Begging You to Break Off This Engagement!

Chapter 3: Toilet chips

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To say who Luo Fei hated the most in the last life, Xi Yanqing must be ranked first.

First of all, this person is his rival in love, and he is "like glue" with the male god in his heart every day! Secondly, this person is his nemesis, and in the end, this person actually chased after him here!

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

Luo Fei felt that someone was pressing in on the others, and sat up with a "shock", and shouted like a mental illness: "I won't marry!"

A room full of people looked at him, including Xi Yanqing.

Luo Fei also gradually realized that his behavior must be crazy. But he still insisted: "I, I will not marry him!"

Luo Tian's face suddenly sank: "Luo Erbao! Are you trying to piss me off!"

Luo Yi felt that his father must have another sentence that would hinder the presence of Xi Yanqing, so he didn't say it, that is: If you dare to think about Zhang Yangfan, I will give you a discount for your legs!

Luo Fei glared at Xi Yanqing angrily: "Hey! Say it!"

Xi Yanqing said, "Uncle Luo, since Er Bao has woken up, I will go back first and see him another day."

"Alright." Luo Tian nodded, "You just came back, there must be more things to do at home, so let's get busy first." It just so happened that he also had something to talk about with his second son!

Xi Yanqing smiled at Luo Fei, then bowed to Luo Tian, turned around and left. Luo Fei was furious when he saw that Luo Yi was still following him out to see him off.

Son of a bitch! Xi Yanqing, you really dare to promise that I won't kill you when you get married!

Luo Fei beat the kang: "Dad, I won't marry him anyway."

Li Yuehua slapped Luo Fei's back with a slap: "What nonsense! Erbao, if you are like this again, your father and mother will be really angry. The Xi family boy has not married, and now people are living well, and they are still reading You, if you don't marry him, who will you marry?"

"I'll tell you Luo Erbao! If you dare to think about Zhang Yangfan again, I'll ask Xi Yu to carry you over tomorrow!"

"Who thought about the surname Zhang?!" Luo Fei couldn't make it clear, "It has nothing to do with Zhang Yangfan, I just don't like Xi Yanqing!"

"You can't tell me this!" Luo Tian has always been fond of this second son, but this time he is obviously angry, "Look, you are used to him!" Luo Tian said to his wife, "This is In several villages, is there any little brother as wild as him!"

"It's like you don't like him!" Li Yuehua glared at her husband, "Er Bao, listen to your mother. Mother knows that you and the Xi family boy have been separated for a few years, and you are estranged. But after a long time, the relationship between the two will come back naturally. Besides, everyone in the village knows about your current situation. Who would dare to propose marriage to our family in the future? Do you still want to live on your own for the rest of your life?"

"That's right!" Luo Fei's eyes lit up, "Tomorrow I'll talk to the surname Xi!"

"Ah?" Li Yuehua was stunned for a moment, "What did you say to him?"

"Say... It's just a chat anyway." Luo Fei thought, Xi Yanqing, you can't be stupid enough to wear a ready-made green hat, right? This divorce is for sure!

After thinking about it, and because he hadn't slept at all the night before, Luo Fei slept soundly that night, so he almost woke up the next morning when the chicken crowing.

When spring begins, the sky will not dawn too early, but when he wakes up, his mother Li Yuehua is already busy with the family's breakfast in the kitchen. At this moment, there are steamed buns and rice soup in the pot, which is basically the breakfast of Luo's family, and this is a relatively good situation.

Rice or something, don't even think about it!

Luo Fei doesn't like porridge very much. He likes rice and vegetables the most, followed by noodles, followed by porridge and cakes. But when you get here, it is obvious that you should burn a high incense if you can eat a full meal.

"In a while, you can bring some steamed buns to the Xi family." Li Yuehua said while stirring the rice soup, "Xi Yu has just returned, and his house has to be cleaned up. I'm afraid it will be inconvenient to cook and so on... Erbao, mother talking to you. !"

"Ah? What did you say?"

"I asked you to send some steamed buns to the Xi family boy."

"Oh mother, I'm not going." Luo Fei smelled the steamed buns, "Also, he is Xi Yanqing."

"It's him anyway." Li Yuehua took a few steamed buns and put them in a small basket, "Didn't you say you were going to find him yesterday? Just send it directly, why don't you go?"

"What do you think, I just had a bad time with Zhang Yangfan. Now that Xi Yanqing is back, I will go to him with the steamed buns, as if I was afraid that he won't want me anymore." Luo Fei didn't want to talk about love The pot that committed suicide is back to the pot of the grass.

"The mouth grows on other people's bodies. If you don't go to the people who should chew their tongues, they will still chew their tongues. What are you afraid of them doing?" Li Yuehua put the steamed bread basket in her second son's arms, "Go ahead."

"Can't I go after I finish eating?" What if everyone in the family has finished eating when he comes back? He still has to chat with Xi Yanqing for a while, and it is estimated that it is impossible to come back after going. Without saying anything else, he just walked over to both of them, and he still had a lot of questions to ask Xi Yanqing.

"Why don't you just come back after eating with him." Li Yuehua put two more steamed buns in the basket and added some pickles. After Xi Yanqing came yesterday, she still had a good impression of Xi Yanqing. Especially after her son fainted, Xi Yanqing's nervousness and concern were not faked, which made her very satisfied. Just rushing here, she has to find more opportunities for the two children to get along. Mothers don't expect anything else, they just want their children to find another partner who knows both the cold and the hot.

Luo Fei thought about it, yes, he's not the kind of person who cares about other people's opinions, what's wrong with him? Aren't you just going to deliver steamed buns to Xi Yanqing

He eats one first and then says!

I didn't eat anything when I was locked up before, and I didn't eat anything when I was released. Now smelling the aroma of the freshly steamed steamed buns, Luo Fei has quite an appetite.

Luo Fei has a bad habit of peeling the scalp of steamed buns. At this moment, he wanted to play a prank, and he simply peeled the skins of all the steamed buns in the basket along the way. Not only that, he also grabbed a piece of each other. When he arrived at the door of Xi's house, all the steamed buns in the basket seemed to be "undressed", and they were extremely ugly.

Seeing if you are still eating, Luo Fei carried the steamed bun basket for a while, and then raised his hand and knocked on the door: "The surname is Xi! Are you up?!"

Xi Yanqing tidied up the house late last night and slept for only four hours, and now he has woken up. The main reason is that the house has not lived in it for too long, and it is very cold. He burned firewood twice yesterday and the house was not completely warmed up, so he thought about burning it again early in the morning, and by the way, he could get himself something to eat.

This season, the fields are also empty. When he came back, he bought some pancakes and some pickles in the town, and he planned to deal with them for two days.

He also thought about finding another reason to see Luo Fei after breakfast. Well, Luo Fei actually came by himself.

Xi Yanqing came out and opened the door, and saw Luo Fei standing at the door with a basket, smiling sullenly. When he saw him coming out at this time, he hurriedly tightened his expression, with a reluctant look on his face. He felt amused in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, he only asked, "Is there anything so early?"

Luo Fei handed over the basket: "I... My mother said that you just came back, maybe it's not easy to make breakfast, so I'll bring you something to eat."

Xi Yanqing smiled: "Then I have to thank my aunt, what did you take?"

Luo Fei picked up the basket: "Can't you see it for yourself?"

Xi Yanqing always felt that Luo Fei was doing something bad in his heart. Sure enough, as soon as the curtain was lifted, none of the steamed buns inside were complete. Not to mention the skin, they were all missing a corner. They were either bitten or pulled.

Luo Fei smiled inwardly, but the corners of his mouth did not curve. He looked at Xi Yanqing: "Hey, I'll bring you steamed buns early in the morning, why don't you invite me in?"

Xi Yanqing gave in and said, "Come in. But I haven't finished cleaning up yet, it's a bit messy."

Luo Fei Xin said that the place would not feel clean even if it was cleaned up. I'm used to seeing the floor tiles, and then look at the muddy walls, and I can see that there are ghosts in the clean.

However, as soon as Luo Fei entered the room, his mouth opened wide. Damn, the house is actually much neater than he imagined. Obviously they are all the same earth wall and muddy ground, but Xi Yanqing's side is much stronger than his family's. Although the ground is also muddy, it is abnormally flat, and things are arranged in an orderly manner, without a trace of confusion. Even the stove on the table is spotless, which is unimaginable in the countryside of this era. Where does this look like someone has just entered a house that hasn't been inhabited for a long time? There is simply a neat and tidy person who has been here for a long time!

"You cleaned up all this?" Luo Fei unceremoniously moved a wooden chair and sat down, feeling a little surprised.

"Well, I haven't finished cleaning up yet, but that's all for now." Xi Yanqing put the steamed bread basket on the table, brought two pairs of chopsticks over, and took out the small pickles in the basket. , then pour out two bowls of freshly boiled water. He clearly saw that the steamed buns were different, but he didn't show any disgust. He picked up one of them and started eating them with white water.

"...Hey! Are you really eating?" Luo Fei frowned, apparently unable to bear Xi Yanqing's calmness, "I've caught it with my hands."

"So what? It's good to have something to eat here, why don't you throw these away?" Xi Yanqing took a bite of the steamed bun, ate a mouthful of pickles, and drank some boiled water from time to time. He made full use of his actual actions to demonstrate what it means to do as the locals do.

"I really have you." Luo Fei saw that the bowl was still clean and drank some water, "Hey, let me ask you, how many days have you been here?"

"It's been a week. How about you?"

"Two days." Luo Fei made a "V" gesture, "I'm not used to it, no mobile phone, no computer, not even a special toilet, it's really painful. I don't know if I can go back, if I can't go back. I have to go crazy."

"It's impossible to go back, so let's get used to it." Xi Yanqing picked up the second steamed bun.

"Get used to a ball? Can you get used to it?!" Luo Fei twisted the corner of his clothes in annoyance.

"cannot."

"Can't?!" Luo Fei instantly frowned, "Why can't you?! Don't you know that I just committed suicide for a scumbag?! Everyone outside thinks I'm so in love with that Zhang Yangfan. You're not going back now. Dear, what do you want?! Wearing a ready-made green hat? You are not afraid of being laughed at."

"It's better to die from a joke than to die from starvation." Xi Yanqing said without blushing, "There's nothing to eat in the field at the moment, and I hope your fiancée can bring me some dowry. ."

"Xi Yanqing! Can you give me a face!" Luo Fei stood up angrily, "You're just, it's unreasonable for me to rely on you. What the hell, how could my male god like someone like you?!"

"I'm going to ask your male god." Thinking of his cousin, Xi Yanqing suddenly sighed, and unknowingly picked up the next steamed bun. This steamed bun is not only skinless, but also has a big tooth mark on it.

However, by the time he reacted, he had already taken several bites.

Luo Fei looked at his open mouth and felt really bad.

Live with this person for the rest of your life? That has to be "No!"

"You better break off the marriage." Luo Fei said again.

"I won't retire." Xi Yanqing's attitude was very firm, "If you want me to say that you have this time, you might as well think about what to do when you go to the toilet. I guess you must have never been to the toilet here."

"Toilet?" Luo Fei was stunned, "I've been there. What's wrong with the toilet? Isn't it just a little bit?" Well, this "point" may be as big as the Ericsson Globe.

"Have you ever been on a tuba?" Xi Yanqing smiled.

"Damn, is it disgusting? What about eating." Luo Fei said so, but he still thought about what happened to the large size, and he needed to pay special attention. Then the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. His whole face went from being flushed red at the banquet to turning green when he remembered something. The traffic lights kept changing, and finally he made a "vomit~" and almost vomited.

I remember watching "Looking for Qin Ji" with my friends in the dormitory, Xiang Shaolong wanted toilet paper after solving the problem, but the old man gave him a "tile". Now, why is he facing the problem of using toilet chips? !

The toilet chip, it sounds weird, but in fact, don't you just pull the wood chips that scrape the chrysanthemum!

Depend on!