Because the problems he was about to face were too serious, Luo Fei didn't have the heart to continue talking to Xi Yanqing. He felt that he had a problem that he was more eager to solve right now, and that was cutting wood chips! The key point is that the toilet chips used by the people here are not disposable, but after they are used up, they are washed and reused, and even the whole family uses one! As long as Luo Fei thought that he had to wash and scrape the chrysanthemum wood chips, which may have been used by other people, he would have two big heads, oh no! Two hundred big! I don't want to go big anymore.
Suddenly, the flush toilet is one of the most praiseworthy inventions in the world. Sometimes I don't feel surprised, but now I can't use it, I really miss it.
When Luo Fei got home, he started looking for wood that could cut the toilet chips—he also thought about using leaves. But this season, the trees in the north are bare and without leaves. Fortunately, he found that wood is easy to find, because there are two mountains around Huaping Village, and there are all kinds of wood, especially in this season, basically everyone can prepare some firewood, so the biggest problem now is that the thing he cut out, It's full of burrs, not smooth enough at all.
"Second brother, what are you doing?" Luo Yi saw his brother go to the firewood room as soon as he got home, busy for a long time.
"Here I am, cut the toilet chip." Luo Fei didn't know if he was psychologically acting at this moment, and he vaguely wanted to go to a tuba.
"Isn't there one in the hut?" Luo Yi looked at Luo Fei with a puzzled expression, "Why do you still cut it?"
"Isn't it just those two? I'll get a few more. I heard Xi Yanqing say that it's better to use these things separately." Luo Fei bit the bullet and panicked, and continued to cut, always feeling that he might have other options besides wood and a knife. Need some sandpaper or something.
"Did you really go to see Brother Xi? When I heard what my mother said, I was still thinking that you must have to sneak around and come back. What did Brother Xi tell you? Did you say he didn't say anything about the war? Second brother You can tell me too." Luo Yi looked longingly.
"Fuck the war!" After Luo Fei finished speaking, he caught a glimpse of his father Luo Tian coming, and quickly raised his voice: "I told him to break off the marriage, so as not to be laughed at for wearing a ready-made cuckold, it is better to be laughed at what he says than to be hungry. Die, saying that there is nothing to eat in the fields now, and he still counts on my dowry. Do you think he deserves a beating?"
"I think you deserve to be beaten!" Luo Tian slapped his second son on the back of the head with a "crack!", "He's teasing you. If he really counted on the little white face of the Yue family, he wouldn't have joined the army in the first place. Is your brain messed up? Why don't you know what's going on!"
"Father, can you not start?" Luo Fei rubbed. This must be a lot of effort, and it hurts too! I don't even think about how strong his new father is, he is the kind of person he is talking about.
"If you don't want to be beaten, play less and play with your heart. Your father, I haven't read any books, but I'm not as stupid as you think. As soon as I come over to you, I will raise my voice and say that Xi's boy is not, you say What are you at ease, ah?" Luo Tian patted the ashes on his clothes, "Go, pour a bowl of water for Dad."
"Let the Four Treasures go, I still have something to do." Luo Fei continued to cut and cut!
"What are you doing?" Luo Tian always felt that these two sons were a little weird after jumping into the river.
"Make a toilet chip." Luo Fei said, "I heard Xi Yanqing say it's better to use this thing yourself, so I quickly cut one. But it's not even enough to cut it, it's full of burrs, what do you think? ?"
"What are you doing? Find a stone and polish it off." Luo Tian drank a large bowl of water in one breath, "Where's your mother?"
"Mother is picking up vegetable seeds. She said she was going back to share some vegetables with Brother Xi. It's time to grow vegetables. There must be nothing for Brother Xi to grow." Luo Yi took the water bowl from Luo Tian's hand and kept on Without seeing Roji, he asked, "Dad, did eldest brother go to the mountains to open land again?"
"Yeah." Luo Tian frowned. The eldest son has been reticent since his wife's death, and he feels that he is a drag on the family, so he works when he has time. Every spring, he goes to the mountains to open land.
When Luo Yi got the answer, he lowered his head and didn't speak, looking a little tangled.
Luo Fei felt the atmosphere was weird and frowned.
Their family did not have a literate person. In the past, the family did not have that condition. Later, the family said that Luo Yi must be allowed to study. However, when Luo Yi was old enough to study, Luo Ji's daughter-in-law went to bed, and the money was used to treat Luo Ji's daughter-in-law's illness, and Luo Yi's study has been delayed until now.
Luo Yi is also fourteen this year, and if it goes on like this, I still don't know when I will be able to read.
Luo Fei looked up at the sky and felt that he was in a dream. If it wasn't for the wood chip in his hand scratching his hand, he would have thought he might wake up in the next second.
Sorry!
In this case, when can we use toilet paper? !
At this time, Luo Fei's eyes suddenly fell on the porcelain bowl in Luo Yi's hand. A flash of light flashed in his mind, and a bright light lit up with a ding!
"Er Bao, what are you looking at?" Luo Tian asked.
"I think... If I use this tile to shave my butt, it won't pierce it?!" Luo Fei suddenly slapped his thigh, "Yeah! I didn't expect it earlier, I'm so smart!"
"Bah!" Luo Tian put a bear's paw on the back of Luo Fei's head again, "Smart ass! We only have such a porcelain bowl in our house, do you want to use the thing I use to drink water to shave your butt?! It's the other way around. is you!"
"Ahhh! Daddy! I'm joking, joking! Ouch!" Luo Fei threw the things in his hand and ran all over the yard, "Mum! Help!" - You can't do it without calling for help! What a beating!
"Luo Tian!" Li Yuehua burst into flames with a whimper. "You said that I was used to him being a wild man, but I think you were the one who played him wild! You can beat me and you all the time!"
"Mother, you still love me the most!" Luo Fei shamelessly hid behind Li Yuehua, "Father is too fierce!"
"Don't be afraid, your father is just trying to scare you. If he really wants to beat you, the grass on your grave will grow taller." Li Yuehua shunned Luo Fei's hair, "Go, send these seeds to the Xi family."
"Ah? Going again?" Luo Fei took a small gray cloth bag, opened it and saw several kinds of seeds, all carefully separated by the cloth sewn inside.
"It's going to be used in the next few days. Besides, why didn't you bring back the basket for your buns? You have to bring food for your eldest brother later. You can go and bring it back to your mother." Li Yuehua patted Luo Fei, "Quickly. go."
"Will he plant him?" Luo Fei rolled his eyes and muttered to go out.
It's the same road that I walked through in the morning, and the same irritable way of knocking on the door. After Luo Fei entered Xi's house, he sat on the pony in the courtyard: "Here."
"what?"
"Vegetable seeds." Luo Fei raised his eyebrows after speaking, "What are you doing?" There was more wood in the yard than when he came in the morning.
"The farm tool is broken, repair it and reuse it." Xi Yanqing took the vegetable seeds, "your family is about to plant the land."
"Yeah. I said that you entered the show quite fast, faster than me." Luo Fei looked at Xi Yanqing's posture, as if he really wanted to settle down here, "By the way, do you know how to farm? If not I advise you to consider other ways to avoid starvation. Anyway, don't think about dowry or something, and my family is poor."
"My major is related to agriculture. Besides, I still have..." Xi Yanqing pointed to his Yintang, "I have the memory of the deity, so these are not difficult."
"Yeah, you're fine. What the fuck did I do to get into art school." I thought I could shine in the show business circle, but who would have thought that I would wear it in such a place where birds don't shit. In modern times, celebrities are very popular, but in ancient times, the most insignificant actors were actors. Oh, it's not called an actor here, I'm afraid it's called a "player".
"It's alright, you still have another way to cross." Xi Yanqing said in a teasing tone, "You still have a chance to choose a good husband."
"Get out of here!" Luo Fei stood up, "Where is the basket I used for the steamed buns? Bring it! I want to take it with me."
"Sit down for a while?"
"Are you going to break off the marriage? If you leave, I will be very! Very! Happy! Interested! Sit a little longer."
"Is the problem of toilet chips solved?"
"Shut up!" Luo Fei wanted to fry when he thought that he didn't dare to use the things he cut out after using it all morning! He grabbed the basket from Xi Yanqing's hand as if he was grabbing it and walked back.
"Luo Fei!" Xi Yanqing stopped him at this time, "I'm serious, you should think about it, at least we have something in common. And I can promise you..." Xi Yanqing changed her tone and said with a smile: " If you come to my house, I will let you wash your butt anytime and anywhere."
"Fuck you!" Luo Fei couldn't take it anymore, "Bang!" He closed the door with a bang, and the wind was blowing under his feet when he left, as if he had eaten gunpowder.
Although it's too unkind to think so, why wasn't his male god who passed through together? Thief God!
If I had known this earlier, I shouldn't have learned to act in the first place!
At first, Luo Fei wanted to learn design, but he couldn't bear his aunt's fascination soup. In addition, he does have some talent in acting, and his external conditions are good, so he went to the Film and Television Academy on impulse. His male god Liang Boyuan is a popular figure in their film and television academy. Not only is he handsome, but he also has good grades in cultural courses, and his major is even better. Many people like him.
He is naturally one of them, and he has been trying his best to confess to this senior.
As a result, by chance, I found that Xi Yanqing was hugging with their seniors. He asked the senior, and the senior did not deny the relationship between the two. It's really a good feeling that a cabbage makes the pig arch, which makes him a troublemaker.
Well, in fact, pigs are quite handsome, but no matter how handsome they are, they are not him!
"There is also a common language, there is a common language of farts. Once a rival in love! A rival in love for life!" Luo Fei returned to his home and saw that there was no one in the kitchen. With these words, he slammed the basket on the stove. Let it go, unexpectedly, the force is too great, and I feel something sinking from the body for the first time
No, I have to go to the hut!
Luo Fei instantly remembered the toilet chip he cut in the morning, and as a person with mild cleanliness, he chose the latter without hesitation between using "common" and "may be cut through chrysanthemums". . And the price of his impulse is that the chrysanthemum is really scratched.
Luo Yi was sweeping the chicken coop, and suddenly heard a scream of "Ow~~~~". He hurried to the door of the hut, "What's the matter? Second brother, are you all right?"
"It's alright!" Luo Fei's mouth was stubborn, and he forced himself out, "I was just stabbed by a thorn on the door." He was afraid that Luo Yi would not believe it and found a reason. It's too embarrassing to say that the key has been scraped by the toilet chip I cut myself.
"It's fine, you scared me." After Luo Yi finished speaking, he went to sweep the chicken coop again.
Luo Fei breathed a sigh of relief and walked slowly into the house, but he didn't know that the toilet chip he was using was not originally a piece of wood suitable for toilet chips.
Even Xi Yanqing didn't know that for the rest of the day, Luo Fei secretly "hissed" and gasped.
Luo Fei was afraid that he would have to go to the toilet before his injury healed. He ate less for dinner than before, and walked slowly, with a preoccupied look. However, in the eyes of Li Yuehua and Luo Tian, who were eager to love their son, most of the sons were still thinking about the scumbag Zhang Yangfan, so they didn't think about it.
"Father, I don't think this is possible." Seeing that the children were all asleep, Li Yuehua said, "I have to find a way."
"What can be done?"
"That's it." Li Yuehua whispered to Luo Tian for a while, "Do you think so?"
"Are you willing?" Luo Tian slightly looked at his daughter-in-law in surprise, as if she didn't expect her to have such a heart.
"Will be willing. As the old saying goes, reluctant to let the child get rid of the wolf!" Li Yuehua said, "must be willing!"
"Success! Just do as you say!"
In the Westinghouse, Luo Fei, who had slept well, suddenly sneezed for some reason.