The annual Double Eleven is a big festival for Pei Bufan.
He was a man, a man without money.
He is still a dead house who only digs holes online to make some extra money and occasionally acts as a gunman.
All resources in daily life, such as instant noodles, clothes, hand-made items, and even toilet paper, all come from online shopping.
However, while Double Eleven brought him happiness, it also brought him pain.
Go to your sister's liquidation! Go to your sister's lost piece! !
He gritted his teeth and finally bought the Sesshomaru figurine...
It's gone.
The attitude of the courier company was very good, and they kept apologizing over the phone. The seller's attitude is also good, promising a full refund and a discount on whatever he buys in the store...
That's right, it's a refund, not a replacement.
Because the figure is a limited edition, it is already sold out.
He doesn't want anything, he just wants Sesshomaru! !
Sadness has flowed upstream.
Seeing that many people in the two-dimensional group were posting their new treasures, Pei Bufan really had the idea of slicing all these people who love to show off.
No one understands my sadness!
However, the development of things is always prone to twists and turns.
Pei Bufan, who had been howling under the covers for three days, suddenly received a call from the courier company that he had a courier package!
Express!
The only thing I didn't get in the double eleven express mail... Sesshomaru!
It's just that the express package in his hand seemed a bit too big. Pei Bufan looked carefully at the delivery address and name, and it was his own fault.
But the shipping address is blank.
Such an express logistics company will deliver
Looking up, the delivery boy had long since disappeared.
When I got home, I picked up the carving knife and excitedly opened the package.
… hear the tick
illusion
The moment the package was opened, a deafening explosion blew up the quiet alley.
On the night of that day, the news that "the otaku received a bomb delivery at home and died tragically at home" appeared on the first article on the Internet, and the hit rate remained high.
Pei Bufan was furious, after his death...
He can be regarded as living quietly, but dying in shock.
People all over the country are mourning and discussing whether the security inspection of logistics express delivery is qualified.
When Pei Bufan was conscious, he was in darkness. After thinking for a long time in a daze, he finally realized that he probably, it seemed, was dead?
How did you die? ?
Who will explain?
No sound was heard, and no response was heard.
Everything happened so fast, his only memory is opening that express box
Then, in an instant, the heat of the body rushed through.
And then... and then it's gone, and here he is.
I don't know where I am, I don't know when it is.
He shrunk himself into a ball, and was suddenly shocked to find that he had a body! He now appears to be a... fetus
It's just... the position of the head and hands is not quite right...
Something long was rubbing against his leg.
... umbilical cord
I'm going, it's really the first time I've seen you... Hey...
Can't keep my eyes open!
Who will explain what's going on
.
.
.
So irritating.
Should I just stay like this for the rest of my life...
She was conceived in October, but her body had already taken shape. According to this calculation, he should lie down for another month.
Fortunately, he is not Nezha. Three years, thanks to him being able to hold on. That baby must also be a dead house. Others love family, he loves fetus.
After an unknown amount of time, he felt that the environment he was in seemed to be spinning, and it was still a big movement.
Whose mother is not optimistic about doing such a high-risk action? What if he slips and swells before he develops well? !
Who is responsible? !
One life! !
He stroked and held hands, touching a hard edge.
… hard?
If you touch it again, the surroundings are hard...
... Oviparous, what the hell!
No wonder it looks wrong because I can't be sure because I haven't seen it. He really isn't a human!
What bad thing did he do to be thrown into the beast realm by Hades!
Hades, come out and I want to have a good chat with you! !
Ow! !
As if being picked up by someone, Pei Bufan felt that the surrounding environment had changed even more. Accidentally bumped his head hard in one direction.
He squinted his eyes and clawed desperately towards the place where he hit. I just heard the sound of something breaking. This is the rhythm of coming out of the shell, great! He was almost suffocated.
The place where it was knocked was opened, and the cold wind rushed in. Xiao Pei Bufan went up against the wind, and with a tap of the tip of his claws, his head stuck out.
The wind got stronger, and Pei Bufan shivered. A few physical tears flowed from the squinted eyes, and the golden amber pupils slowly opened, meeting a pair of cool and beautiful eyes.
Holding Pei Bufan together with the shell was a handsome young man. When Pei Bufan looked at him, he was also looking at Pei Bufan with disgust and doubt.
...so, so handsome.
Pei Bufan opened his small mouth and let out a small humming sound, the corners of his mouth dripping with saliva.
The young man's dislike was even stronger, he stretched out his other hand to pinch the soft flesh on the back of Pei Bufan's neck and lifted him up, and with the other hand he threw away the eggshell in the palm of his hand: "Return the product." He said so.
Pei Bufan looked at the direction where he was handed out by the young man. A big man with a beard was selling eggs at a stall.
His whole body, no, the whole meow is stupid.
Not only because he understood his situation at that moment, but also because of the mechanical voice that suddenly popped out of his mind when he saw the boy.
[The male lead is found, the system is activated, restarting... 1%... 17%... 69%... 100%]
'Male lead, what male lead? 'Pei Bufan asked a question, but what came out of his mouth was a slight meow.
Pei Bufan: "..."
The system ignored him, and the first task was issued directly after restarting.
[The host please follow the hero
Completion reward: experience 1000
gold coin 10
Cute meow meow bell collar 1/4
Failure penalty: obliteration]
It was the same as a game, but he had never seen such a horrible punishment game! Why is he here
[Do you want to open the assistant for newcomers?]
"Meow!" Of course it must be turned on!
Zi Cheduanyuan, who was in the middle of arguing with the boss who sold magic pet eggs, was taken aback, and looked down at the little chai cat who he thought was listless, grinning energetically, without the congenital deficiencies he thought at all.
"Look, my lord. The eggs I have here are all absolutely healthy eggs. Although you are unlucky, what came out was just a low-level chai cat... But this kind of kitten is very cute, and many female nuns like it. You are completely You can give it to your sweetheart. After all, a chai cat is rare even though it is not a high-level spiritual pet. It’s not bad to have a contract with it as a pet.”
Zi Cheduanyuan frowned, he spent three thousand low-grade spirit stones, not to buy a kitten.
"You really don't have any pure black eggs here?" Zi Cheduanyuan asked unwillingly.
"It's really gone, it's just this one!" the man selling eggs vowed.
With slender white fingers stroking Chai Mao's short black fur, Zi Cheduanyuan finally gave up and turned to leave.
After all, in the first rebirth, everything was different from the previous life. It was indeed unexpected for him to expect a stupid cat to come out of the egg that was supposed to hatch the ghost bird.
Could it be that he didn't have this life
Zi Cheduanyuan sneered, he doesn't believe in fate!