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Chapter 23: Solved in five minutes!

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It's a pity that Pei Bufan only meowed, because of the suspicious eyes of the hero, he realized that he yelled and then closed his mouth tightly. There was no way to hear more information.

Zi Cheduanyuan pinched Pei Bufan's ear and asked: "Since senior is from the upper realm, do you know anything that can make him speak out?"

Wujue raised his eyebrows, he lowered his head in thought and nodded and said: "There is indeed a kind of spiritual grass in the fairy world that can make it speak, but the place where the fairy grass grows is steep and the plants are rare..."

Zi Cheduanyuan looked at him with an unchanged expression.

"Of course it's not a problem to find one with my cultivation." Wujue said with a smile, "I'm going back to the Immortal Realm in just a few days, so I'll bring one for you."

"Thank you, senior."

"If there is nothing to do in the future, how about you and I visiting the Tianwu sect together?" Wu Despair looked out the window and said, "It's the centennial event, and it's very lively outside."

Zi Cheduanyuan nodded. You can't believe what this man says, and it's an opportunity to observe him closely.

Pei Bufan immediately became angry when he heard it! One and a half days had passed for his task, and there was still one and a half days left to complete it! And this day and a half is not all the time to have the opportunity. This inexplicable man who didn't know where he came from took up so much time all of a sudden, what should he do? !

He patted the hero's face with his paw, and meowed: "Hey! Don't go with that wild man!! I still have something to do with you. Do you want to make it?" No one can understand what he said Pei Bufan spoke without hindrance.

The wild man Wujue touched his face. kindness! It must be because he is so handsome!

"He won't be responsible, let me tell you! Someone who looks like that must be a bad guy!!" Pei Bufan gritted his teeth at Wujue.

Infinity: ...

"Bufan, what's the matter?" Zi Cheduanyuan looked at him suspiciously, and then aimed at Wujue again. Could it be that Pei Bufan noticed something? Last time it was Pei Bufan who took him to find the hidden treasure in the secret territory, so Zi Cheduanyuan always thought that Pei Bufan had special abilities. In addition, Wujue's previous behavior of begging for a cat created a little gap in the hero's heart, so between the two, Pei Bufan didn't like Wujue, and Zi Cheduanyuan naturally gravitated toward Bufan.

"My pet is having trouble." Zi Cheduanyuan smiled apologetically at Wujue: "I'm afraid I'm going to miss the appointment this time."

"It's okay." Wujue waved his hand: "I'll contact you when I have time."

Zi Cheduanyuan got up and carried Pei Bufan upstairs, there was paper and pen in the room, he was anxious to know what Pei Bufan wanted to say.

Wujue squeezed his chin and showed a smile, then picked up the chopsticks to pick up the vegetables.

"Tsk tsk, you really haven't changed at all, you're full of lies." Lan Lin saw Zi Cheduanyuan and Pei Bufan entered the house, went to Zi Cheduanyuan's seat and sat down to pick up vegetables.

A piece of meat that Wujue was about to put down with his chopsticks was snatched away by Lan Lin. He put away his chopsticks and said, "Isn't it appropriate for the boss to come here to grab food from the guests?"

"Aren't you the real owner of the shop near here?" Lan Lin snorted, and brought the plate with the most meat to eat in front of her: "What did you say that fairy grass is rare and not easy to get. Are you kidding, that thing They are everywhere in the fairy world, and no one wants them for free!" After all, fairy beasts are born to be able to talk, and those who cannot speak for the time being are slow-growing, and it is almost the same after a period of time when all the teeth are fully grown.

"How can the difficulty of not talking about it bring out my hard work? Wouldn't it be good to let him owe me a favor? And I have a legitimate reason to go to him again. You said before that Pei Bufan has transformed?"

"That's right. As for whether the prototype can speak... He always talks to me in the form of transformation, and I really didn't pay attention when the prototype was in place." Lan Lin put down the chopsticks and picked up the wine glass: "Next time I will help him check his body , I hope it is not congenitally deficient."

"What is that kid doing now? He didn't show up when I came."

"Master, he has been recruited by stealing pills again, this time it is Fantong. Because of the sect's image problem, he has not been able to show up recently."

"... really worthless." Wujue helplessly raised his forehead.

"When will you go back?"

"Hey, hey, hey!! How can I say that I am an elder!! Can you show me some respect?!" He slapped the table without hesitation.

"The elders are merciful, this is Limu's!" Lan Lin touched the table distressedly: "I will watch carefully, junior brother, anyway, what are you afraid of if you find it anyway. But it's really strange that you didn't directly rob or steal it."

"What are you talking about! I'm a good immortal! How could I do that thing of stealing people?!"

Lan Lin: ...

Pei Bufan, who was brought back to the room, looked at the pen and paper in front of him: ...

what to do? !

What is he going to write

Why did you drive that man away

In order to find an opportunity to drug and suppress people

Nima, this really writes the rhythm of being dominated by men for a few seconds!

Pei Bufan curled up his brush and wrote a few words slowly: I'm hungry.

Ziche Duanyuan: …

Who was the one who asked someone to rub his belly for help just now

Pei Bufan, who also realized that his reason was a little stupid, swiped his tail, erased the three big characters, and wrote two more words: sleepy.

Zi Cheduanyuan, who knew that he couldn't get real information from this stupid cat, crumpled Pei Bufan into a ball and stuffed it under the bed: "Then go to sleep." Then he turned and walked towards the door, and only then did he reach the door He paused, then turned back suddenly.

The master of Sword Immortal Valley sent a message, asking him to rush back to Sword Immortal Valley before the day after tomorrow so that he can attend the apprentice meeting in the day after tomorrow.

Forget it, since there is nothing else, let's go back first. Zi Cheduanyuan turned around and lifted the quilt, only to find that Pei Bufan was already in a ball and his eyes were closed.

asleep

He stretched out his finger and poked Pei Bufan's hairy face, taking a long breath.

Zi Cheduanyuan climbed onto the bed, lay down next to Pei Bufan, and held the 'sleeping' Heimiao in his arms.

Not long after, Pei Bufan opened his eyelids and looked at the hero. He got up secretly, scratching with his little paws and threw the small paper bag into the incense burner.

The system is finally a little more reliable!

He wasn't sleeping just now, but his consciousness went to the depths of the sea of consciousness to find a better way for the system, which created the illusion of deep sleep.

Wujue's arrival alerted Pei Bufan, and it was better to finish the task as soon as possible, who knows if there will be other accidents later.

It's no wonder that he rolled around, acted cutely, threatened to take turns, and the system taught him a trick of tortoise breathing.

You can hold your breath for a long time without worrying about inhaling the fragrance!

Just throw the paper bag in while the male lead is not paying attention. Then hold the hero for more than half an hour and it's OK!

The male lead is not wary of himself at all! !

Think about it a little guilty...

When I opened my eyes, I saw that the male lead was sleeping with me!

Throwing such a little bit of guilt behind his head, Pei Bufan decisively took this opportunity to throw away the small paper bag and retreated to the bed.

After about an hour, it was confirmed that it had taken effect and the smell had almost dissipated, so Pei Bufan got up and turned into a half-human. Kneel and sit next to the hero.

After the front of his clothes was lifted, Zi Cheduanyuan was startled and immediately opened his eyes.

In front of him was a boy with a hat, a thick upper body, and a large piece of cloth around his waist, kneeling between his legs. The strange thing was that he also had a piece of cloth around his neck as a scarf.

Seeing Zi Cheduanyuan open his eyes, the boy's face showed a blush of embarrassment.

He coughed, lowered his head to avoid Zi Che Duanyuan's gaze, and continued to strip his clothes.

Zi Cheduanyuan's face was as black as carbon, and he felt like he was going to explode in the next second.

When did you get recruited? ? And when did this boy appear

What about Pei Bufan? Zi Che Duanyuan tried his best to turn his head more than ten degrees, but he didn't see any black.

"Where's the black cat next to me?" Zi Cheduanyuan asked in a low voice.

The boy paused, then continued: "As long as you don't resist, he'll be fine." The corners of his mouth curled up, looking very happy.

Even in the situation where the man is a knife and I am a fish, the male protagonist always thinks of him!

Don't worry, man! I will definitely be responsible to the end! !

Pei Bufan put his hands on the male lead's knees, knelt between the male lead's legs, and was stunned. As time passed, his body became more and more stiff...

Wood reaction! ! ! ! !

Mingming said with excitement! Why no reaction! ! !

'The system, you fucking fuck me! ! '

Adhering to the do-no-evil system, the system has been in a state of invisibility, and only after hearing Pei Bufan's roar did he pop up: [Is there something wrong?]

'Wood reaction! why! Why is this body flawed? '

[How long have you been born? Where is the reaction from not fully developed?]The system scorned the rhetorical question.

'Then where can this task be done? '

[Isn't there a hole behind you!]

'Didn't you say you want to suppress it? '

[You just need to sit on him to be pressured.]

"... . . . Fuck!!!!!!"

Is this a mission issued and a posture specified? !

Zi Che Duanyuan was taken aback by the boy's tragic cry, and saw the boy muttering with tears in his eyes: "What a fucking cheat..."

The boy struggled for a long time, then slowly let go of Zi Cheduanyuan's legs, climbed up, and sat on the male lead's waist with his legs spread apart, his little butt slowly moved back, with a look of grief and righteousness on his face .

Zi Cheduanyuan was so angry that he almost swears, with this damn expression, who the hell is stronger? !

Just as Pei Bufan was about to untie the cloth around his waist, he suddenly remembered something, looked around, tore off a piece of cloth from the bed sheet, and covered Zi Cheduanyuan's eyes with a tie behind his head. Zi Che Duanyuan couldn't use all his strength, so he could only recognize Pei Bufan's movements.

Pei Bufan took off the cloth around his waist, and a black tail flicked out.

He sighed helplessly looking at the thing that was obviously one size bigger than himself. Stretching out his hand, a bottle fell from the sky out of thin air, Pei Bufan twisted off the cork, and poured a bottle of liquid into the male lead's mouth.

Feeling the cold liquid pouring in, Zi Cheduanyuan held his tongue against it and wanted to spit it out, but Pei Bufan pinched his chin and forcefully poured it in.

This kind of thing is the first time in two lifetimes! !

If you know who he is, you won't be able to spare him! ! Zi Cheduanyuan thought viciously in his heart.

A fire ignited in his body, and Zi Cheduanyuan immediately knew the medicinal effect of this thing.

Pei Bufan looked at the giant and sighed. Anyway, he came from modern natural calcium, and he didn't think he would lose his dignity below. He was just a little afraid of pain when he persisted.

Lift up the little butt, align the position, sit down...

QAQ Nima is so painful! !

Why are you so big! ! !

Terrible!

Forget it! !

Zi Cheduanyuan, who felt that he had entered a warm place, was stunned. He actually...

Pei Bufan, who had only just gotten used to the pain, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and just as he was about to move, he heard the notification from the system.

[There are five minutes left in the usage limit of the transformation card, please solve it as soon as possible.]

Pei Bufan: "..."

five minutes? !

solve quickly? !

Do you really trust the master too much or doubt the hero's ability? !

What a joke! !

The author has something to say: Pei Bufan: The hero, five minutes, can you do it

Zi Cheduanyuan: ... ... ... ... ... ...

How do you answer this frankly? !