It can be said that except Yue Qi, no one present here understands what he is thinking.
Until Song Zeqian frowned and asked: "You are not going to mess with your crappy comedy? Let Shang Lu play the second female role?"
Yue Qi did not deny it, but still said: "You should be more respectful when speaking. That is a work that I have been polishing for five years."
Shang Lu: "...?"
What comedy? What second female lead? What on earth were they talking about? What did Song Zeqian know
Netizens were also shocked.
[Hahaha, the crappy comedy mentioned by Song Zeqian turned out to be the work that Yue Qi spent five years polishing. I am beginning to be curious about this script. What is its quality?]
[I think what Song Zeqian doesn’t like is the kind of warm and touching stories that Yue Qi likes, and he doesn’t have too many requirements for the camera scenes.]
[So what script? Why does Song Zeqian know so much about Yue Qi?]
[Sisters in front, don’t you know? Yue Qi was once a direct senior of Song Zeqian and stayed on to teach at the school. Song Zeqian also collaborated with him on a micro-film during college and won an international award. They should have broken up in recent years, hahaha]
Xu, who got card number two, drew the peacock. When the program team showed him a huge feather prop, everyone laughed.
Song Zeqian crossed his arms and interrupted directly: "Alright, this is a variety show recording, not a BOSS direct recruitment. The interview is over. You can chat among yourselves. Don't waste everyone's time."
But because Yue Qi now has a slight affection for Shang Lu, he unilaterally decides to only hold Song Zeqian accountable for this matter.
Shang Lu blinked his eyes, then nodded and agreed: "Okay."
This question is getting weirder and weirder. And are Han Cheng and Yue Qi the ones she can just pick
[So when did things develop to this point? Director Han Cheng and Director Yue Qi... it's already impressive to be able to star in either one of them, but Shang Lu actually has to choose between them? ]
But faced with this question, Shang Lu could only answer: "Director Han Cheng hasn't shown me the script yet, so I can't choose."
Fashion styling shoot.
[Shanglu, how many surprises do you have that I don’t know about]
[Xu Ze! You are the peacock! This is your screen! ]
Soon, they began to draw cards one by one.
[Screenwriter Yu Qi mentioned this in an interview a few days ago, saying that she and director Han Cheng both like Shanglu very much and will work together again in the future]
But as Shang Lu and Song Zeqian said—
But Yue Qi asked her again: "If Han Cheng's new drama and my movie shoot are scheduled at the same time, who will you choose?"
Yue Qi's movies are also great opportunities for actors. Since Yue Qi took the initiative to invite her, she naturally wouldn't be so arrogant as Song Zeqian to refuse without even reading the script.
Xu Ze held his props, and the corners of his lips twitched slightly.
But Shang Lu was not very interested in this. She was not very interested in fashion resources and was just cooperating to complete the task.
Finally, based on the voting results of netizens, the first place winner will have the opportunity to shoot for the cover of the fashion magazine PL.
Yue Qi responded: "Some people's movie reputation and box office collapsed last year, so their perspective is naturally not up to date."
Netizens have the same idea as Shanglu.
Soon the voting for "King of Bad Movies" came out, and because Song Zeqian didn't try hard at all, Yue Qi won the game.
The director team also showed them that the covert feathers are foldable, so Xu Ze can "open the cover" freely when carrying it on his body.
[A real peacock spreading its tail, hahaha]
Jiang Jing was the first to draw the numbers. She held card number one which read: Zebra.
What's the point of winning this round? Does it prove that Yue Qi is better at making bad movies than Song Zeqian? This is not something to be proud of!
Shang Lu: "...?"
PL is the top fashion magazine in the country. Being able to shoot their magazine is equivalent to a stepping stone into the fashion industry, not to mention the cover. This reward still sounds very tempting.
The stylist took out a black and white striped dress and said that she would design a dreadlock next. She then explained the meaning of this theme shoot. The corresponding styling design elements for each person are different animals.
[Senior Jiang Jing wears dreadlocks, I suddenly want to see it! ]
[I am even more curious about what animals other people's animals are! ]
Next it was the turn of Song Zeqian and Yue Qi, who had numbers three and four. They drew the tiger and the lion respectively, which was quite consistent with their competitive relationship.
Song Zeqian finally noticed Shang Lu's look of seeking knowledge, and looked directly at her and said: "He has a book that he has been writing for five years. I thought it had been thrown into the trash a long time ago, but I didn't expect that he would film it."
The program team will provide them with seven cards, and each person will get a different fashion theme through random drawing, and then the stylist will transform them and take pictures.
[Hahaha, other famous directors are competing for Shanglu, Song Zeqian, you are so close to the water tower, are you really not tempted at all? ]
At Song Zeqian's urging, the program team started a new task this afternoon after a simple lunch -
After saying that, Yue Qi didn't want to bother with Song Zeqian anymore. After all, he only had Shang Lu in his heart now, so he looked directly at Shang Lu and said, "My staff will send you the script after the show. If you are interested, feel free to contact me and audition as soon as possible."
[What did I hear? Is this considered a revelation by Yue Qi? Han Cheng also wants to find Shang Lu for his new drama? ]
Everyone: “???”
Jiang Jing looked puzzled and asked, "What does this zebra mean?"
Shang Lu's answer satisfied Yue Qi. At least she would not give priority to Han Cheng and Song Zeqian just because they were more familiar with them. As for the quality of the script, he was confident that he would not lose.
[Hahahaha, is this actually a zoo theme? So cute]
but-
Song Zeqian looked at the plush doll set in front of him expressionlessly and complained: "The tiger is Tigger? Do you think this makes sense?"
Shang Lu laughed loudly.
[I thought it was a mighty and handsome tiger, how could it be Tigger, hahahaha]
[I knew this show wouldn’t shoot normal fashion looks, it’s getting interesting]
[But Yue Qi's lion equipment looks very handsome, and Jiang Jing's looks good too. I feel like some people are normal and some are funny. It all depends on the face, hahahaha]
[Xu Ze: You only care about Tigger? No one speaks up for me and Peacock?]
Lin Yanyan took number five, which was a panda. After seeing that she and Song Zeqian were wearing the same doll costume, she pouted and looked very dissatisfied.
She wanted to look pretty for the photo! Why did she wear such a stupid doll costume
However, when Shang Lu reached out and touched the panda costume in her arms and praised, "It's so cute, I think you will be even cuter when you wear it," Lin Yanyan's face changed instantly.
Shanglu praised this as cute.
If you look closely... it does seem to have become cuter.
In that case, Lin Yanyan decided to wear it reluctantly.
Next, it was the turn of Shang Lu’s number six and Ye Lu’s number seven.
Before the two of them watched, the program team specifically reminded them: "Numbers 6 and 7 are the two most special cards. Because everyone else is shooting alone, the two teachers who drew these two cards will do a double-person modeling shoot."
[Ahh Shanglu Yelu! Shoot! I want to see it! ]
[Although Shang Lu denied his relationship with Ye Lu in the recording with Xia Yuan... But it doesn't affect my love for him! ]
Shang Lu and Ye Lu looked at each other, then they both took out the cards they had drawn from the envelopes, took a look at them, and then faced the camera.
The card Shang Lu drew said: Rabbit.
The card Ye Lu drew read: mortal enemy.
The word Ye Lu drew was the only one that had nothing to do with animals.
Netizens were excited. [Dead enemy? This word sounds so exciting! ]
[I must tremble, I must tremble!]
The staff first brought Shang Lu's clothes. They were not doll clothes, but red Hanfu, with furry rabbit ears and cute little lanterns, which looked quite festive. Shang Lu took the equipment, then looked at Ye Lu uncertainly and asked, "Are you Wu Gang or Chang'e?"
[It’s actually the Jade Rabbit, hahahaha]
[But I really want to see it, Shanglu really suits wearing red, who knows]
[I would also like to ask Shanglu this question, who should be the mortal enemy of Jade Rabbit? ]
Ye Lu was also puzzled. The director team did not reveal his look at this moment, but asked everyone to follow their respective stylists to change clothes and put on makeup.
after an hour.
Shang Lu changed into a cute jade rabbit Hanfu. This outfit had no other disadvantages except that it was a little hot. The red color made her skin look even whiter, and the furry rabbit ears reduced the aggressiveness of her face. It even went against Shang Lu's expectation that it blended well with the word cute.
The fans loved it.
[Ah, what wife? This is my daughter! ]
[I'm a mom fan! So cute and sweet, baby kiss! ]
[Shanglu is so versatile! He can handle any style very well. I love him.]
At this moment, the staff told Shang Lu: "Teacher Ye has already put on her makeup and is waiting. Teacher Shang, please go over quickly because the shooting is about to begin."
"Okay." Shang Lu responded, then followed the staff into another room.
During this time, she and Xu Ze met in the corridor.
Xu Ze rarely wore brightly colored clothes to match the basic characteristics of a peacock, but his face still made it look not weird. Instead, it added a bit of masculine beauty that was rarely seen in normal times.
Of course, he might look even more handsome if he didn't have that feathered prop behind him.
The two men greeted each other, then passed each other, and then Shang Lu was hit.
Xu Ze stopped and looked at her helplessly.
Shang Lu covered his arm and waved to him to show that he was fine, but he couldn't help but ask: "Why did you suddenly open your screen?"
Xu Ze: “… Sorry.”
So before leaving, Shang Lu was kind enough to help Xu Ze close the covert feathers that were spread out behind him.
[Xu Ze's tail opened automatically the moment he passed by Shang Lu! I was laughing like crazy]
[As we all know, male peacocks spread their tails as a sign of courtship (I’m just making this up)]
[I don't care! This isn't a prop! This is real! This is his tail!]
[Shanglu: (closing his coverts) I declined.]
[If Shanglu didn't put this back on him, this scene wouldn't be so funny hahaha]
But when Shang Lu arrived at the empty room where the filming was taking place, he did not see Ye Lu.
Shang Lu looked at the staff curiously and asked, "Where is Ye Lu?"
The staff pointed to the stage in the other corner of the room and said, "Teacher Ye is there."
Shanglu: "?"
Shang Lu looked over and saw no one. He only saw a green, round...huge turtle shell on the stage
Shang Lu walked over suspiciously, bent down and knocked on the turtle shell, and asked very politely: "Excuse me, is anyone home?"
The tortoise shell was slightly shaken by the knock, then slowly turned a little, and something poked out from inside—
Ye Lu’s head.
The boy looked aggrieved and said, "What kind of mortal enemy is this? I feel like they are playing a trick on me!"
The corners of Shang Lu's lips twitched wildly.
Because Ye Lu looked so sad, she couldn't bear to laugh at his appearance at the moment. She could only think about all the sad things that happened in the past twenty years in her mind to hold back her laughter.
And netizens don’t need to be patient.
[Hahahaha turtle! How could Ye Lu be a turtle? ]
[Dead enemy… So it refers to the tortoise and the hare race? I figured it out, the program team]
[Haha, this look is totally different from what I imagined. Ye Lu looks so sad, but I laughed so loudly]
But the moment their eyes met.
Ye Lu saw that Shang Lu wanted to laugh at him, so he angrily...
He retracted his head into his shell.
He didn't want to face the world.
He wanted to escape from it all.
There was a zipper where the tortoise shell was sticking out, and Ye Lu said, "Help me close the zipper from the outside."
"Okay." The enthusiastic citizen Xiao Shang obeyed and did as he was told.
Some netizens summarized.
[Ye·Seal Heart and Lock Love·Lu]
At this moment, footsteps were heard at the door, and Lin Yanyan, wearing a furry panda suit, appeared.
"deer deer-"
Lin Yanyan called Shang Lu's name coquettishly, then raised her panda paw and asked her: "Am I cute?"
"Super cute." Shang Lu stood up and praised Lin Yanyan, then waved at her: "Come here quickly, let me touch it."
"Okay!" Lin Yanyan agreed readily. She was wearing a doll costume and her movements were quite brisk. The panda she played ran towards Shanglu like a ball, which was extremely cute.
However, as she ran, Lin Yanyan discovered something very strange.
Wait... Why is there such a big turtle shell in front of Shanglu? What is that ugly thing? It's so scary!
When she saw the turtle shell, Lin Yanyan wanted to control herself and stop quickly, but because the panda suit was too heavy, she couldn't stand steadily. She staggered and finally fell to the ground with her butt, kicking her feet forward suddenly -
Kicked onto the turtle shell.
Next, accompanied by Ye Lu’s roar, the turtle shell rolled off the stage.
Ye Lu's back was shaking and touching the ground. He couldn't get up at all. He could only try to turn over in his turtle shell, looking like a wobbly tumbler.
Lin Yanyan sat on the ground, her mouth and eyes wide open in confusion, obviously unable to react to what was happening.
It’s really strange, why would this turtle shell curse people
[Why did everything turn out like this? Ye Lu, so miserable hahahaha]
[It seems that the three of them have a superpower that as long as they appear in the same picture, things will become extremely ridiculous]
[The funniest thing is that Ye Lu asked Shang Lu to help him zip up from the outside, so now he can’t get out at all hahahaha]
[Who is going to save Ye Lu? I am laughing so hard that I am fainting]
Shang Lu stretched out a hand and covered his eyes.
It's really horrible.
Phew.
(End of this chapter)