Chen Minhao's only feeling when browsing Weibo these days is: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing
Chen Minhao never expected that there would be such a group of strange creatures in the world, and that they could derive so many stories from just one photo, and this was under the premise that they clearly knew that the photo was a promotional photo.
Chen Minhao decided to conduct research on this magical group of CP fans.
Standing on the shoulders of giants, you can see further.
Chen Minhao went to CNKI to search for "CP fans" with an attitude of seeking knowledge. He wanted to see if there were any relevant research conclusions that he could learn from.
"0 results found"
Chen Minhao sighed and decided to roll up his sleeves and decide to do it himself.
He first found a programmer who took on private work through Wu Xiaoshuang.
Programmers used crawlers to crawl the public information of CP fans. The main fields intercepted were: "age", "gender", "region", "occupation", etc.
Chen Minhao imported the data into tableau for data analysis, but judging from the information fed back by the tableau report, except for the fact that the gender is mainly female, no other significant characteristics of CP fans were found.
Chen Minhao didn't want to give up easily, so he decided to ask Wu Xiaoshuang, a veteran in the fan circle, for advice.
Wu Xiaoshuang already has an independent office in Kyoto, right next to Kang Hui's office.
After Chen Minhao knocked on the door and entered Wu Xiaoshuang's office, he saw Wu Xiaoshuang typing in front of the computer.
Chen Minhao asked: "Xiaoshuang, are you free to chat now?"
Wu Xiaoshuang lifted her thick bangs and said, "Are you in a hurry? If you're not in a hurry, just wait a moment. I'm currently busy managing the fans, let them set the pace, and let your CP fans learn to be cute in their own territory. Don't Rise to the real person.”
Chen Minhao nodded, then sat on the sofa in Wu Xiaoshuang's office and continued to browse Weibo.
Ten minutes later, Wu Xiaoshuang stood up, took a glass of water, sat next to Chen Minhao, and said, "Let's talk."
Chen Minhao asked the question in his mind: "What are you talking about about the pictures of CP fans? Why do they expect me and Xu Jingshu to be together? I saw that they actually implemented a strict check-in system in the super episode 'One Eye for Ten Thousand Years'." "
Wu Xiaoshuang was stuck. Although she had recently been involved in the world of CP fans, she really didn't know much about this issue, so she pointed to a Weibo ID "Mars Hits the Earth" on the screen of Chen Minhao's mobile phone and said:
"She is the first person to edit your CP video. You can ask her."
After Wu Xiaoshuang finished speaking, she went to work again.
In fact, she just mentioned it casually. She completely believed in Chen Minhao's IQ, so she knew that Chen Minhao would definitely not ask the question "Mars hits the earth".
After all, if Chen Minhao asked, it would be a hot search.
Although Wu Xiaoshuang understood Chen Minhao's IQ, she underestimated Chen Minhao's perseverance.
Chen Minhao knew that he could not ask "Mars Hits the Earth" as Chen Minhao, but this did not mean that Chen Minhao could not use a vest to ask.
In today's Internet society, your cute girlfriend may be a 40-year-old foot-picking man.
A stupid fan with the nickname "Guarding the most handsome Chen Minhao in the world" is most likely Chen Minhao himself.
At 9:30 p.m., "Guardian of the most handsome Chen Minhao in the world" sent a private message to "Mars Collision with the Earth".
"Mars Da Da, can you tell me why you became a CP fan of Chen Minhao and Xu Jingshu in the first place?"
"Mars Hits the Earth" is a girl who has just graduated from college. Her name is Huang Xiaoxia. Her main job is as the owner of Bilibili Up, and her side job is as a product manager at an Internet company.
Huang Xiaoxia first looked at the registration time of "Guardian of the most handsome Chen Minhao in the world" and then contacted his nickname.
Huang Xiaoxia initially judged that this was a fan of Chen Minhao who was worried about his acting skills.
Huang Xiaoxia knew that Wei fans didn't want to see CP fans, but she didn't bother to argue and replied directly: "Don't worry, we CP fans know how to control our territory and won't talk to Chen Minhao, but you don't bother us either."
Chen Minhao realized that she seemed to have misunderstood something.
Chen Minhao thought for a moment and sent the message:
"Hey, this is the trumpet I registered. My dear, I used to be Chen Minhao's only fan, but when I saw the video you edited of Chen Minhao and Xu Jingshu looking at each other for ten thousand years, I thought they were so cute~ I became one Their CP fans."
After Chen Minhao finished posting, he felt a chill in his heart and felt goosebumps all over his body.
He comforted himself in his heart: For knowledge, it was worth paying the price.
Huang Xiaoxia was still relatively new to the world and could not withstand the critical attack of Chen Minhao who turned into a monster and flattered her.
"Mars Collision with Earth" immediately replied cheerfully:
"Welcome newbies to join our family. I received some very good fan stories today. You can't see them on Weibo~ You should go and study them first. (bad smile)"
Then, she directly dumped a link to the network disk.
Chen Minhao clicked on one of the articles out of curiosity.
57 seconds later, Chen Minhao closed the article with an expressionless face, switched back to Weibo, and found ""Mars Hits Earth"".
He clicked [Report] with his finger.
A page pops up [Please select the type of complaint you want to make].
Chen Minhao chose [pornographic information], [personal attack], [harmful information], and [fraudulent information] without hesitation.
When Huang Xiaoxia woke up the next day, she saw the Weibo system information.
“Your account has been reported by others”
Huang Xiaoxia, half asleep and half awake: "???"
Although the account "Mars Hits the Earth" was only deducted some credit points and was not blocked, Huang Xiaoxia was still unhappy to the point of explosion.
Huang Xiaoxia's mobile phone switched to the page of "Guarding the Most Handsome Chen Minhao in the World" and snorted coldly. Fortunately, the name was "Guarding the Most Handsome Chen Minhao in the World", and it did have two brushes.
But she couldn't figure out why there were two items in the report: "Personal Attack" and "Fraud Information".
"Ding dong".
Weibo prompt sounded.
"Mars hits the Earth" received a new private message.
"Chen Minhao who sings is the most handsome": "Hello, did you make this video? Link"
Huang Xiaoxia took a look at the registration time, yesterday.
She snorted coldly, thinking of another Chen Minhao's brainless Wei poisonous fan, and she replied unceremoniously: "Yes, but get out of here!"
Yao Yiyi, who was far away in Treasure Island, raised her eyebrows and thought to herself: After all, he is a fan of Chen Minhao and Xu Jingshu. Not only is his vision poor, but his quality is also too poor.
Yao Yiyi took a deep breath and told herself again and again: "Calm down, calm down, calm down for your own happiness."
After calming down, Yao Yiyi began to edit the information:
"I am a CP fan of Chen Minhao and Yao Yiyi. Can you help them cut a similar video?"
Huang Xiaoxia sneered and tapped the keyboard hard:
"Stop pretending, you are Chen Minhao's Duwei fan. Chen Minhao and Yao Yiyi don't call at all, how can you be a CP fan."
Yao Yiyi felt like she had been stabbed several times, but she held back tears and replied:
"I am a real CP fan of Chen Minhao and Yao Yiyi. I won't let you do it in vain. I can give you money and you will repay the salary."
Huang Xiaoxia sneered three times and tapped the keyboard hard
"If I accept it, you will take screenshots and publish our conversation. Because if I make a video of Chen Minhao and Yao Yiyi for money, then it is possible that I will make a video of Chen Minhao and Xu Jingshu for money. This questions the "One Eye for Ten Thousand Years" The purity of this video means you can hit Chen Minhao and Xu Jingshu’s CP fans through this method.”
Yao Yiyi thought to herself that this person had too much drama! ! !
But now Yao Yiyi, who is mute, eats Coptis chinensis and cannot express the pain, so she quickly explained
"You really misunderstood me, I can send you money first."
After the message circulated twice, an exclamation point appeared in front of it.
Weibo warmly reminded Yao Yiyi: "Sorry, the other party has refused to accept your message."
Yao Yiyi felt tears welling up in her eyes. She felt the whole world's malice towards her.
The inner pain and suffering inspired Yao Yiyi's creative inspiration. She wiped away her tears and entered her creative studio.
I may not have an eight-headed body or long legs, but I must use my musical talent to attract your attention.
(End of chapter)