Xiu'er's voice turned into a roar: "You mean Fisher? That bastard has been ignoring my calls."
Lawther turned his head and decisively handed the phone to a companion in fish scales: "Your sister, you deal with it."
This is still a fat otaku. The one wearing the fish scale costume should be cosplay... a fat pufferfish
After all, his belly is his most prominent feature, which makes the slightly reflective fish-scale outfit look rounder.
"Fat Pufferfish" Fisher took the phone with a sad face: "Hey, my phone was just pushed away by someone..."
At this point, he suddenly came to his senses and whispered to his companions: "Hey, hurry up and help me find it." (Fisher, played by book friend Wo Hug You Chi Yu)
"Iron Man" Summer looked at him like a fool: "There must be new ones at the mobile phone counter. Why do you need to look for your broken phone?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone who was walking out paused: Yes, everyone has run away, so it’s okay to take a few steps to the mobile phone counter to get something before leaving... right
Fisher also wanted to go, but Xiu'er asked repeatedly on the other end of the phone: "Did my husbands get it back? The first husband Batman should get more, and the second husband Iron Man can get less..."
Fisher wanted to cry: What is it like to have a sister who has the same hobbies as you? That is definitely not heaven.
Because she will squeeze the otaku's time and money, and directly or indirectly reduce the number of wives the otaku has.
For example, tonight, Fisher had to leave half of the "snatch" share for Xiuer's "husbands" - Batman and Iron Man figures.
Damn it! Why does my sister not only like one "husband", but also likes to pair up husbands! A fat pufferfish roared in his heart.
The otaku group quickly entered the mobile phone store that looked like a garbage dump and began to look for possible new mobile phones.
"Black Widow" Lawther picked up a small metal trophy somewhat speechlessly.
This is the Riddler trophy that was just grabbed by hundreds of people, but now it has been discarded and thrown away in a mobile phone store.
There were only dozens of unlucky guys with bloody heads lying on the ground.
Some of them were beaten during the looting, and some were knocked down and trampled, but fortunately, no one was in serious trouble.
A few of those whose injuries were not serious even started looking around as soon as they got up, hoping to find some "medical expenses" for themselves.
The otaku Lawther couldn't help but feel a little sad: "Why do you come out to do zero-dollar shopping? Isn't it better to stay at home and wear women's clothes?"
As he was saying this, a dark shadow jumped down from the building and landed in front of him with a dull thud.
Lawther didn't react at all.
Luke turned around, looked at the guy, and suddenly laughed: "I think you are very thoughtful, boy!" Then he grabbed the backpack that contained the Black Widow figurine.
Just as Lawther was about to take action, he suddenly felt that this person looked familiar.
Seeing the more familiar bent cane in his other hand, he froze and began to tremble: "You, you, you..."
Luke tapped his shoulder with his cane and said, "Young man, you can dress like a woman, but don't cosplay as Black Widow and run around. You'll get beaten up easily."
Especially your vulgar and eye-catching look! He added silently in his mind and walked out of the mall with big strides.
Lawther was stunned for a few seconds before he came to his senses and rubbed his shoulder fiercely: "Ouch, it hurts."
In order to punish this cross-dressing lover for polluting his vision, Luke specifically hit the bones.
But the greater pain came later: "Ah? My wife, God, this damn guy took my wife away."
Heartache, of course, is more lasting than bone pain and is more lasting.
Seeing this, "Fat Puffer" Fisher, who was still being nagged by Xiu'er, couldn't help but feel full of happiness in his heart: Fortunately, he doesn't like women's clothes, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to keep this half of his wife.
The others thought similarly, but they searched faster: This world is really getting more and more unscrupulous, there are actually people who would steal my wife! I'd better go home and put my wife away.
Only Lawther had tears in his eyes. He silently took the surviving Black Widow pillow from his armpit and gently stroked it: "Now, you are all I have. Don't worry, I will treat you well."
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On the other side, Mr. Wei, Victor, and Xiaoba were already putting out fires everywhere.
Superman still can't come.
Following fires and chemical explosions, major accidents occurred one after another in various parts of the metropolis.
Batman doesn't even have to think about it, just tell Superman not to worry about Gotham City. This is definitely one of the Joker's plans.
If Superman is left idle, all the super villains in Gotham City will be defeated in less than half an hour. After all, no matter how strong they are, they cannot withstand a punch from Superman.
The best way to deal with the Virgin Mary's Superman is to let him save people continuously.
Originally, this should have been the game time that Joker created for himself, but who knew that this time Master Wei didn't fall into the trap and directly knocked him out.
The two cities will be in chaos as they should be, but Joker won't even have a chance to have fun.
Only Master Wei led his teammates to kill a lot of people.
Master Wei took the lead in the attack, Victor provided auxiliary support, and Little Bacha made up for the gaps. Several super villains were knocked out before they could even resist.
Master Wei didn't even have to care about them. Xiaoba threw the unconscious super villain into the Manta transport plane controlled by Victor.
The whole process is completely streamlined and there is no time wastage.
But after Mr. Wei had been busy for a while, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
Almost all those he caught were either not smart enough or were blatantly showing off, such as Two-Face, Professor Pig-Faced, Poison Ivy, and Grundy.
And none of the other sinister and cunning guys like Bane, Penguin, Mad Hatter, and Riddler showed up.
Could it be that they have secretly joined forces to make a big news? Master Wei's heart moved and he became more alert.
After receiving the notification from Guanjiaxia, he immediately stepped up his efforts and searched everywhere for these important targets.
In the underground pipe that they couldn't see, Bane, who was as strong as a mountain, was now panting like a cow and half-kneeling on the ground.
In the pipe he came through, there was a series of his gangsters lying prone.
"Who are you?" He gritted his teeth, trying to prop up his body from the front, waiting for the black figure in front of him.
Although this figure was much smaller than Master Wei, he had already left an irresistible impression in Bain's mind.
It's useless! Nothing works!
Whether in terms of strength, speed, skills, or auxiliary equipment, he was crushed from all angles, and even his last attempt to unleash his physical potential failed.
The opponent was so calm and unhurried, beating him to his knees with punches and kicks, and in the process took care of more than a dozen of Bane's elite men.
This made Bane more desperate than being defeated by some hidden power or weapon. It was enough to prove that the opponent did not use his full strength, and he could not fight back.
Now, Bane's competitive spirit made him ask this question.
Because he didn't believe that this was Batman. Batman was not that strong. At least he couldn't be robbed in a hand-to-hand fight.
Luke was surprised: "You don't know me?"