Being an Author is a High Risk Occupation

Chapter 3: Do you know that there is a fart without props in the strategy?

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As a curvy man, he fantasizes that he will become the world's number one general attacker, that he will never touch his body among thousands of flowers, and it is his dream to find a peerless sweetheart when he finally has a successful career and prepares to start a family.

But for him who is a dead house, this is just a dream, just think about it.

Therefore, he poured all his dreams into the article, dedicating it to the vast group of rotten girls in the world.

Obscenity is innocent! !

He was just blown into the text by a bomb. He really didn't think about this situation.

Why is it so weak...

The real bad guy Pei Bufan turned his kitty face and licked Zi Cheduanyuan's chin with a sad face.

It's not eating tofu!

Zi Cheduanyuan laughed softly, he didn't get a high-level spirit beast, a kitten would be nice too. At least he wasn't alone anymore.

"It would be great if you could talk." Zi Cheduanyuan said in a low voice, "In this way, you can chat with me." After a miserable previous life, he was alone until his death. And now he is accompanied by a living creature with the label of "Zi Cheduanyuan owns" beside him, which makes him feel happy from the bottom of his heart.

Pei Bufan wanted to cry but had no tears, which was what he was looking forward to. It is also annoying for him to meow a little every day when he wants to talk.

"Today that guy said he was going to Taixu Secret Realm to find Zhu Guo, to prove his strength and his feelings for me." Zi Che Duanyuan rubbed Pei Bufan's ear, and whispered: "We will follow secretly, are you afraid? "

Pei Bufan shuddered and turned around, trying to escape from Zi Cheduanyuan's embrace. Are you scared? How could you not be afraid? In that secret realm, Zi Cheduanyuan met a big boss and almost got stuck in it. Later, it was the Nether Bird who saved him, and then the male protagonist had the fate to meet his first little shou in his life!

Fuck! He forgot about this, did he take the place of that ghost bird now!

What to do, will the hero die

[Task: Ask the host to follow the hero into the Great Void Secret Realm

Completion reward: experience 1000

gold coin 10

Cute meow bell collar 1/4

Failure penalty: obliteration]

Seeing the little kitten fleeing after he finished speaking, and then suddenly turning back with a look of death, grabbing his sleeve desperately, with a stupid look of 'Don't abandon me, you will follow me wherever you go', Zi Cheduanyuan : "..."

This chai cat has a weird personality.

Could it be that it was not the time when the cat should have been born, but was knocked out by him accidentally? So the brain is not very useful.

Pei Bufan, whose IQ was doubted by the male lead, was trying to light up his short life...

If he can wear it back, the first thing to do is to fill the hole!

The most unprovoked groups in this world are readers and fans! !

The second is the woman who came to the aunt! ! (what's wrong?)

There was a noise outside the door, Pei Bufan's small body lying on the bed floated up into the air, and landed in the arms of the male protagonist, Zi Cheduanyuan frowned, and walked out with the little black cat in his arms.

"What's wrong?" There was impatience in his voice.

A maid who was dressed in plain and elegant colors and trained in Qi came over, and put a fur coat on Zi Cheduanyuan's body. Although a cultivator is not afraid of the cold, sometimes, as a child of an aristocratic family, he still has to pretend.

Wrapped in fiery red fox fur and mink fur, no matter how vulgar a person is, he suddenly becomes noble! Not to mention the male lead of Rebirth! That temperament is definitely one in a million!

Before the maid could answer, the man rushed over from the attendant's obstruction, stumbled and bumped into Zi Che Duanyuan, with anxiety and grievance on his face: "Duanyuan, what's wrong with you? Did I offend you by saying that I like you?" Angry? But... no matter how you look at me, I am sincere to you! "

If Pei Bufan, as the author, hadn't set up the characters in his works very clearly, looking at the appearance of the man in front of him, he might have believed his words. Even the maid standing by was a little moved.

Zi Cheduanyuan didn't look him in the eye, but said in a low voice: "We'll talk about it after you get the vermilion fruit." There was no joy or anger on his calm face.

In his previous life, he also answered the man in the same way, but his mentality now is completely different from that then.

Zhong Yanqing showed a happy smile: "Okay! You must wait for me! I will become a qualified partner!" Said and ran away quickly.

The maid looked at Zi Cheduanyuan enviously. If she has a lover like this, this life is enough.

Zi Cheduanyuan noticed the maid's expression and snorted coldly in his heart.

In her previous life, Zhong Yanqing also received the support of everyone in her family, and everyone was envious of her getting a good lover. I don't know...

Last life, last life!

Zi Cheduanyuan, who was full of energy and blood, found that his Dao heart was not stable, so he hurried into the room and meditated.

He is already in the middle stage of foundation establishment, although he is still far away from Jindan. But judging from this situation, there may be inner demons when forming a pill. The rebirth of the first life is his great fortune. He must make good use of this life, not only to ascend to immortality, but also to become a god! Zhong Yanqing must not become his hindrance anymore.

Find a chance and deal with him!

It's a pity that now that scumbag is wearing a hypocritical and kind skin, and is trusted by his parents and clansmen, so he can't play tricks on him openly. And he had only been reborn for a few days, and his unruly character was deeply ingrained in everyone's hearts.

He is not in a hurry, what he has is patience. He will slowly repay those who tortured him to death in the last life!

Pei Bufan huddled in the corner of the room, trembling as he watched the figure of the male lead meditating. He didn't know why he felt a terrifying aura coming from the male lead, like a ferocious wild wolf, who would be torn and devoured by him as long as he got a little closer. Is this the animal intuition that comes with this body

It's so scary, I want to go home QAQ.

The next day, the little black cat, Pei Bufan, was packed by the hero and taken to the lower realm.

The so-called secret places are mostly the caves left by the predecessors or the small worlds opened by themselves, as well as the uncanny craftsmanship created by nature. There are often numerous exercise secrets, thousands of years of exotic herbs, pills, refining books and even rare animal eggs.

Among them, the rare beast eggs are probably the most expensive but least valuable.

Because of the "intermarriage" practice among many monsters, spirit beasts and divine beasts, there are almost no purebred rare beast eggs, and because the eggs have different sizes, shapes and patterns, it is impossible to tell what kind of eggs will be hatched inside. .

Buying rare animal eggs is like gambling with stones.

Maybe I paid a lot of money to buy a good-looking egg, which may be a high-level spirit beast, but a useless spirit beast with only ornamental value came out, or I picked up a dilapidated egg, but a mythical beast came out .

Little chai cats like Pei Bufan are only useful for playing with female cultivators and being cute.

And the ghost bird in the original book is a high-level spirit beast that can speak human words and has extremely high intelligence. Dark attribute, very high attack power.

The gap between the two is one day and one place.

Do you know that there is a fart without props in the strategy

The male protagonist is killed, pet skills can be selected: rolling, drying belly, meowing...

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Why is he a useless meow!

He can completely condescend to turn into a bird to help the male protagonist overcome the difficulties, anyway, it is not much different from turning black meow in terms of morals _(:з」∠)_.

It's just broken!

Recalling that in the original book, because of the death of the male protagonist, the Nether Bird summoned up his aura and spit out a huge dark attribute flame. Pei Bufan also learned to hold back for a long time, and spit out a... bubble...

The hero wiped Pei Bufan's mouth with a handkerchief in disgust.

Pei Bufan: ... How can you play with this f*ck? ? The system is rough! !

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