On the other hand, Wade earned an extra $10,000 and bought Vanessa some clothes that would bring pleasure to both of them. He spent two happy days.
That night, he and Vanessa were sitting on the sofa, each reading a book.
The quiet air was suddenly broken: "Tell me, is this author crazy? Why did he let Derek Storm die for no reason? Or let him die with a big hole in his head?"
Vanessa hummed lazily: "This is Castle. The books he writes are always beyond your expectations."
Wade threw the book away in anger. "But I didn't come here to see a hero with a hole in his head. How did he die? Now unless it becomes a fantasy novel, this series ends here. What the hell is this plot?"
Vanessa chuckled: "Remember, when you first watched this, you said it was not as good as "Adventure Time"? "
Wade: "Of course, that's one of my favorite cartoons..."
Vanessa could only kick this kind of behavior of cursing while eating: "Are you sure it doesn't look good?"
Wade stuck to his choice and nodded: "It doesn't look good."
Vanessa suddenly stood up: "What if it's like this?"
She picked up the book in her hand and showed him an illustration in the book.
As soon as Wade saw the woman in the illustration, he curled his lips and tilted his head: "This woman is so ugly."
Vanessa was very satisfied with his reaction: "What if I want to play the case reenactment game?"
Wade sat up straight with a bang: "How to repeat it?"
Vanessa drew circles on the illustration with her finger: "Of course it's that kind of crime-solving game! But we don't have sunflowers at home, but we have roses. Ketchup can be used for blood, or maple syrup will also work. As for the victim, of course it's me! How about you play the murderer?"
Wade nodded his head frantically: "Okay, okay, this is possible."
Vanessa smiled sweetly, "I'm going to take a shower first and then start putting on my makeup. You'll have to prepare the props for the other reenactments of the case."
Wade immediately jumped up and ran to the kitchen: "It will only take five minutes."
Vanessa simply waved and walked into the bathroom, the sound of water dripping could be heard.
Wade was busy in the kitchen, rummaging through boxes and cabinets, and kept saying, "Where's the maple syrup? Damn, that's all I have? Should I use ketchup? But it seems that something sweeter would be better..."
Suddenly, a very authentic London accent sounded not far from him: "Mr. Wade Wilson, it seems that I came at the wrong time?"
Wade was startled and turned around suddenly, grabbing a kitchen knife in his hand.
A black figure just walked in from the balcony and casually closed the balcony door.
Looking at the person coming, Wade dropped the kitchen knife in his hand onto the kitchen counter with a clang, and cried out softly, "Smiling man?"
Luke put down the big box in his hands and said, "As an uninvited customer, you should know my formal name, V."
Wade was stunned for a moment, and looked at him suspiciously: "You, are you pretending to be someone else?"
"Then I'll leave it to you to guess, Mr. Wilson." Luke chuckled: "But let's talk about a big deal first."
At this point, he gestured to the bathroom behind him and said, "It will be finished before your girlfriend comes out."
Wade was shocked: Yes, if this guy refuses to leave, then when Vanessa comes out, won’t I be at a loss
He nodded decisively: "OK, what business?"
Hands on? That's impossible.
Putting aside the question of who is stronger, just given Vanessa's current condition, Wade would not do such a stupid thing.
If I really want to beat up this guy who broke in, I'd better find a time when Vanessa is not around.
Besides, this is Vanessa's home.
He has been eating free meals here for several days. If there is another house-destroying war, Vanessa will probably get furious.
Luke, however, gestured to the large box on his left side and said, “Let me show you the deposit first.”
With a press of his hand on the big box, and as it was lifted up, stacks of green paper appeared in front of the two people.
Wade's eyes widened and he exclaimed unconsciously: "Wow~Oh~"
Luke: "Mr. Wilson, I am now formally proposing a top-level commission to you. Your rule is that the highest-level commissions require a 50% advance payment as a deposit."
Wade murmured: "How much is this?"
He had never seen such a huge pile of money in front of him in his life.
Luke: "Two and a half million US dollars, all in old, non-consecutive bills."
It's just right for an idiot like you. He silently criticized a certain mercenary in his heart.
Wade's feet moved over unconsciously.
He couldn't resist the gravity of the huge box of paper.
In front of money, he is as small and helpless as any human being on earth.
After taking two steps, I heard a bang, and the pile of green paper disappeared. The hateful big box covered their lovely figures again.
Luke: "Now, do you want to hear the content of the commission?"
Wade nodded without hesitation.
"Tomorrow night at 7 o'clock, I want you to stay in the southwest corner of Staten Island for an hour..." Luke said.
Wade nodded immediately: "I did it."
He inserted this sentence extremely quickly.
At this time, Luke spoke the second half of the sentence at a normal speed: "... as V."
Wade nodded twice more, then suddenly came to his senses: "Wait, what did you say? Stay there for an hour as V?"
Luke: "Yes, I want you to stay there for one hour as the smiling man with a bounty of two million."
Wade's eyes widened: "Don't tell me, this commission is to find a scapegoat?"
Luke: "Are you that easy to die? Don't you, the man who claims to be the strongest Wade, have the confidence to live?"
"Of course I have the letter..." Wade: "Ah, that's not right! There are at least hundreds of people in New York looking for you right now, and you want me to pretend to be you and go out and die? I am the strongest Wade, but I am not Superman. Those are hundreds of professional killers, not hundreds of pigs."
Luke shook his head and said, "If it's just a few hundred pigs, do I need to pay five million? There are plenty of people willing to do it for five hundred dollars."
Wade was speechless.
The bounty on the smiling masked man, the guy who calls himself V, is only two million, but there are still hundreds of killers here!
Luke said again: "Also, the number of assassins is probably between 120 and 150, not as many as you think."
Wade: ... What's the difference? They're not pigs anyway.
Luke looked at his expression and continued, "Besides, these people will receive the news of your presence at 6:30 in the evening."
Wade: "wtf?!"
Luke looked at his incredulous expression and said indifferently: "Now, you can choose whether to accept this commission. You'd better hurry up, because this commission is only valid until the moment your girlfriend comes out."