Being an Author is a High Risk Occupation

Chapter 7: Who are you?

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Reality is always crueler than imagined.

In the phenomenon: Pei Bufan stepped on the dead body of the eight-headed spider with one paw, and looked down at Zi Cheduanyuan who looked at him with admiration: "I'm protecting you, don't be afraid of anything!"

But in reality: Pei Bufan jumped up again with a cry, was hit by the eight-headed spider that had just climbed down, and then flew back again, barely caught by Cheduanyuan.

Pei Bufan Mosquito Repellent Eyes: System, you f---ing tricked me again...

Zi Cheduanyuan hugged Heimiao to avoid the spider's attack in embarrassment. Heimiao's series of crimes just now gave Zi Cheduanyuan a little time to breathe. The little black meow and the eight-headed spider played a game of chasing me and running away. He didn't want to let Heimiao escape alone, no matter if Heimiao would escape or not.

After finally meeting a little guy who will never give up, even if it is a meow, the reborn Zi Cheduanyuan felt a bit of warmth in his cold heart.

From then on, life is the same and death is the same acupuncture point. Well, although the words are not very appropriate, the meaning is still correct.

Give some wax to Pei Bufan, who has been permanently bound unilaterally.

If you can go back alive, sign a contract. Zi Tieduanyuan suddenly felt amused by his current thoughts, he still had the heart to think about these things at this moment of life and death, and the one who was going to sign the contract was a useless little Chai Mao. He's probably crazy too.

But in my heart, I didn't regret this idea, and even had a slight expectation.

Signing a contract is sharing life, as long as he is still alive, the little black cat will not have a lifespan approaching. That's fine.

When Zi Cheduanyuan was desperately fleeing for the future of one person and one meow, Pei Bufan nestled in the arms of the male lead and kept brewing, but the hellish fire just didn't come to QAQ!

It's really a system that I can't bear to see: [... True Qi can be sprayed out to form a ghost fire.]

Pei Bufan: "Where is the true energy? Why didn't I feel it?"

[Condensate from the navel to the Guanyuan point.]

"Speak human words, what the hell!"

System: What did he say that was not human

[Lower belly. To feel a rush of heat up there.]

"The system has no lower limit." Pei Bufan complained with his face flushed, but luckily he couldn't see anything from his furry black face. "Now is not the time to think about that kind of thing." Even thinking about it is powerless QAQ.

System: Who on earth has no lower limit? ! Forced him to swear, right? !

The system with a very good self-conscious quality stunned and held back the complaints that were about to burst out: [Center three inches below the navel. Just hold your breath and spit it out!]The vernacular has come out, if you don’t understand it, it’s really hopeless. At worst, he would go back and deduct his wages. This work is too tiring, and his heart is too tiring!

"Say it earlier." Pei Bufan muttered dissatisfiedly, tried to hold his breath and let it out.

A mass of black flames brushed past the male lead's shoulders, and a large piece of the clothes made of silkworm silk was scorched, revealing honey-colored skin with a little burnt mark.

Has a burnt smell? Heimiao sniffed, and was stunned when he saw the male lead's right shoulder. No wonder there was a burnt smell. He roasted a small piece of the male lead's shoulder! !

Zi Cheduanyuan lowered his head, looking at him with black pupils.

Pei Bufan shrunk his head guiltily, he just wanted to try it first, and then rush out if it worked, lest he be beaten back by the spider so embarrassingly before.

But now it's even worse! The male protagonist's face is so dark that he can write with ink! !

Pei Bufan meowed in a low voice, and seeing that the hero's face was still dark, he stepped forward and licked the hero's shoulder.

The skin that has been copied is hard...

QAQ I was wrong!

Just at this time, the spider came over again, Pei Bufan found an opportunity to slip out of the male lead's embrace, and took a big breath on the spider, the black flame immediately wrapped the spider, and the spider let out a miserable scream.

If it weren't for the spider silk and slime used by the spider, which happened to be the best burning material for the fire, the fire wouldn't have done so much harm to the spider. The underworld fire is different from ordinary flames, it can even burn the spider silk gland directly, and the attack there is very fatal to the eight-headed spider.

A golden core stage spider was easily dealt with by a mouthful of dark fire. This is the so-called one thing against one thing.

In the world, only the very rare high-level spirit beast Nether Bird and several kinds of divine beasts can breathe fire from the mouth, so there are still many breeders of this kind of spider. And Zi Cheduanyuan in the original work is also so smooth because the author added cheats. If I meet someone else, I will definitely explain it here.

Zi Cheduanyuan's eyes on Pei Bufan changed again, isn't this Chai Mao? But a beast

Pei Bufan walked a few steps towards the hero and then stopped. He raised his small head to look at Zi Cheduanyuan's scorched shoulders, his whole body shrank, his ears were pushed back, his face was small and his eyes were big. Those pitiful little eyes. Zi Cheduanyuan knew that he was begging for forgiveness, but in fact he wasn't too angry. This kind of minor injury would be healed by just applying some ointment, so there was no need to take it to heart. But in Pei Bufan's eyes, it was not the case. Living in a peaceful age, he had to consider whether to go to the hospital for a tetanus shot even if he cut his finger. This scorched shoulder can be rated as an injury level, and that man treats him so well, feeds him every day, and even hugs him to escape...

Even more guilty.

Seeing Pei Bufan wishing to roll himself into a ball, Zi Cheduanyuan smiled, took Heimiao into his arms and patted his head: "I'm not angry." He looked around at the still burning cave and said, "Let's go out first. .”

Pei Bufan snorted.

After leaving the cave and finding a quiet place to heal his injuries, Zi Cheduanyuan turned around, grabbed Heimiao and pressed him on the grass, then turned him over and grabbed Pei Bufan's paw He and Tail studied it carefully, but no matter how he looked at it, he felt that it was just firewood.

cat.

Rare beasts are divided into spirit beasts, fairy beasts and mythical beasts. These are the three levels that cultivators can look at. Among them, only spirit beasts can be touched by the lower realm and the middle realm. Immortal beasts exist in the upper realm, and only immortals can meet and possess them. In the middle realm, unless they are related to immortals and are lucky enough to be given one or found in a cave left by an immortal, there is no other way to get it. After all, fairy beasts will not go to the middle and lower realms where the aura is thinner to lay eggs. As for the divine beast, Zi Cheduanyuan only saw a few descriptions in books, but the books were very old and he didn't know if what he said was true.

However, high-level spirit beasts are born to speak human words, and fairy beasts are born to take shape. Could it be that this divine beast is not as good as high-level spirit beasts and fairy beasts

Or is this just an exception? If it is dumb, it can be said that it is born with a handicap, but it is obvious that this black cat can cry.

Is it a question of IQ? After thinking about it, it seems that there is only one explanation.

Pei Bufan, whose IQ was doubted again, scratched his head angrily: "Fuck, hold me down again to be a hooligan, if you touch enough, get up for me!!!"

Seeing that Pei Bufan was screaming miserably, Zi Che Duanyuan let go of Meow. Suddenly another question came to mind, and then suddenly asked: "Who are you?"

Pei Bufan, who was licking and grooming, froze suddenly, his mind went blank.

Seeing his reaction, Zi Cheduanyuan immediately understood that it was not an ordinary cat.

'what to do? system? Should I tell him? 'Pei Bufan internally called foreign aid for advice. But the system seemed to be dead, silent.

"What's your name? Why don't you speak?" Zi Cheduanyuan continued to ask, "I still don't want to speak?"

'I also wonder why I can't talk! '

After poking Pei Bufan's little head, Zi Cheduanyuan continued to ask: "I can't say meow once, I don't want to say meow twice."

'... 'Is there any difference? 'system! Seriously, what should I do in this situation? ! '

The system finally popped up: [Frankly, he's lenient, he guessed it.]

Pei Bufan choked, he didn't seem to have much choice but to confess and be lenient. The male lead in his novels, he knows that Zi Cheduanyuan after rebirth is as suspicious as Cao Cao. He has to think about what others have done and said, for fear that he will walk the old path of his previous life. He's not an actor and he doesn't know how to lie, if the hero sees any clues, he will definitely be crushed to death.

"Quickly answer when you think about it." Zi Cheduanyuan narrowed his eyes and said with his hand resting on his chin.

Pei Bufan knew that the hero's patience was about to wear out, so he meowed weakly.

It turned out that he couldn't speak. Zi Cheduanyuan nodded, and continued to the next question: "Then were you a cultivator before, or an ordinary person?"

The author has something to say: Pei Bufan: It is unscientific to be discovered so quickly! !

Wu: The favorability of a cat is different from that of a human. A cat that is spawned will become a peerless good master, and if it is spawned by a human, it will become a peerless good...

Pei Bufan: Peerless comfort? ! Then I confess, confess!

Wu: (easy to attack, forget it and let him fantasize for a while) After all, your identity in the eyes of the other party is different when you brush the favor value of the other party...

Pei Bufan: I made it! Well, the beautiful little Shoushou... (saliva)

Wu: (It’s really bliss not to know anything, it’s better not to tell him.)