"Please tell me your user code," said the female voice coming from the box.
Wade muttered, "What the hell?"
Box: "Wrong code."
Wade was helpless: "The most handsome Wade."
Box: "Wrong code."
Wade: "Okay, the best Wade?"
Box: "Wrong code."
Wade: "Huh? This is my code name. Are you sick? No, is the person who designed you sick?"
Box: "Wrong code."
Wade scratched his head: "Did that guy eavesdrop on Vanessa and I's private life?"
Box: "Wrong code."
Wade: "…Baby? Not this. Sweetheart? Not this. Ah, it must be this, open it, little Tiantian!"
Box: "Wrong code."
Wade was desperate: "Don't I know what my name should be? Can you give me a hint?"
Box: "The code name is related to the location where you received the mission."
Wade thought about it and realized that this shouldn't refer to Vanessa's home, so he said, "...Sister Margaret's Home for Bad Kids?"
Box: "Wrong code."
Wade tried for several minutes, and finally even reported the obscene name of Visuo, but the result was still "Wrong code name."
He threw the box away angrily: "What a psycho! Is it necessary to do this?"
If Luke were here, he would definitely smile and say nothing: Damn it, who told you to blatantly fool me with fake information
This is what's torturing Wade.
In fact, as long as Wade said he wanted to open the box, the box would open automatically after an hour.
That "code name" did exist, but Luke just casually used the name of something in Wiseau's bar.
Wade was annoyed for a moment, then simply ran back to look at his pile of money and stuffed it back into the box.
Vanessa might be back in half an hour, and he didn't want her to see such a large sum of money.
It's not that he was afraid that she would be blinded by money, but he didn't want her to ask where the money came from.
At least, he didn't want her to know before completing the task tonight and getting the remaining 2.5 million.
She would definitely make him give up such a reckless behavior.
But don't be stupid, who would pay a sky-high price of five million for a single commission!
While enjoying the fun of moving the money, he muttered: "With so much money, I must survive tonight and never let Vanessa change her husband. Well, I can't let the guy who is betting on me in the deadpool succeed."
"Deadpool! The code name is correct." A soft female voice suddenly came from the box next to it, and the lid slowly opened.
Wade was confused: "Huh? When the hell did I call myself that? You might as well call me Xiao Tiantian!"
Just as he said this, he was suddenly stunned: "Hmm, it seems... This code name sounds pretty nice, can I use it in the future?"
Soon, his attention was drawn to the equipment in the box, and he no longer worried about the new code name that came out of nowhere.
When he put on the top smiley face mask, a dull male electronic voice sounded in his ears: "User detected, identity verification in progress, identity verification passed. Welcome, Deadpool."
Wade: "...Okay, call me whatever you want."
"You have a new task. Please check it immediately and read the task details as soon as possible." A cold and dull electronic voice sounded.
Wade was dissatisfied: "Hey, what the hell is this sound? Can't you change it?"
"All functions of the system will be activated after the user receives and fully understands the mission." said the electronic voice.
Wade readily agreed: "Ok, where are you looking for that crappy mission? Hurry up."
In less than ten minutes, the mission details were explained.
Wade was a little confused: "Wait, wait, what did you just say?"
Electronic voice: "The user requested to speed up the explanation of the mission details, so it is played at eight times the speed."
Wade: "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Did I say eight times the speed? Um, what is eight times the speed?"
Another twenty minutes passed, and with the electronic audio instructions played at normal speed, he finally understood the details of the mission.
Looking at the various information and pictures projected on the hood lens, he was shocked and couldn't help but say: "holyshxt! It turns out that the tasks can be arranged in this way. I will do the same in the future..."
Having said this, he suddenly stopped talking.
He probably couldn't afford the equipment, let alone make these action plans.
If it were a regular army, these things would be done by the staff.
The so-called mission details include various information about tonight's action location and its surroundings, such as transportation, personnel, terrain, etc., which are all equipped with a large amount of data and pictures.
Secondly, he can also choose his course of action tonight.
Wade still had some concerns, so he asked the ugly electronic voice if it could rearrange its route, and the answer he got was yes.
As a result, he put forward several requirements, and within less than ten minutes, a new course of action was designed, which basically met his previous ideas.
"With this thing, a lot of junior staff officers will be laid off, right?" Wade couldn't help but murmur.
Suddenly, the sound of someone coming up the stairs came from the headset with his highly sensitive electronic radio function turned on.
Wade didn't need to think about it, just by listening to the rhythm he knew that Vanessa was back.
"shxt!" he cursed softly and moved his hands and feet quickly.
Ten seconds later, there was the sound of a key in the door, and Vanessa walked in after the door opened.
She looked at Wade, who was sleeping soundly on the other side of the bed, and shouted unhappily, "Didn't you say you had something to do today? It's almost eleven o'clock now, get up quickly and come to eat."
As she said that, she went into the kitchen carrying something.
Wade, curled up in the quilt, pulled off the hood with difficulty and cursed in a low voice: "This is too hard to take off. Why is it so tight?"
Five minutes later, Vanessa came out of the kitchen and saw someone in shorts holding two large black boxes, as if he was trying to take them out of the corner.
She couldn't help but put her hand on her forehead and said, "Are you a child? Today is not Christmas. Do you have to get up and go to see them?"
"Yes, sir!" Wade decisively stuffed the two boxes into the corner of the living room, turned around and saluted her.
In fact, he was not taking the box out, but wanted to put the box back.
But it's okay that Vanessa misunderstood.
…
Wade was busy counting money, reenacting the case with his future wife, counting money again, playing with equipment, and eating breakfast which was already lunch.
On the other side, Luke and Selina were already busy.
Tonight, V is going to make big news.
Maybe this news won't be on TV, but at least it will be widely circulated in the dark world.
There are many situations that need to be considered, and they must be arranged as far in advance as possible so that more energy can be reserved for dealing with unexpected situations.
However, since he has found Wade, the "strongest man" who values money over his life, Luke's plan is much less dangerous than the original one.
However, the expected income will be more than before.