saying that, Qianqian Diandian ran out, and when she came back, she had an extra bag in her hand, which contained a golden wig and a bulingbuling sparkling magic fairy cape.
Lin Suizhou's Adam's apple rolled up and down, looking at Qianqian's sweet and cute little face, his heart was ashamed, it turned out... his daughter is the one who thinks the most.