Shang Lu and Ye Lu had never resonated so much in their lives. The two looked at each other, and their faces showed -
What to do? What to do? What to do
This is really unacceptable!
Whether you say "we can see it" or "we can't see it", it is obviously the wrong answer!
And if they gave the wrong answer, Lin Yanyan might cry even more sadly. They were both really scared QAQ.
So in this exchange of glances, as if by some strange coincidence—
Both of them stretched out their right hands at the same time.
The two looked at each other and suddenly reached some kind of consensus.
The two raised their hands and began to swing rhythmically in the air—
rock-paper-scissors!
Shang Lu played scissors, and Ye Lu played cloth.
Very good, Shang Lu won, so this life-threatening question will be given to Ye Lu to answer first.
So Ye Lu did his best to praise him: "... Actually, it's not completely invisible, your nose is indeed beautiful."
These beautiful lies were ruthlessly torn apart after I confessed my love to the boy I had a crush on in high school.
"Doesn't she have a mirror at home? Doesn't she know what she looks like?"
At this moment, only Lin Yanyan and Shang Lu were left in the room.
Shang Lu nodded and said like coaxing a child: "Okay."
Lin Yanyan reached out and hugged Shang Lu tightly, crying breathlessly.
Fortunately, when Lin Yanyan graduated from high school, her parents started a successful business and made a lot of money from a big project. Their careers have been smooth sailing ever since. They also gradually realized that their daughter is no longer at the age where she can live happily with her parents' praise. She still has to face the society and more people.
Ye Lu, who was standing by, could no longer bear it. He asked, "Excuse me, am I not a human being? If you don't want me to listen, shouldn't you let me leave first?"
Lin Yanyan stood at the back door of the classroom, listening to the mocking words, but she did not dare to make any sound, nor did she dare to refute them.
Her parents loved her very much, which made her fatter than other girls of the same age at a young age. When she was a child, whenever her relatives saw her, they would always say something that seemed caring but was actually sarcastic.
Lin Yanyan finally looked at Shang Lu and whispered to him the reason why she cared too much about her appearance.
"Our brother X likes the campus beauty. Some people are really ugly but have beautiful thoughts."
Because both of Lin Yanyan's parents were good-looking, Lin Yanyan was not as wrinkled as other babies when she was born. Everyone thought that she inherited the good looks of her parents and would definitely be an exceptionally beautiful child.
Lin Yanyan speechlessly called Ye Lu a psychopath, then kicked him out and stuffed two bags of garbage into his hands.
Lin Yanyan was very happy. She wanted to be her parents' daughter forever.
Did he mean that? No, he didn't say anything so beastly, did he
Ye Lu reached out and scratched his head. For the first time in his life, he was completely speechless. He was afraid that if he continued talking, Lin Yanyan would really faint from crying.
Ye Lu yelled back, but then the sound of footsteps gradually faded away and he went to throw away the garbage reluctantly.
But as she grew up, she started to gain weight since elementary school because of her love for desserts. The gap between her and her appearance was getting bigger and bigger than all her relatives had expected. Everyone who saw her would say "What a pity" and "Why is this child not as pretty as she was when she was a child".
"Woof."
Lin Yanyan also shouted back at him: "How would I know you are so shameless? Go throw away the garbage!"
He leaned against the door and shouted angrily: "Didn't you tell me to choose for myself? How can you not keep your word?"
Shang Lu didn't urge her, but just patiently patted Lin Yanyan's back to comfort her.
Lin Yanyan cried on Shang Lu's shoulder, and Shang Lu hugged her gently, then asked in confusion: "Why do you care so much?"
Ye Lu, who was always noisy, didn't dare to make any sound at this moment. He just shut up and watched like a mute.
Shang Lu gave Ye Lu a thumbs up, what a real man who can bend and stretch.
Shang Lu suddenly thought of what happened in the dressing room last time. Lin Yanyan refused to face the camera without makeup no matter what. She seemed to be particularly concerned about her face, even to the point of inferiority complex.
He is not even a human being, can't he listen to some stories? God, this is not fair!
There was a fierce battle between two voices in Ye Lu's heart. One said that he couldn't stop being a human being just because of a little curiosity, while the other said that it was no big deal if he stopped being a human being.
This dog barking sounded justified.
Finally he made a decision -
Although she is a little fat and has acne, it doesn't matter. These are normal changes that adolescent girls will encounter during the growth process. She is still very beautiful, her parents told her.
Lin Yanyan looked up at Ye Lu and asked: "Aren't other parts of me beautiful? Only the part that moves is beautiful... oooooo..."
Ye Lu: "?"
If he hadn't spoken out to stop her, Lin Yanyan would have said it, right? No one cared about his existence, right
"Ah... I forgot about you." Lin Yanyan said this, and then asked him: "Then make your choice. If you stay here and listen, you can't be a human being. If you want to be a human being, get out."
But Shang Lu really thinks that Lin Yanyan is already very beautiful, whether in high school or in the dressing room without makeup.
But Lin Yanyan's parents always defend her and stop those relatives from saying excessive things. They tell Lin Yanyan that it is not because she is not good-looking now, but because she was as cute as a little angel when she was a child. Now she looks like an ordinary human being and more like their daughter.
Later, Lin Yanyan made up her mind to lose weight. Because her parents were relatively neglecting their daughter's care during those years of starting a business, she damaged her body during the dieting process. The change that occurred was that she became fatter after overeating, which resulted in the graduation photo that was so ugly that Lin Yanyan found it eye-catching.
Ye Lu, who was driven out of the door: "?"
Ye Lu: "???"
I don’t know how much time has passed, but Lin Yanyan was really tired of crying. She whispered, “I’m only telling you this, you can’t tell anyone else.”
One of the boys made an exaggerated voice, "No way? That ugly guy likes you? He is really a toad wanting to eat swan meat!"
Lin Yanyan still can't forget the fear and disgust on the other person's face. After rejecting her, he walked towards his friends who were waiting not far away and said something. Soon all the boys looked in Lin Yanyan's direction and burst into laughter.
So that summer, her father accompanied her to exercise in the gym every day, and her mother prepared delicious and healthy fat-reducing meals for her. With the company and help of her parents, Lin Yanyan finally lost weight. She became much more beautiful, and the shadow of her mother when she was young gradually appeared in her eyebrows and eyes.
Lin Yanyan's college entrance examination results were very average, just an ordinary undergraduate degree, so her parents decided to send her to study abroad.
However, Lin Yanyan proposed to repeat her studies and apply to the drama academy to study acting. It was also during that summer vacation that she underwent some facial adjustments, including her nose and...
Shang Lu nodded to show that he understood, and this time he answered quickly: "Eyes."
"Huh?" Lin Yanyan thought it was ridiculous. She closed her eyes and said, "Can you see any marks? My eyes are natural. I also had my chin padded."
Shanglu: "???"
Shang Lu looked at Lin Yanyan's eyes carefully, and sure enough, there was no trace even when she closed her eyes. She found it unbelievable: "Didn't you have single eyelids before?"
The cute little single eyelid eyes before, this is the only difference between now and now, right? !
"Oh." Lin Yanyan understood what she was talking about, and then said: "That's because I'm fat. I think I had double eyelids when I was a child."
Shanglu: "..."
Seeing the disappointment that flashed across Shang Lu's face, Lin Yanyan asked speechlessly: "You don't think my eyes look better when I'm fat, do you?"
Shang Lu met her gaze and nodded honestly. Having learned from her previous experience of not being able to tell that Lin Yanyan had plastic surgery, she said this time: "I think she was beautiful before and now."
Lin Yanyan: "Your aesthetic taste is really special."
Although she said this, Lin Yanyan was still amused by Shang Lu's answer, and suddenly she felt that it was nothing.
She used to be...
It's actually beautiful in Shanglu's eyes.
However, when Lin Yanyan thought of Shang Lu's obsession with Yu Su's face (especially his eyes), she felt that everything made sense again.
Then Lin Yanyan walked to the sink to wash her face. After she said everything, she felt a little better.
And behind her, Shang Lu's voice sounded.
"Although it's a little late, I still want to tell you that you are very beautiful. And whether you are beautiful or not is not a reason to be hurt like that. They are the ones who are wrong."
Lin Yanyan was stunned.
Then she turned the faucet to the maximum, but it couldn't cover up her sobs.
That evening.
To the surprise of all netizens, Lin Yanyan, who was at the center of controversy due to her plastic surgery, started a live broadcast before her studio responded.
Netizens rushed into the live broadcast room, but unexpectedly found that in addition to Lin Yanyan, there were also Shang Lu and Ye Lu in the room.
Netizens were surprised.
[The variety show will be recorded tomorrow, right? You three actually stayed together the night before? ]
[Is their relationship so good in private? Wow, my friendship is amazing! ]
Of course, at this moment, most of the comments in the live broadcast room are still about terms like [Lin Yanyan plastic surgery] and [Lin Yanyan artificial beauty]. There are also many passers-by who come to watch the fun, wanting to see whether Lin Yanyan will respond to the plastic surgery issue during the live broadcast.
And they also noticed that the person sitting in the C position of this live broadcast was not Lin Yanyan but Shang Lu.
Ye Lu sat on Shang Lu's left hand side, while Lin Yanyan sat on Shang Lu's right hand side, but still hugged her arm, looking very dependent.
Shang Lu patted Lin Yanyan's shoulder, then adjusted the live broadcast phone and waved: "Good evening, everyone. This is the first time for the three of us to do a live broadcast and we don't know how to do it. Can you hear me clearly?"
[Ok, Ok!]
[can hear!]
[I met my wife in Lin Yanyan’s live broadcast room, I was shocked! ]
After seeing the response from the barrage, Shang Lu looked at Lin Yanyan, then held her hand and said, "It's okay. Can I tell everyone now?"
Lin Yanyan nodded vigorously, and her first sentence was a direct response to this matter: "You are right, I did have plastic surgery."
[You admitted it directly?]
[Get ready for the hot search!]
[What year is this evening… Can this really be said? Does the princess not want domestic fashion resources anymore? ]
Then, every few words, Lin Yanyan couldn't help but look up at Shang Lu. With her constant encouragement and affirmation, she finally mustered up the courage to tell Shang Lu what she had said to him today in front of the live broadcast room.
At the beginning of the barrage, there were still many fans and passers-by arguing with each other, and some were mocking Lin Yanyan, but as her eyes became redder and she tried to smile while talking about it all, many passers-by fell silent.
[Fuck… It hurts so much]
[Did the princess suffer so much injustice in the past? I can empathize with her. If youth is not beautiful, it is really not youth.]
[Dieting is absolutely not advisable! You will definitely gain weight and it will hurt your body! Like Lin Yanyan, I became fatter after overeating. Sisters, don’t learn from me! ]
[Also for plastic surgery, you must choose a regular hospital and doctor! ]
[I never thought I would feel the same as Lin Yanyan in this life. I feel so bad]
[Are those guys scumbags? How can you laugh at girls like that? If you don't like them, can't you just say no politely? ]
[Everyone loves beauty. I support sisters who have money and work hard to change themselves, but they must pay attention to the method and safety! ]
[I feel sorry for Lin Yanyan but I still envy her at the same time. Princesses really can be reborn. No matter whether the family is rich or poor, her parents have spoiled her like a princess.]
Lin Yanyan has been disliked by passers-by over the years. In fact, the biggest reason is that she has a spoiled personality due to her family background. Occasionally, she will unconsciously reveal a sense of superiority because of her parents' love and family background.
However, today, the Lin Yanyan presented in front of everyone is no longer the rich girl who was previously labeled, but just an ordinary girl.
She has experienced inferiority, been hurt, and worked hard, and finally became the Lin Yanyan that everyone sees today. This has made netizens begin to understand her and even admire her a little.
[Lin Yanyan, you are so beautiful! Be more confident! ]
[It’s hard to sacrifice so much for beauty. I looked down at the fat on my waist and decided to get up and exercise.]
[I have already taken away the dozen or so pieces of clothes hanging on the treadmill, and I am eager to try it.]
[Lin Yanyan! A role model for our generation!]
But some people also discovered a very strange point.
[Why is Ye Lu playing me? His expression is even more shocked than mine? ]
[Shang Lu obviously knows, so does Ye Lu not know...? ]
[Ye Lu! You can't be here yet you still can't get into the beauty's inner circle? You can't do it! ]
At this moment, Ye Lu could no longer bear it and looked at Lin Yanyan and Shang Lu, asking: "You two sent me out to throw away the garbage before, is this what you said?"
The two of them nodded together, which made him lose his temper. He asked, "You can say it directly in front of the camera? Why did you deliberately send me away?"
Shang Lu: “…It has nothing to do with me.”
Lin Yanyan looked at him confidently: "That's because I wasn't mentally prepared before. Is that a problem? Why are you angry? I just asked you to bark like a dog. Is that a big deal?"
Ye Lu's face darkened: "Who asked you to bring this up?!"
Studio:"?!"
[Learn to bark like a dog? What does it mean to learn to bark like a dog?]
[Ye Lu, how many talents do you have that your mother doesn't know about? ]
And then, Shang Lu very wickedly retold vividly what had happened before. During the conversation, Ye Lu's face became darker and darker, and the barrage of comments was full of hahahaha.
Ye Lu hopes that netizens can give him justice.
But netizens are so wicked that they still go against him at this time.
[Hahahahaha Ye Lu is too stupid! ]
[Why are you so honest? You're barking like a dog. Hahahaha. I think you really don't want to be a human being anymore.]
[Shanglu Lin Yanyan did a great job!]
Ye Lu: "???"
Then he seemed to suddenly understand something, looked at the live camera and laughed: "Lin Yanyan said that she only told Shang Lu, so you are the same as me. Except for Shang Lu, everyone else who knows about this is not a real person!"
[？ ？ ？]
[How come this live broadcast was so good that it was suddenly attacked? Ye Lu, I may not be a human, but you are a real dog! ]
[Ye Lu! Who allowed you to talk to mom like that? Mom is going to be angry!]
[Has the ancestral skill of "The Most Hated Her and Him" begun to implicate netizens?]
[Wow! Innocent netizens! So miserable!]
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room became relaxed and cheerful.
Some people in the barrage also started asking Lin Yanyan.
[Yan Yan, can you tell me about the plastic surgery hospital? It was really successful, beautiful and natural]
[Seeing how successful Lin Yanyan is, I also want to have plastic surgery]
After seeing this compliment, Lin Yanyan said seriously, “Everyone must remember one thing, you must choose a regular hospital, and see several doctors in person, listen to several plans before making a choice. I have had my nose repaired once, and the doctors later told me that my original nose was in good condition and there was no need to remove the ribs, but it was painful... And Ye Lu and Shang Lu are too much, they actually said that they couldn’t tell that my nose was done by a doctor, I wasted my money and suffered in vain, wuwuwu—”
Shang Lu & Ye Lu: "?"
Why is the focus back here? Has this matter not been moved on yet
[Hahahaha, I laughed like crazy! Lin Yanyan cried so miserably and I laughed so loudly]
[The princess really can’t be serious for more than three seconds before she breaks down hahaha, but this defense breakdown is too funny]
[Did the princess not dare to read the comments section on Weibo? People on the Internet have been using comparison photos to say that the princess had plastic surgery to reduce her bones and add eyes, but I didn’t expect that she really had plastic surgery, but it was her nose and chin that were moved.]
[To be honest, I am the same as Ye Lu Shanglu, it’s not their fault, I can’t see it either, hahaha]
[Stop talking, stop talking. Lin Yanyan is crying even harder! Her ribs are starting to hurt! ]
[Ribs: So there is really no one who speaks up for me? I am so angry! ]
That evening.
When Lin Yanyan went online on Weibo, the first thing she did was to change her Weibo name.
The most beautiful Lin Yanyan V: Thank you all for watching my live broadcast, and thank you to the many netizens who sent me private messages to encourage me. I have received every support and blessing. Thank you all, and thank you @商鹿@叶陆 for coming to eat barbecue with me (although they both finished the barbecue and I was not full at all!), see you all tomorrow in the variety show live broadcast!
Netizens:
[Hahaha why did Lin Yanyan change her Weibo name]
[Princess, wake up! We want you to not feel inferior, not to be conceited! ]
[But it is really beautiful, so I reluctantly agreed, hahaha]
Shanglu liked this Weibo post and then commented.
[The most beautiful in the world]
Lin Yanyan replied her with an emoji of two little bears hugging each other, which was very cute.
Netizens: “!”
[Shanglu! Just pamper her!!!]
[Beautiful girl stickers! Great!]
[Wow, tomorrow can come soon! Let me watch the variety show! Let me watch the live broadcast! Let me see them! I can’t wait! ]
Because Lin Yanyan frankly admitted this, most netizens are more accepting of it. Rather than being shocked that she had plastic surgery, more people are sincerely praising Lin Yanyan's persistence and efforts in losing weight, and feel sorry for her previous experience. Lin Yanyan's reputation on the Internet is also rare, with mostly praise and encouragement.
And that night, in another corner of the city.
The man was sitting at the head of the hotel bed in a bathrobe, and the sound of water was constantly ringing in the bathroom. While waiting, Xia Yuan casually clicked on the hot search, and then saw Lin Yanyan's live broadcast.
"Tsk... She's pretty, but she had plastic surgery. How boring."
He just looked down on this kind of plastic surgery face.
Fortunately, Shang Lu's face should be purely natural and looks good.
The sound of water in the bathroom stopped.
The internet celebrity beauty in cool pajamas came over, sat directly on Xia Yuan's lap, and asked him: "What's wrong? You look so unhappy?"
"It's all because of that woman." Xia Yuan felt a little annoyed when he said this. He had wanted to go to Shanglu to participate in the recording of that variety show tomorrow, but when Jiang Jing found out, she actually had a big fight with him.
Xia Yuan had long wanted to avoid dealing with that kind of old and ugly woman, but because of her status in the film and television industry and the fact that he himself had to make a transition in the next two years, he didn't want to break up with her in an unpleasant way.
So he had no choice but to back down. On the surface, he agreed not to go, but he thought in his heart that since Jiang Jing had to attend an awards ceremony abroad and would miss the variety show recording next time, he could just go there later.
Although Xia Yuan was a little worried about Shang Lu's family background, if she couldn't just have fun, then there shouldn't be any problem with dating him, right? After all, he was far ahead of Shang Lu in terms of traffic and fans, so no matter how she looked at it, she was out of her league.
"Okay, I'm in a hurry to come out, so I won't mention her anymore. It'll spoil my mood."
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"The Most Hated Her and Him", the fourth live broadcast officially begins.
The production team made a small design for this episode. Since Shang Lu is the undisputed top 1 in popularity of the entire program, this episode is centered around her.
For example, for the morning recording, the program team gave Shang Lu an arrival time of 9:30, but asked the other guests to gather at 8:30 to start recording, and then the PD announced that all the guests for today had arrived.
Some smart viewers have already seen the clues.
[One, two, three, four, five people, why isn't Shang Lu here? Her studio schedule includes recording today]
[Lin Yanyan looks restless. The princess is really lonely without Shang Lu.]
[Report! Shanglu's live broadcast has been turned on, and she is on the way! ]
[I always feel like the production team is up to something? ]
The PD announced today's rules: "I'm sure all the teachers have noticed that today is very special, that is, our teacher Shang has not arrived yet. The program recording has reached the fourth episode, and the teachers should be familiar with each other, so today we will test the friendship of our group, and the person being tested is our teacher Shang!"
Jiang Jing was a little dazed and didn't seem to be in good condition.
Song Zeqian leaned on the sofa holding a cup of coffee, waiting for the program crew to continue talking about the specific test methods.
Lin Yanyan frowned, obviously a little worried. Xu Ze raised his head after hearing this rule, but Ye Lu was different -
When he heard this, his eyes lit up instantly.
Netizens: "!!!"
[Hahahaha Shanglu:? How could this be?]
[Ye Lu, what's wrong with you? Can you please stop being so out of place? Can you please tone down the expectation on your face?]
[Shanglu will beat you up if he sees this variety show aired (seriously)]
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the other side.
Shang Lu just arrived at the recording location, only to find that the main hall was empty.
And a PD suddenly said in an exaggerated tone: "Teacher Shang is here?"
"Yeah." Shang Lu responded, but before he could ask anything, he heard a quarrel coming from the side hall.
It was Lin Yanyan's voice that rang out first: "Ye Lu! Are you sick? What does this have to do with you?"
Then Ye Lu shouted back more confidently: "Why is it none of my business? I think it's you who is meddling in other people's business!"
That’s right, this is the test that the program team arranged for Shang Lu, letting Ye Lu and Lin pretend to quarrel in front of Shang Lu, and how Shang Lu will persuade them to reconcile Ye Lu and Lin Yanyan.
Shang Lu didn't understand why the two people quarreled during the recording of the variety show. She reminded them: "Excuse me, you two know that this is a live broadcast, right?"
Lin Yanyan pouted and replied: "Of course I know! I don't care about this kind of live broadcast! I'm not afraid!"
Ye Lu also answered loudly: "Yes! Who is afraid of who? It was her fault in the first place!"
After the two people shouted, they felt a little awkward when their eyes met.
Help! They couldn’t keep arguing anymore and even felt like laughing.
So the two of them looked at Shang Lu at the same time.
"ah… "
Being stared at by two people at once, Shang Lu waved his hand and said, "Excuse me, I'm just passing by, you guys continue, continue."
After saying that, Shang Lu carried his suitcase and went upstairs, without any intention of trying to stop the fight.
Lin Yanyan & Ye Lu: "?"
Netizens: “?”
[Ah? Shang Lu left just like that? ]
[Shang Lu: I'm just passing by, don't take your anger out on me]
[How come this is different from what I thought? Hahaha, Shanglu, you also know that it’s live streaming, right? Please try to persuade him.]
[Shang Lu: Neither of them want to act? Then I won’t act either]
After Shang Lu entered the room and put her luggage away, the director team naturally couldn't let her stay in the room alone, so they reminded her: "Teacher Shang, you still have to go downstairs to the living room."
Shang Lu was obviously hesitant and asked, "Aren't they arguing? It's not appropriate for me to go now."
PD: “…”
They are acting out their quarrel just so you can see it!
But the PD could only say: "That's what the director team asked for."
"Okay." Shang Lu nodded, then opened his suitcase, took something out and put it in his pocket, then walked downstairs.
I heard Shanglu's footsteps.
Ye Lu and Lin Yanyan immediately entered into the performance state and continued arguing. In order to attract Shang Lu's attention, they performed even harder than before.
At the PD's request, Shang Lu walked over to the sofa next to the long table where they were arguing and sat down.
Shang Lu looked at Lin Yanyan and Ye Lu, then took out from his pocket -
A pair of earplugs.
Everyone: “???”
Then they watched Shang Lu calmly put the earplugs into his ears, picked up a book on the table and started reading, completely ignoring Ye Lu and Lin Yanyan.
It was great, her world suddenly became quiet.
[Good fellow... Shanglu is too calm]
[Shanglu, you really don't care at all, right? ]
[Hahaha, Lin Yanyan and Ye Lu were both stunned. I feel like they can’t continue acting.]
This is indeed the case.
Lin Yanyan walked directly to Shang Lu, bent down and took off her earplugs, and then asked: "Aren't you going to help me?"
Ye Lu also asked: "Shouldn't you help me?"
Lin Yanyan: “???”
The look in Lin Yanyan's eyes when she looked at Ye Lu said: Who do you think you are
[Hahaha, I feel like if this continues, Lin Yanyan will really get angry with Ye Lu! ]
[Ye Lu! You are so brave! How dare you think Shang Lu will help you instead of the princess? Anyone who competes with the princess for favor will die! ]
[But in fact, Shang Lu didn't help anyone, she was just an innocent passerby]
Shang Lu looked at Lin Yanyan and answered honestly: "I don't think he can win the argument with you. You can do it."
Lin Yanyan and Ye Lu's voices were louder than each other. Shang Lu didn't want to join in the argument as it might affect his hearing.
Lin Yanyan: “?”
Is that so? Fine, she accepted that explanation.
But this is not acceptable to the director team! Shang Lu didn't fall for it at all? This part of their work is basically in vain, this is absolutely not acceptable!
So the director's staff immediately said, "Teacher Lin and Teacher Shang, please go upstairs and rest for a while."
Shanglu: "?"
Shang Lu looked at them, feeling very puzzled and asked: "I was sitting up there and you asked me to get down. Now that I'm down, you want me to get back up again?"
[Hahaha Shanglu: Are you sick? Are you guys playing me?]
Director Team: “…”
The director team could only make excuses: "We can't let Teacher Lin and Teacher Ye continue to quarrel. You stay with Teacher Lin, and we are here to persuade Teacher Ye."
This reason was quite reasonable, so Shang Lu reluctantly went upstairs with Lin Yanyan.
five minutes later.
The staff came up and knocked on the door again.
He said anxiously: "Something happened to Teacher Shang. Teacher Ye and Teacher Xu are fighting! Go and have a look!"
Lin Yanyan: "..."
Shanglu: "?"
[Hey, production team, can you find a new reason? Changing the people but not the topic, this is too perfunctory, hahahaha! ]
[Who said that? Be more serious! The matter has obviously changed! The quarrel has turned into a fight! ]
Lin Yanyan and Shang Lu went downstairs together, and what they saw was Ye Lu and Xu Ze standing in front of the sofa and confronting each other, with their hands respectively holding the two ends of the same pillow, and it seemed that neither of them was willing to let go.
But this scene doesn't really look like a fight, it's more like kindergarten kids fighting over the same toy.
Shang Lu put his hand on his chin, looked at the pillow with some doubt, and asked uncertainly: "Are you two fighting over this pillow?"
Xu Ze said nothing.
Ye Lu replied arrogantly: "Yes! Is there a problem?"
Shang Lu picked up an identical pillow on the sofa next to him, handed it over, and said, "No problem, but it's not necessary."
[Hahaha, the program team found something: perfunctory. Ye Lu and Xu found an excuse: even more perfunctory]
[Shang Lu: I feel I can’t fit into this inexplicable world]
[Improvement! (wipes tears) Shang Lu is at least willing to give some advice! ]
Shang Lu first handed the pillow in her hand to Ye Lu, who was closer to her.
Ye Lu glanced at her and said, "I don't want it! I want this!"
Shang Lu looked at Xu Ze, who seemed easier to talk to, and handed him the pillow.
Xu Ze is indeed easy to talk to.
He took the pillow and held it in his arms with one arm, but he did not let go of Ye Lu's hand.
Shanglu: "..."
Are they not done yet
PD reminded quietly: "Teacher Shang, what else do you want to say?"
Shang Lu: “Should I say something?”
At this moment, in order to make the scene more realistic, Ye Lu instantly loosened his hand that was holding the pillow and instead grabbed Xu Ze's collar.
Shang Lu blinked and looked at Lin Yanyan.
Lin Yanyan thought for a second, covered her mouth and responded in a very exaggerated manner: "Okay, so scary! Are they going to take action?"
Shanglu: "..."
Isn’t it a bit too fake
Shang Lu directly picked up an empty water cup on the table, holding it upside down to use as a microphone, and said seriously: "Dear viewers, now we are broadcasting the annual boxing championship for you. I am today's special reporter Xiao Lu. Today's opponents are Ye Lu, the king of nonsense, and Xu Ze, the king of rivers and lakes. This is the ultimate showdown between the chatterbox and the nonsense! The price of losing is to be disfigured and quit the entertainment industry! Please cheer and applaud for them!"
Ye Lu: "?"
Xu Ze: “…”
[Hahahaha God damn boxing championship]
[The King of Nonsense and the King of Jianghu, hahaha! What a fucking image! Shang Lu is really a genius at giving nicknames.]
[I am dying of laughter, but this is not how the word "widowed king" is used, right? ]
[It doesn’t matter. Anyway, the taciturn Xu Ze is indeed a widower.]
[Shang Lu: What? Trying to stop a fight? No no no! You better just fight!] [I feel like the production team picked the wrong person from the beginning... How could Shang Lu try to stop a fight? Hahaha]
Shang Lu not only did not try to stop the fight, she also looked at Lin Yanyan and asked while holding up a water cup: "Who do you think will win?"
Lin Yanyan didn't react at all to why she made such a guess, but since Shang Lu asked, she blurted out: "Ye Lu."
"Very good, then I'll buy Xu Ze." Shang Lu pulled Lin Yanyan to sit next to him, then opened a bag of melon seeds on the coffee table.
Seeing Ye Lu and Xu Ze seem to have been paused, Shang Lu even urged them: "You two, continue? Why don't you do it?"
[Director Team: How did things develop to this point?! ]
[Ye Lu & Xu Ze: Save us! What should we do? Should we continue this drama? ]
Ye Lu looked at Shang Lu, his face full of disbelief: "You don't care about us at all? Can you at least stop us?"
Shang Lu didn't answer his question, but looked at the PD and asked: "What's the situation now? Do I need to take Xu Ze up there to calm down? Can you guys persuade Ye Lu again?"
The PD smiled reluctantly and said, "Okay...Okay."
Shang Lu glanced at Xu Ze, waved at him and said, "Okay, follow me."
Xu Ze followed with his eyes lowered.
In Shang Lu's room.
Shang Lu looked at the same pillows as those downstairs placed on the sofa in his room, two of them.
Shang Lu then picked them up and handed them to Xu Ze, saying, "Here you are, here you are, all of them are yours."
Xu Ze: “…”
Xu Ze didn't say anything, but still took the two pillows and placed them on his legs.
[Hahaha help! I'm starting to feel embarrassed for Xu Ze! ]
[Xu Ze is innocent!]
Five minutes later, there was another knock on Shang Lu's door.
Looking at the familiar staff at the door, seeing the same expression on his face as before but clearly unable to hold back, Shang Lu looked him in the eye and said in unison -
"Something happened to Teacher Shang. Teacher Ye and Teacher Song are fighting! Go check it out!"
Not a single word was wrong, and Shang Lu's voice was even more exaggerated than that of the staff.
Looking at the staff's stiff expressions, Shang Lu shook his head slightly and sighed: "Oh my God, I am too smart."
The live broadcast room was full of laughter.
[Shanglu successfully predicted the program team hahaha]
[Hahahahahahaha]
[Ye Lu: I work three jobs? I have to pay extra!]
[This time, only the people were changed but nothing was changed. The director team was so perfunctory, but the show effect was maximized by Shanglu's accidental combination of circumstances]
[The production crew probably didn’t expect that Shang Lu had no intention of trying to stop the fight from the beginning. Hahaha, did Shang Lu see through it a long time ago?]
This time, Shang Lu waved his hand and said indifferently: "I won't go to see it. I'll let one of them die."
[Shanglu: Opening—]
[Ye Lu: QAQ? ]
[Family! The test results are out! This team really! has! no! friendship!]
(End of this chapter)