The scene was in chaos and the situation was out of control for a while.
Because Ou Yi was at the end, he had already seen clearly what had happened before, so he rushed out and stopped Ye Lu before Ye Lu called his name.
Then, led by Lin Yanyan, everyone surrounded Ye Lu.
Fans all around also gathered around tentatively and curiously.
When they found out that these people in strange clothes were their idols, all the fans fell silent. What was going on
The most embarrassed among them were Ye Lu's fans, because among all the people present, only their idol was dressed as a woman.
Some people even discussed it in a low voice.
"Mom feels so ashamed, Ye Lu..."
"Is it too late to take off the cheering uniform now?"
Seeing that he couldn't escape anymore, Ye Lu simply started to act like a spoiled brat: "Don't come over here, I'm so scared—"
However, after seeing the disdainful looks from his fans, Ye Lu put down his hand and asked the fans not far away: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
[Ye Lu, it’s really easy to deceive, fans just believe it]
Ye Lu: "OAO."
And at this moment, Shanglu finally arrived.
Lin Yanyan looked at Shang Lu in disbelief, and thought of the origami rose just now. She immediately reacted: "Lu Lu! Are you the one who gave us the task card just now?"
Shang Lu bent down and rushed forward like a ball, and his head hit Ye Lu's chest.
However, netizens in the live broadcast room were amused.
Ye Lu: “???”
"I just took a photo with Shang Lu! She even gave me a heart shape with her hands!"
"Ahh Shanglu!"
Ye Lu snorted coldly and said, "She was the one who sent out the task cards, and she wrote all the tasks! They were not issued by the program team at all, you have all been fooled!"
Shang Lu’s fans were especially shocked. Those who had taken photos with Shang Lu before were so excited that they hugged each other.
Shouldn't they be angry and take revenge on Shanglu? Why are they praising him again? Oh my God! This is not fair!
The fans at the scene still couldn't bear to hurt Ye Lu in person, and replied insincerely: "I am amazed by your beauty."
“It’s Shanglu! This doll is really Shanglu!”
[But looking at Ye Lu's expression... I think he believed it]
Ou Yi was stunned, then looked at Shang Lu.
"Yes, where is Lulu?" Lin Yanyan also put down the hammer she was using to attack Ye Lu and asked curiously.
Lin Yanyan raised her inflatable hammer and smashed Ye Lu's head hard to vent her anger.
Because he couldn't run fast because of the heavy doll costume he was wearing, Shang Lu gave up running a long time ago and became the last one to fall behind.
At the scene, everyone's eyes were turned to the "doll" that suddenly appeared.
The hair on both sides of his cheeks was also stained with sweat, and his usually fair face was now flushed. Shang Lu waved the headgear in his hand and greeted everyone: "Hello everyone, I am Shang Lu."
[Ou Yi’s praise for Shang Lu is almost the same every time, but he seems to be really sincere]
Only Donut quietly put on his mask and took a step back.
Why did Ou Yi start again? Never mind, she was used to it.
After all, not only Ou Yi, but even Ou Yi's fans were praising her, and she had heard enough to get used to it.
Feeling the sudden impact, Ye Lu fell to the ground with his butt, then took a step back with his hands on the ground.
Because Song Zeqian stretched out his hand and pushed him back.
Ye Lu wanted to escape, so he aimed at the empty space between Jiang Jing and Song Zeqian and made a sudden move—
[Hahahaha, it's really unconvincing for Ye Lu's fans to say this with this expression! ]
Failed.
Ye Lu pointed in the direction Shang Lu was coming from: "That's... ah, what do you want to do?"
There was an instant cry of surprise at the scene.
After Ye Lu finished speaking, he waited for other people's reactions.
Ye Lu didn't even have time to finish his words before his voice became terrified.
Netizens’ comments.
Since everyone has been exposed, Shang Lu took off his hood.
Shang Lu nodded.
After all, she is a fan of Shang Lu who has appeared in this show, so it is better for her to keep a low profile.
At this moment, Shang Lu's fans looked at him for a long time and couldn't help asking, "Where is Shang Lu?"
Then he said, "Teacher Shang, you are really good at playing!"
Shang Lu: “…”
[Does anyone remember that the task Shang Lu assigned to Ou Yi was not to praise her, hahahaha]
At this moment Xu Ze walked forward, took Shang Lu's hood, and then handed him a pack of tissues.
"Thank you." Shang Lu took the tissue and wiped the sweat from her forehead. Then she looked at Ye Lu, and the smile on her face disappeared in an instant.
Ye Lu, who had just crawled up from the ground, stood behind Song Zeqian guiltily.
However, everyone looked at him in the same way, with varying degrees of murderous intent in their eyes.
If it weren't for Ye Lu, this game would still be going on and they wouldn't be in such a mess!
[Hahaha Shanglu shows everyone how a smile disappears in one second]
[Ye Lu! The culprit behind all this! ]
[Program team: Does anyone still remember the rules of the game? Can anyone respect us? ]
[Little annoying! You are lucky to have these guests]
So next—
Shang Lu shouted, "Taking a photo with Ye Lu in female costume is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"
Ye Lu: “???”
Ye Lu covered his face.
Ye Lu's hands were pried apart by Ou Yi and Lin Yanyan, one on the left and one on the right.
Ye Lu was forced to take photos with fans, and Shang Lu was kind enough to help him fix his crooked wig.
All in all, there are no winners in this war.
Also because of Ye Lu's sabotage, the game did not have a winner.
The director team suggested that since this was the case, they should be fair and just and choose a method that would not offend anyone, and decide who would be the director of this round by drawing lots.
Before the draw, everyone reached a consensus that whoever drew the director position would give the most difficult role to Ye Lu.
Ye Lu: Being targeted but not daring to speak out.
Then everyone drew lots in turn, and cheers rang out—
"Hahahahaha I'm the director! I'm the director!"
Ye Lu's voice sounded ecstatically, waving a piece of paper with the word "director" written on it in his hand.
Everyone: “???”
grass.
[When everyone decided to target Ye Lu together, Ye Lu drew the director with a one in seven chance. That's awesome]
[Ye Lu is so lucky]
[Wow, not even the script would dare to write this.] For a moment, Ye Lu was arrogant and looked down upon everyone, even though he usually did not let anyone go.
He was very proud even if no one paid any attention to him.
Everyone returned to the backstage.
The director announced to them: "You only have one hour to put on makeup and get ready. You will be on stage in one hour. Do you understand?"
Everyone nodded.
Then the director handed the role allocation table to Ye Lu, who took it with great joy and immediately laughed even more happily: "The story of the piglet family? What kind of drama is this? Hahaha!"
The roles that can be assigned are also very simple, including prop tree, prop house, prop stone, pig sister, pig father, and pig mother.
Ye Lu began to assign roles: "Shang Lu, you are the tree, Xu Ze is the house, Lin Yanyan is the stone. Song Zeqian is the pig father, Teacher Jiang Jing is the pig mother, and Ou Yi is the pig sister!"
[Hahaha, are you talking about my illusion? Why do I feel like Ye Lu is targeting Ou Yi? ]
[I have to say, I feel the same way]
[Ou Yi! If you don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman! ]
When everyone was studying how to change their characters' costumes, Shang Lu felt something was wrong.
Shang Lu chose to look at Song Zeqian beside him and said, "The story of the piglet's family."
She deliberately emphasized the word "family".
The story of the little pig family. Daddy Pig, Mommy Pig, and Sister Pig are all here? What kind of cameo is this
"We seem to be the protagonists." Song Zeqian directly expressed Shang Lu's thoughts, then glanced at Ye Lu and lowered his voice and said, "It is very likely that he is Xiao Zhu."
Shang Lu looked at the director.
The director did not deny it, but directly said: "Teacher Shang Lu, Teacher Lin Yanyan and Teacher Xu Ze, please come out for a moment."
Everything happened just as Shang Lu and Song Zeqian had imagined.
The following performance had no script at all, and they were the leading actors. Ye Lu was the protagonist among the protagonists, the little pig.
The three of them who were chosen by Ye Lu to act as props seemed to have an easy job, but they actually had another task, which was to act as narrators. The direction of the entire story was up to them, and the "pig family" had to perform according to the narrator's instructions.
Shang Lu summarized the current situation: "I understand. Director Ye Lu actually only has the power to assign roles. The real screenwriters are the three of us who act as props."
Lin Yanyan was so happy that she said directly: "Great!"
[How come the two poles suddenly reversed, hahaha]
[Ye Lu still seems to be happy because he doesn't have to go on stage, but he doesn't know that he will soon be the male lead]
[False reward: being the director. Real reward: being the protagonist.]
[Hahaha, the stage play should start soon! I can’t wait! ]
Half an hour countdown.
"Director Ye" reprimanded the actors in a serious tone: "Although you are all guest stars! But if you want to step on the stage and be remembered by the audience, you must cherish every performance! You must take every role seriously, even if it is a dumb stone... Who are you? Why are you pulling me?"
Before Ye Lu could finish his words, he was a little flustered when he saw the two men in black suddenly appearing and wanted to hide backwards.
Of course, his escape failed and he was soon taken away howling like a ghost.
Song Zeqian, wearing a "pig head mask", had a blank expression on his face. Jiang Jing was also not used to this look of hers. Ou Yi almost bit his teeth off while staring at the bow on his head.
Shang Lu, Lin Yanyan and Xu Ze got together. The three of them squatted in the corridor and wrote out several different story outlines in the shortest time possible, adjusting them at any time according to the situation.
Lin Yanyan's expression was solemn. She stretched out a hand and put it in the air: "Come on!"
Shang Lu put his hand on it.
The two of them looked at Xu Ze together.
Xu Ze: “…”
Hold out your hand.
Lin Yanyan shouted: "Come on!"
On the other side, Ye Lu, who suddenly became a pig, was full of doubt about this world. He lay on the table and refused to leave the dressing room.
After realizing that he was the male protagonist, he shouted at the top of his lungs—
"I'm an idol! I'm just an idol! I really can't act!!!"
Letting an idol be the leading actor in a stage play? Is this world crazy?! Who will save him
[Through the screen, I could also feel Ye Lu's fear and rejection of acting]
[Suddenly I thought of Ye Lu’s provocation to Song Zeqian in the first episode]
[I realized that the person who has never forgotten his original intention in this program group is actually Ye Lu! ]
However, no matter how reluctant Ye Lu was, he was forced to go backstage and wait.
Of course, there is another person who is as unhappy as Ye Lu, and that is Ou Yi, who plays the role of Xiaozhu's sister, because he is wearing pink overalls (he did not wear a skirt only because of his strong insistence, and he claims that he has a better bottom line than Ye Lu).
After seeing Ye Lu become a pig, and not seeing the other actors, Ou Yi suddenly understood: "You want to act too?!"
Ye Lu looked at him with a fake smile.
At this moment, Jiang Jing finally couldn't help herself and asked, "What are we going to perform on stage? We haven't been given a single line."
Song Zeqian said: "It is most likely free play or in-ear command, which should be very easy for you."
Ye Lu & Ou Yi: “!”
The two looked at each other and saw the same fear in each other's eyes.
Ou Yi murmured, "I'm an idol, I can't act!"
Ye Lu: "A soulmate!!!"
The two people's hands suddenly held each other, and at this moment they actually felt a sense of sharing the same suffering.
[Hahaha, finally someone understands Ye Lu! ]
[The relationship between the two people suddenly changed at this moment]
[I heard that Ou Yi had a cameo before, but for some reason he disappeared from the schedule. It seems that these two people have never acted in a play.]
[There is no true empathy in the world, but Ye Lu and Ou Yi can at this moment]
Ye Lu and Ou Yi both wanted to escape, but they couldn't.
Because at this moment the background music has already sounded, it is a very cheerful prelude, the stage lights are also on, and the narration is also sounded.
"Once upon a time, in a beautiful forest, there lived a happy family of four pigs."
At this moment, Ye Lu's fear reached its peak. He looked at Ou Yi and said, "... It's Lin Yanyan's voice!"
[Hahaha, Ye Lu is finally realizing that his fate is actually in the hands of others]
And the next second, the voice came from a different person.
"They are the handsome Daddy Pig and the gentle and beautiful Mommy Pig."
The slightly cold voice belonged to Xu Ze.
Song Zeqian and Jiang Jing had to go on stage together.
"There is also a lively and cute brother pig, and a rebellious sister pig."
Ye Lu and Ou Yi looked at each other, and both of them went on the field ready to die.
The protagonists all went on stage, and the audiences were all fans of their respective artists. They did not watch the live broadcast and did not know that the four people on the stage were actually quite helpless at the moment, and they began to applaud very hard.
Shanglu, Lin Yanyan and Xu stood in a row, hiding in the suits and performing the roles of trees, stones and houses.
Now it was Shang Lu's turn. She cleared her throat and began to sing: "Today is Little Pig's birthday. Daddy Pig, Mommy Pig and Brother Pig are spending the day with her. The four pigs are sitting around the table, holding hands and dancing together to celebrate Little Pig's birthday."
Four people on the stage: “???”
After all, Jiang Jing was the only real actor here. In this situation, she quickly accepted the situation and was the first to extend her hand.
Everyone could only hold hands and start jumping around the table. It was obvious that they had not rehearsed the movements, and there were even continuous screams because they stepped on each other's feet.
The audience and netizens in the live broadcast room were all very happy.
[Is it a children's stage play?! ]
[It’s actually four pigs hahahaha]
Shanglu's voice sounded again: "Mother Pig lights the candles and sends blessings to her daughter."
Jiang Jing naturally cooperated and said as she lit the candles: "Today is our baby daughter's birthday. Mom and Dad hope that our daughter can grow up happily and become the happiest pig in the forest."
[Hahaha, Teacher Jiang Jing is indeed a professional, she acted so seriously! ]
[Ou Yi and Ye Lu also look really desperate hahaha]
The corners of Ou Yi's lips twitched, but at this moment he could only bite the bullet and continue to act, and his voice became a little softer: "Thank you... Mom and Dad."
The candles were lit.
Lin Yanyan said: "Let's sing the birthday song together, and Sister Pig will make a birthday wish."
"Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~"
Ou Yi clasped his hands together and closed his eyes.
Xu Ze said: "Sister Pig loudly expressed her birthday wish."
The pressure was placed on Ou Yi.
Ou Yi: “???”
What birthday wish could he have
Ou Yi thought for two seconds, feeling the countless gazes on him, and said directly: "I... I don't want this brother, I want a sister!"
It would be best if Shang Lu played his sister. He was willing to act with Shang Lu! He was also willing to learn acting from Shang Lu!
Director team: “???”
Shang Lu slowly moved forward like a tree. Under everyone's confused gaze, he unzipped his pants, stretched out a hand, took off the bow on Ou Yi's head, and put it on Ye Lu.
Shang Lu took his hand back and returned to his original position. He said in a serious voice, repeating the previous lines but making some minor changes: "Today is Little Pig's birthday. Daddy Pig, Mommy Pig and Sister Pig are spending the day with her."
Ou Yi: “!?”
This is not the kind of sister he wants!
Ye Lu: “?”
What does it have to do with him
Shanglu's action caused laughter from the audience, while netizens in the live broadcast room complained directly. [Shanglu, you are a little too perfunctory! ]
[Put Ou Yi's bow on Ye Lu, and then Ye Lu changes from a pig brother to a pig sister hahaha]
[Ye Lu: Are you polite? ]
The story continues.
Lin Yanyan's voice rang out: "On the surface, they are a happy family of four, but Sister Pig has actually been jealous of Sister Pig for a long time. She feels that her parents love her sister more, so today she wants to challenge her sister."
Xu Ze said: "Pig... The elder sister is full of fighting spirit, the younger sister is very nervous, and the father and mother pigs are looking at the two children worriedly."
Jiang Jing is the best actress here. Even with a script that sounds outrageous, she can immerse herself in her role every second.
At this moment, according to the plot setting, she covered her heart and cooperated anxiously: "What are you doing? Stop it now!"
Song Zeqian admired Jiang Jing's point very much, and put aside his original intention of playing around, and asked seriously: "Do you really have to make mom angry?"
Ye Lu immediately walked down the stairs and tried to reverse the situation: "Okay, then we won't fight."
Lin Yanyan didn't give him the chance and said immediately, "They decided to have a peaceful duel! To compete for the title of the most agile pig in the forest! They chose to compete in splits!"
For idols, this is the basic dance skill.
So Ye Lu and Ou Yi followed Lin Yanyan's instructions and performed very standard postures together.
Lin Yanyan continued: "They decided to have a street dance competition!"
This is the time for idols to show their charm, so Ye Lu and Ou Yi naturally did as they were told.
They soon started to compete in dancing, each showing off their unique skills and neither willing to give in to the other.
Very good, this is the trap that Shanglu set for them, letting them do what they are good at on the stage, accept this stage first, and then -
"Sister Pig and Sister Pig are equally good at street dancing, so we decided to change the way they compete: ballet!"
Hearing Shang Lu's words, Ye Lu, who was about to show off his skills, suddenly stopped, then got up from the ground in embarrassment.
The teacher in charge of playing music was also very cooperative. When he heard Shang Lu's words, he immediately played "Dance of the Four Little Swans".
Ye Lu didn’t know how to dance ballet, so he was about to refuse. Then he saw Ou Yi standing on tiptoes with his arms open.
Ye Lu: “?”
No way? Ou Yi has never studied ballet, has he? What is he doing
Facts proved that Ye Lu had overthought. Ou Yi could not dance ballet either, but the person who assigned this task was Shang Lu, so he decided to try harder, which was to repeat the movements of stretching out his arms, waving them around and spinning around.
Seeing Ou Yi trying so hard, Ye Lu felt that he would "lose" if he didn't keep up, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and start jumping.
Lin Yanyan's body trembled slightly, and she was trying to hold back her laughter.
Ye Lu and Ou Yi kept spinning and dancing on the stage, then they collided like two spinning tops. One of them took a step back, but both fell to the ground dizzy from spinning too many times.
The fans in the audience were still cheering for them through eighteen layers of filters.
"Hahaha Ye Lu you are awesome! You dance very well!"
"Ouyi! You have a talent for ballet!"
The audiences below the stage and the netizens in the live broadcast room were all very happy to watch the show. The audience mainly encouraged and praised the show, while the netizens in the live broadcast room chose to tell the truth.
[Hahaha, after the girls' group dance, the two brothers are competing in ballet again. It's really surprising]
[I have to say, the dance is just as ugly]
[Luckily, they didn’t study ballet, otherwise China would lose two popular idols]
Xu Ze said: "Daddy Pig and Mummy Pig commented on their two daughters' dances."
Song Zeqian said directly: "It's ugly and it hurts my eyes."
The audience burst into laughter, because everyone actually had the same idea as Song Zeqian at this moment.
But Jiang Jing said: "You have done very well. You are all my best children. I love you all the same. So stop arguing and come and eat the cake."
Jiang Jing's tone when she said this was so gentle, just like a mother. Ou Yi and Ye Lu were coaxed instantly, and both of them got up from the ground and went back obediently.
[Wow, Teacher Jiang Jing is so gentle, I want to call her mom too]
[With Teacher Jiang Jing here, this performance is elevated]
Then Xu Ze sighed without emotion: "Under the persuasion of mom and dad, sister pig and sister pig reconciled. They are really a happy family of four, ah."
[Xu Ze, please don't recite lines like this, there's no emotion at all hahaha]
[The last one inexplicably made me laugh, so awkward hahaha]
Lin Yanyan: "They held hands again and danced around the table."
Four people on stage: “…”
But this time they finally had a little understanding and didn't step on each other's feet anymore.
The stage lights turned off and the first act ended.
Act II begins.
Shang Lu's voice sounded: "In order to celebrate the reconciliation between the two sisters, Daddy Pig and Mommy Pig decided to take them on an outing. Sister Pig held Sister Pig's hand, and the two of them skipped and walked in front."
Ye Lu and Ou Yi were obviously very stiff and awkward, jumping around as stiffly as two zombies.
Lin Yanyan said: "A family of four commented on the forest they lived in."
Ou Yi stopped in front of Shang Lu and praised him in a very exaggerated tone: "What a beautiful tree this is, with lush branches and leaves, representing the life and vitality of the forest. Look at the dull stones and ordinary wooden houses next to it, how much charm this tree adds to the forest!"
Everyone except Ou Yi: "..."
Why on earth? Even though Shang Lu only played a tree, Ou Yi still praised her so much? !
[Sure enough, Ou Yi’s praise came late but it came]
[I'm used to him praising Shanglu, why is he dragging others down this time? Hahaha]
[To be more precise, he stepped on a stone and a house]
Ye Lu couldn't stand it anymore, so he started to add drama to himself.
I only heard him shouting cheerfully, "Mom and Dad! Let's climb a tree together!"
[If you want Ye Lu to be reliable, a male "pig" can also climb a tree]
[Hahahaha, sooner or later I will die of laughter in the barrage]
However, Ye Lu was not just talking about climbing a tree, because he grabbed the "leaves" on Shang Lu's head and put his other hand on her shoulder.
Ou Yi immediately stepped forward and wanted to help Shang Lu drive Ye Lu away. Ye Lu originally just wanted to put on an arrogant attitude, but because Ou Yi naturally couldn't stand Ye Lu "bullying" Shang Lu, he suddenly joined in, and the two began to fight for the "tree".
Shang Lu lost his balance due to the two forces in the middle, and the three of them fell on the stage together. Then Ye Lu bumped into Lin Yanyan next to him, and Lin Yanyan bumped into Xu Ze.
They were like dominoes, falling one after another on the stage.
The audience laughed very loudly, but they didn't realize that this was a stage accident, because the whole performance was an accident from beginning to end.
Song Zeqian & Jiang Jing: "…"
What's the plot trend now
Neither Ye Lu nor Ou Yi was willing to let go, and Lin Yanyan didn't want to hand Shanglu over to them, so she joined the war directly and turned back to signal Xu Ze to join her with her eyes.
Shang Lu: “…”
She didn't know why the plot had developed like this. She heard the director's voice in her earphones: "Teacher Shang! Think of a way! How can we make this work?"
Shanglu is just a tree, and trees know nothing, but they are still forced to shoulder this responsibility.
So Shang Lu reluctantly said: "As you can see, there was an earthquake in the forest. The trees, houses and stones all collapsed. It all started because the little pig and the elder pig wanted to climb the tree. This was a small step for them, but it was also a big step for the ecological environment to be destroyed. It is because there are countless people like the little pig and the elder pig who wantonly destroy the environment that have led to the current tragic situation.
Therefore, everyone has the responsibility to protect the earth, the forests and the environment, including pigs.”
Everyone: “?”
The ultimate purpose of this seemingly comedic performance is actually to protect the environment? The theme has suddenly become sublime.
Director team: “…”
Surprisingly... Yuan is back
Okay, just make it round again.
The stage lights dimmed and the music started again.
The audience also clapped very hard.
Everyone standing on the stage had only one thought in their mind -
It’s finally over!!!
Netizens.
[Shang Lu is really embarrassed. She has paid a lot for this stage play.]
[Although the lights are off, I seem to hear some noises. Are Ye Lu and Ou Yi still fighting? ]
[I heard Lin Yanyan shouting "Let Lulu go" ahahahaha]
[Although, the corners of my lips were raised the whole time hahaha]
However, after the performance, the director team did not let them leave the stage directly, but instead presented them with awards.
There are three awards today, and the director asked, "Are you teachers looking forward to winning?"
Everyone was so in sync with each other, and they all shook their heads like rattles.
[Hahaha, everyone seems to dislike this award]
[The director team has never met such a disrespectful guest in their life]
Although no one seemed to be looking forward to it, the process still had to be followed. The director held up a card and announced: "No matter what people around you are doing, you can immerse yourself in the plot without being disturbed. The Best Actress award goes to our teacher Jiang Jing!"
Let's all applaud, because this is truly well deserved.
The director team continued reading: "He controls the direction of the entire plot. He looks like a background board on the stage, but actually supports the entire stage play. The Best Screenwriter Award goes to our teacher Shang Lu!"
"Great! Teacher Shang is awesome!"
"Wow! Lulu is awesome!"
Ou Yi and Lin Yanyan's voices rang out at the same time, and both of them almost clapped their hands to pieces.
Shang Lu had gotten used to it. She no longer felt the noise and calmly accepted her trophy under the gaze of two pairs of sparkling eyes.
Netizens said.
[Shanglu looks really numb hahaha]
[At least they changed the lyrics, and they have improved.]
[It was so touching that I cried. I was just pretending.]
"The king of atmosphere, whether on stage or off stage, he can bring unexpected surprises to all of us. The Best Atmosphere Group Award is presented to Mr. Ye Lu!"
"Huh?" Ye Lu was very dissatisfied with this. Although he took the trophy, he still said, "Shouldn't I win the Best Director Award?"
The director team responded to him with silence.
The director team did not complain directly, but netizens did.
[Ye Lu, you almost ruined this drama! Can you please not be so confident? ]
[But he really made the atmosphere last, hahaha]
In the end, three people won awards, and everyone stood together and took a group photo as a commemoration of this event.
They have been busy until now, and finally got the "gift fund" from the program team and started to complete the tasks originally assigned.
Divide into groups of three and buy gifts for each other.
Each team has a gift fund of one thousand yuan, but that doesn’t mean that this one thousand yuan is the final money they can use.
On the way to the store, they had to keep cold water in their mouths.
For each group, one hundred yuan will be deducted from the gift fund each time water is sprayed, and the remaining money when they finally arrive at the store is the money they can actually use.
Because this was not fair to Ye Lulin Yanyan and Ou Yi's group, their group's gift fund was increased to 1,500 yuan.
Along the way, the director team arranged different "obstacles" to make them laugh.
They will set out in three different time periods, which means that each group cannot see what the previous group is experiencing.
Shang Lu looked at the water in his hand with some worry, then looked at Xu Ze and said directly: "My sense of humour is very low, I will drag you down, we probably won't have much money left in this game."
"It's okay." Xu Zeze comforted him gently, "We can buy gifts after the show is over."
"Okay." After hearing Xu Ze say this, Shang Lu finally smiled with relief.
At this moment, Ye Lulin Yanyan and Ou Yi have already set off as the first group.
As soon as they walked into the first alley, they saw five bearded men in pink miniskirts dancing a girl group dance in front of them with extremely exaggerated and artificial expressions.
The three people were stunned, and the next second no one could hold back, and they all sprayed out water.
Lin Yanyan laughed so hard that her stomach hurt. She said directly, "Lulu will definitely not be able to hold back when she sees this, hahaha!"
Ou Yi was choked by the water and started coughing violently.
Netizens also laughed.
[How dare you use such a drastic move right from the start? Who can hold back?]
[My eyes, save my eyes!]
[My face was so stiff from holding it in for so long that I finally realized that I can laugh. I’m going to laugh out loud, hahahaha]
However, at this moment, Ye Lu's IQ came online. He suddenly looked at the program team to confirm the rules of the game: "The rule is that you will be deducted 100 yuan for each spray, right?"
After getting the nod from the director team.
Ye Lu looked at Ou Yi and Lin Yanyan and said directly: "When we feel like we can't hold back our laughter, we should swallow the water immediately. Do you understand?"
Everyone: “!!!”
[Fuck, Ye Lu's brain is actually starting to find loopholes in the program team's rules? Is this really Ye Lu's line? Ye Lu, you got Shang Lu's script, right? ]
[Maybe Ou Yi's arrival replaced Ye Lu's IQ floor tile, so he grew up quickly and became smarter? ]
[Hahaha, this method sounds like it would be very useful! ]
This method was indeed very useful. They laughed countless times along the way. However, because they all remembered Ye Lu's teachings, they swallowed the water in their mouths whenever they wanted to laugh. Although it was not 100% successful, they still had 800 yuan left when they arrived at the store!
Of course, the only downside is that -
"Gurgle--" Ye Lu's stomach growled, but at the same second Ou Yi and Lin Yanyan also covered their bellies guiltily.
[It must have been hard for them to come here! I guess the three of them must have been drunk, hahaha]
[More strange ways to pass levels! ]
[The three of them must be full of water now, hahaha, they have even changed several bottles of mineral water]
Ye Lu's expression was firm: "In order to win, we can give anything... Ugh—"
Ou Yi held the wall with one hand: "Well said, the Shanglu Bisheng team will win! Ugh—"
Ye Lu: “???”
Ye Lu stretched out a hand with difficulty and pressed Ou Yi's head down. Don't mention that weird team name at this time!
Lin Yanyan: “Ugh—”
[I laughed so hard and heard them vomiting. I also wanted to vomit hahahaha]
[The three of them paid a lot to win]
[Lin Yanyan: I don’t want to follow the procedure anymore, I’ll just vomit! ]
The three of them did win, because the group of Song Zeqian and Jiang Jing, who started second, only had two hundred yuan left.
Jiang Jing felt very guilty because Song Zeqian had a very high sense of humor and she was the only one who laughed out of the eight times.
However, Shang Lu and Xu Ze also arrived at the scene soon.
"Teacher Shang Lu laughed thirteen times, and Teacher Xu Ze laughed five times, so they deducted a total of 1,800 yuan. There was no gift money, and they still owed the program team an additional 800 yuan."
The scene burst into laughter. Even Song Zeqian couldn't hold back this time. Everyone was laughing at Shang Lu and Xu Ze's tragic failure.
[Sisters, go watch Shanglu's live broadcast room. She gave up after laughing for the fifth time.]
[Shanglu laughed three times during the fierce man's cross-dressing dance. It was outrageous. Hahaha]
[I feel like Xu Ze wasn't planning to laugh there, he just laughed because Shang Lu was so funny hahaha]
[Me too, because after watching these two groups once, I no longer found them funny, but when Shang Lu laughed for the third time, I laughed even more exaggeratedly than she did (looking up at the sky jpg.)]
[I would like to call this episode of Little Annoying the Waterloo of Shanglu’s life! ]
[Shanglu has never lost so badly in his life, hahaha]
Then it was the turn of Shanglu's Winning Team and the Normal Team to use the remaining gift funds to buy gifts for everyone. Only Shanglu and Xu Ze had no money and could only wait on the first floor.
About half an hour later, everyone else came down with their wrapped gifts.
Then the director team announced: "First, everyone will receive gifts from the winning team."
Everyone: “?”
Shang Lu and Xu Ze looked at each other, both of them had confusion in their eyes.
They don't have a penny, so where would the gifts come from
Then the director team announced: "Since this is a gift fund, no matter how much is left at the end, it will be used to buy gifts. Teacher Shang Lu and Teacher Xu Ze have a total of negative 800 yuan left, so this debt is the gift from the must-win group to everyone. The debt of the must-win group is cleared, and the normal group and the Shang Lu must-win group each owe the director team 400 yuan."
Shang Lu clapped his hands, in disbelief: "Wow—"
Xu Ze cooperated and clapped along.
others:"?!"
[Ye Lu's face turned pale, and I smiled with a red face]
[I feel sorry for the six bottles of mineral water that the "Shanglu Must-Win Group" drank, hahaha]
[I am dying of laughter! You are the director team indeed! ]
[The real reversal is actually here hahaha, you will never know the real winner or loser until the end]
[I couldn't sleep anyway, so I watched it carefully for half the night, and only then did I see the words in this program. The two words "lack of morality" were written throughout the entire program.] [Note 1]
(End of this chapter)