Become a Villain Wife After Transported

Chapter 85

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Grandma’s funeral was handled by the program team. He was afraid that the children would be sad. Jiang Tang repeatedly urged not to broadcast this episode. The program team agreed to her request. After all, they didn’t want to use the old man’s death hype.

After a week or so of filming, Jiang Tang returned to City A with her children. When passing by a resort, her youngest daughter, Qianqian, who was leaning on the car window, suddenly turned her head and said, "Mom, let's go to the hot spring, shall we~"

This hot spring resort is located at the junction of City B and City A. It seems that it has not been open for a long time, and the doors are deserted.

Jiang Tang looked inward and said, "We only have two days, if you want to play, you can't go home to find Dad."

Who would have thought that the little girl answered simply and neatly: "Then I won't look for it."

After finishing speaking, Qianqian looked at the little devil brother at home again: "Brother, shall we go to the hot spring?"

Liang Shen shook his head: "I want to go home."

Qianqian lay on Jiang Tang's calf and grabbed Liang Shen's sleeve, looked at him eagerly and said, "Why do you want to go home?"

Liang Shen said, "Dad will buy me toys."

Qianqian said: "But toys can be bought at any time, and Dad can be seen at any time, so bathing in hot springs is not necessarily the case."

"..."

Liang Shen couldn't help falling into silence.

He felt... what my sister seemed to say made sense! !

As long as Dad can't run away, toys can't run away, but it's not necessary to miss this resort.

After weighing each other and choosing one, Liang Shenjing opened her eyes and nodded desperately: "I will go too."

After fooling her brother, Qianqian expressed her satisfaction.

Both children agreed, and now only the first grade of junior high school is left, Jiang Tang looked sideways at the eldest son, and asked softly, "What about the first grade of junior high?"

Sensing Jiang Tang's gaze falling over, he took off his earphones on the first day of the junior high school, and smiled softly: "Listen to mom."

Ouch, you are so cute.

His smile melted Jiang Tang's heart, and he couldn't help but kiss Chu Yi's face.

"Then let's go to the resort!"

There was cheering in the car.

Under the bright sun, the smooth-moving nanny car turned a corner and drove straight into the happiness resort near the foot of the mountain.

Xia Huairun's car was walking in front, and from the corner of the eye he saw the car behind him turn around. He frowned slightly, ordered the driver to pull over and stopped, then took out his mobile phone and called Jiang Tang, the call was connected quickly, Xia Huairun said: "You guys Where are you going?"

Jiang Tang's slightly excited voice came from the microphone: "The children are going to the resort, and there is no need to go back after two days of rest. Hey, do you want to bring Luoluo and Xiaomu with you?"

The mountain road to the village of Xiaomu was too difficult to walk, so the program team decided to let Xiaomu follow the guests temporarily, after much deliberation, Xiaomu finally chose Xia Huairun.

"Then let me ask." Xia Huairun looked at the two children playing games beside him, and said, "They went to the resort to soak in the hot spring on the first day of junior high school. Do Luoluo and Xiaomu want to go?"

The two children looked at each other, Xia Luo nodded, and Xiao Mu scratched his cheek in embarrassment: "Wen, what is hot spring?"

He lived in the mountains when he was a child, and it was the first time he saw even a shower, let alone a hot spring.

Xia Huairun explained it patiently, and Xiaomu's eyes turned cold. He undoubtedly wanted to go to the hot spring, but he didn't answer directly, but looked at Xia Luo instead. Sensing Xi Yi's eyes, Xia Luo, who was not interested in hot springs, still responded, "Go."

After hearing this, Xiao Mumu immediately showed eight white teeth on his face, "I'll go too."

"Then let's go." Hanging up the phone, the car caught up with the nanny car in front.

It is not the peak season for tourism, and the resort is newly established, so there are very few people in the handling hall. Jiang Tang completed the check-in formalities, and Xia Huairun followed.

He took out his ID and handed it to the front desk, turned to look at Jiang Tang, and said with a smile: "You are at ease."

Jiang Tang: "It's rare to come out, take the children to relax."

Xia Huairun put away the room card handed over by the front desk, and Sui Jiangtang followed behind the staff.

The decoration style of this resort is Japanese-style, and it goes straight through the hall to the backyard. On both sides of the wooden corridor is a crystal-clear man-made small lake. There are groups of red carp swimming in the lake. After going down the duplex corridor, they arrived at the guest room. district.

After leading a few people to the door, the staff stopped: "The back is the hot spring area, I wish you a happy time."

Jiang Tang swiped his card to open the door, and the three children couldn't wait to rush into the room, jumping and jumping inside, Jiang Tang felt a little helpless, "They are going crazy."

Xia Huairun laughed lowly, opened the door for Xia Luo and the others first, and then said, "Didn't you tell Lin Suizhou?"

After being reminded by him, Jiang Tang was stunned for a moment, and only then remembered that there was another one waiting at home.

Her eyes were fixed: "Forgot."

Xia Huairun: "..."

Jiang Tang was a little embarrassed: "The decision was sudden, I really forgot."

Xia Huairun: "..."

Xia Huairun: "With all due respect, Mr. Lin's family status seems to be a little low."

Even if a normal person changed his decision temporarily, he would make a phone call to notify him, but he forgot it when he arrived at Jiang Tang's place. He couldn't help but sympathize with Lin Suizhou. The man was tall and upright, and looked smart and capable, but in fact... he had no sense of existence in the eyes of his wife, it was pitiful.

Jiang Tangqiao blushed, a little embarrassed.

Xia Huairun couldn't help but sighed, "Go and talk to him, so you don't worry."

Jiang Tang nodded, and entered the door with her luggage.

"Mom, there is a small yard here!" Qian Qian turned over, impatiently letting her see the small yard behind the bedroom.

The Japanese-style sliding doors are wide open on both sides, and there is a peach tree planted in the middle of the courtyard, and the sound of adding water under the tree, although the peach blossoms have thanked, is also beautiful.

The three children sat down side by side, shaking their little feet to enjoy the beautiful scenery in front of them. After a while, the door next to them opened, and Xia Luo and Xiao Mu leaned out half of their bodies, shaking their heads and making faces at them.

Jiang Tang went back to the house and took his mobile phone to call Lin Suizhou.

At this moment, Lin Suizhou, who doesn't know the truth, is cooking a big meal at home, looking forward to his wife and lovely daughter whom he hasn't seen for many days.

Seeing that Jiang Tang was calling, Lin Suizhou hurriedly wiped off the water on his hands, walked out of the kitchen and connected the phone, "Are you coming soon?"

He raised his eyes and looked at the time. It is now a quarter past ten. If there is no traffic jam on the road, he should arrive before 11 o'clock. Thinking of the scene of reuniting with his wife and children, Lin Suizhou couldn't help but smile, "I made fried rice. Prawns, I also learned how to bake cakes with Vitok, but I don’t know if they are good... "

Vitok is a dessert master invited from France by Lin Suizhou himself. He is very good at baking. Although he is a new apprentice, with the guidance of the master, he should not be far behind.

Jiang Tang opened her mouth, and before she could speak, Lin Suizhou said again: "I stayed up late last night to deal with the affairs of these two days. I can accompany you wherever you want to go."

"..."

Jiang Tang didn't feel guilty at first, but now hearing the expectation in his tone, Lin Suizhou couldn't help but smile in his mind. He must miss Qianqian and them very much, and he must be looking forward to the reunion with the children, but...

Seeing that Jiang Tang didn't speak for a long time, Lin Suizhou suddenly realized something, the smile on his face gradually froze, and his voice was low: "Aren't you coming back?"

Jiang Tang tugged at the corner of her clothes, inexplicably guilty, she said: "We passed by a newly opened resort called Happiness Resort, they wanted to come and play, so..."

Lin Suizhou's voice sank: "So you're not coming back, are you?"

Jiang Tang said in a low voice, "...um."

Lin Suizhou didn't speak, pulled down his apron silently, and said: "You guys have fun."

After finishing speaking, I hung up the phone.

The huge living room was unusually quiet. Lin Suizhou put down his mobile phone and rubbed his hair with his big hands in distress. He wandered around the table alone a little irritable. After calming down, he raised his thick eyebrows and immediately had an idea.

Lin Suizhou seems to be angry...

He, a big man, shouldn't be so narrow-minded, right? Jiang Tang held the phone, but didn't recover for a long time. But think about it, if she was waiting for her lover to come back with all her heart, she would be very sad if she was released as a pigeon, especially... Lin Suizhou is still so awkward, coquettish and narrow-minded, so he might not know how to curse now.

Thinking, she looked out, the children were running and jumping in the yard, their faces were full of joy, and thinking of Lin Suizhou who was alone at home, Jiang Tang felt inexplicably uncomfortable, just felt... that man seemed to be a little bit Pitiful.

Jiang Tang bit her lip, weighed left and right and finally made a decision. She stretched out her hand and called all three children back. After they stood in line, she bent down and said, "Let's go home."

The three brothers and sisters looked at each other, and finally asked, "Why?"

"Dad is waiting for you at home, let's play next time, shall we?"

The children were able to listen to what they said. Qianqian wanted to be with Xiaomu and the others, but when Jiang Tang mentioned her father, even if she was not happy, she nodded in agreement. Seeing that they all agreed, Jiang Tang smiled with satisfaction, took the room card, and went out with her luggage.

After talking to Xia Huairun who was at the opposite door, Jiang Tang and the others left the Happy Resort.

The car was on the road again, Qianqian and Liang Shen reluctantly looked at the figure of the resort that was gradually going away.

Liang Shen puffed his cheeks, his little face was full of reluctance, he originally wanted to play hide-and-seek with Xiaomu and the others, but unfortunately...

"Mom, when are we going home?"

Jiang Tang stroked her daughter's hair and replied softly, "About two hours."

"... Oh." Qianqian blinked, "Can I rely on you to sleep?"

"sure."

With a shallow smile, his chubby body rolled directly into Jiang Tang's arms. Seeing this, Liang Shen followed suit and ran to the other side.

The journey this time was very quiet, and when the children woke up, they also arrived at the Lin residence.

The driver helped carry the luggage, Liang Shen and Yi Qianqian got out of the car in a daze of sleep, looked at Jiang Tang and the others who came back, and the butler was very surprised, "Ma'am... isn't it in a resort?"

"Yeah, but I'm back again." Jiang Tang kicked off her shoes, looked around and found that the living room was very empty, she frowned, "Where's Lin Suizhou?"

The butler showed helplessness and sighed: "Sir, I went to the resort to look for you, and it should be here now."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Lin Suizhou is here.

Before getting out of the car, he had already prepared his words, he couldn't let Jiang Tang see that he couldn't wait, so he wanted to pretend to be careless, but just happened to pass by.

So, what should Jiang Tang look like when he sees him

It should be very happy.

Thinking of his wife and children, his stern brows and eyes could not help softening, and he even jumped a little.

Just entering the resort, Lin Suizhou ran into Xia Huairun by chance. Looking at the man who suddenly visited, Xia Huairun looked shocked and did not speak yet.

Lin Suizhou raised his hand to greet him, and stepped forward a few steps: "Mr. Xia is good."

After confirming that it was Lin Suizhou, Xia Huairun came back to his senses and said in disbelief, "Why are you here?"

Lin Suizhou glanced at him: "It's definitely not for you."

Xia Huairun immediately understood what was going on. He felt funny and felt sad for Lin Suizhou. After rubbing his temples, he said helplessly, "I hope you came to see me."

At least you won't be disappointed, let alone a trip in vain.

Lin Suizhou frowned: "Disgusting, I'm going to find Jiang Tang."

"Wait a minute." Xia Huairun hurriedly grabbed Lin Suizhou, facing the man's questioning gaze, he said, "Jiang Tang has already gone back, and he should be home now."

"..."

"..."

When he was speechless, Lin Suizhou lowered his eyes and called Jiang Tang.

Jiang Tang picked up the phone and fell silent with him in tacit agreement.

"you… "

The two spoke at the same time.

"Are you stupid?"

The two spoke at the same time.

Lin Suizhou took a deep breath: "Forget it, wait for me obediently at home, and don't go anywhere, understand?"

"… good."

"Is it Dad?"

"Yeah." Jiang Tang nodded, "If you are hungry, eat first."

They got up early, came out early, and barely ate some snacks on the way. Jiang Tang was fine, but these children must be hungry.

Qianqian shook her head: "I'll eat together when Dad comes back, didn't Dad cook something delicious for us?"

"But it will be a long time before Papa comes back."

"It's okay." Qianqian kicked off her little shoes, and climbed onto the sofa in two or three steps, "I'll wait for Dad here."

Jiang Tang didn't speak, and let them go.

The first and third children were waiting for Lin Suizhou's arrival in the living room. At first, the children would watch TV for a while, and then they fell asleep and lay down on the sofa. Jiang Tang browsed the Internet idly, and saw that many people upvoted the Weibo post that he had reposted Princess Mermaid Worker.

[Jincheng doesn't want to type: I praise myself.]

[Too lazy to think of a name: Miss Sister is interesting, looking forward to the broadcast of the show.]

[zhefnujoerwb: I look forward to the broadcast of the program 1, seeing the pictures of the children are almost overwhelmed.]

[Above the Moon: Is there someone who takes care of Miss Sister's Weibo? It feels like a long time no update.]

In order to prove that someone was there, Jiang Tang immediately took a selfie from the right angle and posted it. Then she put the phone aside, lay down and closed her eyes sleepily. She originally wanted to close her eyes and rest, but she fell asleep after resting her eyes. Seeing this, Xiao Gao took a thin blanket and covered the three of them.

Lin Suizhou, who had run away for a while, went back home again.

He was very angry at first, but this series of oolongs made him laugh out loud. He laughed suddenly and for no reason, and the driver sitting in front couldn't help shrinking his neck.

"Are you... are you okay?" the driver asked carefully.

With a smile on Lin Suizhou's brows, he looked out of the window with deep pupils and asked, "Do you know what a heart-to-heart is?"

"… ah?"

The driver was confused.

He said, "Jiang Tang and I are."

After all, Lin Suizhou laughed again.

The driver had a silly face the whole time.

He didn't know what a tacit understanding was, but...he discovered how willful the rich really are.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and only the clock ticked in the empty living room.

After an unknown amount of time, the sound of a car engine came from outside the door, followed by footsteps approaching, and the door was carefully opened.

"You're back, sir." The butler stepped forward to catch Lin Suizhou's suit jacket.

He responded in a low voice, his eyes shifted, and he caught a glimpse of the sleeping figure on the sofa.

The butler smiled: "Madam has been waiting for you."

Lin Suizhou pursed his lips, as if he was afraid of waking them up, so he couldn't help lowering his voice, "Have they eaten yet?"

The butler shook his head.

"You go down first and let the kitchen prepare some hot dishes."

"yes."

After people stepped back, Lin Suizhou stepped forward.

Liang Shen didn't know when he rolled from the sofa to the carpet. His upper body was underneath and his lower body was draped on the sofa, sleeping without posture. Lin Suizhou rolled up his sleeves and lightly hugged his son onto it.

Compared to Liang Shen, Qianqian and Chuyi are much more well-behaved, lying flat and motionless.

He turned his gaze to Jiang Tang. He hadn't seen her for a few days. She looked haggard, and the dark circles under her eyelids made her feel distressed.

Lin Suizhou raised his hand slightly, and when his fingertips were about to touch her fair face, Jiang Tang opened his eyes abruptly, Lin Suizhou's heart skipped a beat, he looked away and hurriedly closed his hands.

Jiang Tang stretched her waist, half-closed her eyes and saw the tall man standing in front of her head.

She yawned lazily and carefully got up from the sofa.

"You're back?"

Because he just woke up, Jiang Tang's voice sounded extremely hoarse.

"Um."

She rubbed her eyes and complained in a low voice: "I said, are you stupid? You didn't say anything in the past..."

Lin Suizhou looked down: "What about you?"

Jiang Tang said: "I want to give you a surprise."

The corners of his lips twitched, "Me too."

Her expression was stunned, and she said after a while: "I'm not happy to see you, but I'm surprised."

"..."

"To be honest, it's just that I haven't seen you for eight or nine days. Why do you think so?"

Lin Suizhou nodded solemnly: "Remove the three words that are not, as for."

"..."

Jiang Tang had nothing to say.

"Well, since you think so, let me give you a kiss."

Lin Suizhou was taken aback by Jiang Tang's sudden enthusiasm, and it took him a moment to recover, "No, it's not very good, is it?"

The children are all here, although it's not like they haven't kissed before, but...

"It's okay." It's just kissing my own child, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Lin Suizhou's Adam's apple was rolling, looking at Jiang Tang with hot eyes, he took a deep breath, closed his eyes and slowly bent down...

Boo!

Lin Suizhou's lips were soft, and at the same time, there was a smell of Mimi Shrimp Crackers.

Why do you feel something is wrong

Lin Suizhou frowned, he squinted his eyes halfway, and met a pair of big round eyes, his eyelids twitched violently, Lin Suizhou pushed away the youngest son who didn't know when he came over with disgust.

He wiped his mouth and saw that Liang Shen was still dazed.

"Jiang Tang!"

Lin Suizhou's voice directly woke up the other two children, Jiang Tang was startled and glared at him, "What are you doing so loudly?"

"You fool me."

Lin Suizhou looked at Jiang Tang, aggrieved and angry.

Jiang Tang was very baffled: "Didn't you think your child couldn't do it? Seeing how pitiful you are, I just reluctantly let you kiss my son."

"you… "

Lin Suizhou was speechless.

"Forget it." He gave up, "Go and eat, it's not good to be hungry."

"Didn't you make us a cake?"

"That's not new."

"It's okay." Jiang Tang waved his hand, "I'll just eat the cake you made."

The cake Lin Suizhou made for the first time was naturally not as good as that of foreign chefs, but it was more than enough than Jiang Tang. Feeling the peach cream filling his mouth, Jiang Tang had mixed flavors in his heart. They are all human, they are all hands, and they haven't cooked yet. Why... she made such delicious food for the first time, and thinking about her dark cooking, Jiang Tang felt ashamed.

"Is it tasty?"

Jiang Tang stopped holding the knife and fork, and she coughed lightly, "Compared to me, it's still a little bit worse, please Chef Lin keep up the good work."

Lin Xiaochu smiled softly, "Of course no one in this world can compare to you."

Jiang Tang frowned, for a moment she couldn't tell whether the words were commendatory or derogatory.

He crossed his long legs, picked up his coffee and took a sip: "Where are you going next time?"

Jiang Tang: "The director team hasn't disclosed it yet, and we don't know much about it."

"Dad, can you go with us?" After eating the cake, Qianqian's mouth was full of cream, like a little tabby cat, she jumped off the chair and curled up into Lin Suizhou's arms forcibly, rubbing the cream on his chest all over his chest.

Lin Suizhou didn't care much, took out a tissue and wiped it carefully for her.

"If Dad goes, Mom can't."

"Okay, then you don't want to go." Qianqian changed her face for a second, broke away from Lin Suizhou decisively, and ran into Jiang Tang's arms again, "I want to be with my mother."

Lin Suizhou, who was ruthlessly abandoned: "..."

Jiang Tang suppressed a smile: "Okay, you all go up to rest, I will talk to Dad for a while."

She glanced at Jiang Tang shallowly, then at Lin Suizhou, she couldn't help biting her fingers, her voice was tender and sweet, "You guys, do you want to live a two-person world?"

Jiang Tang was very helpless: "We are just talking."

"I understand!" Qianqian puffed out her small chest, "I'm not a child anymore, I, I'm a mature adult."

Qianqian snorted, Xiaopang flipped her hair with her hands and turned around smartly, "Then you two live together, Qianqian will take care of herself."

Saying that, Qianqian forcibly pulled up Liang Shen who hadn't figured out the situation yet, looked at her parents on the first day of junior high school, jumped off the chair obediently and turned to go upstairs.

Watching the three children leave, Jiang Tang's brows and eyes were filled with warmth that she hadn't even noticed: "Why is she acting like that at such a young age, don't let her watch TV series at eight o'clock in the future."

That's what he said, but he couldn't stop it every time. No matter where Jiang Tang hid the remote control, Qianqian could always find it cleverly.

"Are you okay outside? Is someone bullying you?"

Jiang Tang shook his head: "The big guy is very good, no one dares to bully me."

Except for Li Changfeng, she is the youngest and the only woman in the group. Naturally, the elder brothers take care of her everywhere. Jiang Tang is also independent and never asks for help, but many others ask her for help.

"I was worried about the first day of junior high school at first, but I ended up thinking too much." Thinking of the first day of junior high school, Jiang Tang couldn't help but put a smile on his face, "He is very likable, a few friends want to play with him, even Ah Wu has changed a lot... "

Jiang Tang chatted and shared with Lin Suizhou all kinds of things during the journey, and the most talked about was the children. It seemed that they had no other topics to talk about except children.

Lin Suizhou listened quietly, Jiang Tang was the only one with deep eyes.

Talking about the first time they came, her eyebrows and eyes were always gentle, and it could be seen that she had changed into a good mother, but... Lin Suizhou felt a little lonely in his heart.

"Jiang Tang."

Finally, Lin Suizhou interrupted her.

Jiang Tang, who was talking vigorously, stopped and looked at him blankly.

He looked at Jiang Tang: "Have you ever thought about a question?"

"What?"

"The program will be aired soon, and the media will definitely focus on you. If the outside world finds out about our relationship, what will you do?"

Jiang Tang's eyelashes trembled slightly, and her expression was calm and generous: "Then you know, it's not something shameful."

Lin Suizhou continued to ask: "What if they still know that we are divorced?"

Jiang Tang shook her head and sighed: "Little brother, it's the 21st century now, divorce is not something shameful."

"..."

Lin Suizhou was silent.

His drooping eyelashes fluttered slightly, and his voice was low: "I mean, as long as you get involved with me, no matter who you have feelings for in the future, you have to compare it with me, and they all compare If you don't fall in love with me, your face will definitely not be very good at that time, and the man you are looking for will also turn against you because of this... "

Jiang Tang looked at Lin Suizhou and sneered, "That... are you thinking too much?"

Lin Suizhou's eyes were burning: "I'm just stating the facts that will happen."

"Okay, okay." Jiang Tang said, "Then why do you think no one can match you?"

The man in front of him puffed up his chest, and his proud expression was somewhat similar to that of Liang Shen. He said, "Because there is only one Lin Suizhou in the world."

He's rich, handsome, intelligent, and unmatched in his confidence.

He is very self-aware about this matter.

Jiang Tang resisted the urge to roll his eyes, thinking that Lin Suizhou was a vicious and domineering president, but in fact he was indeed like that at first. As a result... Lin Suizhou ran counter to his previous image, and even faintly developed in the direction of stupidity and childishness.

Now, apart from the three brats, Jiang Tang has to do his best to coax the older kid.

"Okay, okay, you're the best." Jiang Tang got up, "I'm a little tired, go up and sleep for a while, Mr. Lin, you can do whatever you want."

With that said, Jiang Tang turned and walked upstairs.

At this moment, a pair of hands wrapped around her waist from behind.

He hugged her very close, his tall body completely enveloped Jiang Tang, and his breath wrapped her tightly.

After Jiang Tang was stunned for a while, he scolded in a low voice: "What are you doing in broad daylight?"

"I actually... don't really miss the kids."

He whispered softly, extremely gentle.

Jiang Tang was taken aback, but didn't answer.

Lin Suizhou leaned closer, lowered his head and sniffed the fragrance of her hair, and said softly, "I miss you."

boom.

The rationality in Jiang Tang's mind exploded.

His mind went blank, and even his eyes became dull and dazed.

"You, what are you talking about?"

"I'm not talking nonsense." He lowered his eyes, "otherwise you would think that I'm idle all the way to find you."

"... Aren't you going to see the child?"

"I don't want to talk about children." Lin Suizhou was a little angry, "Don't talk about children with me."

"..."

"..."

... The progress of things seems to be a little bit fast.

Jiang Tang closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths before calming down.

She struggled to open Lin Suizhou's arms, and took two steps back to keep a distance from him.

Jiang Tang, who had regained his composure, looked up at Lin Suizhou, "Mr. Lin, we are all adults, so, just don't engage in the romance of those young people."

"..."

"I almost see what you mean."

Don't you just want her to come back here again after talking so much

Jiang Tang licked her dry lips: "I'm going to tell you officially now that I don't plan to remarry, let alone talk about boyfriends. What I want to develop now is my career. Of course, I will also take good care of my children, so , Mr. Lin, can you understand me?"

Jiang Tang looked at Lin Suizhou eagerly. She seemed to see the man's eyes dimming, and even a little... sad

Lin Suizhou pursed his lips.

He regretted it. If he could travel back to the day when he divorced Jiang Tang, he would definitely kill that stupid self himself.

Heh, who gave him the confidence? What island, what dream wedding, go to the fucking island, go to the fucking wedding! !