'system! Can you please stop joking? ! Do you know what is less than five minutes? That's premature ejaculation! ! Do you think the male protagonist who is full of peach blossoms will have this kind of problem? Are you looking down on the hero or me as the author? 'Pei Bufan was almost irritable.
system:…
'I want my grandfather to die, just say it! Is it interesting to play this impossible task at this time? It's useless to tell me that the master is sitting up! Damn! ! '
I feel that I seem to be a bit of an unethical system: [Mission completed.]
Pei Bufan: ... Damn it! What a mess! It is actually up to you whether the task you post is completed or not! !
[The task is only pressed once.]I didn’t say how long it would take, nor did I say it would be finished…
' Interested in playing word games? ! You're fucking playing me from beginning to end! ! Look at the few skills that the master knows! Minghuo: To save the hero! Wayfinding: To lead the hero! Transformation: In order to 'suppress' the hero! Turtle Breath: What the hell is it to 'suppress' the hero! ! '
[Before you complain, can you get up from this blinding posture? ] Said the system who couldn't bear to look directly.
'What's wrong! What's wrong! 'Pei Bufan pressed his paws on Zi Cheduanyuan's lower abdomen, and his whole body kept bouncing up and down. "Master likes this posture!" He was almost annoyed and incoherent.
When Zi Cheduanyuan under him heard Pei Bufan's sudden words, he almost bit his tongue. He couldn't move now, and the fire on his body was getting bigger and bigger because of the effect of the medicine and Pei Bufan's movements. But this person sat on it and stayed still for a long time, and finally started to move, but it was like playing on a trampoline! And suddenly burst out such a powerful word!
When is he? ! Just because you like this pose so he suffers? ! Zi Cheduanyuan blushed, it's best not to let him know who this shameless bastard is? ! Can't kill him!
A man is indeed a lower-body animal, no matter how angry and angry he is, he can't stand it. It's really... very comfortable.
It's a pity that the comfort was only for a few seconds, and soon Zi Cheduanyuan ushered in hell.
[Friendly reminder, there are two minutes left!]
'Damn it! Pei Bufan got up angrily from the male lead, he didn't have time to worry about other things, he ran to the door in a hurry with his bare butt, carefully opened the door to make a sound and then closed it to make the male lead think he was gone. After two minutes passed, he immediately became
A black cat lay on the ground and slowly crawled towards the bed.
As soon as he lifted his head, he saw that his whole body was naked, his eyes were covered with a black cloth, and Zi Cheduanyuan, who was a pillar of the sky, was biting his lips tightly, as if he was suppressing the anger that was about to explode and the anger that could not be relieved.
Pei Bufan struggled for a few seconds before getting under the bed.
Flicking his tail and rubbing his sour little chrysanthemum, he began to think in his heart how to cover up with words when the hero's medicine wears off.
He only heard the sound of the door, and Zi Cheduanyuan, whose sanity was almost burnt out, couldn't carefully analyze whether the man had really left or was playing other tricks. He lay on the bed and waited for the effect of Mixiang to pass.
He must find the boy! !
It was unbearable! !
what the hell!
In two lifetimes of cultivation, even if he was framed to death in his previous life, he has never been so aggrieved! !
The effect of the medicine lasted for about an hour, and Zi Cheduanyuan also held back for an hour. After his body was able to move, he quickly sat up, quickly took off the black cloth with his left hand, and stretched out his right hand to hold it underneath.
Pei Bufan hid under the bed and listened to the panting of the male protagonist, his heart was so pounding that he almost jumped out!
Good, so embarrassing!
Before, I was forced by the system to sit on it all at once...
Thinking about it now, I really want to burrow my head into the ground!
what to do! How to look directly at the hero after that? !
Pei Bufan was moved for a moment, do you want to tell him that it is actually him, and then the two of them will live happily together
… is it possible
Regardless of Pei Bufan's wild thoughts under the bed, Che Duanyuan, the man on the bed, forced himself to release himself in order to get out of this horrible place as soon as possible. Cross your legs and start silently reciting the Qingxin Jue. Get rid of distracting thoughts in your mind.
After he calmed down, Zi Cheduanyuan put on his clothes and got out of bed, and punched the table hard. The table was instantly torn apart, a broken table leg bounced on the ground a few times, fell in front of Pei Bufan, barely stopped in front of his dark little nose.
Pei Bufan: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴
I'm going to be scared to pee!
Sure enough, don't tell the hero, he will be killed! QAQ
Hearing a whimper from the bottom of the bed in anger, Zi Cheduanyuan frowned slightly, bent down to look at the bottom of the bed, and ignored his long black hair hanging down to the ground.
Under the bed, Pei Bufan huddled into a small ball trembling, his big cat eyes filled with tears.
Seeing him so afraid of being wronged, Zi Cheduanyuan lowered his voice: "Bufan, come out."
Pei Bufan shook his head, the hero is so scary!
Zi Cheduanyuan, who mistakenly thought that the other party was also hit by Mixiang because of his lack of cultivation and was unable to move, knelt on the ground with one leg, reached in with one hand, and pulled Pei Bufan out by his tail.
Pei Bufan screamed in fright.
The hero is so rude!
Sure enough, did you find it? !
Are you going to be silenced? !
However, after the male protagonist grabbed Pei Bufan, he only touched Pei Bufan gently, and did not make any other movements.
"Bufan, do you remember how that boy got in?" He obviously set up a formation in the room, how did that boy get in? And now it seems that the formation is intact.
Pei Bufan hurriedly shook his head.
Zi Cheduanyuan narrowed his eyes: "You really don't know?" His voice was low and threatening.
Pei Bufan's heart trembled, he turned his face and saw the torn table, and shrank his head.
It seems that he knows... Pei Bufan has been squatting under the bed, so he also heard it when the previous things were like his? Zi Cheduanyuan suddenly felt bad.
"Tell the truth." Zi Cheduanyuan said slowly, and put Heimiao on the table.
Looking at the pen and paper presented to him, Pei Bufan rolled his eyes, curled up the brush with his tail, and wrote crookedly: Peach Blossom.
Zi Cheduanyuan was puzzled and thought for a while before he understood what Pei Bufan meant. Does this mean that the boy is his peach blossom, which is not easy to cover
The peach blossoms that come here to drink Mixiang and [引]medicine? Peach Blossom who can't do half of it and immediately abandons her and runs away? Whose peach blossom is so cruel!
Zi Cheduanyuan picked up Meow, and pressed it on his knee like last time, grabbed Meow's tail with one hand, and patted his butt with the other.
It's like teaching your own disobedient children!
Don't fight!
This time a boy with no intention of coming was let in, but next time I wonder if another woman will be let in!
I don't even know how to scream when I'm hit by the fragrance!
Lying under the bed and watching a movie is very exciting, isn't it!
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and Zi Cheduanyuan's spanking became more and more intense.
And Pei Bufan who was crushed and beaten almost cried to death.
Grandpa's chrysanthemum still hurts, did you make it? !
He even spanked his ass! It's not too bad to think him, is it
Pei Bufan suddenly screamed miserably.
But this time the male protagonist not only didn't stop, but also said harshly: "The same trick didn't work for me!" The last time I spanked and screamed, I thought he didn't find out later
Do you really think he is stupid
A little pain is fine, but a longer memory!
Pei Bufan: Why is it that the more you scream, the harder you beat? The label he gave to the hero is a beast, not an S!
Then Zi Cheduanyuan took another ten or so consecutive shots before letting go.
Pei Bufan lay motionless on his stomach as if he was dead.
Now not only the ass hurts, but also the buttocks. _(:зゝ∠)_
"Okay, let's go back to Sword Immortal Valley." Zi Cheduanyuan stood up and looked back at Pei Bufan, lying on the bed with his limbs sprawled, with a look of lovelessness on his face.
With a snort, he pinched Pei Bufan's soft flesh and carried it away.
Pei Bufan: Male lead, you are getting worse and worse QAQ.
After going downstairs and returning the door plate to the counter, Zi Cheduanyuan only spit out two words: "Check out."
Lan Lin curled her lips into a smile: "This fellow Taoist has only lived for a few days, why is he leaving in such a hurry?"
"I have something to do." Zi Cheduanyuan replied, and then asked: "Did any boy with black hair and black eyes come here these days?"
Lan Lin shook her head: "People with black hair and black eyes are not common in demon cultivators and demon cultivators, but they can be found everywhere in Taoist cultivators and sword cultivators. I wonder what kind of person this fellow daoist is looking for?"
Zi Cheduanyuan sighed: "Forget it." Anyway, we will meet again one day, he gritted his teeth secretly.
Lan Lin shrugged, rested his chin on his hand and watched Zi Cheduanyuan slowly step out of the store, he pursed his lips and said to the poor little kitten who was being carried: See you next time.
Pei Bufan: QAQ
Don't you know what to say when you see it? !
It is so uncomfortable to be carried like this! And... so cold!
As a black cat, he has been 'implicated', which shows that the hero is really angry this time.
Seeing the two drifting away, Lan Lin stepped out of the shop and kicked the sleeping peach tree.
"Get up! Time to work!"
Peach Blossom Tree turned into a seductive woman, leaned over and rubbed her calf: "How can you be so rude to women!"
"Sorry, I only like men." Lan Lin chuckled: "Follow me, I know which sect that man is, where he lives, and how is his family?" "It sounds like a father who saw his daughter kidnapped, long-winded " Zhuohua complained while taking out his magic weapon, which is a shuttle-shaped piece of wood with two pointed ends. She hid her figure in the shuttle, got into the ground and disappeared.
"Remember to pay more. This is physical work." Before leaving, she left such a sentence.
"I'll never forget it." Lan Lin replied angrily, then turned around and entered the store.
Wouldn't it be okay if he didn't make more money? They're all so hard to raise!
The author has something to say: Me: I didn't find anyone, but I hit the right one!
Pei Bufan: Bastard! The real culprit is the system, the system! !
Zicheduanyuan: It feels good in the hand.
Wu: The temperature is not bad, is it
Zi Cheduanyuan: (in aftertaste)
I: (evil laugh)
Zi Cheduanyuan: (evil laugh)
Pei Bufan: Damn it! Labor and management quit! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻