01
If I'm guilty, the law will punish me instead of asking Dad to replace my mouth-watering dried fish with deworming medicine.
Ugh, nasty humans.
I decided not to call him Dad, but to call him Lao Zhou.
02
When Lao Zhou threw me out of Xiao Xiao's room for the nth time (here n>10, my little cat can't count), I got angry.
Today was supposed to be a good night, I slept under Xiao Xiao's blanket and used my belly to warm his jio, because of this hateful human alpha, I could only sleep in the living room. angry.
Don't think that I don't know what he wants to do, every time he throws me out, the inside is rattling and creaking, it's clearly domestic violence! My poor Xiao Xiao was crying so hard, he couldn't stop crying and begging for mercy, the human alpha really didn't have a heart.
Wait, Lao Zhou, I will call the police sooner or later.
03
Sure enough, Xiao Xiao was bullied, her neck was so red, my God, what should I do
Would it be less painful to lick it, but why did I just lick it, and he ran away like a frightened rabbit.
He picked me up and said, "Be good, don't move around."
God, his face is so red, his eyes are watery, and his mouth is like strawberry jelly. I really want to kiss.
No, no, I am a kitten whose testicles have been cut, and I cannot give him happiness.
Damn old Zhou.
04
Congratulations, Pu Ben, Lao Zhou has a temporary operation tonight and has to work overtime, Xiao Xiao is mine now.
But Xiao Xiao seemed to be languid, he didn't go to sleep until then, he just nestled on the sofa in the living room and changed channels over and over again. I meowed around him, trying to remind him that it was time for bed.
"Do you miss Dad too?" He touched my head, "I miss him too."
No, I don't want to, I want to sleep with you.
"Sir, you are so busy today, you must not have time for dinner."
He put on his shoes and went to the kitchen, took out corn, lotus root and ribs from the refrigerator, as if he was going to make soup.
hello? ? ? In the middle of the night, look at my sleepy little cat, okay
He couldn't see me, he only had ribs in his eyes. I am heartbroken.
Xiao Xiao's cooking must be delicious, Lao Zhou always has the expression of eating the best dried fish in the world. Once I took a sip quietly, emmmm how to say, human food may not be suitable for me, our kittens don’t eat salt.
Cheap and smelly alpha.
05
It was almost dawn when Lao Zhou came back, Xiao Xiao was sleeping on the sofa, he woke me up when he picked him up, and then made a shush gesture to me.
Xiao Xiao is also very dependent on Lao Zhou in his sleep, and unconsciously arches into his arms, and then Lao Zhou will kiss Xiao Xiao's forehead, hey, what a crooked human being.
If Lao Zhou was half, no, half gentle to me, Xiao Xiao, I would not have said that I have no father but only an annoying love rival when introducing myself to Kitty downstairs.
06
I've discovered that humans call special people something other than their name.
Xiao Xiao called Lao Zhou "Mr."
Lao Zhou called Xiao Xiao "Baby".
And they call me "Little Island".
I get it, I'm not worthy.
07
Xiao Xiao and the orchestra went on tour, and I became a left-behind child.
When he was at home, Lao Zhou would bring a rose every day when he came back, and sometimes small cakes and snacks.
He is not at home, the rose is gone, and the cake is gone.
Only me and Lao Zhou stared at each other. I said I wanted to eat cream cake, but he said he couldn't understand cat language.
Today, the old week is off, and I am packing my luggage happily at home. I asked him what you were doing, and he said that I will pick up the baby and go home. You can take care of yourself at home.
? ? Cool in the dry, don't you understand cat language? ?
08
On the first day of living alone, I miss Xiao Xiao.
By the way, think about Lao Zhou.
There are pictures of the two of them hanging on the wall of the study.
It's obviously a movie of three people, but I still can't have a name.
09
On the second day of living alone, I chatted with my neighbor Golden Retriever on the balcony. The golden retriever is in his teens and is a lazy old man.
He asked me where is the cute little beta in your family, and I said that little beta went to earn cat food for me.
"It's really nice, cute and capable." Golden Retriever shook his head, "His music always reminds me of my first love. She is an elegant and beautiful Dalmatians with slender and powerful legs, more charming than reindeer. Do you know reindeer, that is an animal that brings good luck to people."
I know, last Christmas, Lao Zhou drove me and Xiao Xiao to Denmark. The snow there will reflect the brilliance of the moon at night, twinkling like broken stars.
Lao Zhou and Xiao Xiao built a huge snowman, which was kicked over by a passing reindeer the next morning. I don't know if this animal brings good luck, but its legs are really long and powerful.
10
It was still that Christmas, after the snowman turned into a snowdrift, Xiao Xiao puffed his cheeks and was angry for a long time, but Lao Zhou shot at the muzzle, saying that he was like a puffer fish, and then they had a snowball fight.
Humans are so childish.
Xiao Xiao had a lot of bad intentions, and when he couldn't beat Lao Zhou, he lay down in the snow and pretended to be unconscious, so scared that Lao Zhou hurried over to see him. Then Xiao Xiao suddenly jumped up and knocked Lao Zhou to the ground, threw his head full of Xuedou into his arms, and then...
Although I sympathize, I have to say that Xiao Xiao did it on his own.
11
A pigeon landed out of the window today, saying that he was coming from the south, and while passing through Paris, he visited the Seine Concert Hall, where a world-renowned symphony orchestra was playing.
I am proud to tell the pigeon that the sub-principal cellist in that band is my shit shoveler, and he is going home soon.
Just finished speaking, Lao Zhou's car drove downstairs, Xiao Xiao got off the passenger seat carrying a blue box, and I immediately recognized that it was my favorite cupcake shop. Then Lao Zhou also came down with Xiao Xiao's piano on his back. They went home together holding hands, and the setting sun cast a long shadow behind them. This is a picture I can see almost every day.
12
Xiao Xiao's health has not been very good, he always catches a cold when the season changes, this tour is probably exhausted, and he started to have a fever not long after he came back.
He is so good at acting like a baby, he was leaning on the bedside to read a book, but when he heard Lao Zhou coming in, he immediately put down the book and shrank back under the quilt, moaning and wanting to be hugged. I remember that he was not like this at first, I don’t know when it started, he became more and more squeamish, hum.
However, Lao Zhou is like this, coaxing and feeling distressed like something.
Why don't the two of them have a child? Lao Zhou is very good at taking care of children.
13
Someone came to our house as a guest today. It was a good-looking Mr. Beta, who looked a bit like Xiao Xiao.
Xiao Xiao called him senior, and asked him why he came alone. The senior said that he was so annoyed by some "little bastard" or "little dog", and went abroad to relax and hide.
It's weird, it's understandable that the dog's words are annoying, this kind of animal is really not honest sometimes.
Are rabbits annoying too
Or our cat is better.
14
I like summer.
In summer, there are green trees, blue sky, and small fish swimming in the pool. And Xiao Xiao's birthday.
The status of the family can be seen from the birthday. In our family, Xiao Xiao’s birthday is even more grand than Christmas and New Year. Lao Zhou can’t wait to pile up beautiful gifts from all over the world in front of him. I wonder, is the salary of a doctor so high? The golden retriever next door clearly said that this is a thankless job.
Oh my god, Lao Zhou doesn't have an illegal side job, does he? If he is arrested, I can replace him as the most important person in Xiao Xiao's heart, bah, cat
15
the dream shatters.
Lao Zhou's marriage proposal was successful.
hateful.
If I remember correctly, this is his third marriage proposal, and Xiao Xiao didn't agree to it the first two times. The stinky and shameless Alpha actually used bitter tricks this time, saying that he will be forty years old in a few years, his health is getting worse every day, and if something happens, there is not even anyone who can sign the operation notice.
Bah, bah, bah, is his health getting worse every day? I bah, ghosts believe it.
When he was tossing Xiao Xiao night after night, why didn't he say that he was not as good as every day
Don't be shy, old fox.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Xiao was actually moved by the persuasion, and he reflected guiltily on whether he was too willful and did not consider Lao Zhou's feelings.
God, my idiot Xiao Xiao, how can you be so stupid
Anyway, they're getting married.
At the end of the day, it's just me, a single cat.
meow woo woo woo