Ye Lu, Lin Yanyan's partner, immediately laughed at her: "Is this what you call good luck?"
However, after pouring out all the remaining bamboo sticks and seeing the words "Stones picked up from the roadside for one hundred yuan", "Handshake for one hundred and eighty-eight yuan" and "Hug for five hundred and twenty yuan" written on them, everyone fell silent.
Shang Lu looked at Lin Yanyan and praised her sincerely: "You are really lucky."
Compared with these items that clearly say "I'm here to cheat you out of money", pig feed looks the most normal. At least it really gives something practical, which can be considered an equal exchange! The rest can be considered fraudulent!
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was very happy.
[If the production team wanted everyone to fail the task, they could have just said so. There was no need to do this, hahahaha]
[This is too embarrassing. I don’t believe anyone can sell it, but I want to see it (showing a wicked smile)]
[Even true fans may not be willing to spend money to buy pig feed, not to mention that they have to deal with haters, hahahaha]
[This task is simply insane hahahahaha]
[Jump the prophet, I bet no one can complete this mission! ]
All the guests got into their own cars and embarked on the difficult journey of "meeting and dating" with black fans to sell pig feed.
Shang Lu's eyes fell on her, and he couldn't help but sigh: "Such a beautiful person turned out to be my anti-fan, what a pity."
Until the director team couldn't stand it anymore and reminded Shang Lu: "Teacher Shang, Teacher Lin's mission has been completed."
Some people didn't understand.
The short-haired girl raised her head and looked at Shang Lu. There was a flash of surprise in her eyes. It seemed that she didn't expect Shang Lu to say such a thing. Her cheeks turned red instantly.
The PD asked even more puzzledly: "Then why do you seem to be in such a good mood? Aren't you worried about the punishment for mission failure?"
Led by the waiter, Shang Lu walked to table number eight, where an extremely beautiful girl sat.
Shang Lu shook his head and denied: "No."
Linjiang CP naturally refers to Ning Lin and Jiang Yi. When the barrage cued Linjiang, countless CP fans of the two were excited, as if they had found their organization in an instant.
Shang Lu was surprised, but still gave a thumbs up and praised: "Awesome."
[Don't worry, Shanglu, I hate you because of your character. I watched the show and I won't put the blame on you. We will definitely find a way to tell that sister that it was not your fault for promoting pig feed today.]
However, in the tenth minute after Shang Lu sat down, apart from praising the beauty of the girl in front of her when she came in, she didn't say a word.
She looked like a barely adult, wearing a black work suit, with neat short hair and a cool make-up. She sat there with her eyes downcast, looking indifferent to Shang Lu's arrival.
What donuts
"Teacher Shang does have a good attitude." The PD smiled and continued to ask: "Then you will have to face the haters next. What do you think will happen when you promote your product? You can guess."
Shang Lu shrugged and answered patiently: "I was a little worried that I could not complete the task alone. It might not be good if I dragged down my teammates, but now I think no one can complete this task."
On the contrary, Donut became a little restless. She felt very awkward being stared at by Shang Lu without saying anything, but she couldn't take the initiative to speak either, as that would put her in a passive position.
Many people in the live broadcast room were amused by Shang Lu’s words.
[Report! Big news! This girl is a donut! ]
Everyone was worried and thinking about how to complete this difficult task.
[This Linjiang CP fan circle giant eats a donut! Several of the most popular Linjiang million-view videos on the small broken station were edited by this lady! She has the most arrogant face and the sweetest name]
The car drove for about ten minutes and arrived at the destination.
Seeing Shang Lu so calm, PD couldn't help but ask: "Teacher Shang, have you thought of any good way to sell it?"
However, netizens in the live broadcast room soon realized that this mission was extremely difficult for Shanglu.
[Mrs. Donut is really beautiful and produces high-quality food. Everyone is welcome to join us. The whole world is fake, but Linjiang is real.]
Someone came out to explain immediately.
Only Shang Lu looked indifferent, even holding a glass of juice from the house in his hand, squinting at the scenery outside the car window.
In a very stylishly decorated coffee shop, the program crew told Shang Lu that the person sitting at table number eight was her hater.
She kept telling herself in her heart that she came here with the expectations of the sisters in the Linjiang CP fan group, and she must not be fooled by Shang Lu's sweet words.
Some fans of Shanglu also came out to say that—
She hates Shanglu the most!
The short-haired girl knew the program team's procedures. Shang Lu would sell her today's products next, and she had rehearsed countless times in her mind how to refuse without appearing mean and embarrassing Shang Lu.
[There’s something wrong with my brain, hahahahahahaha I can’t refute it]
Shang Lu yawned and asked, "What can happen? Do you still expect me to be able to sell it? Maybe in the future, the reason why people hate me will change from having a problem with my character to having a problem with my brain."
After realizing that her cool sister persona was on the verge of collapse, the short-haired girl immediately frowned again.
"I was a little worried at first." Shang Lu thought seriously for a while before answering: "But after I saw that the task was to sell pig feed, I was not worried at all."
[Hahahaha, who’s happy? I’m happy!]
[The sister in front is so kind, I laughed... Oh no, I was so moved that I cried]
[In fact, just like Shang Lu said, no matter who it is, it is impossible to complete this task.]
[Shanglu is so unlucky. The program team invited fans of Ning Lin and Jiang Yi. This is clearly an impossible task.]
PD didn’t understand: “What does this mean? Can Mr. Shang explain it more clearly?”
[Hahahahaha how on earth does Shanglu manage to make me laugh with every word she says]
[To be honest, Shanglu is really quite interesting (I don’t mean to whitewash her)]
The barrage of comments raised a series of question marks about the fact that Lin Yanyan had successfully promoted the product, and soon someone came to explain it to them.
[Thanks for the invitation. I just came from Lin Yanyan's live broadcast room. She did successfully sell a bag of pig feed. This sister is awesome. She directly took the haters to the luxury store and let them pick any item as a gift for buying pig feed. Who can resist the temptation? The program team didn't say it was against the rules before, so it can only be considered that she did it.]
Others, on the other hand, have full confidence in donuts.
[Hahahaha, don’t worry, this luxury goods trick won’t work on donuts]
[Who doesn’t know that Donut is the richest lady in Linjiang Fan Circle? She alone paid for the helicopter support in the capital on the anniversary! ]
[Don't even think about asking Donut to spend money to buy what Shanglu is selling. Even if Shanglu gives Donut money, she won't take it.] [Difficulty of selling to Donut: Hell Mode]
Everyone was waiting for Shanglu to hit a wall with the donut, but some people also discovered the blind spot.
[The premise of a failed sales pitch is at least a sales pitch, right? Look at Shang Lu, she's almost asleep! Can you say something?]
[Be content, Shang Lu at least said one sentence, while Xu next door really didn’t say a word]
[Ye Lu fell into another extreme. He talked too much. His haters were almost killed by his noise. Hahahahaha]
[Teacher Jiang Jing and Director Song are different. One of them is educating the haters as an elder, while the other one is madly mocking the haters' acting skills. The haters are almost crying.]
[Shit… So in this wave of operations, the ones who get hurt in the end are actually the haters? ]
[The guests on this variety show are really weirder than each other!!!]
Shang Lu was indeed not planning on promoting her business. Her idea was still the same as when she set out, to give up as much as possible. She didn't want to please people who hated her.
Her hobby is to have fun, not to be fun.
After sitting for half an hour, Shang Lu felt tired, so he stood up and prepared to go out.
During this period, Shang Lu did nothing but ate three small cakes of different flavors and felt very satisfied.
Sure enough, sweets save the world.
Seeing Shang Lu was about to leave, Donut couldn't help but asked, "Shang Lu, don't you have anything to say?"
The reason why Donut agreed to participate in the recording of the program was that she was prepared for Shang Lu to take the initiative to please her, but she was ignored the whole time, which made her feel very disappointed psychologically.
Being called suddenly, Shang Lu turned around and looked at Donut, ready to give her face and say "goodbye", but his eyes were slightly startled when they fell on the lit mobile phone screen on the table.
Donut’s phone wallpaper is a photo of Ning Lin and Jiang Yi.
It was a deliberate provocation. Donut's phone was facing Shang Lu's direction. From her angle, she could clearly see the tall and handsome man in a suit hugging the delicate woman in his arms. They really looked like a good match.
Perhaps because he had been enjoying the air conditioning for a long time and had delicious desserts, Shang Lu's mood was not too bad.
So she decided to be kind and do a good deed for once.
So Shang Lu walked up to Donut, leaned close to her ear under her vigilant gaze, and said only one sentence -
"Don't worry, your CP is real."
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Half an hour later, everyone returned to the villa one after another.
Shang Lu looked at the others with interest. Except for Lin Yanyan who was proudly showing off her success, everyone looked much more tired than before they set out.
Seeing Ye Lu coming in, wrapped in a towel and soaking wet, Shang Lu couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong with you?"
"Don't mention it." Ye Lu wrapped the towel tighter and said with resentment: "This is a scam. How could the anti-fans agree to our promotion? Except for the opportunistic method of Lin Yanyan. In essence, they want us to complete the task of the program team, and only if we succeed will they buy our products."
Shang Lu nodded and accurately summarized the rest of what Ye Lu was embarrassed to say in one sentence: "So you failed in sales promotion and failed in the mission."
Ye Lu looked at Shang Lu angrily like a cat with its fur standing on end, and asked, "Aren't you?"
Shang Lu was very confident: "I just failed in sales, I didn't complete the task."
Looking at Ye Lu’s deflated expression, the comments were filled with laughter.
[Hahahahaha, everyone except Lin Yanyan was implicated by Shang Lu’s words]
[How did Shanglu say the most shameless words in the most righteous tone?]
[But what she said is also true hahahaha]
The result was obvious. All the guests except Lin Yanyan failed to complete the task.
Just when the director team was about to announce the result, a staff member immediately walked in and said something in the director's ear.
The director seemed very surprised. He confirmed with his eyes and after getting a nod from the staff, he swallowed and continued to announce the result.
"We have seen everyone's hard work today, so now we will announce the results. The first place this time is Shang Lu! Let's applaud her!!!"
The scene was silent, with only a very lonely applause.
As a partner, Xu Ze gave Shang Lu a lot of face.
Lin Yanyan's voice sounded a little sharp: "Are you kidding me? Am I not the only one who sold the product? How come Shanglu is number one?"
Shang Lu also looked over in confusion, waiting for the program team to give an answer.
The staff member actually didn't understand what was going on, but still explained: "Mr. Shang, Donut just called and said they were very satisfied with your sales pitch and were willing to buy ten of your products."
Everyone present was confused, as were the comments on the barrage.
[You must be kidding... How could Donut buy Shanglu's stuff?]
[Did I miss something? How did the sales succeed? Or ten pieces? ]
[Where are the haters? Isn’t this too sudden?! ]
[So why did the plot suddenly become so magical? ! ! ]
It was Shanglu's PD who reacted and grasped the key point and asked: "Did you say anything to Donut in the end?"
Under everyone's puzzled gaze, Shang Lu fell into his memories.
ah…
It’s actually nothing. I just said something that the other person liked to hear.
(End of this chapter)