[Hahahaha Ye Lulin Yanyan! Shut up you two!]
[Can the camera show a close-up of Shang Lu’s face? What is disgust? This is called disgust hahahahaha]
[The official smart guy of this variety show is Shang Lu (can this be said?) smart guy and her two idiot friends]
[The most ridiculous thing is that Lin Yanyan and Ye Lu seem to really admire Shang Lu, hahahaha]
[Shang Lu: No need to jpg.]
When the program team brought bitter melon juice and everyone wanted to drink it together, Shang Lu's brows were so frowned that he could kill a fly.
But the good news is that no one expected that both groups would fail the challenge in this task, so the bitter melon juice prepared was for one group, and if the two groups drank it together, the amount would be halved.
But Shang Lu was still reluctant.
It was green, she didn't want to drink it at all, and it looked very dark. Just looking at it made her feel sick to her stomach.
Shang Lu struggled mentally for a long time, glared at Ye Lu angrily, and then reluctantly stretched out his hand.
But this time, it was Shang Lu's turn to take the lead.
Ye Lu has a pretty good relationship with him, so there is no reason to refuse this small favor.
Shang Lu took the cup of bitter melon juice from Ye Lu's hand, then stretched out his hand to hold Ye Lu's chin, and poured the bitter melon juice into his mouth at lightning speed.
Everyone: "???"
Then Ye Lu imitated the previous Shang Lu with the most exaggerated tone and worst acting skills in his life, and looked at Yu Su: "Damn, he's so handsome. Can we take a photo together?"
Some people couldn't stop laughing.
[Ye Lu, think carefully about whether there is any difference between you and Shang Lu, such as gender?]
But just now Yu Su actually drank bitter melon juice for Shang Lu. Isn't this too strange? Could it be... just because Shang Lu praised him for being handsome
Although Yu Su didn't really want to drink another glass of bitter melon juice, he still stretched out his hand to take it.
[Is this the legendary hero who saves the beauty? Got it]
[Hahahaha God is so repulsive, the sister in front is definitely the Ye Lu fan who shouted to Shang Lu today]
Shang Lu was speechless: "You still have the nerve to let Yu Su drink for you? If it weren't for you not being able to solve the jigsaw puzzle, we wouldn't have to accept this punishment at all!"
When the director team urged Ye Lu to hurry up, he still didn't drink, but looked at Yu Su.
As a teammate, Ye Lu naturally understands that Yu Su is actually more difficult to get along with than he appears on the surface. After being a teammate for so long, Yu Su's circle of friends is so small that he can count them on one hand.
[Yu Su, what are you doing?]
Yu Su: "..."
[(On the surface) #叶LU was ostracized and shed tears # (Tear off the mask) #叶鲁 straight man deserves it haha #]
Fans of Ye Lu stood up
The atmosphere between the two people was harmonious, and Ye Lu, who was standing opposite them, was deep in thought.
[Ye Lu's not very smart brain started to spin, thinking that as long as he praised Yu Su's appearance like Shang Lu, Yu Su could treat him and Shang Lu the same way]
Before Shang Lu could even touch the cup of bitter melon juice, a hand next to him reached out and took it away.
Shang Lu looked at him in astonishment. Standing next to him was Yu Su.
Ye Lu, who was unprepared for having a mouthful of bitter melon juice: "QAQ"
[Ye Lu’s expression is really exaggerated and he is really not suitable for being an actor hahaha]
After Ye Lu finished speaking, he handed the bitter melon juice in his hand to Yu Su. The hint in his eyes was obvious, hoping that Yu Su could drink the bitter melon juice for him.
Yu Su shook his head at her, meaning you're welcome.
[@叶鲁, it was you who committed this matter, and it’s you who should drink for Shang Lu, right? If you continue like this, Shang Lu and Lin Yanyan will really squeeze you out! Even Yu Su can take your place!]
Yu Su showed no expression and just drank the bitter melon juice in his hand again.
[The letter girl is willing to eat both meat and vegetables for the rest of her life, and God will give Ye Lu his missing heart and brain back to him]
learned! He can do it too!
Perhaps because Ye Lu's expression was too complicated, the barrage started a discussion.
At this moment, Ye Lu was the only one left who had not drank the punishing cup of bitter melon juice.
[Ye Lu’s expression is no better than that of Shang Lu, and he doesn’t seem very happy to drink it, let alone drink it for Shang Lu, hahahaha]
Some people think they can understand it.
[I fainted from laughing, Ye Lu, you must be poisonous!]
[Mom’s silly son, why are you suddenly giggling while holding the bitter melon juice? It’s quite scary. Mom has no idea what you are thinking about every day.]
[Why do I suddenly feel that Yu Su has become more handsome]
Shang Lu looked at Yu Su. Although he didn't understand why the other party did this, he still said: "Thank you."
Yu Su actually plays the role of a mediator in the team, and because his popularity is relatively low, conflicts never happen to him. He also habitually gives in to avoid disputes.
Netizens: “!!!”
Ye Lu also felt aggrieved.
Ye Lu suddenly felt that he had discovered the truth.
After Yu Su arrived, Shang Lu not only refused to praise himself as a handsome guy, but also taught him a lesson for Yu Su
The same goes for Yu Su! He was obviously his good brother, but he took the initiative to help Shang Lu drink bitter melon juice instead of helping him!
Both of these guys are way too much!
Ye Lu's grievance made netizens watch the excitement and become more happy.
[Although I am a fan of Ye Lu, I support Shang Henhenlu in educating this silly boy! Let’s do some personnel work in the future!]
[Hahaha Shang Lu: Take action when it’s time to take action! There is no need to endure it anymore!]
Ye Lu's fans are very tolerant of Shang Lu's behavior because they can see that they are actually quite happy and relaxed when playing with their brother, Shang Lu and Lin Yanyan.
Yu Su's fans were a little moved at this moment.
[Thank you very much for taking care of Shang Lu. Whether it was helping us Yu Su refute Xia Yuan before or now, she is really good. I feel guilty for not liking her before]
[+1 for the previous sister. In fact, I have always felt that Yu Su’s character keeps everything in his mind and is worried about what will happen to him. All in all, it is really great to have Shang Lu in this show]
Ye Lu found a clove of garlic from somewhere and ate it, then chased Shang Lu and breathed in her face, wanting to avenge the cup of bitter melon juice.
Shang Lu disliked the garlic smell so much that he could only hide behind Lin Yanyan. In the end, Lin Yanyan, who was inexplicably smelled of garlic, raised the jigsaw puzzle and said, "Ye Lu, are you sick?"
When Ye Lu was running away, he accidentally stepped on Song Zeqian. Song Zeqian expressionlessly but vindictively held up Ye Lu's collar so that Lin Yanyan could beat him. Ye Lu had no choice but to find Lin Yan, the only one who could cure him. Yan's Shang Lu asked for help, but bumped into Xu Ze on the road again.
The scene was chaotic, but also indescribably funny.
[Hahahaha, this bad atmosphere is so cute, I like everyone getting along like this]
[Go forward half a month. If someone had told me at that time that I came to watch this variety show to see friendship, I would have thought it was ridiculous. Now...it smells so good]
Someone summed up why they loved watching the show.
[Their emotions, anger, sorrow, and joy are all very obvious, showing the real people in front of us]
Someone answered immediately.
[Yeah, even Song Zeqian seems to be really annoyed by them, without any cover-up hahahahaha]
[Song Zeqian:? Are you polite?]
Next, the program team announced their intention for today. The first task was actually specially set up to distract the actress Jiang Jing, because today is Jiang Jing's birthday.
Everyone: "?"
When the staff members saw everyone's puzzled expressions, their voice when reciting the task became stiffer, and asked: "Why are you looking at us like this?"
Shang Lu asked directly: "You don't want to do anything immoral on someone else's birthday, right? This isn't appropriate."
Lin Yanyan nodded and agreed: "Forget it normally, today is your birthday, don't go too far."
Ye Lu looked at them directly with disgust: "It's okay to be enthusiastic, but you can't violate your conscience."
The three people were complaining more harshly than the other, which actually also represented the thoughts of Song Zeqian and Xu Ze who were silent.
You know, this program is completely unethical from the promotion to the recording. The only advantage may be that it cannot be edited maliciously because it is broadcast live.
So when they talk about birthdays, everyone naturally thinks in a not-so-good direction first.
Netizens found their reactions hilarious.
[Hahahahaha, the program team has no trustworthy part in everyone's hearts, and there is not even a trace of humanity!]
[For other program guests’ birthdays, everyone’s first reaction should be to celebrate together warmly, right? It was our turn to show, but the guests were worried that the show crew would specifically persecute the birthday girl hahaha]
[Program team: We are not devils either!]
Facts have proved that everyone has indeed overthought it. The program team is not so inhumane as to persecute the birthday girl, because the one being persecuted today—
It's them!
The rules are as follows:
The program team has informed Jiang Jing that they cannot make it back due to some unexpected reasons, so Jiang Jing will go to a restaurant for lunch alone.
Everyone has to be transformed by a makeup artist to look like the opposite sex and work as a waiter in this restaurant. During this period, they take turns delivering food and water to Jiang Jing. If they are recognized, they will be considered eliminated and need to be punished in the evening.
The six of them have to be divided into three groups, and each group has to work hard to find ways to expose others' identities while hiding their own identities.
Everyone: “…”
Crazy
[Hahahahaha, high energy warning ahead!]
[Crazy, crazy, hahaha, but I love watching it!]
[What gifts can you give Teacher Jiang Jing? Why not give her a piece of happiness? Hahaha]
[This show is toxic, right? What kind of mission is this? It’s so wicked, hahaha]
The directing team thought this was a very interesting task, and were prepared for the guests to be resistant, and even thought about how to persuade them, but—
"Yeah! Interesting!"
Shang Lu's cheerful voice sounded, and there was even expectation on his face, and he almost urged the program team to hurry up and do the styling.
Shang Lu had never dressed up as a man before, especially with so many people, it would be interesting to think about it.
And she is also looking forward to seeing Yu Su wearing women's clothes, she should be very beautiful!
Lin Yanyan originally thought that men's clothing was ugly and was a little unhappy, but when she saw Shang Lu looking forward to it, she immediately changed her mind and said, "Yes, yes, but I want to wear the same clothes and the same look as Shang Lu!"
Ye Lu sneered: "In your eyes, I may not be the most handsome, but I am definitely more beautiful than Su when I dress up as a woman!"
Yu Su: "..."
He doesn't have this desire to win, thank you.
Netizens: “?”
[Ah, hey, didn’t you accept it too quickly? Should I resist some and go through the process?]
[I originally thought this would be a kind of torture for them, but I didn’t expect that they all seemed quite happy]
[Do you know how to be as happy as them? Just follow me, lose your brain first, then lose your face, that’s all! Is not it simple? Let’s learn and see!]
[Master, I understand]
[Are you really not going to struggle? Don’t you people have any bottom line? !]
Song Zeqian doesn't care about this. Since he has chosen to appear on this variety show, the spirit of contract is enough for him to abide by any rules here except the three moral values.
And again, I have never seen anything they do in art.
The only two people who were in a bit of trouble at the moment were Yu Su and Xu Ze. Dressing up as women was something they had never done before. However, they both talked very little. No one at the scene raised any objections, and naturally they would not take the initiative to say anything.
Everyone took the car to the dressing room arranged by the program team, where makeup artists and stylists were waiting.
Soon, men and women separated into separate rooms to put on makeup.
Shang Lu and Lin Yanyan both changed into waiter uniforms in the restaurant, and the black suits looked good on them.
The next step is to remove all the existing makeup on their faces, and then put on more masculine makeup.
Shang Lu wore only light makeup, which he easily removed, and then allowed the makeup artist to do his best.
[Shang Lu’s skin is so good. Is there really no such thing as pores on her face?]
[So beautiful! I lick the screen like crazy]
[I’m tired of saying the word wife]
[Is Shang Lu a little green now? She really likes to stay up late, no wonder I always see her drinking coffee in variety shows]
[It turns out that as long as you stay up late, even if you are a female star, it won’t work!]
[But I still think Shanglu is so beautiful, so perfect that she doesn’t look like a real person. Having such a slight flaw is not a shortcoming but makes her even more beautiful]
[Because ordinary people have black spots under their eyes: haggard, while Shang Lu has black spots under his eyes: a beautiful woman with a decadent atmosphere]
Next to Shang Lu, Lin Yanyan looked obviously conflicted and asked, "Can't you just change your makeup? Why bother?"
The makeup artist was a little confused: "Yes, it is possible, but the effect of two makeup faces stacked together may not be very good."
In the end, Lin Yanyan agreed to remove the makeup, but refused to shoot until the makeup was applied, and asked all the staff except the makeup artist to leave.
[I almost forgot that Lin Yanyan is a princess...]
[Isn’t it possible that I can’t look at it after taking off my makeup? It seems I’ve never seen Lin Yanyan’s photos without makeup.]
[Isn’t the little princess ugly?]
[Do you really want to interrupt the live broadcast? But I want to see Shanglu!]
While Lin Yanyan was removing her makeup, Shang Lu closed his eyes and rested. Shang Lu's makeup artist also carefully helped Shang Lu put on his makeup, for fear that he might accidentally see Lin Yanyan.
Before letting the makeup artist apply makeup on her, Lin Yanyan couldn't help but ask: "Shang Lu, don't you look at me?"
Shang Lu closed his eyes, took a sip of the coffee at his hand, and asked, "If you don't like it, why should I watch it?"
There is no point in forcing others to do things that are difficult for them.
Lin Yanyan's voice was very low, as if she had gathered enough courage: "I don't like them to watch, but you can watch."
Shang Lu: "I don't want it."
Lin Yanyan: "...take a look!"
Shang Lu: “…”
Fine.
Shang Lu raised his eyes expressionlessly and looked in the direction of Lin Yanyan, and then said: "What's wrong? Isn't this beautiful?"
Lin Yanyan was stunned, and then she pointed to the few seals on her forehead and said, "Don't you see it? It's so ugly!"
Shang Lu: "...?"
what is this? Crazy
Shang Lu couldn't understand or even found it baffling: "Isn't it because these people are silent that you don't let them take pictures?"
Lin Yanyan nodded with an expression like "Why are you asking nonsense?" and let the makeup artist cover her blemishes: "Yes, I am a female celebrity. If fans see me being so ugly, they will not like me."
Shang Lu: "...?"
Is this a real female star
But before Shang Lu could say anything, the knock on the door rang again, and other staff members of the program team came in and continued recording after getting permission.
Soon, the makeup was put on and the wigs were put on, and the program team also thoughtfully prepared inner augmentation for them.
Shang Lu's eyes are round in shape, so the makeup artist used techniques to change her eye shape on the spot, making them longer.
The black wig fits just right. Except for being a little thinner when paired with this suit, when she lowers her eyes, she looks like a melancholy beautiful boy from a comic book.
Lin Yanyan's eyes widened when she saw it, and then she immediately hugged her arm and shouted: "Shang Lu, if you were a man, I would marry you tomorrow!"
[Shanglu! I want to marry you too! ! !]
[I sat up in shock while dying of illness, Lin Yanyan was actually me!]
[Why did my wife suddenly become my husband? Where did my old wife go? But I also love woowoo!]
At this moment, the staff reminded them that the boys' makeup was almost done, and they could go over and take a look now.
Shang Lu and Lin Yanyan's eyes lit up with anticipation at the same time.
But what disappointed Shang Lu and Lin Yanyan was that they did not wear skirts, but white suits and wigs.
Naturally, the first thing Shang Lu looked for was Yu Su.
The makeup artist chose to lengthen the tail of Yu Su's eyes, and created a visually uplifting fox eye through various details.
Netizens watching the live broadcast were excited.
[Fuck, fuck, this makeup artist in Yu Su is amazing! Yu Su's team should poach him quickly!]
[Is this fucking Yu Su? This is so beautiful! ! !]
[Yu Su’s team, please kidnap Yu Su to have his double eyelids done, or else kidnap this makeup artist and go back to do Yu Su’s styling! ] [The only difference between Yu Su and the top handsome guy is a pair of eyes! Oh no... now she's a beautiful woman!]
When Shang Lu looked at it for the first time, he felt a bit familiar for some reason.
This eye shape... Oh, it's a bit similar to Chi Yan, but Chi Yan's eyes are bigger.
Good-looking is good-looking, but it doesn't have the stunning feeling that Shang Lu imagined, and the eye shape transformation that makes others marvel. In Shang Lu's opinion, everyone has their own characteristics, which is superfluous.
Lin Yanyan covered her chest: "Are you sure... a man is so beautiful? He's going to die."
The door of the dressing room next to him was suddenly pushed open. Ye Lu, who was wearing a long straight black wig, looked at Shang Lu very confidently and asked: "How is it? Am I the most beautiful in your heart now?"
Shang Lu: “…”
What was it? It scared her.
Ye Lu blinked at Shang Lu with his big eyes, his long eyelashes fluttering and his eyelids shining brightly.
Ye Lu is usually more arrogant, but maybe because his eyes are a bit big, he looks a bit cute after wearing female makeup.
Fans praise this.
[Thank you Ye Lu, I will actually have two children in my lifetime]
[I hate you Ye Lu, if only you were really a girl]
Eyes facing each other.
Shang Lu suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach, probably because she had too greasy breakfast and drank too much iced coffee just now.
So Shang Lu couldn't hold it back and retched.
It was so heartfelt, without even a hint of joking.
Ye Lu: "???"
Ye Lu was angry: "Shang Lu, does my face make you so disgusted?!"
Ye Lu was angry, while netizens were happy.
[Shanglu specializes in treating Yelu!]
[Ye Lu was so angry that he couldn’t sleep tonight, hahahaha]
[In Shang Lu’s heart, he can’t be a beauty or a handsome guy. Ye Lu feels really wronged hahahaha]
"No... ugh—"
Shang Lu stood up and looked at Ye Lu, but he retched again. Denying it like this didn't sound credible at all.
Ye Lu was stunned.
Ye Lu's heart was broken.
At this moment, Xu Ze came over, poured a glass of hot water and handed it to Shang Lu.
Shang Lu took it and took a sip. He felt his stomach felt better, and then he reluctantly said, "Thank you."
Shang Lu was about to take a second drink of water, but when he saw Xu Ze, he praised him: "Xu Ze, you are so beautiful."
Xu Ze himself has a delicate appearance, and now he looks like the gentle white moonlight that only appears in novels.
Xu Ze was slightly startled, lowered his head and said nothing.
[If Yu Su dressed as a woman is a charming beauty, Director Song is the crazy lady, Ye Lu is the energetic sweetheart, Xu is the gentle Bai Yueguang, Shang Lu and Lin Yanyan are the melancholy beautiful boy and the cute young master, they are simply perfect.]
[I originally came here to see a joke, but why are they so funny? Is it because they are good-looking or are they good makeup artists?]
The program team watched the excitement and asked, "In the eyes of Teacher Shang, is Teacher Xu the most beautiful today?"
Shang Lu thought for a while and replied: "That's not the case. If I must say it, it's Yu Su. Although I think his eyes are better, Xu Ze can be ranked second."
Ye Lu, who wasn't even ranked second: "?"
[Hahahahaha, the top one in Shang Lu’s heart forever—Yu Su]
[Whether he is a man or a woman, Yu Su is Shang Lu’s ideal aesthetic hahahaha]
Yu Su, who was nominated again, was stunned and looked at the people in front of him.
No one said sarcastic words because Shang Lu praised him. It seemed that complimenting his face was a normal thing and no one felt strange anymore.
This feeling... is special.
Soon, the makeup was done, and they had to go to the restaurant where the filming was done to conduct a short staff training and then get ready to go to work.
The program team also gave out groupings, with Ye Lu and Yu Su together, Lin Yanyan and Shang Lu in a group, and Song Zeqian and Xu Ze in a group.
Lin Yanyan said: "They are really taller than the other, especially Yu Su. It's too easy to get involved."
Shang Lu: "It's good that you know. It will be safe to stay away from them later."
[Shang Lu, you are so smart]
[Shang Lu: disgusted]
This is indeed the case. Because of their height, they attracted the attention of many passers-by when they got out of the car.
Fortunately, the program team still provided them with masks, otherwise they might have been recognized by passers-by before Jiang Jing arrived.
Jiang Jing's car had arrived. First, Ye Lu and Yu Su were responsible for bowing at the door to welcome her, and then guided her to her seat.
Yu Su didn't speak the whole time and just followed him. Ye Lu squeezed his throat desperately to make his voice sound more like a female voice. Fortunately, he was the lead singer and had two skills in this area. It didn't sound too inconsistent, just barely. Confused.
But after Jiang Jing took her seat, she flipped through the menu in her hand and did not rush to order. Instead, she asked a little strangely: "Are all the waiters in your restaurant so tall?"
"This is the characteristic of our restaurant. The female waiters should be tall and the male waiters should be short." Ye Lu said, pointing to Shang Lu and Lin Yanyan not far away, and said: "Look, those two men, dwarf."
"So that's it." Jiang Jing nodded to express her understanding.
[Hahahaha Ye Lu, why do you open your mouth and talk nonsense! Well said, don't let your voice shake next time!]
[Does Ye Lu want to trick Shang Lu and Lin Yanyan? I can see it!]
Sure enough, seeing that Jiang Jing didn't take the bait, Ye Lu simply said: "Madam, we have something to do here, why not let the two male waiters take your order."
"Anything is fine." Jiang Jing flipped through the menu and said it didn't matter.
Ye Lu immediately took Yu Su away as if running away, walked to Shang Lu and Lin Yanyan, and said, "Hurry up, let you go over and place your order."
Lin Yanyan & Shang Lu: "?"
The director team also gave the order in the ear.
Shang Lu and Lin Yanyan had no choice but to walk to Jiang Jing's side. Ye Lu felt that he had finally escaped the crisis temporarily, and even made provocative faces at them from a distance.
Jiang Jing didn't even raise her head and asked, "Do you have any recommendations?"
Lin Yanyan also answered a few dishes in a rough voice.
But Lin Yanyan didn't have Ye Lu's ability, and her voice was still obvious even if she tried hard.
But the strange thing is that Jiang Jing didn't have any abnormality and was still looking at the menu.
Shang Lu's eyes fell on Jiang Jing's face and he looked at her expression carefully.
At this moment, Lin Yanyan couldn't stand it anymore. She patted Shang Lu on the shoulder to indicate that she really couldn't stay any longer and ran away.
Jiang Jing flipped through another page of the menu and asked, "Do you have any drinks you can recommend here?"
Shang Lu pointed to the menu, without any pretense in his voice, but said directly: "These fruit wines have very low alcohol content, especially these two have a good reputation."
Jiang Jing nodded, then added some fruit wine to the ordered dishes, and then handed the menu to Shang Lu.
Shang Lu took the menu and handed it to the real waiter, then walked towards Lin Yanyan and made a direct judgment: "The game is within the game. Senior Jiang Jing knows that it is us. This is also the arrangement of the program team."
Shang Lu began to observe Jiang Jing when she entered the door, and naturally discovered that Jiang Jing did not raise her head to look at any of them from beginning to end, and then completely ignored the voice that should be familiar to her.
Jiang Jing is a movie queen. She is famous for being good at observation and imitation, so she can act well. One of the two male waiters has a very strange voice and the other is a pure female voice. Even if Jiang Jing did not recognize their voices, she should feel it. The strange thing is that these behaviors are so deliberate.
[! ! !]
[I just said why Shang Lu’s voice didn’t change at all. It turns out she did it on purpose]
[Shang Lu is indeed the only smart person officially designated by the program team! Really smart!]
Lin Yanyan was stunned for a moment, and after hearing what happened just now, she said it made sense, but she was still a little worried: "You just tested it like that? If Jiang Jing hadn't recognized it as you thought, you would have been eliminated. !”
Shang Lu looked at Lin Yanyan and said seriously: "Then I will get off work."
[Either you find out the truth, or you are eliminated from get off work, you are worthy of being Shang Lu]
[Whenever I think Shang Lu is getting serious, why does she start acting bad again?]
Lin Yanyan trusted Shang Lu very much, but she couldn't understand: "But why do they do this?"
Shang Lu replied: "The purpose of the director team is to see our efforts to hide our identities, and at the same time to capture senior Jiang Jing pretending not to be able to discover our flaws even though she knows the truth, creating an information gap between the two parties." The reversal and laughter caused when the truth is revealed.”
The directing team was helpless and unable to refute the fact that Shang Lu had broken the arrangement so directly, because these were also the truth.
The barrage was all very interesting.
[Hahahahaha Shang Lu, why are you just playing around and suddenly starting to reveal the inside story?]
[Others: Worried about the outcome of the game, Shang Lu: Learn to look at problems from the perspective of the director, and you will become God]
[Shang Lu frowned, the program team’s trick was revealed]
[The director’s face is almost darkening! Shang Lu, please stop saying a few words!]
[No! I want to hear it! Shang Lu, tell me more!]
However, Shang Lu continued: "But our purpose is the same as Jiang Jing's, and there is no way to tell the winner, so the key to victory must not be Jiang Jing. Instead, these guests are a little strange. Maybe today's mission is not at all I’m not prepared to win or lose.”
Lin Yanyan was shocked by Shang Lu's analysis and continued to ask: "What's strange about the guest?"
Shang Lu asked her back: "If you saw several waitresses over 1.8 meters tall in the same store at the same time, wouldn't you be curious to take a few more glances?"
Lin Yanyan understood immediately: "These guests didn't even look at us from the beginning to the end, so the guests all know our identity!"
Shang Lu nodded and continued to explain: "Look, there have been several customers at the door who have been stopped by the waiter. The restaurant is obviously not full, but since we arrived, there have been no more customers. Enter any guest."
Lin Yanyan: "Then what do the program team want to do?"
"I didn't think about it either." Shang Lu shrugged, but his eyes paused when he fell on the huge cake placed in the kitchen not far away.
The cake is beautiful and really, really, really big.
But Jiang Jing's name was not written on the cake, only the words "Happy Birthday" were written.
Shang Lu said: "I understand."
The answer came to your door.
[? ? ?]
[Shang Lu, what do you know! Say it!]
[Suddenly I started to look forward to Shang Lu’s reasoning... This variety show has become even weirder!]
Shang Lu did not look at Lin Yanyan this time but looked directly at the director, and then asked slowly: "Can you finish such a big cake?"
The director wiped the cold sweat that had begun to form on his forehead: "Teacher Shang, what do you mean by this?"
Shang Lu's expression became complicated, and then he continued: "All the guests here also have birthdays today. In the end, everyone ate this cake together, and then everyone celebrated their birthdays together. Isn't this really the case? What a routine. Ah, it’s too boring.”
Everyone: "!!!"
Director team: "???"
[Hahahaha, look at the director’s expression! Shang Lu definitely guessed it right!]
[How many tricks can we, Sister Lu, see through with these two eyes?]
[Shang Lu: No, no, no, no?]
[Help! How could Shang Lu be so serious but still be so funny? Hahahaha]
Shang Lu also got the answer from the expressions of the director team, her eyes curled up.
Then she said: "Director, don't be afraid. In fact, I am on your side, but I think it is really meaningless to continue like this. Since everyone has a birthday today, and it is such a festive event, we have to have a song and dance to celebrate it, right?"
The director smiled stiffly: "Teacher Shang, please tell me."
five minutes later.
The radio in the store rang.
"Welcome everyone to dine in the store. Today is a very special day in our store, so we decided to launch a free dance performance, performed by our store's little red, blue, yellow and green! Please applaud!"
Applause rang out, and the guests, including Jiang Jing, all raised their heads.
Ye Lu was still there happily, stealing a fruit plate from the kitchen and complaining to Yu Su: "What kind of performance is this? Is there really anyone called such a strange name?"
Perhaps because of the awkwardness of men dressing up as women, Song Zeqian and Xu Ze also chose to stay with them to find resonance at this moment. The four of them also felt a sense of sympathy for each other.
As soon as Ye Lu finished speaking, all the lights in the restaurant were turned off.
The only ray of light lit up from above their heads, illuminating Ye Lu's smiling face, as well as Yu Su, Song Zeqian and Xu Ze beside him.
etc…
Ye Lu also immediately realized that the little red, blue, yellow and green were actually themselves? ?
Ye Lu only thought it was ridiculous, and then they were pushed by other waiters into the center of the open space provided.
Under the gaze of all the guests, the music started playing. It was a new single released by SN in the first half of the year.
Ye Lu didn't want to jump, really.
But some memories engraved in his DNA made his body start to swing. Yu Su quickly caught up with the rhythm and started performing with Ye Lu.
Behind them, Xu Ze and Song Zeqian looked at each other, with confusion written on their faces.
at last-
Xu Ze raised his hands and started to beat the time, coming to an immersive live viewing, trying to integrate himself into the stage.
Song Zeqian was silent for two seconds and chose to join Xu Ze. It was better than standing alone.
[How could this be so! Ye Luyusu looks so beautiful, how can I look directly at this song from now on!]
[This picture is so beautiful that I really don’t dare to look at it... No, I really want to look at it!]
[Director Song and Xu Ze: We shouldn’t be here]
[This mission is so funny hahaha! Let us say: Thank you Shanglu!]
The guests at the scene were also very considerate, applauding and cheering one by one.
Ye Lu also gradually entered the state from being embarrassed at first, dancing so hard that he had even forgotten what he looked like now.
until-
Because of excessive force, Ye Lu's wig flew into the air and covered the food on the table in front of a certain guest.
Ye Lu's eyes widened and he couldn't believe what happened. He stretched out his hands and slowly covered his head.
There was silence.
Then I didn't know who laughed first. Finally, everyone couldn't help it anymore. Everyone's laughter came one after another, almost covering the sound of the music.
[Wig: Let’s go!]
[Help me hahahaha, why on earth did things develop to this point!]
[The wig flying off at the end was really the finishing touch]
[Ye Lu's expression is so suspicious of life... Oh, he started to pull Yu Su's wig, as expected of him]
[The Dafa of Shared Death Reappears in the Jianghu!]
Ye Lu became "angry" and tried to snatch other people's wigs. After succeeding, he threw them to the audience again.
There was chaos on stage.
And at this moment, in the audience.
Shang Lu and Lin Yanyan sat at a table and watched the entire performance leisurely.
Of course, Lin Yanyan was already laughing so hard that she was almost in tears.
The two men raised their glasses and clinked their glasses.
The instigator, Shang Lu, gave this performance a very high level of evaluation: "Not bad, interesting."
Shang Lu was very satisfied.
(End of chapter)